Chapter 579: The Most Incomprehensible Lyrics (Part II)
The wolf of Huaguang heard the song "Evidence", it was when he was in the other side, Du Xinghe wrote the song very early, and then practiced singing, the wolf of Huaguang was also the first to hear this song from Du Xinghe's mouth, and the wolf of Huaguang had an inexplicable good impression of the songs that Du Xinghe sang or practiced.
Du Xinghe actually likes this song very much, this song ranks among the top 100 pop songs in his heart, which is very classic. Regarding the complaining of the poster, he is powerless to complain, and he is too lazy to complain. He was now waiting for the right moment to continue scaring the Wolf of Light.
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33, "I miss your white socks, and the smell on your body" - Xin = Xiao = Qi "Taste"
I really want to know the smell of her target socks, what kind of laundry detergent do you use?
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Another super classic song was complained about, and even the wolf of Huaguang knew that the poster's complaint was in the wrong direction. The poster should not complain about the taste, but why he misses the other party's white socks, because they are washed with Blue Moon laundry detergent?
The wolf of Huaguang smiled silently, and Du Xinghe didn't do it with the wolf of Huaguang, and he also laughed silently. He didn't affect the Huaguang Wolf much, but was a little more and more affected by the Huaguang Wolf.
Go on.
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34, Qi: "I don't know what you're thinking" Yuan: "You understand very well" Qi: "I know what you're thinking" Yuan: "I don't know" - Qi Wei & Yuan Cheng-Jie "No. 18 Wai Bund"
A schizophrenic pair, hehehe
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It's divisive to read the lyrics, but the wolf of brilliance just smiled lightly. didn't think it was as funny as before, because he hadn't heard this song at all, and he didn't know who this Yuan Cheng-Jie was, Qi Wei He knew who it was, but this beauty was also married to a human-wife, and she also married an American stick, which made Huaguang Wolf a little distracted. For this kind of little star person-wife, he is not very cold. Simply skip over and move on to the next one.
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35, "A butterfly blinks a few times before it learns to fly" - Wang Lihong "What You Don't Know"
This really hits the song's name. Something I don't know. Does blinking have anything to do with flying? There are also junior high school creatures who tell us that butterflies are compound eyes and have no eyes......
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"Haha, seriously, you'll lose, landlord." It's time to appreciate Leehom's song again, and the wolf of Huaguang recited it with a smile. Except for which girl he has to soak, he doesn't like anything else. Not to mention serious. This kind of anthropomorphic lyrics can't be more realistic. Apparently. He is much wiser than this sticker.
After reading the post for a long time, the wolf of Huaguang is a little tired, and his eyelids are a little fighting. He hadn't woken up normally just now, he had been woken up by a nightmare, it was only past five o'clock in the morning, and he was far from getting enough sleep.
Putting the phone on the bedside table, the wolf of Huaguang wanted to try to sleep again, but when he closed his eyes, his mind was quiet, and the terrible hedgehog eyes came out again, and he quickly opened his eyes again.
"Am I evil? Why do you keep seeing that hedgehog? "The wolf of Huaguang doesn't know why, the more I think about it, the more strange it becomes, it is said that he is now in Jiaxing, and he is not in the north, the hedgehog that Du Xinghe provoked at the beginning is in the north, it is impossible to chase him here. What the hell is going on?
Du Xinghe saw that the wolf of Huaguang was a little conscious, and shouted in his mind: "Wolf! It's me! I was the one who showed you that hedgehog! I'm stuck in your body!! β¦β¦ Can you hear me!! Wolf !! β
Scratching his head, the wolf of Huaguang always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it, he didn't like to think, so he simply diverted his attention, picked up the phone that hadn't turned off the post again, and continued to read the funny lyrics.
Continuing with what I just saw, we came to Article 36.
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36, "Finally you made someone else's little three" - indifferent "Little Three"
Is it what a mother said to her daughter? Why do I feel a sense of relief?
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This is called an indifferent singer, the wolf of Huaguang doesn't know who it is at all, but look at the title of the song, look at the lyrics, look at the landlord's complaints, the wolf of Huaguang suddenly became interested in this song "Little Three", but after listening to it, it was the type he didn't like, he was disappointed, continue to look down.
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37, "The dirtier my hands are, the more my eyes shine" - May-Yuetian "Stubborn"
The more I listen to it, the more it looks like a thief, or a bus color-magic or something, and it's scary to think about it!!
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"Haha!" It's time for the band that the wolf of Huaguang likes again, and this inspirational "Stubborn" can be distorted by the landlord like this, and the wolf of Huaguang laughs to death. As for the interesting Internet phrase "think carefully and be terrified", Huaguang Wolf has gradually become familiar with it, and he knows that this word is an abbreviation of "think about it carefully, and feel extremely terrifying".
Indeed, as the landlord said, if you take out this lyric alone, if you think about it carefully, it is really terrifying! And it's unusually terrifying!
The Wolf of Huaguang frowned as he thought about it, and couldn't help but shudder, and he didn't know why, the scene of the car accident came to his mind, which made him feel very bad.
Shaking his head, he didn't dare to think about it anymore, so he turned his attention away and continued to look down.
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38, "You have the smell of her perfume on you... Wipe off a qiΔ to sleep with you" - Hu Yang Lin "Perfume is Poisonous"
I can't understand how such a song can exist in the world, how can there be such a woman, it's too cheap, I just want to say, please contact the boy who read my post.
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As a single-celled "wolf", the wolf of Huaguang is very easy to be diverted, and the complaint of the landlord in Article 38 made the wolf of Huaguang excited again, and replied in his mind, saying: "Please contact me." β
"Contact your uncle!" Du Xinghe saw the effect of the starting point of the horror stimulation, and listened to the wolf of Huaguang say "please contact me" in his mind, he was really angry, and he didn't scold angrily!
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39, "Circle circle, circle circle, every day, every day, every day" - Lin Jun-Jie, "Jiangnan"
This lyric has bothered me for a long time, what kind of person is this. JJ: Let's sit down and have a good chat
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This "Jiangnan" is one of Huaguang's wolves' favorites, and like "Miss Dong", he also has a soft spot for this song, for no reason, because he has soaked in the beauty of the publishing house with this song.
Although it seems a bit old-fashioned to go to KTV to sing this song now, Huaguang Wolf is not stingy with that, this song is his must-sing track in KTV, he thinks he sings this song super good, and he also used this song to successfully capture the vice president of the physical publishing martial arts novel for him.
In his opinion. He can sleep until people's homes. It's all because he sings this song well, but he doesn't know that people are willing to sleep with him because they take a fancy to his novel talent. It has nothing to do with singing a dime.
Because I like this song "Jiangnan". The wolf of Huaguang also has a good impression of the original singer JJ. Although JJ is not ugly, he feels very shy, and he is not the type of random pickle girl. So he was defined by the wolf of Huaguang as a pollution-free friend, and if he had the opportunity in the future, he could cooperate with JJ.
Listening to the stinky fart of the wolf of Huaguang, Du Xinghe was really helpless to die, how famous is this, this guy is going to cooperate with this guy and make friends with that, but as everyone knows, people don't know which onion he is at all.
However, Du Xinghe has to admit that if the future development is good, the wolf of Huaguang may indeed become the top star of this plane, no matter what, this guy is also a traverser with the wisdom and wealth of the whole world, and there is a "strange power" in his body, comparable to superman, as long as he doesn't die, even if this guy messes around, he can make a name for himself.
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40, "Ten Men, Seven Stupid, Eight Stupid, Nine Bad" - Tao Jingying, "Sister Sister Stand Up"
Math is taught by PE teachers and is not explained
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"Math is taught by a PE teacher?" Seeing the latest lyrics, the wolf of Huaguang was stunned at first, and then reacted violently, the numerical logic of this word was very messy, and he couldn't help laughing.
To say that this song "Sister and Sister Stand Up" Huaguang Wolf is also relatively familiar, because this is also a song copied by Du Xinghe a long time ago in another face, this kind of funny song, Huaguang Wolf is very favored. But all the time, he fell asleep and sang the lyrics, and he didn't feel anything awkward, but now he was complained by the landlord, and he found that the lyrics were very problematic, and after careful analysis, he could only explain it with the fact that the author of the lyrics was taught by the physical education teacher.
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42, "Father held my hands and gently walked through the quiet stone road in the early morning" - Jay Chow, "In the Name of the Father"
Do you walk with your hands and your father's feet? Make up for the cuteness of the brain!
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"Haha." As soon as I saw the poster complaining about Dong Chou's wolf of Huaguang, I felt refreshed, maybe he was too envious and jealous of Dong Chou, and he also regarded Dong Chou as his biggest opponent in the future music world, so even if Dong Chou got married, the wolf of Huaguang still didn't dare to take this guy lightly. For Jay Chou's songs, he still has the same attitude, the songs are good, but Jay Chou's singing skills are extremely rubbish.
As for this song "In the Name of the Father", the wolf of Huaguang may have heard it before, but he didn't pay much attention to it, and now when he sees such lyrics, imagine that picture in his mind, the wolf of Huaguang smiled in his heart: "Being led by both hands - actually wrote such words, Zhou Moumou, you are really a big fool!" β
Du Xinghe originally wanted to rummage through the horror pictures of war to stimulate the wolf of Huaguang, but when he heard the wolf of Huaguang say this, he was doubly excited, thinking that this guy is too idiotic, he usually plays clever, and he is not smart when he should be smart, and one person holds the two hands of another person, why can't he go lightly? What's more, the lyrics of this song weren't written by Jay Chou! What did he scold Chou Dong!
Du Xinghe was really angry with the wolf of Huaguang, his consciousness had not rested for dozens of hours, and Du Xinghe was going to be deranged by the wolf of Huaguang.
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43, "Are you willing to unravel the arrangement and combination on the blackboard?" βHu Xia, Those Years
What if you can't untie it, I won't be able to solve it anyway, I just won't, whatever!
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I like this song "Those Years" Huaguang Wolf quite liked, but when he listened to Du Xinghe practice singing in another plane, he felt extremely awkward, and he couldn't complain about such words, so let's continue.
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44, "Oh Q-Q love is true or false, who will guess." Maybe the other party is Jay" - Wang Lin "Q-Q Love"
Guess what? Why Jay? I'm messy
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"Holy, I'm messy, too! How is everything associated with that stammer! "The wolf of Huaguang was not angry when he saw the word Jay, maybe the other party wrote Jay Zhang, Ma Jay, Jay Li, and Jay Wang? He doesn't care about that, anyway, he won't be happy to see Jay!
Du Xinghe didn't know why Huaguang Wolf had such a big grudge against Dong Chou, this guy seemed to really regard Dong Chou as his opponent for life.
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46, "Don't ask me how many stars there are, I will sue you a lot" βYang Yu-Ying "Gently Sue SΓΉ You"
That's a really good answer, I know how to answer!
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The Wolf of Glory burst out laughing again, and said to himself, "This is really a witty self-question!" β
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47γ "Wait for the next day. Would you like to send me a picture of me looking at the sea? βGuo Jing, "The Next Dawn"
Every time I hear it, I get distracted by the word "peek-shoot......
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"I also feel these two words the most, hehe." The wolf of brilliance smiled sheepishly, stimulated by these two words. He didn't read the post yet. Instead, I pulled up the photos in my phone. After a quick glance, this guy has the habit of taking pictures when doing that. On the other hand, he didn't use a digital camera much. I still use a film machine, so it's very inconvenient. After coming to this face, I found that even my mobile phone can take pictures, this guy is beautiful at once, he looks for everything, and he is not afraid of being hacked on iCloud.
The wolf of Huaguang didn't know about the Ou Mei Yan-Zhao-Door incident, only about the incident with Mr. Chen, and he thought that as long as he didn't save the photos in his notes, he would be fine. He thought his mobile phone would be safe with dual protection of password and fingerprint.
For such an IQ, Du Xinghe is powerless to deal with it, fortunately, most of the photos in Huaguang's wolf mobile phone are still passers-by, only two stars including Kongkong, he will really play big in the future, and he has to be ruined because of this incident!
"Wolf!! β¦β¦ A wolf!! β¦β¦ You idiot wake up!! Du Xinghe suddenly thought that the wolf of Huaguang was actually using his body and his reputation, and if he became notorious in history in the future, no matter whether he wanted to be ashamed or not, his parents' faces would be disgraceful! He must educate this kid, so he screamed wildly, but unfortunately, now he is a little insane, he can't even control his will, how can he wake up the wolf of Huaguang?
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48, "I am me, you are me, he is me, so who am I?" I'm him, I'm you, I'm me, so who am I? βPan Wei Bo, 24 Billy
I'm almost schizophrenic typing, my heart is so tired, who I love! Go Nima!
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"Haha, how could Pan Shuai write such a song!" Huaguang Wolf has heard a lot of Pan Shuai's songs, but he has not heard this "24 Billy", so naturally he does not know that Pan Shuai wanted to write this song from the creative inspiration of the biographical novel "24 Billy", which describes Billy-Milligan with multiple personality. The wolf of Huaguang just watched the fun, and felt that Pan Shuai was so stupid this time.
For Pan Shuai, the wolf of Huaguang also has a good impression, JJ's pollution-free goodwill, for handsome male stars, especially singers, the wolf of Huaguang will be divided into three kinds, one is Leehom's kind of talent and charm but the rumored orientation is problematic, he likes this kind very much; The second is Pan Shuai, JJ, who at least seems to be pollution-free and will not compete with him, he will also have a good impression of others; The third is Dong Chou or Nicholas who are either talented or super handsome, and are very good at picking up girls.
Du Xinghe was made by the strange mentality of the wolf of Huaguang to look like the protagonist of this song 24 Billy, trapped in this grandson's consciousness, it was too tired, and it was too abnormal, he thought that if he couldn't find a chance to stimulate this kid later, he would have to block a qiΔ internal and external interference and let himself rest for a while.
The reason why Du Xinghe fought so hard and didn't rest for so long was because he really cared about the world of another plane, in that world, he had taken root smoothly and developed his own career, he had fallen in love with that world, he really didn't want to stay in the body of the wolf of Huaguang for a second, and wanted to hurry back to that world of his own, instead of being stimulated in the body of this idiot boy whose IQ was not fully developed.
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49, "Who Walks the Tightrope for Love" - Tsai Yi Lin's "Beauty Strategy"
Do you want to go to your mother's forced steel rope to fly to capture the bridge!
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The lyrics themselves are not funny. The wolf of Huaguang was simply amused by the complaining of the poster, if this post can be replied, he will definitely reply: "I'll go change a pair of underwear." "Because I peed because of laughter.
is still the same sentence, for Cai 10, the wolf of Huaguang is inevitable! The kind of girl that Dong Chou can't give happiness to others, he wants to do it for him, and he must give others happiness! He can't get used to Dong Chou's flowery carrot!
Although he himself is the type to see one and love another, he has a young confidence that he can throw a hole in all the girls he has loved and plant them all. Let them have eternal happiness. Definitely not heartbreaking! How can he be like Dong Chou, after loving one, he will throw one up, the wolf of Huaguang asked himself, he will never throw his lover!
Du Xinghe listened in the body of the wolf of Huaguang. Shook his head helplessly. I thought to myself, this guy is so young. I really haven't been in love, he thinks that he can open a harem in reality, and thinks that the women in the queen = the palace can love each other. Isn't that! This kid really reads too many online novels.
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50, "Put Your Heart Through My Heart" - Little Tigers "Love"
Skewers?
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"Haha, it's ready to eat!" The more simple this kind of complaint, the happier the wolf of Huaguang looked. Of course, he also understands that this kind of complaint is actually quite unnutritious, but as long as he is happy, he doesn't care whether it is nutritious or not.
Continuing to the next one, there is finally a male singer who he regards as an enemy.
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51, "If the sound wave is too strong to shake, it will be knocked to the ground" - Huang Li-Xing "Sound Wave"
Humming himself like a neurotic
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"Haha, should! was complained about, let you pick up a girl! Seeing the name of Huang-Li-Xing, the wolf of Huaguang snorted fiercely, as far as he recently got the inside story from various gossip forums, this yellow male singer is definitely a big kind of horse in the music world, and he belongs to the kind of invincible opponent who is all over the world. Although he is not handsome, he is cool and bubbling! For such a singer, the wolf of Huaguang is even more like a great enemy than Dong Chou! If he has the opportunity to fight this guy in the future, he must not be willing to bow down, and he must have more girls than him!
Du Xinghe was completely convinced, this grandson didn't have anything else in his mind, he compared this all day long, how depressed he was on the other side, when he came to this world, the sky was bright, right?
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52, "Ninety-nine times I love him, if there is no hair, it will be split ends" - yuan = if = blue "Ninety-nine times I love him"
Is there something wrong with this man? It's time to see a doctor, the physiological phenomenon is not normal
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"A nun's hair won't split ends, hehe." The wolf of Huaguang complained about the landlord again, but this word is really weird, this song Huaguang Wolf has heard it, and I think it is very fresh and good, but after research, this lyric is really perverted.
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53, "Playing the guitar wants to be a school flower, who is the school flower, it turns out that love is like a blackboard eraser" - Pang Long "School Flower"
What kind of stuff is written, your love is like a blackboard eraser, your whole family is a blackboard eraser! Rub rub rub rub
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"Rub rub, hahahaha! This Nima Pang-Long is a funny comparison, why are the songs written so funny! Although he was scolding Pang Long in his mouth, in fact, the wolf of Huaguang had been brainwashed by this guy several times.
He still likes this buddy's song, but adhering to the stinky problem of crowds, the landlord scolded, and he scolded with him.
Not long after coming to this plane, the inferior nature in this guy's bones has been exposed, and he can't speak at all, and he will say whatever others say. Just like when he recorded the voice before, the tutor asked him about his dreams, and he also learned from Sui Fei, as if this is the only way to live a really cool life, why is he so incapable of self-thinking? Is that true of all young people?
Du Xinghe was very puzzled, he also came from a young age, and he felt that when he was young, he didn't seem to be so assertive. The wolf of brilliance seems to be a soft-boned by nature, although he is very kind.
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54, "If I'm a DJ I'm a DJ, do you still love me?" Do you still love me? Do you still love me? β King = Deduction = Dragon "Midnight DJ"
I was still singing this song in the class a few days ago, hehehe, now I only have one thought, I still love you paralyzed!
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"That's right, love you paralyzed, what the word is written." The wolf of Huaguang is the master of the building again, and he is also the cloud. (To be continued......)