Early the next morning, Niu Xuanzhu reappeared at the school gate of No. 3 Middle School, with a pair of red and swollen eyes and two inky black eye bags proving one thing.

This heartless guy actually had insomnia yesterday.

In fact, Niu Shuzhu is not insomnia at all, he has not slept at all.

All night he was thinking about a problem - how to make 500 yuan in one day.

The problem of the century wandered around in his mind for a whole night, he regretted not searching the three robbers of yesterday before the police arrived, and he also regretted how he unknowingly promised to send the money over today, and the thing that made him regret it was that he realized that he hadn't figured out a way all night in the morning, and he knew that it was better to sleep well.

No, it was Xiao Tao'er who promised Xiaoyu for herself, and she was also responsible for this matter, it was a big deal to have 250 per person, and she might be able to make up enough by smashing the pot and selling iron.

With the mentality of vowing to pull Xiaotao into the water, Niu Xuanzhu waited at the gate of No. 3 Middle School from five o'clock, and also thought of N plans to play scoundrels.

Anyone who has stayed up all night knows that after the night, the whole person seems to be on the verge of life and death, and the weight of the whole body is all moved up to the eyelids and head, not to mention leaning on the telephone pole at this time, even if you are walking, you can fall asleep.

Coincidentally, Niu Bolt was squatting against a telephone pole, and before he thought about the plan for a long time, he had unconsciously closed his eyes and left saliva.

"Ah~ah~Ahh

Fortunately, he sneezed and avoided the tragedy of the "contest" from repeating itself on himself.

If he hadn't woken up in time and adjusted his body to fall onto the road, his head would have been taken to the construction site by the big truck that was speeding away with his scalp just now.

Once found by the contractor, it will be mistaken for an accident on the construction site, and then bury the head deeply under the foundation at the first time, or directly pour cement into the load-bearing wall, where do you find it?

The biggest problem without a brain is that everything doesn't smell good when you eat, what's the point of living if you can't eat, and no matter how wide your heart is, you will commit suicide because you can't think about it.

Don't you believe me? So who of you has ever seen a man without a head who can survive with a strong will? Not even TM zombies.

Niu Xuanzhu didn't know that he had just escaped death, and he rubbed his eyes vigorously with his hands, only to find that the sky was already bright, and the scene in front of him was completely different from that at five o'clock, if it weren't for the fact that there was a bubble of urine left by himself under the telephone pole as evidence (this evidence was also due to the influence of the Roaring Heavenly Dog on his personality), Niu Xuanzhu would really think that he had sleepwalked somewhere else.

There have been countless small vendors at the entrance of the school, all kinds of breakfast are readily available, forming a prosperous scene of breakfast snack street, and the students' bicycles occupy half of the road, so that unfamiliar with the road strayed into the place of motor vehicles honking wildly.

Looking at the clock tower at the school gate, Niu Xuanzhu couldn't help but sigh: "It's only half past six, isn't it eight o'clock to go to school?" Today's students really love to learn. ”

Fart, do you think everyone only goes to junior high school like you, the rest time of high school students is calculated by the second, every inch of time is an inch of gold, it is talking about high school students, compared with their rest time, the value of a moment of Spring Festival is simply not worth mentioning. Linglu Road.

Is it such an exaggeration as you say? The Howling Sky Dog felt that the spirit deer was a bit exaggerated.

Damn, have you ever seen a physical education class being contested by more than three cultural class teachers, have you ever seen the teacher of the previous class occupy ten minutes after class until the teacher of the next class enters the classroom and is still reluctant to give up? What national holidays, weekends, all disappeared on a notice of voluntary make-up classes. Linglu Road.

So inhuman? Think that the Dregs Cave concentration camp did not restrict the freedom of the little radish head, and the current school is even more ruthless than the concentration camp? Niu Zhuzhu gasped.

What do you think! And the more key middle schools are, the more perverted they are, and their most clever thing is that they clearly restrict the freedom of students, and use university entrance exams every day to increase the psychological burden on students, but they say that all this is for the good of students, and the parents of students are also their accomplices. In fact, they are just for the brand of their key middle school, for the bonus and school choice fee, for the reputation of the school, where is it for the students, I don't believe it! Linglu's emotions were a little excited.

Linglu, what's wrong with you, as for being so indignant? Did your child jump off the building at school? The Howling Dog sarcastically.

Don't mention, my master Lao Shouxing, once in order to investigate the problem of high adolescent mortality, did not hesitate to risk his life, and became an ordinary key middle school junior high school student in the lower realm, about three months, the old birthday star ran back, crying that called a miserable, for a long time was in a trance, especially when I heard the words "teacher", "exam", "homework", "parent-teacher meeting", several times people were directly pumped over, almost died blindly, you say, the immortal birthday star, Almost forced the school to death, isn't this school terrible?

That's the birthday star's psychological quality is not good, he has been stupid and happy all his life, he has never encountered any setbacks, you don't believe it, let us Niu Zhuzhu try, it is estimated that it is the teacher who died. Howling Dog Road.

Do you praise me or scold me? Niu Zhuzhu smacked and asked.

Avenging 300 million teenagers, do you say I praise you or scold you?

It makes sense, I'm up to school! Niu Zhuzhu felt that he was already a revolutionary pioneer.

Come on, whether the rights and interests of young people can be protected or not depends on yours. Linglu said with tears in his eyes. (I know that the spirit deer has no eyes, this is a mood, I can't say "that part of the spirit deer's brain is moist", it's too disgusting.) ）

While criticizing the school system, Niu Xuanzhu never forgot to search for Xiao Tao'er's traces, but he watched the number of people at the school gate change from more to less, until the school bell rang eight o'clock, the school's iron door closed, and Xiao Tao'er did not appear.

Did I miss it? Or did Little Peach enter the school before half past six? No, Xiao Tao'er must not be a good student, she must be late for snooze.

Niu Zhuzhu did not give up on wandering around the school gate, by the way habitually rummaging through the garbage bins, but he didn't expect to get a lot of gains, and actually found more than a dozen drink bottles, went to the waste recycling point not far away, and sold them for two yuan.

Yes, counting the 3 pieces in your pocket, there are still 495 pieces left, if you have 250 yuan in addition to Xiao Tao'er, there is still ...... left.

Niu Bolt Zhu snapped his fingers and counted carefully.

"Ahh Xiao Tao suddenly shouted at Niu Bolt Zhu's ear.

"Oh Mom, are you a human or a ghost, why are you so ghostly?" The bullbolt's counterattack looked like an electric shock.

"I am neither a human nor a ghost, I am a god." Xiao Tao smiled happily, and she was very satisfied with Niu Zhuzhu's reflection.

"Is there a god who scares people so much? I don't think you're a god, you're a nerve! Niu Shuzhu scolded.

"Who told you to keep your head down and not see me, what do you think?"

"I think about how much worse it is besides you two hundred and five."

"You're only two hundred and five, you're two hundred and six, two hundred and seven!"

Not to mention, Xiaotao's way of scolding people really has the style of the fairy world, and it is the true biography of "you two, you three, you four..."

"No, I'm calculating how much is left to give Xiaoyu." Cow bolt column explained.

"Cut~ What does that have to do with me, I won't be with you two two hundred and five."

"It doesn't matter, yesterday you said that I was rich, and these five hundred definitely have you two hundred and five!"

"Oh yo, don't say that, who was it yesterday, the one who promised was called a happy one, especially Xiaoyu smiled, pulled your hand, okay, patted his chest and said to help people change houses and buy cars, you can afford to buy this house and car, what is five hundred yuan, what, you don't remember what you said yesterday, right?"

"Did I say that?" Niu Zhuzhu answered suspiciously.

Brother, you said that the house is at least four bedrooms and the car is 200,000 yuan. Old Cow Road.

"Huh? How I am not impressed. Niu Zhuzhu muttered quietly, forgetting that it is not necessary to communicate with the fairy pets.

Real donkey, the five of us were trying to stop you at that time, but the more you stopped you, the more crazy you became, and said that you would give Xiaoyu's father a chairman. The donkey said with contempt.

"Well, I want to be a little impressed when you say that."

"Hey, stupid, what are you muttering about?" Xiaoyu interrupted the communication between Niu Zhuzhu and the fairy pets.

"Little Tao'er, you say, if I can earn 2 yuan an hour, how long will it take to buy a four-bedroom apartment, buy a car for 200,000 yuan, and open a listed company?" Niu Xuanzhu asked solemnly.

He couldn't figure out this arithmetic problem in his lifetime, so he had to ask a master.

"Well, I'll do the math for you...... It is estimated that it will only be a matter of one day~" Xiao Tao'er said.

"Really?" Niu Zhuzhu said in surprise.

"Well, you earn twenty dollars first, and then you go to buy a lottery ticket, and as long as you win ten or eight jackpots, it's about the same." Xiao Tao teased the cow bolt pillar road.