Urged to go home by her mother, Xiaoqin bowed her head to me helplessly:

"I'm really sorry, I can't sleep for Ye Lin today."

No one asks you to sleep at all! Don't say strange things in front of my sister!

Xiaoqin bent her waist at a 90-degree angle and continued very sincerely:

"In order to compensate Ye Lin, the next time I come over to cook, I will wear a naked apron according to Ye Lin's request!"

Who ever made that request! Amy was looking at me with strange eyes, as if my brother had many perverted hobbies!

"Hey, Penthos park the car underneath and you can ask him to take you home."

Amy suddenly proposed.

Qin and I were both puzzled that Amy Weishenme would suddenly show kindness to Qin.

Amy crossed her legs on the couch as if she were the owner of the room.

"By the way, tell Penthos that I'm going to stay with my brother a little longer before I go home, and let him pick you up after he sends you home!"

It turned out to be a disguised way to point out to Xiaoqin, "You have to go home immediately, and I can stay with your classmate Ye Lin for a while"?

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Then I'll be Sister Xiexie Amy. Xiaoqin unceremoniously accepted Amy's "kindness", "You brothers and sisters should chat in the house and do some healthy interactions between brothers and sisters, so as to enhance the relationship between brothers and sisters!" ”

Hey, hey, hey, how many times do you have to repeat the word "brother and sister"! My grandfather used to say that "jokes are not as good as people", maybe one day not too far away, you will also become a brother and sister relationship with me!

"Then classmate Ye Lin, I'm going home to prepare for the wild trip, and I will be able to zaijian soon!"

Xiaoqin said goodbye to me, and half of her body had already walked out of the security door.

"Wait!" When I think of wild travel, I suddenly remember, "My Swiss Army Knife!" Maybe it can come in handy on a safari! When are you going to give me back ......?"

"Huh? It's so noisy today! I couldn't hear what Ye Lin said...... In short, zaijian! ”

I ran downstairs in a puff of smoke.

Where did the wind come from in the corridor? I just don't want to give it back!

After Qin left, Amy and I suddenly fell into a cold spot, and the room suddenly became lonely.

It wasn't until Xiaoqin's footsteps completely disappeared into the corridor that Amy said angrily:

"What is there to be proud of! Girlfriends, or even wives, are just a name and can be discarded at any time! ”

This, who abandons his girlfriend or even his wife at will, should be called scum, right? Don't compare your brother to scum!

However, I was soaking horses, and rumors about horses were indeed spreading in the circle of little hooligans, and someone even gave me the nickname "Scum Ye......

Amy went on to publish her own high thesis:

"The so-called lovers can be cut off with just one sentence, where is there blood and genes, this kind of intimate relationship is constant!"

"What's wrong with my biological brother and sister! Our relationship is innate, and we will not end until death! It's 10,000 times closer than childhood sweethearts and the like! ”

Amy stuck her tongue out in the direction that Qin had left, as if she was still arguing with the other party.

"Alright," I advised, "wait a little while for Penthos to send Xiaoqin back, and you should go back with him to rest early." ”

"Ye Lin!"

Amy called my name suddenly, as if I were neither a valet nor an older brother to her at this moment.

"Do you love Xiaoqin more, or do you love me more?"

is also the first time to call Xiaoqin's name, and no longer uses "violent woman" to refer to it.

He waited for my answer with a slight pout, his expression as serious as that of a little adult.

"Of course I love you more!" I replied without any psychological burden.

Amy is glamorous on the surface, but compared to Xiaoqin, she is the weak person who has no control over her own life, and she is a mother who treats her children as pawns, if I let it go, I don't know what kind of tragedy will happen in the future.

As for Xiaoqin, although she looks brain-dead when she reads girl's comics, her mother (and even her father who is involved in the underworld) loves her sincerely. Xiaoqin shouldn't care, I'll give my sister more love, right?

Amy, however, was very dissatisfied with my decisive answer, and she shook the empty Coke bottle and took a sip of Zuihou with her head up.

Then, as if drunk, his eyes were fixed on me.

"- Prove it to me!"

"Huh? How to prove it? Do you want me to call Xiaoqin back and tell her in person? ”

Although she was a little cruel to Xiaoqin, she should be able to forgive me, right? Just think of it as an accommodation to your wayward sister!

"Don't call her back!" Amy said angrily, "As soon as she comes back, she will show her affection to you!" You say--did you let her wear a nude apron! ”

"Of course not! How can you be so easily deceived! ”

"Where's the waiter?"

Have you finally figured out the meaning of this Chinese word? Last time, I thought it was when the other party was sleeping, standing guard next to me!

"The bedtime never happened! Brother, do I look like that? ”

"If a man is not a, he must be a **." Amy pointed out mercilessly.

I can't think of a rebuttal for a while.,Amy, who is often surrounded by lolicons.,It's inevitable that you have this kind of understanding, right?

"It's obviously the brother of **, but he didn't take action against his titular girlfriend, Xiaoqin who came to the door - brother, you have a problem with your physiology, right? Do you want me to pay for your treatment? ”

It's your physiology that's the problem! My physiology is very good, and I almost did deviant things with Xiaoqin several times because my physiology was too healthy!

"Don't speak ill of my brother like that! Although he didn't really make a move on Xiaoqin, he did kiss and touch it...... She ...... because she was worried about her parents."

Amy's eyes, which were originally half-squinted, widened suddenly, revealing inexplicable anger from the ice crystal blue pupils.

"How dare you do that kind of thing behind my back and with a violent woman...... When I made out with her, I was completely forgotten! ”

That,When you're making out with your girlfriend.,People who still think about their sister in their heads.,It's not normal, right?

"I'm tired! I'm going to sleep in your bed! ”

Amy suddenly asked.

Seeing her lying on the sofa and not wanting to move, waiting for me to hug her, I had no choice but to reach out again and transfer her to my bedroom with a princess hug.

After putting my sister in my single bed, I sat on the edge of the bed and said to her, "Just lie down for a while, don't fall asleep, and Penthos will pick you up in a while." ”

"If you love me more, prove it to me!"

Amy's double ponytail hung like a golden ribbon on the side of the pillow, and she asked me again.

"This thing can't be proven......" I frowned, a wry smile on my lips.

I took the remaining half bottle of Coke from last night on the windowsill, and I gave an example:

"If we are trapped in the desert and only have one bottle of Coke, I will give you all the drink, and not give a drop to Xiaoqin, so that it proves that I love you more, right?"

Amy lay on the pillow and thought for a while, then said categorically, "No! You're planning to drink yourself and then die with a violent female double! How can she succeed! ”

I have to say, Amy's conjecture is not wrong to some extent, if I decide to leave the hope of life to my sister and ask Xiaoqin to die with me, she probably won't have any complaints, and will only ask me to hold her in Zuihou at all times, right?

"But the water provided by a bottle of Coke, only one person walks out of the desert!" I continued to play word games with Amy, hoping that Penthos would come back soon.

"Have you seen Bear Grylls' Survival in the Wild?" Amy asked suddenly.

Of course I did! As a man standing at the top of the food chain, whether it is a predator or an alien, he will eat it correctly, no one knows, no one knows!

"Survival in the Wilderness" said that if there is a lack of water in the desert, it is possible to drink urine as a last resort."

"I think I've watched that episode too, it's the Nevada desert, right? But so what......"

Amy chuckled with an evil that didn't fit her age.

"What a stupid! The correct thing to do in that case, of course, is to give me the coke to drink, and then you will drink my pee! ”

Shut up! Although I know that some perverted Japanese people call Lori's urine "holy water" and can even be sold in stores, but don't implant such a heavy scene in my brain!

"Huh? Brother, why do you have a disgusted expression? I don't even dare to drink my sister's urine, are you embarrassed to say that you love me? ”

"What does it have to do with love or not......

Amy put on a straight face, as if to correct my misconceptions, and taught:

"Brother, are you mistaken? Three people trapped in the desert with only one bottle of Coke, this extreme environment is what you assume first! In this case, isn't it a very reasonable choice for you to drink my urine and live? ”

"Reasonable fart! Xiaoqin and I gave the Coke to you, and then the two of them were martyred, what a touching picture! Once you go to drink your urine, it immediately becomes *** good! ”

"Huh?" Amy smugly pulled out a long voice, "I just let my brother drink my urine, and I didn't say that I didn't use other containers in between!" Could it be that my brother wants to ...... directly with his mouth in order to avoid Lang Fei?"

Her cheeks gradually turned peach, as if her brain had made up the evil "mouth-to-mouth" picture.

And it's especially good to be in front of Xiaoqin! What a bad taste of NTR!

"Enough! Stop it! I stopped, "Even if I can survive after doing such a shameful thing, what about Xiaoqin?" After all, there is no way for three people to be rescued together! ”

"It's not hard," Amy said lightly, "though I won't give her my holy water to drink......"

I use a Japanese terminology directly! Look at your increasingly hot face, you are continuing to humiliate Xiaoqin!

"But since she likes her brother so much, let her drink her brother's holy water!"

"In this way, one part of the life-saving water becomes three servings! Amy is such a genius! After you survive, you must be grateful to me and remember my kindness for the rest of your life! ”

Is it a kindness to give urine to someone else to drink! This kind of great kindness, I can give alms more than ten times a day! I just can't find someone to receive alms! Many times you have to charge five cents for a charity, otherwise you won't be allowed to go to the toilet!

"Ah, I drank too much Coke today and want to go to the bathroom......" Amy sat up from the bed and looked at her with a mixture of drunken and flattering eyes, "Brother, do you want to rehearse it beforehand?" ”

Drill you big-headed ghost! It's understandable to do that in a desperate situation, and if you do that in daily life, won't my brother become a simple pervert!

And the sister who instigated her brother to do this is also very perverted! weishenme can't love each other normally like ordinary brothers and sisters!

Amy dangled her calves by the bed, waiting for me to carry her princess into the bathroom, but I didn't get her wish.

Who knows what perverted demands will be made to me when I get to the bathroom!

Seeing that I hadn't moved for a long time, Amy "cut" and walked to the bathroom by herself.

It didn't take long for me to come back, and I was in trouble because of my sister's various irritating words, so I took a sip of the Coke in my hand to moisten my throat.

Amy, who had drained the excess water from her body, looked relaxed, and she dangled her two arms under the long sleeves of her jumper, as lively as a walk, and she asked me casually:

"Brother, do you want to have love?"

It's squirting! I squirted the cola out of my mouth before the other liquid erupted!

What are you talking about! It's a terrible topic! And such a bad topic, can it be said so easily!

"I ...... Did I hear me wrong? I wiped the Coke off my lips and asked hesitantly.

"Didn't hear clearly? Then I'll talk about it slowly! Amy playfully put her hands behind her back, leaned forward, and said word by word:

"Brother, do you want to be right here, with my sister, doing, love, and love?"

I jumped up from the edge of the bed and hid in the corner of my bedroom.

"What crazy you are talking about! We are brother and sister!! ”

Amy shook her head in disapproval, and her ponytails flicked.

"Just because the two of us are brother and sister, what Xiaoqin can do with you, can't the two of us do?"

"Don't get into the horns! I can't do well with Xiaoqin! ”

"Hmph, you don't do it with her, you're afraid of her parents' relationship! Are you afraid of my parents too! ”

I couldn't help but hesitate.

Amy's biological father, John, was the one who NTatted my dad, and I used to hate foreigners because of him, but as I got to know him, I gradually found out that the fault was all on Amy, and John was just one of the victims.

But in any case, I am not afraid of him, but I pity him a little.

As for Amy's biological mother, Amy's mother, who was also my biological mother, was even more disrespectful to me, and though she could be a rather formidable enemy, I would never admit that I was afraid of her.