The most beautiful thing is the icing on the cake and sending charcoal in the snow, and the most hateful thing is falling into the well and taking advantage of the fire to rob.

I was robbed, yes, Britney "robbed" me when my consciousness was a little flustered by the fire of alcohol. I said why is this chick so sexy, thinking about my jade stream all day long. Single-mindedly trying to eat me, it seems that she is ruthless this time, and she will never give up if she doesn't take me down. But I, Yu Xiaoxi, am I the one who was surrendered so easily, she is too naïve, thinking that if she is beautiful, she will be invincible in the world, and all the men in the world will bow down to her? Tell you that my surname is Yu, and in my life, except for my mother, I have not bowed down to any woman and called a minister! You want to attack me when I'm weak after drinking, how can it be? Cao Mengde likes to kill people in his dreams, and my Yuxiaoxi can still refuse beautiful women thousands of miles away after drinking.

This is called an impeccable real man!

"Sweet ...... Tiantian, what you just said, I don't seem to hear too clearly. "I pretended to burp a drink, and I thought that would look very sexy to a girl's eyes.

"I mean I'm going to dance with you, now you can hear me!" Xiao Tiantian raised her eyebrows, her expression seemed to be a little proud, what are you proud of!

"I said you're too shy, how can you say that you're also a girl, why can't a girl be so direct. Be subtle, subtle is what people like! "Yes, this girl doesn't know how to be restrained, I have to teach her a good lesson, let her learn etiquette, and let her know how to be a rich lady.

"Who is too direct! Obviously, you just said that you wanted to dance with others, but now I just carry forward the spirit of a lady and reluctantly accept your invitation, what, do you want to regret it! ”

"I invited you? Do I have one? I don't remember very well. "Yes, my mind is a little bit unclear. I didn't expect this foreign beer to have a lot of stamina, and I didn't feel anything after a few sips of it, why was the reaction so big after this? I'm a little confused, no, I shouldn't be that bad. Am I fascinated by the beautiful scene in front of me? Pull it down, I'm not the kind of vassal and elegant prodigal son, where can this little sweetie charm me.

"Of course, you said that I would dance with you and let Yan Liang watch from the sidelines, but now that Yan Liang is drunk, you are alone, are you also drunk and can't remember clearly? But I can remember, if you don't believe me, you can ask my mommy, she can testify! "Yo he, it seems that this chick is determined to dance with me, and even my future mother-in-law has pulled it out. I looked up at the graceful mother-in-law-to-be, and saw her smile and nod at me.

It seems that there is such a thing, and my mind gradually began to recall the scene at that time, but fortunately it was just a little confused and not to the point of amnesia. Since our mother-in-law is nodding, how can I have any reason to refuse, even if I don't give Xiao Tiantian face, I have to give it to her mother...... Her mother's face, who made us born with a bodhisattva heart that helps the world. I can't see what women and children ask for, as long as they ask me, I almost do what they want. Isn't it just a dance, what's the big deal, I promise you.

But...... But what kind of dance do I know where to dance! I've been a "dance idiot" since I was a child, and to explain, the dance idiot here doesn't mean that I like to dance to the point of obsession, and that "idiot" means idiot. I remember when I was in elementary school, there was a waltz contest in my class, and no girl wanted to partner with me, and in the end, I was accepted by a beautiful and very patient dance teacher from our school. And guess what, the next day the beautiful dance teacher asked the school to resign. Later, when I was in high school, there were a few girls who didn't know whether they were alive or dead at a holiday party and insisted on pulling me to dance with them. I said jump and jump, and I didn't suffer anyway, but I haven't seen the smiling faces of those girls since that party, and I heard that they were stimulated.

Now there are still people who are not afraid of death who want to dance with me, okay, it just so happens that the population of the earth is getting more and more now, so I will carry forward the spirit of love for the earth and reduce the pressure on the population of this world. I believe that dancing with me will be the scariest dream of Britney's life, and she will definitely think of me whenever she dreams back at midnight.

"Tiantian, let me make a statement to you first, it doesn't matter if you dance with me, but you must not regret it later, even if you regret it, I am not responsible!" I am persuading her to retreat in the face of difficulties, and if she doesn't know what to do, then I can only express deep regret.

"You're talking so interestingly, why don't you just dance, and make you feel like you're going to kill me. What am I afraid of, are you really going to eat me? Britney's words were a little ambiguous, and even her old mommy shook her head together.

"Well, in that case, let's do it! Auntie, you better go and rest, I think the next scene may be a bit miserable, if you hear any abnormal or abnormal screams, don't look here, because I'm afraid you'll have nightmares at night. "For the sake of my mother-in-law's health, I decided not to let her accept the following stimulation, after all, she is not young, and her heart's ability to bear it may be reduced, in case there is a three-long and two-short, but it is my sin.

"Okay, you two play slowly, I won't bother you, I'll go over there to accompany the guests." What a considerate and understanding aunt, mother-in-law, how nice it would be if you were really my mother-in-law, and even better if you were my godmother. How about discussing something with you, I just want your mother-in-law to be my godmother, and I don't want your daughter to be my wife, do you think it's okay?

"Come on, Brother Yu, I'll see what tricks you can play." Britney stretched out her arms to me unconvinced, as if a newlywed husband wanted to hug his wife. Xiao Nizi, she wants to take advantage of me again, and tells you that this is a price.

"But Tiantian, I haven't danced for a long time, and I've almost forgotten the basic movements and requirements, how can I dance with you!"

"What's this, you forgot that I can teach you, come, you can follow the movements I teach you. First with my arms around my waist, then by my wrists. Britney gestured as she took my hand as she began to aggressively approach me. Seeing that the momentum was not right, I hurriedly started preparations for the War of Resistance.

"I said Tiantian, you have to understand first, the reason why I want to dance with you today is entirely because I wanted to give Yan Liang that kid a radical method at that time, so from a realistic point of view, I don't want to dance with you subjectively, that is to say, I am reluctant. Therefore, some of the actions that will be done to you are just routine, and you must not think about it elsewhere, and even if you do, I will not admit it. "Yes, I just want to show that I am a big man and have integrity, and I will honor what I say. If you think I'm trying to please you and deliberately invite you to dance, then you're very wrong. How can I say that Yu Xiaoxi is also an iron man who does not bend over when Mount Tai is pressing, let me take the initiative to invite a young lady to dance? I'm not that thick-skinned!

"Okay, as long as you have a lot of reasoning, if you talk nonsense, I won't pay attention to you anymore! Okay, now follow me and put your hand around my waist! Hurry up, what's the grind! "Hey, you chick is bold, dare to yell at me, tell me when your ass is itchy, see if I don't hit you...... I was so embarrassed to rip off her pants and spank her ass. But you little girl is too arrogant, and you dare to intimidate me! Still...... Why don't you ignore me anymore, do you think my jade creek is rare, you ignore me, tell you about me......

"Yes...... Is that so? It's here, right? I smoothly hugged her *** with one hand, and the other hand was forced to hold a soft wattle she handed over.

"Well, yes, that's it! Also, turn your face away, where do you look? Look at me, look at me and don't understand? ”

"I ...... Why should I look at you? Are you good-looking! ”

"I'll hear you say one more thing?!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just looking at you, isn't that so?"

"It's almost, but be affectionate, why are your two eyeballs like dead fish eyes, yes, you will die with affection!" Britney kicked me hard underneath, and at the same time, her charming delicate body began to squeeze into my arms again, and it got closer and closer.

"Sweet, you...... What are you doing, don't get too close to me, my mouth is full of wine, and it will smoke you to death! "I tried to push her away, but my limbs refused to listen to my brain, and I began to unconsciously hold her tighter and tighter.

"Brother Yu, do you know that when you were drinking with Yan Liang just now, you were so handsome, so manly, I like it so much!" Britney's arms hugged my waist tightly, and her little head began to arch back and forth in front of my chest, grinding back and forth, intentionally or unintentionally. Oh my God, this gentle teasing that can turn into water is simply unbearable for any normal man. Besides, her crisp breasts are only ...... from my chest at the moment There was no distance anymore, just so tightly together, I could clearly feel the graceful softness and abundance of ecstasy.

"Tiantian, you don't seem to drink the bar, why are you drunk? How can you talk nonsense? And the body is still so dishonest, you hurry up and let go of me! I admit that the way I drink is indeed very chic and handsome, this is a recognized fact, and I am not very good at quibbling, you say that you like me and don't blame you, after all, girls, who doesn't like masculine and resolute men! But let me tell you, you can't be cranky, your kind of fantasy can only stay in the fantasy stage, and you must not develop it at a deep level in the past, otherwise I will ......."

"Brother Yu, I like you!"

Damn, it's over, the alcohol is really going up to my head now, and severe auditory hallucinations have begun to form. What did I just hear? Is there a voice ringing in my ears? Not at all!

"Sweet, you...... Didn't you teach me to dance just now? Come on, how did you jump? Isn't it going to be like this, and the ass has to be twisted together, right? Also, what do you have to do with your hands? And, what else? Oh, look at my brain, why can't I remember it? I ......"

What the hell am I talking about?

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