A man can do without love, but he must never want a woman.

I, Yu Xiaoxi, am also a normal man, of course I hope that I can have a sincere love, and I hope that there are so many women around me all the time. Whether it is a lover, a lover, or a confidante, having more women around a man is at least a symbol of status and a manifestation of success. I'm not a womanizer, but ...... Does it mean that when it comes to women, you have to be associated with lust?

However, the current situation I am facing makes me a little at a loss, I hope that I have auditory hallucinations because I have drunk too much, and my head is not clear, so I have heard what words came out of Britney's mouth. But I think I'm still very clear, at least I know that the place I'm in is someone else's domain, and this is not my nest.

"Tiantian, I said that I was just here to be your fake boyfriend today, you won't act so seriously, are you, aren't you joking with me?" If she is really acting with me, then this little girl is really into the play, which makes me believe it a little.

"Who...... Who was joking with you! Family...... People are serious! Britney blushed and slapped me shyly, that kind of coquettish posture was simply difficult to resist, but I still resisted. If you are not sober at a critical time, then it is no longer a critical time when you want to be sober.

"No...... No, haven't you always hated me, why did you ...... all of a sudden? Hey, I said are you playing some kind of conspiracy with me again, to be honest, are you still thinking about my broken pet shop, do you think it's hard to be hard with me, so you want to be soft with me? Give me a beauty trick or something to seduce me? When I am slackened, you will give me another surprise attack, and I will be caught off guard, and you will be left to the end of the day? Then you can blatantly and openly usurp my property and send me to the eighteenth layer of hell, and I will never be able to live beyond my life, right? Also, you'll ......."

"Brother Yu, I like you!" My God, can you not be so direct, can you be humble and hypocritical!

"Sweet me...... I didn't know you would...... Oops, how did you fall in love with me? Did I mess with you, did I owe you anything, why did you want to ...... Tiantian, don't mess around, okay? "I wish she was playing a scoundrel with me and messing around with me, so that I could tolerate her and deal with her, but now...... Alas, I didn't feel so sad about drinking with Yan Liang's kid in public.

"Brother Yu, I like you!" , can you change that, you said you're addicted, aren't you? Miss, you gave such a sudden sentence to me who was unprepared, how did you tell me to deal with this suddenness?

"Tiantian, I know that I am a very attractive person, and I am very liked and loved by my friends. But the two of us didn't belong to the people all the way, right, you are your daughter, and I am my poor little veterinarian, and the two of us can't go together, you know. Not to mention that our life backgrounds and class concepts are different, even if these can barely be pushed back, but our age gap is also large. You see that you are not yet twenty years old this year, do you know how old I am, I am twenty-three or four, a whole year older than you in the cycle of the People's Congress! So, we can't ......."

"Brother Yu, I like ......"

"Shut up, if you dare to say anything more, I'll strangle you!" I suddenly shouted loudly and desperately, and the sound was no less than the noise of the whistle on the road. As a result, the whole dance party became quiet, and all eyes were on me. I didn't expect my voice to be so powerful, and these celebrities were also shocked by me. I felt angry and embarrassed and dangerous, so I immediately laughed with embarrassment and hurriedly said that it was okay, and the celebrities took their eyes back and started their communication between high society again. In order to cover up my inadvertence, I hurriedly hugged Xiao Tiantian in front of me into my arms, creating a false impression of the love between the two of us. Actually, where is there any glue between me and her, we are just ...... Oh, Britney, Britney, why are you so thick-skinned, I hugged you just to show up the scene, you really drilled into my arms! Why don't you look at the occasion, how bad is your influence in this public, what a bad atmosphere this will bring to society, this ...... Oh, don't move, that thing hit me, hit me!

"Tiantian, are you drunk? Come, can I help you over there to rest for a while? ”

"No, I don't want to go, have I been drinking! Brother Yu, you ...... You scared me just now. Xiao Tiantian twisted her soft delicate body in my arms a few times, and she was coquettish, but her pretty face was always buried in my chest and she didn't dare to raise her head. Could it be that she is also shy, if that is the case, then why is she torturing me like this!

"I'm sorry, Tiantian, I don't want to talk to you so loudly, but you...... Well, what am I supposed to tell you? I twisted my head vigorously, trying not to let my nose smell the intoxicating girlish body smell coming from her. My body has been attacked by her touch, and if my sense of smell is also ambushed by her, then I really can't recover.

"Brother Yu, let's dance, didn't you want to dance with me just now? I know you may be very excited, very excited, very excited, and very sudden to hear that I like you. But it's okay, I'll let you accept it slowly, because we still have a long time to come! You like me too, don't worry, I won't be as fragile as you, I'll accept your liking. The little devil finally lifted his head from my arms and stared at me intently with two big watery eyes. I thought she must be shy and embarrassed at the moment, full of red face, clinker This little girl is still beautiful, looking at me with a smile, there is no expression that a girl should have when she is shy. I said, why are you like this, who would dare to marry you like this!

"Tiantian, I said what are you ...... This, who told you I like you, did I say that? I'm not right on you at all...... Of course, I like you, but this kind of liking is not that kind of liking! I'm a philanthropist, and everything that has life is in my liking. I like men and women, I like kittens and puppies, I like you like you just like my long-haired sheepdog. ”

"You...... You compare me to a pet, you want to die, don't you? ”

"No, how can you compare to pets, you are much more expensive than those pet pills. This...... Of course, you also have places that are not as good as pets, such as our pearl cat, although it looks a little ugly, but it catches mice without ambiguity, and it will watch the door in the middle of the night, and it will be the first to call if a thief visits. ”

"Jade ...... Small...... Creek! I'll kill you! You say I'm not as good as a cat, I'll fight with you! The little devil roared and began to greet me with his teeth and claws, and I quickly took out my housekeeping skills, "Shaolin Grabber", wrapped her two little hands in the palm of her hand, and with such a slight force on her arms, her entire delicate body was completely bound in my encirclement. Seeing that force was not good, this little girl simply changed her attack, and with a smile she arched into my arms again, wanting to use her body as a weapon to defeat me. I can only declare surrender to her rogue methods, because what man will be bored with his NEI pants.

"Okay, okay, Tiantian, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, okay? It's not good that everyone else is looking at us! Come on, let's dance, you teach me again, I forgot what you just taught me. "In order not to carry forward this passive flirting to the point of producing a butterfly effect, I had to pull out the dance as an excuse, in order to free my body from her delicate cling. After all, if it breaks out in this place, it's not very elegant, and if you want to come, you will get a place where there is no one, and I will give her to ...... Damn, you can't do anything to her wherever you go! Yu Xiaoxi, you listen to me, you'd better keep a little distance from this Chi Tiantian, otherwise there will be no good results.

So Britney and I started dancing, yes, we started dancing together......

Fifteen minutes later, in the lounge on the side of the hall. A man and a woman sat opposite each other, the woman looked a little pained, the man, the man was me.

"Yu Xiaoxi, you are a dead man, you killed me, you killed me! I, Chi Tiantian, swear never to dance with you again, and I will never dance with you again! "The tearful eyes are about to flow out, oh pitiful, I really feel sorry!

"Tell you I'm a dancing killer, you just don't believe it. Well, now you can see how good I am! I looked at Miss Chi Tiantian in front of me with a smile, I'm not gloating, I'm talking seriously. As the saying goes, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. Who made you want to see my dancing skills, and now that you have seen it, are you satisfied?

"But you...... But you can't trample on other people's feet like this! And my pair of high heels, this is people's favorite pair, look at you, what they have stepped on! "This woman just doesn't distinguish between the branches, which is more precious between the shoes and the feet, you can't tell which is more important? Look at your feet are swollen by me, why are you still thinking about your high heels? I'll buy you another pair of shoes after they break, and if this foot is gone, who will have to amputate it for you! By the way, it looks like these shoes are worth a lot of money, I think ...... I think it's better to take it back and go to the shoemaker to repair it, such a good shoe can still be worn after repair, what a pity to lose it.

"Come, put your foot over to me, and show me what it's all like. I'll see if it can be cured, if it can't be cured, I'll find a way to change a bear paw for you, I happen to have a bear's foot in the store. ”

Hey, hey, I'm just talking about it, and you're really reaching out!

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