Chapter 5: Humiliation
It's the hardest thing to accept the kindness of a beauty, but I don't owe Ye Xue any kindness, so why should I listen to her? Although, although I admit that she is indeed a beauty, does it have anything to do with me? In my eyes, there is only C women, and beauties are always at the back. You ask me what the front line is, okay, I'll tell you. The first place is "beautiful C girl", and the second is to remove the word "beauty", and the beauty can only rank third at most.
It's not uncommon for me to be a runner-up, not to mention that she's only a third runner-up. Of course, she could also be the champion, if she is really a C girl. I'm not sure about this, after all, I've only known her for less than a day, and I'm always embarrassed to take her to have it tested. Then she'll call me a hooligan, and I don't want to be a sel-wolf again.
"Why did you wrap me? As a man, I refuse your unreasonable demands. "Brothers can imagine how awesome I was when I said this, and even I couldn't believe that I would have the courage to refuse the request of a beautiful woman. To be honest, I was eager to go shopping for clothes or movies with her, but my natural vanity and self-esteem came out at this time, forcing my speech organs to say things that did not fit my logic organs at all. I now understand why men are sometimes called "ducks", and aside from some of the characteristics of this particular profession, what men and ducks have in common is their hard mouths.
"Huh, refusal? Do you dare to tell me again? Ye Xuejiao snorted, and her beautiful eyes pierced my face like ice picks, as if she had spied into my heart at once. This woman is so scary, she is invisibly ordering you to obey.
"This ...... You can't be too overbearing, we can discuss it, right? Like, let's say how about I send you home now? "My lack of mid-breath has been exposed, and God knows how long my face will last.
"Why are you talking so much nonsense, and you're still not a man anymore?" Ye Xue seems to be a little impatient, I really don't understand why women always like to use this sentence to stimulate men? But this sentence is indeed very effective, and the average man can't stand this kind of insult that borders on racism.
"Cut! Why don't you just go shopping and buy things, what's not to dare? But I have to say first, I'm here with the wheels today, and I don't have a lot of cash with me. "Actually, I'd like to bring more, but I have to have them.
"Yo yo, look at your little bit of interest, as if I'm afraid I'll spend your money. You just need to help me carry the bag, and you don't need to interfere with anything else, including paying by card. Ye Xue's tone was full of contempt, making her seem as if she was really a rich daughter. I hate this image of a rich girl, I'm stingy and stingy, which shows that I cherish the fruits of labor and oppose extravagance and waste. Just know to buy clothes, swipe cards, swipe cards, buy clothes. No wonder women are fickle creatures, because their clothes are ever-changing.
Oh my mother, my dear! Please allow me to retract what I just said, Ye Xue...... Ye Xue, this girl, is indeed very rich!
I'm not a snob, I'm very principled. I admit that I love money very much, but isn't the old saying that a gentleman loves money, and that is the right way to take it. Besides, I didn't fall into the eyes of money, and the world was full of gold in my dreams. I'm just lamenting that she spends too much money and spends too much, spends money like dirt, is drunk with money, and is full of lights.
There are only things in this world that women can't afford, and there is nothing they dare not buy. If the atomic bomb could be sold, then mankind would be fighting nuclear weapons every day.
Ye Xue's shopping spree is a heart-challenging process for me.
This guy, this girl doesn't look at the price when she buys things. God, if there were wheels underneath the supermarket, she would love to push it all away. Women don't buy things for a purpose, unlike me, who doesn't think of changing them until they can't squeeze anything out of their toothpaste. They look around with things to buy, and they don't have to use them when they buy them, and it's good to put them there to get moldy.
I don't know how my legs can withstand these big bags on my body, I just know that my own weight is constantly increasing, and what is pressing on my body is not decreasing, but is rising. So I had to take a delaying tactic and find an excuse to shirk it, otherwise I might really become the second Monkey King under the Five Elements Mountain.
"That...... I said Xiaoyezi, can we find a place to rest first, you see that you are sweating profusely and must be very tired, I feel sorry for you. By the way, didn't you say you were going to the movies, go! Let's go to the movies. "Hypocrisy, I feel how hypocritical my words are, obviously I feel sorry for my little waist but find such a high-sounding excuse, I despise myself a little. But this is also understandable and understandable, in the final analysis, it was forced by Ye Xue, a shopaholic. I'm not wrong, although I lied, it was a white lie, it was pure white. Thinking of this, I forgive myself again, just like Ah Q back then, the Spiritual Victory Method is always the best psychological hint.
"Don't be complacent, let alone worry. It's just the beginning, watching a movie is an evening activity, and our daytime activities are not over yet! Ye Xue smiled charmingly at me, but I felt that this smile was so gloomy, so hateful, so hurtful to my self-esteem, so ...... Forget it, let's save some strength to carry the bag.
Time is like sand in an hourglass, and when you hope it will pass gradually, TMD is stuck somewhere!
I swear that today is a difficult day, even though I have earned the title and reputation of a flower messenger, and even though the flower I protect is indeed a thousand charms. But I'm not rare, not rare, you know! Of course, these three words can only be said in my heart, and they must not be heard by Ye Xue, the demon.
I'm a person with a fear of heights, but this crazy girl actually took me on a roller coaster. My God, my earth, she's murdering me. Yes, she was murdering me!
But...... But I can't actually blame her, and I won't tell her that I have a fear of heights! She is not guilty of ignorance. How embarrassing it is to say it, a big man is afraid of heights? Who will believe it? Am I not afraid of death, but will I be afraid of heights?
But I did vomit when I came down from above, and it was very fierce, like Huangguoshu Waterfall. Ye Xue patted me on the back while comforting me with bad intentions, comfort? Grandma's, in fact, is laughing at me! How can I plant my head in front of this little girl, how can I show my weakness in front of this little girl. So I had an idea and made up a seamless excuse.
"Oh, it's easy to drink too much wine, red wine, it's always quite strong......" I'd rather she say I'm not good at drinking than let her find out I'm a person with a fear of heights, which is worse than stabbing me in the liver.
I don't know why lovers like to watch movies when they are dating, if Ye Xue and I can also be called dating now. To be honest, watching movies is a process of consuming popcorn and cola, and it is also a process of dissipating people's intelligence. No wonder people say that the IQ of people in love will decline, it turns out that they all watch movies.
I wouldn't allow my IQ to drop, and then the world would probably lose a second Einstein. Watching movies isn't my favorite entertainment, but I do like the atmosphere in the cinema. It's dark, it's dark, it's easy for lovers to kiss secretly, and of course, it's easy for pickpockets to take advantage of the opportunity to work. I wonder why those gentlemen like to choose to get started on the bus, and what are the chances of being found out in public? Why not come to the cinema? You may need to spend some money to buy a movie ticket or something, but there are so many resources here. As the saying goes, there is no return on investment, and here you can show your talent as much as you want, and the chance of being discovered is really small. It's best to choose those couples, because even if one of them notices that something is wrong, they won't suspect that it's the pickpockets who are patronizing them, they will only think it's a gesture of caressing each other. So stealing outside is disgusting, but stealing in a movie theater is enjoyable, so why not?
However, Ye Xue and I don't want pickpockets to come to us, even though we are also watching movies now, although we may really look like a couple in the eyes of outsiders now. But one of them is that we're not a couple, because I haven't acknowledged my clear relationship with her. Second, we don't need such caresses for each other, and I'm afraid she'll chop my hand off before I get close to her.
It's okay for the thief brother to patronize me.,Anyway, I don't have anything of value on my body except for that pair of underwear.,If any fetish likes it, you can take it by the hand.,Big deal...... It's a big deal that I don't wear underwear for a while, anyway, it's not like I haven't done such a thing, I have experience. But if they patronize Ye Xue, I won't agree with it, first of all, I don't mean that! (Which means?) I just think she's a girl's house, and it's always a little bit inconvenient. In case a crooked pickpocket gentleman takes the opportunity to rub oil on her, how is it good, she is taken advantage of by others is a trivial matter, the key is that she is likely to think that this advantage is taken by me, and I am honest, behaving next to her and doing nothing, how unjust it is to let an innocent person bear such a rebellious and unreasonable crime, who will I find to reason with me at that time?
But fortunately, my worries were unnecessary, and until the end of the movie, there was no such thing as a thief taking advantage of a beautiful woman, and I was kind of relieved. However, this movie is a waste, I only focused my attention and eyes on whether there will be a thief, and I didn't pay attention to the plot at all. Mom, what's the movie about? It seems to be the story of the police catching a thief, right?
But Ye Xue cried so much that she wiped her tears with a tissue, and then she started to use my sleeve when the tissue ran out. You said that if she just wiped her tears with my sleeve, I would still be okay with it. After all, little girl, flesh and blood made of water, it's nothing to have more tears, right? The point, the point is that she still blows her nose...... Oops, oh my god, I'm disgusting!
It was already eleven o'clock in the evening when I came out of the cinema, and at this time I was faced with an extremely serious question: where should we go to spend the night tonight?
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