Chapter 578: The Most Incomprehensible Lyrics (Medium)
The wolf of Huaguang didn't know that Du Xinghe was despised by him in his body, scratched the roots of his legs, drank saliva, and continued to read the lyrics of those funny poems.
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13οΌβWhy-nobody-fightsοΌ βHua = Chen = Yu "Why doesn't anyone tear - force"
Hua = Chen = Yu's new song that just came out, the whole song is spoiled by the name on this one lyric, and when Huahua sings it, it sounds like "Wi Lou Ba's Fi" sounds like she is singing the praises of Wi-Fi on the eighth floor......
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Not to mention, the wolf of Huaguang has really heard this song, because he himself wants to choose to participate in the talent show, so he has studied the domestic talent show, such as Hua = Chen = Yu This kind of talent show players, Huaguang Wolf paid attention to it. However, he is not optimistic about the development of this kid, in the eyes of Huaguang Wolf, there is definitely no boy who can compete with him in the current domestic draft, that is, Leehom can compare with him.
Go on.
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14, "Where are you going, oops, oops" β Park-Shu, "Ordinary Road"
You just want to know what that "where are you going, fat duck fat duck" what the hell is going ......
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Finally it was his turn to complain about Du Xinghe's favorite song, seeing such a complaint, the wolf of Huaguang couldn't help but laugh again. often has a bit of literary songs, and the wolf of Huaguang doesn't like it very much, so he likes the funny comedy of "Fahai Doesn't Know Love" and "Little Apple", which have no nutrition at all.
Although the age of this plane is already 32, the wolf of Huaguang has not experienced the growth of this plane. I don't know how to be nostalgic, so he sneered at a real divine comedy like "Ordinary Road".
Watching the wolf of Huaguang laugh at the fat duck and fat duck of "Ordinary Road", Du Xinghe was completely helpless, and spitted the wolf of Huaguang several words of "little child".
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15, "One day is today, today is one day" - May-Moon Day "Cheers"
It was so philosophical that it was forced to listen to me at the time......
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"Haha." The Wolf of Glory smiled again, and he still had a good impression of May-Month-Day. This kind of goodwill. It's not that he likes their music, it's that he likes the way they look. He felt that the members of Mayday didn't look like any threat to him, and he was waiting for him to mix up in the future, and it was no problem to be buddies with these people or something. Don't worry about being robbed by them. As for super handsome guys like Wu Zun and Xie Tingfeng. He won't be friends with them if he kills.
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16, "Step by step like minions, like the steps of the devil x3." Friction Friction" β Josephine Pang Mailang, "My Skateboard Shoes"
Don't pick up! I love this song!
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"Yo? What the is this, Joseph? The owner of the post didn't pick it up? I still like this song, I like Nima, what are you doing when you write it......"
The wolf of Huaguang came to be curious, and searched for this song on the Internet, listen to it, what a god! It is also known as an interesting and content-rich new divine comedy that integrates hip-hop, electronic, narrative ballad and other elements, why doesn't the wolf of Huaguang like it so much! He thinks it's far worse than "Little Apple" or something, it's just a dirt B humming a song.
Because this song is a new song that came out in the middle of 14 years, Du Xinghe had never heard it before, and listened to it hastily with the memory of Huaguang Wolf, he felt that it was quite well written, like him, who was born in a professional class, usually doesn't like the Divine Comedy on the Internet, he will feel that those Divine Comedy are super boring, but this song is not a brainwashing Divine Comedy in the traditional sense, just listen to it once, he can already feel that there is feelings behind this song.
For this kind of music, Du Xinghe appreciates it more, this author is a very talented author, and he also wants to listen to more of this author's works, if he controls his body, he will definitely search for other songs of this Pang Mailang on the Internet, but unfortunately the wolf of Huaguang is not interested in this kind of song, and after listening to "My Skateboarding Shoes", he returned to the post to see the amusing post.
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17, "Che Che
Who's going to explain to me what kind of sentiment this lyric is trying to express?
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He hasn't been in this plane for a long time, and the wolf of Huaguang hasn't had time to watch McDull's movie, so he can't understand the fun of this song, but Du Xinghe in his body laughed at such funny lyrics.
pondered it, like the owner of the post, he couldn't understand what kind of sentiment this was, so the wolf of Huaguang hurriedly jumped to the next song.
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18, "This question is one plus one equals two, that is, we can be together" - Fang Da - same as "Park"
Who will tell me what the relationship between these two words is!
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"Why don't you even understand this, one plus one equals two is the inevitable result, the meaning is a metaphor that we will inevitably be together, haha, I'm so witty!" For his own analysis, the wolf of Huaguang was extremely proud.
Du Xinghe is in the body of the wolf of Huaguang, if there is a physical finger, he must have raised his middle finger towards this guy.
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19, "How do you put a whale in the refrigerator?" Open the door, then close the refrigerator firmly" - Mayday "Open-Sky-Window"
I'm not a five-fan fan, but I'm also drunk when I hear it.
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"Poof!" The wolf of Huaguang drank the water and laughed again, the Chinese music scene here is really funny, this kind of lyrics have to be put on another side, and they have to be criticized to death. In the world here, although the motherland is not as strong as the other side, but the open process is much stronger than the other side, there are many less shackles of ancient culture, and there are many new cultures to tease, Huaguang Wolf feels that this is not bad, there are pros and cons, he is originally a person who likes to amuse, obviously this society is more suitable for his development.
This plane is indeed suitable for the survival of a comic B like the wolf of Huaguang.,In the next lyrics,He and the host of the funny B reached an emotional unity.γ
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20, "Your face with tears in your eyes." Reflecting the lights of the whole city" - Ren Xianqi "Your Face with Tears"
When I heard this lyrics, my first reaction was to make up how big this girl's face was
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"Haha, big-faced girl." The wolf of Huaguang hummed while making fun of the girl in the lyrics, and made Du Xinghe silently disdain in his heart.
In Du Xinghe's view, the artistic conception of this lyric is quite beautiful, a beautiful woman, the tears on her face reflect the lights of the city. The average lyricist would never be able to write such beautiful words.
This sentence is one of the pinnacle works of Wang Minghui, the lyricist of this song, but it was so distorted by the wolf of Huaguang, Du Xinghe really wanted to ask the wolf of Huaguang: If he shoots the sky with his mobile phone, does he also want a mobile phone as big as the sky?
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21γ "There are thousands of beautiful girls. Only you are the most ugly" - Zhang Wei-jian, "Beautiful Girl"
That's too straightforward, hurtful!
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Seeing such lyrics, the wolf of Huaguang became interested again, and he loved to watch such songs. Haven't heard of it before. Go find it and listen to it now. Sure enough, Du Xinghe didn't like it, and he liked it!
"There are thousands of beautiful girls, but you are the ugliest...... There are thousands of beautiful girls. Only you are the ugliest...... "After listening to it once, the wolf of Huaguang will sing, and it will be sung repeatedly. Du Xinghe could hear the heart of the wolf of Huaguang, he knew that this guy was singing this song repeatedly, he was simulating the situation, and he wanted to sing it to Sui Fei when he had the opportunity!
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22, "I'm not a little Shen-Yang, but I'm in love with Shen-Chun-Yang" β Xu Yi-Ming "Falling in Love with Shen-Chun-Yang"
Brainwashing song, everyone must listen to it, you will like my post when you come back after listening!
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The wolf of Huaguang has never heard this song, and when he saw the owner of the post say this, he immediately excitedly found this song to listen to, but he was disappointed, because he was a southerner, and he was not very accepting and understanding of the East-North culture. What a bad song! β
I really can't accept it, so hurry up and continue.
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23, "Pay attention to the ability to cure hunger" - Chan-Eason "Exaggeration"
I'm so hungry right now! Come and pay attention to me!
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The post owner is obviously radical in this song, and even the wolf of Huaguang can see that for this "exaggeration", the wolf of Huaguang likes it very much.
Previously, in another plane, when Du Xinghe shook the little king of the era Gao Yilin with this song in Times Square in Sioux City, the wolf of Huaguang was no longer there, but Du Xinghe had practiced singing this song when he practiced his voice before, and he shocked the wolf of Huaguang at that time. The original E God sang even more shocking wolves.
This song sounds so good to the wolf of Huaguang, funny, sad, and extremely exciting, it is completely his dish!
Huaguang Wolf had already planned in his heart, and then participated in the qualifying competition of "The Voice of China", and in the optional song link, he must sing this "Exaggeration", which shocked everyone!
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24, "Don't hesitate any longer, okay?" Please take out my heart"βE=X=O "baby-don't-cry"
The scene of the surgery is not explained.
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"Haha!" Looking at the poster's complaint, the wolf of Huaguang smiled and leaned back. The Wolf of Huaguang has heard of this group, after all, this is one of the most popular Asian young boy groups in this era.
The Wolf of Glory has not experienced this kind of combination explosion in another plane, so after coming here, he is quite interested in such a combination, but he will not be friends with this combination, for the reasons mentioned above.
Another point, for the nationality of this combination, the wolf of Huaguang is also quite interested, in another plane, the entire Chao-Xian = half-island, all the way to Russia-Luo-Si many areas are Zhong = country - territory = soil, there is no such a strange country as three - fat = country and stick - sub-country - country ZΓ i.
And on another plane, as far as the wolf of Huaguang knows, that peninsula is a very poor area of the entertainment industry, mainly the country's military-industrial zone and national defense-important area, and the people in that place are very strict.
Unexpectedly, in this plane, the rod = sub-country there can produce a lot of entertainment trends that are enough to affect the whole of Asia, which makes the wolf of Huaguang want to go over there.
Of course, he wants to pay more attention to the artificial beauty over there. Like a lot of girl groups over there, he likes them all. and so on. He's going to sleep with them all, that's his ambition.
Du Xinghe was really powerless to complain about this potential stallion, but he was stimulated by the wolf of Huaguang, and he couldn't find a horror scene to scare him.
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25, "Drawing you, can't draw your bones" - Zhang Liang-Ying, "Painting the Heart"
Skeleton. Hehe, what a doctor who paints CT diagrams!
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Finally, there is a terrifying song, when the wolf of Huaguang tasted the artistic conception of the sentence "It is difficult to draw dragons and tigers", Du Xinghe desperately retrieved the skeleton shots of various horror films from the memory bank. Crazy in the subconscious to stimulate the wolf of glory.
The wolf of brilliance thought about drawing bones. was really stimulated a little, and a lot of bad pictures appeared in his mind, and he shivered coldly.
Originally, he had never heard this song, but he wanted to listen to it. For Zhang = Liang = Ying is small. The wolf of brilliance is quite desire-hopeful. He liked Zhang Liang-Ying's voice, but now that he was stimulated, he inexplicably had a feeling of fear for Zhang Liang-Ying, like a white bone spirit. He hurriedly flipped through and pasted it, not daring to stay on this song, nor daring to YY Zhang-Liang-Ying anymore.
Du Xinghe saw that such a stimulus had worked, and he was overjoyed in his heart, and followed the opportunity to prepare to continue the stimulation.
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26, "Little Swallow, Wearing Flower Clothes" children's song "Little Swallow"
As far as I know, Little Swallow has always been black and white, and this problem has bothered my sister for a long time
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This "Little Swallow" children's song is not only in this plane, but also in another plane, the wolf of Huaguang is familiar and sings very smoothly, but it was not until this time that he saw the complaint of the poster, he realized the same problem: "Little Swallow has always been black and white, how can he wear floral clothes?" Could it be that he is talking about Zhao Wei, haha. β
For beautiful women, the wolf of brilliance has never refused to hug her, even if the beauty's eyes are already big to the temples. When he was struggling in Du Xinghe's body before, he browsed the film and television series of this plane from Du Xinghe's memory bank when he had nothing to do, such as the once popular "Huan-Zhu Gege", he was not very interested in watching a few episodes, and knew that "Little Swallow" was extremely famous in China in this plane.
However, he still couldn't understand why the Qing palace drama in this plane was so popular. On the other hand, that period of history has always been an unhappy memory in the hearts of the Chinese people, and few people will think that it is a shameful history, but the people of this plane like the culture of that period. On the contrary, it is another popular hero drama, such as Yue Fei, Li = Guang, Yuan = Chonghuan and the like, which rarely appear in film and television dramas in this plane, and the wolf of Huaguang can't understand why.
He doesn't want to understand either, in his opinion, the most important thing is to live a life, and ease is the most important thing, so no matter what drama is popular or what is not popular, it doesn't matter, as long as the heroine is good-looking.
For example, Zhao Wei, the wolf of Huaguang likes it very much, he has also seen this big-eyed beauty in reality, and before holding a film and television drama adaptation meeting for his martial arts works in Beijing, the management invited Zhao Wei to come and participate.
Du Xinghe was the first time to see a big star like Zhao Wei at that time, he was really a little shocked at the time, although this big-eyed beauty has been married to a man = wife and is the mother of the child, but the beautiful Cheng dΓΉ still makes the wolf of Huaguang itch.
However, a superstar like Zhao Wei has already condensed a powerful aura, which seems to be approachable, but in fact, it rejects people thousands of miles away, and is suppressed by this aura, Huaguang Wolf even feels embarrassed to say a few more words to others, and even has low self-esteem, not to mention YY people. But waiting for him to make a fortune, a top star like Zhao Wei, he will definitely not let it go.
At this time, looking at this song "Little Swallow", the wolf of Huaguang is another little swallow in the lewd-trivial YY, and Du Xinghe is only helpless in his heart. As a traveler, the wolf of Huaguang, like Du Xinghe, has the wisdom and wealth of the whole world, and the golden finger is so big that it is against the sky, but he must not be given the opportunity to rise, otherwise this guy will definitely be like Ma = Yun, and realize all the bull B that was blown out back then one by one.
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27, "The wind blows, the wind blows, the popcorn is so beautiful" - Wang Fei's "Hypnosis"
I can't understand the intention of this lyric at all, and every time I listen to a song, I can only make up for someone popping corn in the wind......
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"This is what you see after being hypnotized, right?" The wolf of Huaguang began to pretend to be clever enough to help the poster analyze the lyrics, for the queen of heaven Wang Fei. As early as after listening to her music in Du Xinghe's body, the wolf of Huaguang liked the voice of this diva, but for the very fastidious body control, the figure and appearance of this diva are not Huaguang Wolf's dish.
Huaguang Wolf is puzzled as to how this queen can defeat a female star Zhizhi he likes very much, so as to capture the sincerity of Ting Feng, but this is also good, so that he can have one less competitor in the entertainment industry in the future.
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28, "I remember holding hands with you many years ago, and you were too shy to look up. will only look at the stars in the sky stupidly"βTao Zhe "Small Town Girl"
You didn't even look up and saw the stars in the sky? I'm also drunk. Long eyes on the top of the head?
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"Haha, I can see the stars with a puddle of water on the ground, and I'm getting more and more witty." The wolf of Huaguang proudly answered the doubts of the poster again.
A singer like Tao Jiji who is not handsome, but super talented. is the favorite type of the Wolf of Glory. In particular, Tao Jiji is also married. greatly reduces its lethality, and the wolf of Huaguang appreciates the other party even more, this kind of singer. He was willing to be friends.
Du Xinghe listened to the OS of the wolf of Huaguang in his heart, and despised him: "You are willing to be friends with others, and in turn, others will look up to you!" β
Du Xinghe also likes Tao Jiji very much, but now that he is being by the wolf of Huaguang, he thinks that he likes the same singer as the wolf of Huaguang, which is really a bit of a drop.
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29, "When the corners of your mouth are down, it's beautiful, just like Na'an = and the water under the bridge" - Song Dong-Ye "Miss Dong"
The corners of the mouth are downward? Is it beautiful? Maybe my aesthetic is not the same as the lyrics, but Ann = and the water under the bridge, do you know that it is muddy......
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The next one made the wolf of Huaguang laugh, such as "Miss Dong", a folk song like "Miss Dong", the wolf of Huaguang should not have been exposed to it so early, but he had heard this song and was quite familiar with it, that was because Du Xinghe was bored playing the guitar in the other place and often played the melody of this song, and he hummed it a few times. The wolf of Huaguang sounded very good, and when the other side was still trapped in Du Xinghe's body, he learned this song, the purpose was to pick up girls, and he felt that playing the guitar and singing this song would become particularly attractive.
After coming to this plane, the first lady who caught up with the wolf of Huaguang on the bed, happened to be surnamed Dong, who was Du Xinghe's former alto classmate, and the relationship was more ambiguous = ambiguous, but it never came closer.
The wolf of Huaguang came over and pierced the window paper between the two of them, in the O-N-S mode, when he took away the last straw of this Ms. Dong's spiritual defense, he relied on playing and singing the song "Miss Dong", and he had a soft spot for this song.
But he hasn't been like the post owner to carefully study the lyrics of this song sentence by sentence, and now he has been complained by the post owner, think carefully about the scene of this lyrics, the wolf of Huaguang does feel that something is wrong, the corners of the mouth of ordinary people are beautiful when they go up, this lyric is actually written down to the United States, and it is like the water under the An-river-bridge, I will go to it, how clear the water is, the wolf of Huaguang is really powerless to think about it.
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30, "Another Cup, That Ancient and Mysterious Ganges-River Water" - Cai Yi-Lin "Dancer"
The brain made up the Ganges water, hehehe
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It's another song that Huaguang Wolf likes and was complained about, but he didn't understand too much about the meaning of the sticker's "brain replenishment of Heng - river water", and he didn't quite understand what there was to complain about. In his opinion, the lyrics of this "Dancer" are very beautiful and meaningful.
Du Xinghe helped the wolf of Huaguang complain in his heart: "Heng = the river is full of TMD corpses, and there are corpses that have not been burned, isn't it beautiful......" seized the opportunity to continue to stimulate the wolf of Huaguang, but it didn't work.
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31, "Shang-Hai, which has not snowed for more than ten years, suddenly snowed, and it was at the moment when I broke up with you" - Xue Zhiqian, "Serious Snow"
So Xue Zhi = Qian, you are Dou E?
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This spit made the wolf of Huaguang confused again, Dou E He knew who it was, but this Xue Zhiqian, which onion was it! Haven't you heard of it at all! This kind of person even complained, and the taste of the sticker was slightly lower.
The wolf of Huaguang actually complained about the owner of the post, that is, the owner of the post, and Du Xinghe was embarrassed to talk about him.
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32, "An careless eye contact, is used as a temptation to discharge indiscriminately, I'm Pisces, why should Scorpio hate me" β Yang = Naiwen "Evidence"
I didn't understand what this was
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The poster doesn't understand the meaning of this lyric, but the wolf of Huaguang understands it very well, and he understands things related to women's random discharge, charm-bewilderment, and constellations, and he understands everything he understands, and he understands if he doesn't pretend to understand. (To be continued......)