Chapter 495: Doing Good Before Doing Evil
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"Isn't that my mom??" Nie Canglong muttered.
"Forget it......" The girl was a little angry, and glared at the man helplessly, "I am quite satisfied with this answer, after all, all good and filial piety come first, all evil and adultery are the first, and the mother and daughter-in-law are the difference between good and evil......"
"Look at you, why do you say it so ugly?? Is it a kinky relationship between the two of us?? There is a real relationship between the two of us...... "Nie Canglong is a little unhappy, can it be that the relationship between the two of us can only be described by this obscene word?? If this is really the word, eighty percent of you will have several babies.
"You don't save me if you really feel good, what's the point of saying this??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said.
"Look at your ......" Nie Canglong was a little distressed, in fact, every man who asked his daughter-in-law to ask this question had to be distressed for a while, "Why don't I save you first and let my mother flutter in the water, anyway, she can swim, backstroke, breaststroke, diving, she is quite proficient in ......"
"You just hate it......" the girl glanced at the man, "I found out that there is no worse person in this world than you......"
"What's wrong with me?? I saved you first, why are you still not satisfied?? Nie Canglong began to scream.
"Don't look at what you say now, if one day, I fall into the water at the same time as your mother, you promise not to hesitate to save your mother first......" The girl said a little angry, and couldn't help but glance at the man again.
"Hey, hey. You said it too. Filial piety comes first...... Nie Canglong smirked, "If we get married and form a new family in the future, we can be regarded as our own people......"
"Poof...... the girl laughed out loud, and her little fist slammed hard on the man's shoulder, "If your mother hears this, she won't be allowed to beat you......"
"You took advantage of me again......" Nie Canglong tightened his grip on the girl's waist, "You beat me just now......"
"Hee-hee......" the girl laughed, looking up at the man with her little face, "What I just said is from my heart. You can save your mother first, which means that you still have no problem with your character......"
"This ......" Nie Canglong smiled, "Are you telling the truth?" ”
"In your eyes, I'm so messy??" The girl rolled her eyes. Said.
"Your evil and lewd person is the leader, the lethality is too great, I am sad......" Nie Canglong said with palpitations.
"Phew......" the girl blushed and snorted, "In the past, people got married, that is, the order of their parents, the words of the matchmaker, many couples have never met before they get married, according to our modern concept, do you think their marriage has anything to do with prostitution?" ”
"This is really ......," Nie Canglong couldn't help but be surprised. According to the concept of most modern people, the occurrence of sexual intercourse is the need for aiqing as a foreshadowing, without aiqing's intercourse, that is, pure sex, is to occupy a dominant position, although no one will blame anything for this, but this situation is rarely blatantly advocated, but this situation is placed in an arranged marriage, it is too normal, a young couple who have never met. Isn't having a relationship pure sex?? At this time, I said again, all evil lewdness is the head, this kind of behavior of having a relationship without feelings, is it considered in prostitution? ? Emotionally. This is indeed lewdness, but in terms of the law. The relationship between husband and wife is allowed by law and is justified, and all evil and fornication are the first, which is precisely from the moral aspect. There is another saying that there are three unfilial pieties, and if you want to have offspring, you must be lewd, then you have to do evil things, so if you want to do good things, you must first do evil things?? …,
Countless thoughts turned in Nie Canglong's heart, and he was dizzy by himself.
"Poof...... the girl looked at the man frowning for a while and glaring for a while, looking quite funny, and couldn't help laughing.
"Isn't it funny??" Nie Canglong woke up the girl's laughter, looked at the girl a little blankly, and said.
"Of course it's funny......" The girl pinched the man's nose, "The moral standards in ancient times are completely different from the current moral standards. If you live together without a wedding, that's fornication, and if you are caught, you will be immersed in the pig cage......"
"It's okay...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, the reform and opening up, otherwise, our country wouldn't have reservoirs everywhere??" ”
"Puff......" The girl couldn't help but punch the man's shoulder, "Why are you so bad??" You think you'll be spared?? You can be regarded as eloping with me, and it is also the life of the pig cage to be caught......"
"It's okay, with you with me, I'm happy to ...... wherever I go" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"I can't accompany you, have you forgotten?? My mother is of the Miao ethnic group, but she doesn't have as many rules as our Han people......" the girl said with a grin.
"Huh??" Nie Canglong wilted at that time, "So, I'm the life of dipping myself in the pig cage??" ”
"It's okay, I'll eat popcorn and watch you sink into the river, and I'll get you ......up as long as you can hold it underwater for half an hour," the girl said with a grin.
"Half an hour?? If I can hold it for half an hour, I won't need you to fish......" Nie Canglong made a sullen look, "If I have such a great ability, who would dare to let me dip in the pig cage??" ”
"Holding your breath is two different things from your ability, holding your breath is mainly about your lung capacity, and your ability is manifested in force, and the two can't be confused......" the girl said seriously.
"The lung capacity is large, which means that the qi pulse is long, and the ability is great......" Nie Canglong said.
"Lung capacity is large. It only proves that you can hold your breath. It doesn't mean that you can fight, the lung capacity of pearl divers is quite large, I haven't heard of them crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, fighting invincible opponents all over the world......" the girl said.
"What does a pearl diver do??" Nie Canglong asked pretending to be confused.
"The pearl diver is a lesbian who dived underwater to collect pearls in ancient times. The girl gave the man a blank look, "You really don't understand??" ”
"Hehe......" Nie Canglong smiled and pecked lightly on the girl's lips, "Let's not talk about lung capacity, I thought I was going to let people dip in the pig cage......
"You're a pig cage ......," the girl said, giving the man a shy look.
"I just feel that there are so many lewd people in this world, it's incredible......" Nie Canglong shook his head with a sigh. You said that if there was a Taoist gentleman who traveled from ancient times and saw this kind of atmosphere in modern society, would he become a terrorist and purify this shijie?? ”
"It's possible......" the girl raised an eyebrow. nodded quite seriously, "If you see a traveler from ancient times in the future, you must control him, otherwise, the harm to society will be too great, you know??" The responsibility of saving Shijie falls on your shoulders......"
"Yes, I promise to complete the task......" Nie Canglong pretended to promise loudly, and in order to express his determination, even his eyes widened.
"You're a nasty...... "The girl gave the man a blank look." I've never seen such a bad person as you......"...,
"Hee-hee, didn't I cooperate with you??" Nie Canglong smirked.
"You're still cooperating with me??" The girl gave the man a big roll of the eyes, "Now that your mother is not here, don't you say that you will save me first??" When you're alone with your mother, why don't you just save your mother first?? ”
"I won't lie to you......" Nie Canglong replied quite simply.
"Count your acquaintances......" The girl is quite satisfied with the man's words, between husband and wife, only sincere trust, as for aiqing or something, it's just derived from this basis.
"Hehe...... Nie Canglong smiled evilly, "It seems that I am quite satisfied with you??" Do you want to give me a little material reward?? ”
"Material rewards??" The girl's big eyes rolled. "I happen to have a new medicine, reward you for giving me a try......"
"This ......" Nie Canglong's head was sweating at that time, "It's still a spiritual reward, I think it's better to have a spiritual reward......
"You have satisfied me, and I hope you can keep up the good work. Keep it ......" The girl suddenly turned into a teaching director, preaching and encouraging the man.
"Doesn't this look like a spiritual reward??" Nie Canglong frowned.
"How doesn't it look like?? I won an award when I was a kid. That's what the principal told me......" said the girl with an expression that you don't understand.
"Really??" Nie Canglong was a little entangled, "Isn't there a certificate or something?" ”
"Certificate??" The girl pretended to be stunned, "We don't have a place to get a certificate now??" ”
"I'm talking about a situation, a situation, do you understand??" Nie Canglong saw that the girl was pretending to be stupid, and he couldn't help but have black lines on his head.
"I don't understand...... the girl shook her head, her face dazed, "What the hell are you going to say??" ”
"Let's say, a fragrant kiss or something......" Nie Canglong stretched out his finger and nodded on the girl's lips.
"Oh, that's what you say??" The girl was stunned for a moment, and there was a trace of disdain on her little face, "Of course it's impossible, our principal is a man, if he dares to kiss me, my dad will be able to double regulate him......"
"You're going to me off, aren't you??" Nie Canglong was a little crazy, "You did it on purpose, you did it on purpose......"
"So what??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said proudly.
"How?? I have to kiss you today, I can't ......" Nie Canglong said, lowered his head and grabbed the girl's pink lips.
"Hmmmm......" The girl let the man hold her lips, and a pair of beautiful big eyes immediately stared in surprise, and her little hands danced wildly, pretending to resist the man.
"Hey, my mom, it's not suitable for children......" Sister Bai peeked into the carriage from outside the window, and immediately screamed strangely, pretending to cover her eyes.
"Bah, ......" the girl jerked the man away. He spit out several mouthfuls of saliva. With a red little face, he smashed his fist on the man's chest, "You hate you hate you hate ......"
"Yes, yes, I hate ......" Nie Canglong hurriedly responded, and his fierce eyes looked at Sister Bai outside the window, "But someone is even more annoying, you give me some laxatives, I have to make someone I hate disappear in front of my eyes......"
"No need for laxatives, I'll disappear immediately......" Sister Bai was suddenly startled and hurriedly slipped away.
"You scoundrel......" Qin Xiaojun rewarded the man with a fist. Zuihou was still a little puzzled, and kicked the man again, "You will bully me......"
"Where?? That was a spiritual reward just now......" Nie Canglong hugged the girl into his arms and said with a smile.
"Fart......" the girl glared at the man angrily. …,
"Hiss...... "Nie Canglong bared his teeth." How can a beautiful girl say such words?? It's going to make you lose points......"
"I just said, let me be a minus, so that you can let me go......," the girl said angrily.
"When I say lose points, that's a loss of points in the eyes of others, in my eyes, that's a plus, in my opinion, if you can say such words, it means that you are quite real. Unlike some women, they are bright on the surface, but they are actually donkey dung and eggs on the surface......" Nie Canglong hung his head slightly, looked at the girl's pretty face, and said with a smile.
"You ......," the girl immediately made a look of rage, "you mean, I'm a donkey dung egg with no surface??" ”
"......" Nie Canglong was speechless for a moment, can this still be understood? ? Really, a genius way of thinking.
"Say, don't you mean that??" The girl's little hand twisted fiercely around the man's waist. Asked fiercely.
"Actually, I have a more alternative hobby......" Nie Canglong's voice was low, and he felt quite magnetic.
"What??" The girl was stunned for a moment and asked subconsciously.
"It's like kissing the donkey dung and eggs...... Nie Canglong looked at the girl, and his eyes narrowed.
"Vomit ......" The girl immediately made a vomiting look.
"Excuse me. The gentle donkey dung egg in my arms, would you like me to kiss it?? Nie Canglong grinned. Looking into the girl's eyes, he asked a little wickedly.
"You badass...... the girl changed color, pretended to open her little mouth, and bit the man's shoulder.
"Whoa......" The girl's bite was not heavy, but Nie Canglong's screaming was quite exaggerated, of course, this sound was not like a scream, but like a wolf dog in heat.
"Oh my God, whose dog is this in heat??" Sister Bai suddenly appeared outside the window again, shouting in a strange voice.
"Xiaojun, it's no good, I can't help it, hurry up and give me laxatives......" Sister Bai's words made Nie Canglong suddenly embarrassed, his face turned a little red, turned his head to look at the light bulb outside the window, and couldn't help but say angrily.
"I hate it to death......" When the girl heard Sister Bai's words, she was also ashamed to bury her head in the man's arms, and her little fist slapped on the man's shoulder, and said coquettishly.
Of course, it is unknown whether this is aimed at Nie Canglong or Sister Bai.
"Look at you, it's really ......" Sister Bai laughed, "Am I not kidding you??" It's time to eat in a while, shouldn't you also get out of your incense cart?? ”
"What does it have to do with you that we can't get out??" Nie Canglong said angrily.
"Look at you......" Sister Bai's smile was a little stiff, "Isn't this a condom??" When people rest, don't animals have to rest?? ”
"We're in the car, hindering you from unloading??" Nie Canglong said with a raised eyebrow.
"Why are you like this??" Sister Bai saw that Nie Canglong was not polite at all, and immediately became angry, "Listen to what you mean, we women have to do the work of unloading the set??" You're still not a man, are you?? If you are a woman, you can say it, not only will we not let you work, but we will also worship you as a sister, and we will spoil you every day in the future......"
"You, you, you......" Nie Canglong trembled angrily, pointing at Sister Bai's nose, "You're really angry with me, you......"
"If you only have such a little temperament, I'm worried about your survivability......" Sister Bai said with a solemn face.
"No way...... Nie Canglong was so angry that his chest rose and fell violently, and a pair of big hands stroked up and down on the girl's back, "Baby, I beg you, give me some laxatives, I have to let her pull out of shape......
"I hate ......" the girl's little hand twisted around the man's waist, "What are you still doing in a daze??" Why don't you hurry up and unload the sleeve?? ”
"If I don't cure someone I hate, I'm panicked, and I don't have the energy to do anything......" Nie Canglong said with a look of grievance.
"The ...... of the little belly chicken intestines" Sister Bai pouted outside the window, "Aren't you boring??" Why do you still touch the backbone of other people's Xiaojun?? Hurry up and find a place where no one is squatting to ......"
"That's right, I think what Sister Bai said makes sense, why did you just say that you are boring, why are you so energetic when you bully me??" The girl raised her little face and said.
"I'm left with this little bit of spirit, if this little bit of spirit is gone, I'll be a walking corpse......" Nie Canglong said as he said, his hands didn't stop, and some of them began to expand their range and touch other girls' buttocks.
"If you dare to touch it, I'm really welcome......" The girl looked at the man with a smile, "I promise you won't regret it......"
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