Zero-nine, a body of onion sweat, a god fart, a robber

The three people in front of Xiao Tao are not comparable to Brother Biao and others at first glance, in their eyes, Xiao Tao can see a trace of blue light, which is unique to people who often see blood.

"Yo, I'm lucky today, there's a young chick for us to catch up, it doesn't matter if you don't have money, I haven't been comfortable for a long time, those foreign girls are old and ugly, those hands are thicker than mine, and they stink badly, I really don't know if I'm playing with her or she playing with me, I've long wanted to change my taste." A very thin but tall robber.

"Ma Pole, be careful, there are people behind that girl." The other robber with a large round head and a completely disproportionate body.

"That kid is running very fast, can't he be a peer." Ma Zhu'er looked at the figure who rushed over in the distance.

"Be careful, see how many people there are on the other side, and don't leave the guys." Standing in Zuihou was a man with long hair and a shawl, who looked like the head of the three, and who had a cigarette in his mouth as he spoke.

The hands of the three robbers touched their dick, staring at the man from far and near.

"Oh, my mother, little peach, you're too boring, look at me tired." Niu Xuanzhu didn't notice the three people on the other side at all, and after catching up, he held on to the back seat of the bicycle and sat on it with his buttocks.

"Let's go? Don't want to leave me this time. Niu Bolt Pillar patted the seat of the car and said to Xiao Taodao.

"Big brother, this kid and that girl know each other, and there is no one else." Big Head Road.

"Tut-tut, it turned out to be a pair of cheating little lovers, good interest, come, let's have fun together, ah, haha~" Ma Gonger daxiao said.

In their eyes, Niu Xuanzhu and Xiaotao are just two high school students who came out for a tryst, and they don't pose a threat at all.

"Xiaotao, are they your friends?" Niu Xuanzhu asked, "This big brother hasn't eaten for a few days, tsk, look at this thin one, I don't dare to talk to him loudly, for fear of blowing him away, haha~"

"Wow, there's a big-headed ghost, oh my god, is he an anime character? This body proportion is simply invincible. ”

"Boy, who are you talking about, believe it or not, I tore your mouth!" Ma Pole drew the dagger from behind his waist.

"Let me do it, I'm going to blow his head off!" The big head rushed over, and in his hand was a hammer, and he hated others to say that he had a big head.

"Hey, hey, it's okay to be joking, there's no need to be so serious, little peach, why are your friends so unfunny, you can't afford to joke, your heart is too small~" Niu Bolt jumped out of the back seat of the car.

Shut up, big brother, please, let's save some heart, okay? The Howling Dog said to the bull bolt.

The roaring dog said what Xiao Tao said, she was not afraid of robbers, she was afraid that the idiots of the cow bolt pillar would be contagious.

"They're not my friends, they're robbers." Xiao Tao said to the cow bolt pillar. I thought to myself, when will this guy be able to tell the difference.

"Grab ...... Robber? Niu Shuzhu pulled Xiao Tao behind him.

With a "bang", the bike fell down because it lost its support.

"Oops~" The car just hit the foot of the hemp pole.

"Run!" Niu Shuzhu pulled Xiao Tao to turn around and run.

"Chase!" The long-haired man had somehow rushed in front of the two men and chased after Niu Xuanzhu and Xiaotao.

His knife was already out of its sheath, and his knife actually had a scabbard, and the scabbard was on his waist, which was a habit that only people who often played with knives would have.

This man's nickname is "Long Hair", he is a real gangster in this area, although he has not been killed under his hands, but there are not a few people who lack arms and legs, and he is also the number one on the road.

Xiao Tao's hand was pulled by the cow bolt pillar, running one after the other, to be honest, the cow bolt pillar running posture is the same as a duck, it is really not good-looking, the more Xiao Tao looks at it, the more funny he feels, but his heart is warm.

"Stop, I can't run." Xiao Tao shouted, he has a spell, and it is not easy to deal with a few robbers.

"Huh? My aunt, why can't you run at this time? Despite great reluctance, the bullbolt stopped.

Xiao Tao wanted to go up and get rid of the robbers by himself, but he didn't expect Niu Zhuzhu to open his mouth first.

"After a while, I'll let them beat me, and you run slowly by yourself, remember, run into the alley and turn a few more corners and they won't be able to catch you."

"You're not afraid?" Xiao Tao was moved.

"I'm afraid...... Or you stay, I'll run. I don't have an opinion, I can repay you by being a cow and a horse in the next life. ”

"Dead man!" Xiao Tao twisted Niu Zhuzhu's arm with his jade hand.

By this time, the "long haired" had already rushed up with a dagger in his hand.

"Dude, let's play without weapons if you have the ability, you're too foolish like this." Niu Shuzhu negotiated with the other party like a child.

"Hmph, I've already struck, and the knife is out of the sheath, my knife can't be sheathed without human blood, otherwise my long hair's reputation on the road will be ruined." Long Hair said that he had already swung a knife.

Martial arts novels kill people, this guy definitely has read too much martial arts. Howling Dog Road.

Because Xiao Tao was still behind him, it was inconvenient to perform many of Niu Zhuzhu's magic skills, and after narrowly dodging the first knife, he was scared out of onion sweat!

"Ahem......" The long-haired man felt that his eyes were confused for a while, and he almost threw the knife away.

"Ahem......" Xiao Tao just wanted to use a spell, but he was desperately coughed by the strong onion smell, and he couldn't even pinch the spell.

In the distance, there are Ma Pole and Big Head are running in this direction, these two people are also smart, seeing that their eldest brother can't stop coughing, and waving the dagger indiscriminately, without any order, they immediately became vigilant, and they didn't dare to get too close.

"Ma Gong'er, did the eldest brother fall for the other party's hidden weapon?" The big head of martial arts novels is not less.

"I guess it is, look at the meaning that the secret weapon is poisonous, is it black eating black?" Guess with a hemp stick.

"Wow, do you smell it, it's so strong onion smell, nose, cough cough ......" The smell of onions permeated the location of the two people, making the big head can't help but cough.

"Hind legs, it may be poison gas." The hemp pole pulled the big head and retreated.

Cow, real cow, this onion's body actually saved your life at a critical time. Howling Dog Road.

Niu Xuanzhu himself was choked enough, fortunately he had a similar experience in the fairy world, there were still some antibodies in his body, squinting his eyes, he forcibly pulled up Xiao Tao on the ground, turned his head and ran into an alley.

After turning three or four corners in the alley, Niu Xuanzhu and Xiao Tao stopped, both of them were crying tears, although this biochemical weapon is lethal, but it is more fatal to attack indiscriminately.

Don't run, let out another stinky fart, and I'll finish knocking out that long-haired guy directly. The donkey joked.

Reasonable!

"Xiaotao, wait for me." Niu Xuanzhu let go of Xiao Tao's hand, turned around and ran back.

"Come back, you're sick~ I can't see the way, but I can't help you~" Xiaotao shouted desperately while rubbing his eyes.

Big brother, I'm joking, can't I change it next time? The donkey hates himself for being so talkative.

Niu Xuanzhu's idea has been decided, not because of his personal heroism, but because he just has a fart to release, and he is really embarrassed to fart in front of Xiaotao, that's all.

Listening to the voice, Changfa knew that the target had run away, his vote today was in vain, and he couldn't care about it now, he felt like his eyes were burning with two fires, and he couldn't open them.

"Hemp pole! Big! Don't get me any water yet. Long hair shouted loudly.

The two robbers, who were hiding far away, heard the shouts of Long Hair and cautiously leaned in.

"Boss, are you alright? What kind of poison gas did the other side use? Ma Zhu'er asked cautiously.

"What poisonous gas, it's an onion, can't you smell it? Water, I want water, it's spicy to my eyes~" Long hair said eagerly.

"Big brother, where can I find water for you now, but don't worry, I have also been spicy by onions, just cry and cry." Big head comforts long hair.

"MD, I actually let two people run away, and today is a planting." Long hair said.

"No, big brother, we got a bicycle, I saw it, the car is very new, it's still a BMW brand, a Shijie brand, it is estimated that it can be sold for a lot of money." Big Head Road.

"You've seen BMW come out with its own car, so isn't Hummer going to be an electric car? Lamborghini also changed to do three rounds, you will believe it if you put a trademark, you are stupid. "Long hair takes big hair to vent the depression in my heart.

"That is, if you stick a green food stick, you won't use pesticides? Is it called a chai egg is laid by a chai chicken? You can believe it, Bai has such a big head. Ma Zhu'er also complained.

After this time, the long-haired eyes finally felt a little better, although they were still hot and painful, but they could be opened a little bit, and just when he opened his eyes a slit, he saw a figure running over.

Rubbing his eyes, he looked again, and found that a round ass was already aimed at him.

"Toot toot too~" There was a sound of a locomotive starting.

"Bang Bang Bang~" The sound of three bodies falling to the ground.

Sure enough, the donkey was right, and even the gods had to damage the fart of the Taoist for hundreds of years when they heard it, and it was really fatal with one blow, so that the three robbers lost consciousness on the spot.

Smell the fragrance and know the woman, smell the fart and stink to death. Compared with the fart of the bull bolt pillar, the research results of 731 can only be regarded as a fart, not even a fart!

Looking at the three robbers on the ground, Niu Zhuzhu pinched his nose with one hand, and raised his middle finger with the other: Fight with Lao Tzu and find death!

The smell of onions has not yet dissipated, and the unparalleled fart has been added, and the air index of the scene is completely unsuitable for the survival of living creatures, and Niu Bolt hurriedly left and ran in the direction of the bicycle.

When Niu Xuanzhu pushed the cart back to the scene of his battle against the robbers, he found that Xiao Tao was looking at the three people on the ground in a daze through the fog produced by the stinky farts on the other side.

"You did it?" Xiaoyu asked in surprise.

"Don't worship brother." The bull bolt is terrible.

"What's going on with this fog?"

"Be careful, that's my unique skill, ordinary people will die if they encounter it, and they will die if they get wet." Niu Zhuzhu won't say that it's his fart, he still knows it's embarrassing.

At this moment, the faint sound of a police car came.

"It's so late, and there are police cars patrolling? When did they become so dedicated? Niu Shuzhu said strangely.

"Get in the car, go!" Xiao Tao greeted Niu Zhuzhu and left the scene of the crime when the police car arrived.

In a police car.

"It's really annoying, the police just now was actually sent to us, saying that someone robbed the people's daughter, and this broken place is hard to find." A police officer complained.

It turned out that it was not the night patrol of the police, but the old man's call just now, and the police car had just arrived.

If this sentence is heard by Niu Xuanzhu, he will probably leave such a passage in his life: When I was a child, I watched TV, and I had the impression that the police always waited for the good guys to win before arriving in large numbers, and I thought the plot was called a fake at the time, and now I know that these screenwriters are really deep in life and seek truth from facts in this regard.