While Xiaoqin went to change the sanitary napkin, I went back to Xiaoqin's bedroom, woke up the dormant netbook, and searched for the following keywords: "Jinling evil youth", "dog".

When I saw the search results, I suddenly realized that Jinling Evil Young does have the potential to become the spokesperson of the car stop and save the dog organization.

Because at the end of "Blood Battle in Jinling", the villain Jinling Evil Young was seriously injured and couldn't leave the fire, and his dog never left him, Zuihou hugged this big villain and died, which can be said to be the most artistic scene in the whole movie.

So on the new Lang Weibo, a certain star who likes to grab the sofa reprinted the news, which immediately formed a viral spread, and Jinling Evil Shao became an instant hit, just today at noon, a foreign animal protection group, when preventing the dog meat restaurant from killing dogs, held high the stills of Jinling Evil Shao and his dog hugging each other, and accompanied by a slogan:

"No matter how bad you are, dogs are your zuihou's friends."

Shame on the dead! At the end of the movie, I played the evil boy of Jinling! Don't hold other people's image so high! Doesn't it mean that every time a dog fan and a dog black online war, I have to be scolded!

Brother Wu Sheng, I'm sorry for you! When they look at the cast list, the actor of Jinling Evil Young is Wu Sheng, of course they will scold you by name! But I know in my heart that they are actually scolding me, in short, we are both fallen people at the end of the world, and our brothers can jump into the wind this time!

Under the publicity of Director Cao, the viewing address of "Jinling Evil Youth" has also become a battlefield for dog fans and dog black, everyone completely forgot that this is a costume martial arts film, and also forgot that Jinling Evil Young is not the protagonist but the villain - the latest Douban comment, pointing out that Jinling Evil Young is the soul character throughout the whole play, constantly self-torture, self-transcendence, and the limelight completely overshadows the male protagonist who appears in many but formulaic faces.

"Jinling's evil young man is the real hero." commented Zuihou concluded, "The heroine is a dog who never abandons him, this is a story of unfinished love for a person and a dog, I wish you to reunite in the next life and eventually become a family." ”

Although I used to want to be the leading actor, I wouldn't be happy at all to be praised like this! Who would fall in love with a dog! My taste is not so heavy, okay!

Incredibly, when I was embarrassed by this, some people were jealous of me, thinking that I was hyping up myself by stopping cars and saving dogs.

"Everybody take out other people's flesh! What a broken movie! acted so poorly, resolutely boycott all the works of Cao Jing and Wu Sheng! ”

"Hey, you know? Wu Sheng is the son of a diplomat and a pianist, a typical rich second generation! It's shameless to play tickets and make movies and hype! ”

"But according to intelligence, Wu Sheng is now in Switzerland, how can he come to China to hype?"

"Stupid! Coming by plane! Now I heard that netizens wanted to flesh him, so he immediately ran away with his tail between his legs! Bandits! ”

"It's not necessarily Wu Sheng, I have inside information, Wu Sheng has a stuntman named Ye Lin who looks very similar to him, and I'm afraid he will appear in the high-speed service area this time."

"Don't be funny! I've watched the news! The guy wearing sunglasses inside is obviously not a junior high school student! I checked, Ye Lin is a student of the 28th Middle School in Dongshan City, and he is only in the third year of junior high school! ”

It's so dangerous, fortunately, I'm a little overweight, otherwise I would have been debunked by everyone, and I don't know how long I can hide it.

I sent a text message back to Director Cao: "I will never go out with you next time, and the two of us will be notorious." ”

Director Cao was not ashamed, but proud, and replied: "It's better to be notorious than not famous, several dog lovers with a strong family background contacted me, planning to sponsor me to make the next movie, and invited you to be the starring role, the tentative name is "Seven Martial Dogs". ”

What a bad name! One dog is not enough, are you going to have seven this time! Although "Bloody Battle in Jinling" has a lot of undisciplined plots, and because there are sponsors who sell Rolex, I am asked to wear gold watches everywhere and deliberately wear goofs, but after all, the two warring sides are still one good and one evil...... what is "Seven Martial Dogs" going to be filmed like?

Because of the sponsorship of dog lovers, do you want to stuff their dogs in as actors?

Not only are there a lot of untrained dogs running around, but the center of the plot contradictions, don't think about it, is also to stop some evil shili from killing dogs! It's equivalent to the bloody confrontation between dog fans and dog black in martial arts shijie! I've never seen a kung fu movie with such a boring theme! I want to act in a kung fu movie, not a dog movie!

I declined Director Cao's invitation, and Director Cao was not in a hurry to convince me, probably because I received another call from someone else trying to sponsor it.

With an indescribable mood, I looked at the relevant news on the Internet again, and found that holding the stills of Jinling's evil youth, the matter of saving the dog from the butcher's knife has become more and more intense, and some owners who have lost their dogs have also posted posters with "Jinling evil young man and dogs" at the door of the community.

If you are liked by dog fans, you will naturally be disgusted by dog blacks, and Jinling Evil Young was nicknamed "Jinling Evil Dog" and "Jinling Dog King" in a blink of an eye.

This is not the most terrible, the most terrible thing is that yesterday, in order to delay time, I accused the Zeng brothers of using dogs to hide drugs, and this inspiration was actually used by radical dog fans, and since then there have been several cases across the country, indiscriminately stopping cars to save dogs, directly blaming dog dealers for the bad incident of transporting drugs, Lang spent a lot of police force.

This time it's miserable, I must not appear on the occasion of defending dog rights in the future, otherwise I will definitely be recognized and become the target of public criticism.

I didn't feel very depressed in my heart, and I didn't even think about it carefully when Xiaoqin went to change the sanitary napkin and didn't come back for a long time.

Why! I just want to be a dedicated kung fu movie actor! Who is the King of Jinling Dogs! It's okay to call me the Wolf King of Jinling! Going back to the roots, it's all about Kyle's fault for getting to where I'm at this point!

Bastard! Be sure to get revenge! Look at me right now and post your personal information on dating sites!

I easily found a bilingual website that Penthos often visited, and then filled in all the information I knew about Kyle in detail, and also found a still from his past, and I just had to upload it.

In the remarks of dating, I wrote: Absolute No. 0, ask for a macho man to accompany you for life.

Wow hahahahahaha! This time the revenge has been avenged! Kyle, you're just waiting to be harassed by phone calls! If you're unlucky, you'll be blown up!

As a result, as soon as I clicked "Upload Data", I made a mistake! Website 404 error! I spent half a day filling in the stuff just now, and I can't find it back!

I was so angry that I vomited blood, and I couldn't help but knock on Xiaoqin's desk hard, and Xiaoqin, who was peeking through the crack in the door, screamed "ah" in fright.

"Huh? What are you hiding in that place for? I wondered, "Why didn't you just go into the house when you came out of the bathroom?" ”

"Yes, I'm sorry......" Xiaoqin opened the door halfway, lowered her head and said, "I saw that Ye Lin's expression was very serious when he was surfing the Internet, and he was still texting, so he didn't come in to disturb you, and peeked curiously on the side......"

Xiaoqin's steps are so light! Although I didn't close the door when I entered the house, she sneaked over and I didn't notice it at all.

"Then you can come in now." I didn't particularly care about Xiaoqin peeking at me for a few minutes, but Xiaoqin suddenly said with great anxiety:

"Ye Lin! You—Why are you visiting the website? Pooh reminded me that you might be bisexual, I didn't believe it yet, I didn't expect it to be true! ”

Your sister! Don't be angry with me! I'm framing Kyle! I didn't expect to harm others instead of harming myself! Don't get me wrong! There are some unsightly photos on the screen, but I'm not a! I'm really not a!

Xiaoqin let out a long sigh and said melancholy:

"If Ye Lin likes other girls, it's fine, if in Ye Lin's heart, I can't even compare with some boys, then I'm too much of a failure......"

As she spoke, Qin walked into the room in despair and took out a small white medicine bottle from the drawer of the dresser.

Wow, what are you doing? Even if I'm a, you don't have to take poison to commit suicide! And what are you going to do when you prepare poison in your bedroom on weekdays!

I snatched the bottle from it, only to find that it was neither a poison nor a sleeping pill, but a long-term medicine for depression.

"Huh? Where did you get this? I asked, "Do you have depression like Melancholy?" ”

As soon as the words came out, I chuckled in my heart, if Xiaoqin has depression, then I can't escape the blame, even if I don't get to the situation where Wu Sheng is worse than death and can't feel happy, it's super pitiful.

As a result, Xiaoqin replied, "Yes...... When Brother Wu gave Ye Lin a lot of things, they were mixed in and secretly taken away by me......"

"What's the use of this? Did you have depression at that time? ”

"......No," Xiaoqin whispered, "I fell in love with the side effects of this medicine......

I was stunned, and immediately raised the medicine bottle to read the instructions, only to see that in the "side effects" column, it was clearly written: "This drug contains estrogen, which may feminize men's breasts......"

"You're sick! How can you take this medicine! I said to Xiao Qin.

"I—I'm sick!" Xiaoqin refused, "I have a disease with too small breasts!" The side effects of this medicine can feminize men's breasts, and it can definitely maximize women's breasts as well! What's wrong with me pursuing more like a girl! ”

"You can't eat hormone-containing drugs indiscriminately, you know!" I slipped the bottle into my trouser pocket, "I didn't take it!" You won't be allowed to buy similar medicines in the future! Otherwise, I'll ignore you! ”

Under my persecution, Xiaoqin promised never to take this medicine again, and she said that she had never taken it before, and today she found out that I was bisexual, and I was afraid of losing to boys, so I had all my thoughts and planned to take medicine to increase my charm.

"I'm not bisexual! I'm not a either! Pooh is talking nonsense! "I'm worried about how to change Xiaoqin's preconceived notions.

"Hmm!" Xiaoqin nodded very seriously, "Don't worry, I will never tell others that classmate Ye Lin is a!" ”

"But ......" After Xiaoqin made a guarantee, she said quite annoyedly, "Ye Lin sent a text message just now, is it going to date the?" Can you not go? If Ye Lin went, not only me, but even Uncle Ye and Sister Amy would be sad! ”