Chapter 496: Ze was the afterlife
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"Hey, hey......" Nie Canglong sneered, and those bad hands suddenly became regular again.
"Laughing at what??" The girl glanced at the man, "You are an uncle, those dirty work is tiring, so I don't dare to trouble you, I'll ......do it in a while."
"Look at you......" Nie Canglong grinned for a while, isn't this forcing himself to work? ? It's just a bunch of livestock, they're already demon beasts, and their physical strength is very good, can they be exhausted to death after such a while? ? Even if you are tired to death, it is not a big deal, just catch it again.
Nie Canglong didn't take the lives of the animals seriously at all.
"What's wrong with me?? Do you have an opinion about my character?? The girl raised her eyebrows and looked at the man with a smile.
"Of course I have an opinion...... Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a solemn face, "You just love to work too much, can you do those dirty and tiring jobs?" You are so diligent, it will make the arrogance of the lazy elements more arrogant, make them even more lazy, in this society, the moral character is too noble, it is very bad, you have to change, you have to change......"
"I can't help it, someone has to do this job, right?? Who wouldn't dare I do?? The girl really thinks of herself as a model worker, and her expression looks quite hard-working.
"Oh my God, could you two be more shameless??" Sister Bai made a look like she was going to vomit, the words diligent and fast, can you get along with Qin Xiaojun? ?
"Here you go. This is my new laxative. Specifically for women, it can make her pull blood ......" The girl took out a small paper bag from her arms and viciously stuffed it into the man's hand.
"Mom......" Before Nie Canglong could unpack it, Sister Bai screamed miserably and ran away.
"Mom, weishenme you always call grandma?? Is Grandma here? The little girl's puzzled voice sounded immediately.
"I'm going to take off the condom, you can stay in the car......" Nie Canglong kissed the girl lightly on the forehead, and quietly took the small paper bag into his arms.
"Give me back my medicine......" the girl held out her little hand to the man.
"Hehe...... "Hee Hee" Nie Canglong grinned, "Let me keep this for you, when someone bullies me." I'll save you from it......" didn't mean to dig out at all.
"That's an aphrodisiac, are you sure you want to give it to Sister Bai??" The girl pursed her lips and said.
"Aphrodisiac??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "How can you prepare this medicine??" It's unbelievable......"
"What's so unbelievable??" The girl gave the man a blank look. "I didn't say that the aphrodisiacs I prepared were for people......"
"What's that for??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but be surprised.
"...... for the birds," the girl rolled her eyes, "I'm going to give it to the geese, but it doesn't plan to follow us in the future, so let's let it lay a few more eggs, and when the eggs hatch, we'll have a flying mount......"
"What you said is not unreasonable, but isn't it a little inhumane??" Nie Canglong was a little embarrassed, the wisdom of this wild goose was not low, and he basically had his own thoughts, even if he didn't have his own thoughts. He also couldn't bear to hurt this creature.
"What's inhuman??" The girl didn't care.
"All of a sudden, where do you ask people to find their other half??" This is what Nie Canglong cares about, a female goose, it can't lay eggs by itself, even if it can lay eggs, it is unfertilized.
"Look at you, even if you can't find a wild goose for a while, you can find a goose, and the hybridization of geese and geese is not a new thing......" The girl feels that men's thinking is too rigid, don't you know that geese and geese are the same thing? ? β¦,
"It's not that I don't know they can cross geese. I just think of you matching the wild goose, and I think of "Yanqiu Ci", and I always feel ......" Nie Canglong was a little irritable in his heart.
The "......" girl immediately stopped talking, what "Yanqiu Ci" represents, this is not necessarily known to everyone. But she definitely knew.
In fact, in "The Condor Heroes", there is a fan of "Yanqiu Ci". The famous Ms. Li Mochou often puts the catchy sentence in "Yanqiu Ci" on her lips, and uses it as the opening remark of every appearance, of course, every time she exits, as long as she is not too embarrassed, it is always used as a closing statement.
"I just feel inhumane, I feel like we're like people......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said cautiously.
"Then don't use it for the wild goose, you can catch some other birds, let's cultivate it slowly......" The girl didn't have time to implement the jihua, so it was canceled, and the wild goose fairy probably never dreamed that one of its predecessors had been recorded by humans for a feat that finally preserved its innocence.
"I think the mandarin duck is good, I don't care about changing objects with this thing......" Nie Canglong gave the girl an idea.
"No, the mandarin duck's flying ability is too bad......" The girl shook her head without thinking about it.
"Is the mandarin duck's flying ability terrible??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "I heard that it's similar to a wild duck......"
"If the flying ability is worse than that of the geese, I usually don't think about ......," the girl said.
"Then ......" Nie Canglong's brows furrowed, "How about the Immortal Crane??" β
"I remember reporting on TV about a crane whose wings were damaged by electric wires, this crane lost its ability to fly, and its parents stayed by its side, guarding it unabated, but there was no way to go to the south to spend the winter, and finally it and its mother froze to death, only its father danced lonely in the sunset......" The girl's big eyes gushed out layers of mist.
"Okay, good, the cranes are directly eliminated, they are not qualified to be the mounts of our Aunt Qin's grandmother......" Nie Canglong was about to shed tears when he saw the girl. Immediately panicked. Knock the crane out of the game.
"It's like a bird, I think the golden eagle is good...... the girl thought about what birds have good flying ability, and involuntarily thought of the golden eagle.
"The golden eagle is too fierce, and it needs to be pedaled to take off, so it is not suitable for being a mount......" Nie Canglong is not very optimistic about the golden eagle, in fact, he is not very optimistic about eagle birds.
"That makes sense...... the girl took the man's opinion very seriously, and directly eliminated the eagle birds, "So, our mount." The first requirement is that the legs should be relatively long......"
"It can't be too long, it's not too long, it's not too ......short, and it can't be too thin," Nie Canglong added.
"Are the crane's legs thick??" The girl gave the man a blank look, and someone recommended the crane just now.
"This crane is used as a mount. It doesn't have much to do with me, it's mainly that immortals generally ride cranes......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"You want to say immortals??" The girl's eyes lit up, "I think it's good to get a unicorn......"
"Pull it down...... Nie Canglong was stunned at the time, "Where do you want me to find the Qilin??" β
"Look for it slowly, I'm not in a hurry, like a jade unicorn, an ink unicorn or something, I'm not pick......y," the girl said with a smile.
"You want to choose, the key is no, even if any demon beast can evolve into a unicorn. It's not an overnight thing, your Xiaoqing's qualifications are so high, and you only became a dragon by stealing other people's treasures, don't forget, you're still pulling the famine......" Nie Canglong smiled bitterly. β¦,
"There are hundreds of millions in our family passbook, do I need to pull the famine??" The girl's little face was a little red, Xiaoqing's behavior of taking advantage of it, although she got her true biography and made her quite satisfied, but it was also a thief's behavior. You say you're stealing, don't let anyone catch you?? Let people be caught, isn't that for your master and me to cause trouble??
"Yes, yes, it's not a famine...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but be happy, "Even if it's a famine??" Now. The one who owes the debt is the uncle......"
"Incisive ......" the girl immediately raised her thumbs up at the man with a smile.
"When we have a chance in the future, we will go to Zhengjia Village. Ask them for good things, if they don't give them, we will have a famine...... There won't be a famine......" Nie Canglong said with a wicked smile.
"Come with me...... girl's smirk.
"Let's call this a ......," Nie Canglong sneered.
"Phew, who has a relationship with you??" The girl snorted coquettishly, and glanced at the man delicately, "I don't care, you have to get me a unicorn, otherwise I will ignore you......"
"It depends on the situation...... Nie Canglong's bones are crispy, "As long as I can meet it, I will definitely catch it for you......"
"No, I remember you said that the worse the qualification of a demon beast, the easier it is to evolve......" The girl looked at the man with suspicion, "Xiaoqing's qualifications are hard to find, like some kind of demon beast evolves into a unicorn, it shouldn't be a difficult thing, right??" β
"Look at what you said, you are such a big pie, riding a garbage-level unicorn to swagger through the market, don't you feel very shameless??" Nie Canglong hurriedly explained.
"This is also ......" The girl thought about it, and couldn't help but nod, if it was an ordinary demon beast, let alone riding, even if it came out of her own mouth, it would be a very faceless thing.
"So, if it weren't for the special qualifications, we wouldn't be able to consider it at all, otherwise, the wisdom of this life would be ruined......" Nie Canglong said solemnly.
"Hmm......" the girl nodded involuntarily, "I didn't say anything just now, and you didn't hear anything......"
"What do you mean?? Did you just speak? Nie Canglong's face showed a hint of confusion, "Have I already had my ears behind my ears at a young age?" Shouldn't it?? I heard what you said just now, is it intermittent?? β
"If you are sick, you have to be cured, and when we get to the big city, I will take you to see the ear ......" The girl was quite satisfied with the man's attitude, and when she spoke, she became much gentler.
"What are you talking about?? Why can't I hear anything?? Nie Canglong pretended to be addicted to the back of his ears, "I saw your mouth move ......"
"You can hear what I said just now......" The girl's little face darkened a little.
"Oh......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded. You don't have to look at your ears. Anyway, I can lip talk, as long as your mouth moves, I know what you say......"
"Huh??" The girl frowned, looked at the man in surprise, opened and closed her pink lips a few times, but raised her eyebrows at the man, the meaning is obvious, don't you know lip language? ? What did I just say?? You translate it.
"Xiaojun......" Nie Canglong was moved, a little tear welled up in his eyes, and he grabbed the girl's little hand. He kissed him lightly on his lips, "You know what??" I've been waiting for you to say this for almost four years......"
"Huh??" The girl was slightly stunned and looked at the man with a surprised face. The little mouth is wide open, what does this mean??
"Although I have already told you this sentence several times, since you just told me, then I still decided to say it again......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with an affectionate face, "Xiaojun, I love you......"...,
"You ......" the girl's little face darkened at that time, and she jerked her hand out of the man's palm, "What I just said, nasty ghost, not what you said about it...... or something" The little face is a little red, girl, she is always sensitive to those three words.
"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a half-truth, and then looked at the girl's big eyes with a clear look, "I know, you are shy, so you don't admit it, but the two of us are fiancΓ©e, and I passed your father's level again." We can already say I love you openly, no one will laugh at you......"
"You hate ......" the girl puffed out her cheeks and glared at the man.
"Yes, yes, I hate it, I hate it......" Nie Canglong nodded very helpfully. Will you be able to call me a nasty in the future? I like these three words, and these three words will be the code for the two of us in the future......"
"You're so bad......" the girl pouted. A pair of big eyes are round, with round cheeks, that little appearance is quite cute.
"No, I don't like this sentence...... Nie Canglong grabbed the girl's little hand again, "You call me a nasty ghost, just call me a nasty ghost, okay, okay......" When he said, he shook the girl's arm vigorously.
"You bad......" The girl shook her hand and pulled her little hand out of the man's palm, "Don't bother me here, go out and unload the trap ......"
"You call me a nasty ghost, I'll only go ......," Nie Canglong said a little scoundrel.
"I don't say it......" The girl's little face was flushed, if it was before, I would have said it, but just now you made it a code, if I say it again, won't it make you take a big advantage??
"If you don't say it, I ......won't go," Nie Canglong said.
"You beg ......" the girl subconsciously wanted to say it, but her reaction speed was too fast, and she forcibly blocked the back in her throat, "You don't hate ...... at all"
"Am I really not annoying?? You finally admit that you like me a lot?? Nie Canglong immediately said with a look of surprise.
"You're not a nuisance, but you're not very likable...... the girl said angrily, rolling her eyes.
"So??" Nie Canglong immediately looked at the girl with a disappointed expression, "Am I really not very likeable??" β
"Yes......" the girl nodded repeatedly, "You just don't like much......"
"Isn't that right?? Like Sister Yuan, Sister Feng, which one doesn't treat me as a treasure and chase me with my ass?? You say I'm not likeable, aren't they all human?? Nie Canglong questioned the girl.
"They're all crazy, they're not mentally normal, so they don't count as human beings......" the girl said, pouting.
"So??" Nie Canglong made a look of despair, "Could it be that I'm really so annoying?" β
"That's right, you're so annoying......" the girl nodded with a smile.
"Hehe...... Nie Canglong laughed, "The code is almost right, I'm quite satisfied, I'll go out and unload the trap ......" said and walked outside.
"Little green snake, you villain...... "Why don't girls know how to let men calculate?? Waving his small fist at the man's back, he shouted angrily.
"Men are not bad, women are not loved, I am more determined that what you said is sincere......" Nie Canglong said triumphantly, and went out without looking back.
"This big villain......" the girl muttered a little depressedly, and sat down on the bed, "I have never seen anyone worse than him......" The corners of her mouth were a brighter smile, it was obvious that the situation had always been under her control.
When Nie Canglong arrived outside, there was no one in the outside, jumped out of the car, subconsciously looked around, and couldn't help but be shocked by the scenery in front of him.
This is a foot of the mountain, the majestic peaks seem to stand on the top of the head, giving people a strong sense of oppression, occasionally you can see one or two more modern buildings on it, but these buildings are mostly dilapidated, and there are a lot of green plants wrapped on it, it looks black, quite a sense of historical vicissitudes and heaviness.
Not far from the convoy, Sister Bai had already lit a bonfire and was taking the little girl to play around the bonfire, but Wang Xueying and Gu Yunfeng were nowhere to be seen.
"Master......" When the little girl saw the master coming out of the car, she hurriedly cheered, raised her two little hands, and happily rushed towards the master.
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