I followed Xiaoqin to Aunt Ren's room, and then I saw a square birdcage on the windowsill, and a chubby, dumb-headed sparrow was locked in it.

"Ye Lin, did you see it?" Xiaoqin pointed to the sparrow very proudly and said, "I came to my mother's room this morning to look for something, and it happened to be windy outside, and a sparrow was blown to the window pane and knocked unconscious, fell on the air conditioner, and then ......."

"Dengden Deng~~~ I'll save it!" Xiaoqin gestured with her hands to the V-shaped victory and boasted to me, "I protect the sparrows from the wind, I am very loving, right?" Am I lovelier than I used to be? ”

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... I want it to be windy every day, so that there are always sparrows knocking me out on the glass, and I can love animals every day and become a gentle animal protectionist......"

Is there an animal protectionist like you! The ancients were guarding the rabbit, and you were guarding the window and waiting for the sparrow! What kind of animal protectionist is it to hope that animals are unlucky!

The fat sparrow in the birdcage looked at me with a very aggrieved look, as if to say: My injuries are healed, but she still refuses to let me go.

"Xiaoqin, did you feed the sparrows anything?"

"Hey! I took out ice cream and fed it it, but it didn't like it very much. Xiaoqin frowned and said, "Is it because the ice cream is a brand of 'Nestle', so the sparrows refuse to eat their nests?" ”

How can you feed sparrows ice cream! You can't eat ice cream because you have a stomachache, so you feed ice cream to sparrows? This sparrow is so fat, you still feed it ice cream, it can't find a boyfriend (girl), you are responsible!

"Ice cream is not good, but if you are a bird, you should like to eat caterpillars or beetles......

"I hate it!" Xiaoqin protested, "Ye Lin obviously knows that I'm afraid of insects, and he still mentions those things!" Since I was a child, Ye Lin likes to scare me with bugs, which is really bad! You should learn from me and be a caring person who loves animals......"

"Don't be too shameless!" I said angrily, "When I was a child, the person who put the caterpillar and the unicorn fairy in the collar of the back of my neck was obviously you!" ”

Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, as if she was confused about her past memories.

"Looks like I've done it, but how could it be? I'm scared of beetles the most right now, and I don't even want to mention their names...... Probably Ye Lin remembered it wrong, right? ”

"It's you who deny your black history! You're afraid of beetles now, because you've read too many girl's manga and seen that many heroines are afraid of bugs, so you hypnotize yourself and become afraid of beetles! You won't continue to hypnotize yourself and make yourself believe that you didn't bully me when you were a child! ”

Xiaoqin lowered her head and said: "It's not okay to self-hypnosis to forget the past, I was very sorry for Ye Lin when I was a child, and I kept playing harmless pranks on you, I'm really embarrassed......"

You've begun to forget about the past! Is it "harmless" to kick me down the river? I can't swim! Zuihou woke up on the shore with his clothes wet and shivering from the cold...... Huh? Did you save me? I always thought that it was someone else who bravely saved me, but now that I think about it, it seems that there were no pedestrians by the river at that time......

"Hey, kicked me down the river, and then you rescued me up?"

Xiaoqin lowered her head and twisted, "No thanks, this is what I should do." ”

"Who wants to thank you! If you don't save me, you'll die! In short, you must not forget your past evil deeds! Give me a good review of myself! Repent once a day! ”

Xiao Qin pinched the lace hem of her chiffon blouse, her eyes raised, and she said with anxiety and expectation:

"If Ye Lin is willing to listen to my confession every day, it doesn't matter how many times a day! I'm sorry I was wrong, please forgive me for letting me do anything, I will keep saying these words until I am satisfied with Ye Lin! ”

I always felt a little bad, and when Aunt Ren found out, I forced her daughter to confess to me every day, and it was time to kick me into the hospital.

"Don't mention it," I said with a lot of belly, "in the future, as long as you don't take the initiative to mention your black history as a little overlord, I won't mention it to you - this sparrow looks like it has long since returned to normal, and it's not windy outside, so let it go." ”

As if to affirm my words, the sparrow chirped in the birdcage and jumped around, indicating that he was in excellent shape, even if he immediately went to work on the crew of "Angry Birds", it would not be a problem.

"But my love is not finished yet!" Xiao Qin was a little reluctant to hold the birdcage in her arms, as if it was a very valuable jewelry box.

"If you continue to dedicate your love, the sparrows will be fed to death by you with ice cream! Open the window now and let the sparrows go! Otherwise, I'll think you're not cute! ”

"Okay then......" Xiaoqin pouted, trying to open the window, but I don't know if she was affected by menstrual cramps, or if she deliberately pretended to be weak and weak, and it was difficult to open the window, and Zuihou helped me open the window.

Xiaoqin opened the birdcage and pointed the cage to the window, the fat sparrow was already impatient, and without a moment of hesitation, he immediately flapped his wings and flew out, which can be described as "running away in a hurry".

At that moment, Xiao Qin's body moved slightly, as if it was a kind of pursuit preparation, but she finally endured it in front of me.

She cleared her throat, reluctantly, and opened her mouth at the back of the sparrow flying away - I thought she was going to tell something like "don't hit the window next time", but what Xiaoqin shouted was:

"-Remember to come back and repay the favor!!"

I don't know if it's because the sound is too loud, scaring the sparrow, or this sparrow has a high IQ, understand the thunder of this sentence, in short, it didn't fly well, and almost fell from mid-air, but fortunately it was not planted to the end, and finally when it fell to the height of the 2nd floor, it took off again, and flew away in a flickering way.

"How can the sparrow repay the favor!" After I closed the window again, I asked Xiaoqin with a frown.

"But, but Japan has cranes to repay the favor, and China has a snail girl, so it's not impossible for the sparrow to repay the favor, right......?"

I think Xiaoqin is 14 years old and still believes this, very naïve, but I didn't continue to taunt her anything, it is impossible to make her mature like me immediately, even my childhood favorite Optimus Prime can be temporarily stored with others, don't take it back immediately, right?

Soon it was noon, and I knew that Xiaoqin's family had always prepared a lot of quick-frozen dumplings, so I helped Xiaoqin cook a pot of dumplings, and the two of them sat at the dinner table to fill their stomachs.

Xiaoqin has a poor appetite and doesn't eat much, and I clean two-thirds of the dumplings, I hope Aunt Ren won't notice this abnormality, right? To be honest, I came to see Xiaoqin secretly behind Aunt Ren's back, and I was a bit of a thief, although I was just here to take care of Xiaoqin, who had menstrual pain, and I didn't plan to steal anything from Xiaoqin......

For 14-year-old Xiaoqin, something very important, although she is carefully protected, I have undoubted ownership, although it does not belong to me now, but sooner or later it will belong to me......

Don't think crooked! Big Brother Optimus Prime, of course! I'll admit that I thought about taking care of Celery to sleep and checking out where Optimus Prime was hiding by her, but the thought of how she cried so sadly last time I asked Celery to give me back made me cry.

Anyway, I take care of Xiaoqin now, and I have nothing to do with her having Big Brother Optimus Prime in her hands, I am taking the responsibility of leaving her with the root of menstrual cramps, and taking on the responsibility of my future brother-in-law - besides, if our parents get married, it is inevitable that we will live together, and Xiaoqin's home will be my home in the future, and when the time comes, I want to find Big Brother Optimus Prime, isn't it easy?

After the meal, Xiaoqin offered to let me play Xbox game consoles with her, and of course I would not refuse this obviously masculine entertainment.

Inevitably, there were several fierce battles on "Street Fighter 4", Xiaoqin didn't play very well today, and I actually won a few games at the beginning, I was a little suspicious that she deliberately lost to me, so as to emphasize that she is a girl, and it is normal to not be good at fighting games.

"Help!" I took the wireless controller and complained, "If you don't make a effort, I'll win, what's the point!" ”

"I'm sorry......" Xiaoqin said to me, "Because my stomach hurts, I can't do anything, and Ye Lin has no pleasure in ravaging me, and there's nothing I can do......"

Don't talk nonsense! When Aunt Ren hears this kind of words, I'm going to break my leg! I'm ravaging the fighting characters you're manipulating, not whether you're good or not! Who would ravage her when her childhood sweetheart had menstrual cramps!

After that, Xiaoqin lifted her spirits a little, and I won and lost each other, but I always felt that she didn't use her full strength.

In order to let Xiaoqin go all out, I desperately stepped up my attack, grabbed a flaw, and controlled Xiaoqin's character, "Jiami", who still had most of the blood left, and a set of combos to show that my level was very high, and I didn't need Xiaoqin to let me.

This set of combos was learned from Pooh in the game center of Henderson Commercial Building, and it is now learned and sold, and it finally came in handy today.

Realizing that blindly releasing water can't satisfy me, Xiaoqin changed her role to fight with me, and the offense became sharp, and I was also at full power, and for a while, all kinds of dangers arose on the screen, and Xiaoqin and I shouted and screamed, very devoted, like a pair of good friends who played games.

I was having a good time when Qin suddenly put the handle on the carpet with a look of horror on her face, and the character she controlled was instantly killed by me.

"Hey! Why don't you move! I complained, "The one just now broke the defense + ascended the dragon, it's very good!" I think you might be playing better than Pooh......"

The horror on Xiaoqin's face quickly turned into shame, and she lowered her head and whispered, "I'm sorry, I pressed the handle too hard when I made a move, causing myself to break the defense......"

"What? What does it mean that you have broken the defense yourself? ”

"Just, that is, I need to change the sanitary napkin......"

I was immediately embarrassed, I didn't expect girls to have this kind of trouble, I was too careless, and there was a reason why Xiaoqin couldn't do her best.

When Xiaoqin went to the bathroom, I suddenly received a text message from Director Cao.

"Little leaf! We're developed! The popularity of "Bloody Battle in Jinling" is rising, and the evil young man in Jinling has also become the image spokesperson of the car stop and save the dog organization! ”

I'm rubbing, he's a villain who kills people and arson, how can he be the image spokesperson of the Stop the Car and Save the Dog organization? Are you volunteers also stepping up your efforts and planning to kill people and set fires?