Chapter 4: Miscalculations
I'll admit I'm a bit of a big dealer, but that's not what I intended.
Subjectively, I don't want to say it, but objectively I did make the atmosphere very lively. Ye Xue and Min Rou, the two girls, were amused by me, and the flowers and branches of laughter trembled. But, but this is not my intention, my original intention was to attract the eyes of both of them to the wheel, especially Ye Xue, because when she laughed, I felt that the upper and lower body of the wheel were crispy. It seems that the wheel is very satisfied with this Ye Xue, but Ye Xue doesn't seem to be very interested in him, and her eyes on him even contain a little disdain. Probably because the wheels are deep and not professional enough, but they give people a sense of contrivedness.
and that Min Rou, obviously she was also hired by Ye Xue, and she helped her say good things one by one, just like I helped the wheel say good things. And I guess they were also choreographed in advance, I found that Ye Xue was also frequently doing a gesture of flirting bangs, once she did this action, Min Rou, the girl, began to show off her beauty, just like when the wheel coughed, I began to say that he was handsome.
I feel that the form is not good, if it continues to develop like this, today's blind date ceremony will deteriorate, and Min Rou and I will compete for who is the "best matchmaker". So I suggested that we eat seafood together, so that we can enhance our relationship while eating and chatting. (Of course, as for the person who pays the bill, it will not be my turn) The father of the wheel is very rich, and it seems that he has opened several pet stores, so he let his precious son choose the profession of veterinarian, probably because he wants to let his son inherit his business after he retires. Therefore, the wheel doesn't care about money, what he cares about is whether the money can become a woman.
It's easy to get a chance to kill him, so I won't be polite to him, and my stomach is the same as mine. Man will never go against his stomach, unless he is full. I took the lead in finding a more high-end seafood restaurant, in fact, I also thought about the wheel, so I couldn't make him look too shabby. In front of the girls, the wheels must not pretend, even if they are unwilling in their hearts, they have to knock out their teeth and swallow blood. Loving face is a common problem of men, and because I am also a man, I can grasp this disease very accurately.
After all, it is the man who really understands the man, and the woman can only understand the upper body or the XIA half of the man at most.
How can you eat seafood without drinking alcohol? I recommend drinking a little wine, eating seafood without drinking is like eating hot pot without drinking Wang Laoji. Moreover, alcohol can anesthetize people's consciousness, and the success rate of falling in love when they are drunk will be greatly increased, so the earliest wine was born because of love.
I have worked hard to graduate from the love career of the wheel, which has long exceeded his salary for a week's meal. But I wouldn't mind that, I'd be willing to stick a knife in my brother's ribs, let alone the money like dung? What money is, money TMD is a number. No amount of money can be represented in ten simple Arabic letters, but can you spell the word 'righteousness' in Arabic letters?
In fact...... Actually, the actual situation is like this, that ...... I want to drink!
The only small flaw I have to mention here is that I don't smoke, but I like to drink. First of all, I'm not an alcoholic, I just think of drinking as a hobby and hobby. It's like an actress who is also responsible for sleeping with the director in her spare time. Men, who doesn't have a little hobby? Besides, which of those literati and rioters in ancient times didn't like to drink. What is wine, wine is the generator of human inspiration, and no matter how good a machine is without the stimulation of wine, it is just a decoration. So, so the first sake was born out of the need for inspiration.
Besides, the boss once said: If a man has tobacco and alcohol, he will have a story, and a man who doesn't smoke or drink is unreliable! The eldest is two years older than us, and he has more life experience than all of us, so we have to listen to him.
I don't know how much I drink, I just know I've never been drunk. Some people say that you can't mix wine and get drunk easily. And I just don't believe in this evil, yellow, white, red, beer you can come, Lao Tzu since he crawled out of his mother's womb and didn't know how to write drunk words. Therefore, my self-styled nickname is "A Thousand Cups Are Not Drunk", which is a bit of a conflict with my father. I never doubted that I was born to my dad, because from top to bottom, even a few hairs on my body were the same as my dad, but this was the only difference. I'm not drunk with a thousand cups, but my dad is "a cup poured".
The wine is up, and the seafood hot pot is also burning, where can I find such a warm scene? It's not all created by me, why do you think I'm so good! I also deliberately had the waiter serve different kinds of wine, both red and shai. Didn't you say that it's easy to get drunk when you mix wine, that's what I want. It's easy to get drunk and do things, that's how it is played in movies. The heroine was drunk and unconscious, and the hero carried her home, and it depends on personal wishes as to what happens after that, anyway, the ending is always good. So I sent Ye Xue to drink with all my strength, and took out all the skills I learned at the wine table to persuade wine. There is only one purpose, which is to get her drunk.
I also secretly advised the wheel to take it easy, don't get yourself drunk, otherwise there will be no hero. But this slut didn't appreciate my affection at all, and even gulped down in front of the two girls. He thought that drinking a glass of wine in one sitting would prove that he had a lot of alcohol? Can you show that you have a lot of them? God, he's such a pig. If you want to prove that you have a large amount, the premise is that you have that amount. Besides, girls don't necessarily like to see men drinking, which doesn't prove how "refreshing" they are, only how "refreshing" they are.
Wheels are very vegetable!
But...... But what I didn't expect was that Ye Xue's alcohol consumption was so scary, and she could even fight with me. The wheel and I were going to get her drunk, but one of our wheels collapsed before Ye Xuejiu and I had three rounds of wine. This rookie is too embarrassing, I usually see him smoking so fiercely, but I didn't expect the amount of alcohol to be so bad. It can be seen that there is still a difference between cigarettes and alcohol, and a man who uses alcohol as a synonym will always be better than a man who uses cigarettes.
The wheel was "killed" like this, he originally planned to drink Ye Xue to lie beside him, but she was drunk and fell under the pomegranate skirt. What is this called, is this called "strong - not to be raped but by the sun"? (The ancient saying of the sun is called the sun) although it is said that a woman KUA dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost, but he is also too TMD to die. But we don't have any loot, at least Min Rou's girl was irritable by us. But what can this be, Min Rou is not today's Snow White, Ye Xue is. So, so I'm going to drink Ye Xue down anyway. Then I thought that this would not work, even if I subdued Ye Xue, it would be useless. "Prince Charming" has been returning for nine days and traveling westward with a crane, so even if she, the "sleeping beauty", is really asleep, where can she find a prince to kiss her?
But fortunately, the wheel has been bought before, otherwise I wouldn't have to do this wrong. And at this time, the confused wheel was already hugging the confused Min Rou and talking nonsense, which seemed to be very intimate. As the so-called intentionally planting flowers and flowers do not bloom, and unintentionally planting willows and willows into the shade, is it possible that the wheel and Ye Xue can't go on a blind date, but they get along with Min Rou? This ending is not bad, after all, Min Rou, this girl is not inferior to Ye Xue, and the two of them are bright for a while.
I'm happy for the wheel, but I'm sorry for Min Rou, poor boy, you're a sheep in the tiger's mouth! I just hope that the wheels will be able to converge a little in the future, and that will not be in vain for my efforts today. Just as I was pondering the fugue, Ye Xue's sweet and soft voice came from my ears.
"Hey, I said what are you doing sitting there? What the hell are they going to do when they're both drunk like this? ”
"Then what else can I do, just find a room and settle them down, isn't it?"
"What about me? How are you going to settle me? "I didn't expect Ye Xue to suddenly ask like this.
"This ...... I didn't expect this, but it was ...... Originally, we were going to give you ......" I almost told us our plan carelessly, but luckily the car was stopped in time.
"I was trying to get me drunk and then let him carry me back, didn't you?" Oh my God, how did she know? Can she hear what's going on in people's hearts?
"This ...... This one...... What's the matter, why do you think of us so dirty? "Isn't it filthy enough for us to be like this? No, it's the wheels that are dirty, I'm just a bystander.
Ye Xue sneered at me and didn't speak, God, why do I feel that she looks at me so strangely? Could it be that she ...... Oh my god, no, it won't be so unlucky!
After that, we put the two of them in a hotel room and slept in the same bed, and it was up to fate if something happened between them that would make their hearts beat faster. I also made a point of asking the owner of the hotel to ask the man who was asleep for the room. Everything was done, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief, but at this time, Ye Xue's charming voice sounded in my ears again.
"Hey, now accompany me to buy clothes, accompany me to the movies at night, I will pack you today."
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