Chapter 594: Anorexia
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"The surname is Yuan, Lao Tzu fought with you......" Zhao Chuanxi's eyes were red at that time, and he stood up suddenly, and his fist hit Yuan Siyu's eyes.
"Hey......" Yuan Siyu raised his eyebrows, and with a wave of his little hand, he opened Zhao Chuanxi's fist, "Zhao Chuanxi, have you thought about the consequences of your shot?" Be careful, I'll beat you up, you can't take care of yourself, yo ......"
"What's wrong with not being able to take care of yourself?? I have a daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law won't serve me?? Zhao Chuanxi's fist was swept away, and he immediately flew up and kicked towards Yuan Siyu's knee.
"Okay......" Yuan Siyu's eyes widened, "Then let your daughter-in-law serve you......" said as he raised his foot and kicked towards the center of the flying foot.
Zhao Chuanxi's speed, compared with Yuan Siyu, is not a little worse, before his feet arrived, Yuan Siyu had already kicked the center of his foot.
"Oops......" Zhao Chuanxi screamed, the whole person fell backwards, and sat on the stool with a thud, almost didn't crush the stool, leaned back, and hit the table, fortunately, the people sitting on this table are not ordinary people, otherwise, this table of dishes will be ruined.
"Husband, how are you??" Bai Suyun saw that her husband had suffered a big loss, so she supported him with concern, and tears fell down her eyes.
"I'm fine...... Zhao Chuanxi's muscles twitched, "It's just that my feet are numb......"
"You know how powerful this great immortal is, right??" Yuan Siyu smiled proudly, "I warn you, when I bully your daughter-in-law, you'd better not keep quiet, otherwise, this great immortal will even bully you ......."
"You ......" Zhao Chuanxi's face suddenly became hideous, and endless humiliation instantly filled his heart.
"Immortal Yuan is quite majestic, huh?" Nie Canglong glanced at Yuan Siyu and said coldly.
"What's wrong with the majesty?? I didn't bully your daughter-in-law. When I bully your daughter-in-law, you will talk to me again......" Yuan Siyu smiled proudly and said.
"Ahem...... Qin Xiaojun coughed, "You just bullied Chuanxi's daughter-in-law, this Chuanxi's daughter-in-law is naturally covered by Chuanxi, but you bully Chuanxi, don't you know who is covering Chuanxi??" ”
"Uh......" Yuan Siyu was stunned, "I didn't bully Chuanxi, those two tricks just now." It was he who hit me first, and I was forced to fight back......"
"Chuanxi hit you, why don't you just let him hit you twice?? How can you fight back?? The girl rolled her eyes and said.
"Hey......" Yuan Siyu pinched her waist and glared at the girl angrily, "I'm a big immortal, let him beat a little mortal, where do I put my face??" ”
"You beat the little green snake's younger brother, aren't you afraid that the little green snake will beat you??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu. Said.
"Is this this??" Yuan Siyu squirmed at that time, "Didn't he beat me, didn't he spank me last night?" It made me cry......"
"Oh......" Sister Bai coaxed at that time, "I see......"
"Hmph...... "Gu Yunfeng laughed evilly." I said, how dare some people beat Canglong's younger brother, it turns out that this is revenge, this time it can be regarded as a tie......"
"It turns out that my brother still has such a heroic deed??" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but sigh, "My kick." I didn't suffer wrong......"
"Some people, she's really not ashamed, can she say such a thing?? Especially in front of a few old men...... "Wang Xueying began to pout. The small words are also quite piercing.
"Today's weather, it's really cloudless, and I suddenly became poetic...... "How dare Zheng Dongfang follow and make peace??" I couldn't help but look up at the sky and make a heroic appearance.
"Ahem......" Zhang Wenge coughed twice, and then pointed to a white cloud floating in the sky, "Is this called cloudless?" Ah, clouds, you will become a horse, a donkey, and an old hen again......"
"Daddy......" Zhang Xiaohuaer stabbed her father's waist and eyes with an embarrassed face, "What are you talking nonsense......
"What nonsense did Daddy say??" Zhang Wenge glared at his daughter, "Dad, this is memorizing texts......"
"Daddy......" Zhang Xiaohua'er was so ashamed that her little face turned red, "The people here, except for Yaya, are all more educated than you, so don't ...... Don't show off......"
"Oh oh oh ......" Zhang Wenge nodded busily, "I forgot, among us, I have the lowest education, and I haven't graduated from primary school......"
"I haven't been to elementary school yet, and my mother said that I would go to kindergarten this year," ...... little girl said quickly.
"What kindergarten do you go to??" Sister Bai stroked her daughter's brain, "Mom found you two college teachers, you can go directly to college and graduate......
"It's cleared, and irrelevant people retreat......" Yuan Siyu looked at Wang Xueying with burning eyes, "I have to ......teach someone today."
"Hmph......" Qin Xiaojun snorted coldly and glanced at Yuan Siyu, "Who do you let retreat?" ”
"Hmm......" Yuan Siyu pursed her lips, then stretched out her finger and nodded on Wang Xueying's shoulder, "If you have the guts, let's go to the side and practice alone......"
"Practicing alone, practicing alone, who is afraid of whom??" Wang Xueying's eyes widened, and she stood up.
"Apprentice...... Qin Xiaojun also stood up, walked to Wang Xueying's side, and patted her on the shoulder, "If you can't beat it for a while, you must run, and you must not use the medicine I gave you, otherwise you will lose, you know??" ”
"Hmm......" Wang Xueying nodded excitedly, "Master, don't worry, I won't use the medicine you gave me, I won't ......."
"Hey, hey, hey......" Yuan Siyu was timid at that time, "Aren't you cheating??" Manly man, what's the deal with medication?? ”
"Who's a manly man??" Wang Xueying walked towards Yuan Siyu excitedly, looking her up and down, "Are you a manly husband?" ”
"This ......" Yuan Siyu laughed, and his figure involuntarily took a few steps back, "Of course not, Sister Ying, don't joke with your sister......"
"Oops......" Wang Xueying was happy at that time. I don't dare to give you this great immortal as a sister......"
"Whoever is in the hands of that medicine is my sister......" Yuan Siyu smiled flatteringly and said.
"Haha......" Qin Xiaojun laughed, looking at Yuan Siyu with a playful expression, "Aren't you going to clear the scene?" You're clear, you're clear to show me......"
"Joke......" Yuan Siyu smiled like a lucky cat, "What I said is a joke, with your great god in charge, how can I have the share of my little shrimp to show off his might?" ”
"Then let's go on with dinner...... "The girl stretched, and returned to her seat.
"Yes, yes, yes. Let's eat......" Yuan Siyu nodded, and then returned to his seat in a gloomy manner.
"Hmph, hum...... "Wang Xueying became the sister of the fairy just now, don't mention the arrogant energy, slowly sat back in her seat, looked at the paper bag in her hand, "Master, do you still want this medicine??" Or just give it to me, right?? ”
"Take it......" the girl said lightly.
"Okay...... Wang Xueying immediately smiled, and directly hid the paper bag in her arms.
"Don't be stupid...... Zhao Chuanxi stabbed his daughter-in-law's waist and eyes, "Discuss with my nephew and discuss going to ......"
"Alas......" Bai Suyun's big eyes narrowed. came to Wang Xueying's side, "Senior nephew, your aunt and you have known each other for a short time, and you don't seem to have given your aunt a meeting gift......
"Where are you running out of an aunt??" Wang Xueying raised her eyebrows. His eyes rolled to the sky, "Why don't I know??" Besides, I haven't heard of the elders taking the younger generations to meet the gifts, it's just a big joke in the world......"
"Ahem......" Bai Susu coughed. The owner's things, is that something that can be given away casually?? If you upset your master, you'll ......."
"Send it......" the girl rolled her eyes. It's just a little flour, and it's not a good thing......"
"What??" Yuan Siyu stood up and looked at the girl with a hideous face, "Flour??" ”
"Of course it's flour, or what do you think it is??" The girl pouted and said.
"Qin Xiaojun, you are playing ...... me" Yuan Siyu slapped the table, shaking the dishes for a while, and a pair of beautiful eyes glared at the girl, as if they were about to spew fire from inside.
"What's wrong with you??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "It was flour just now, it's fake, do you want me to get you something real??" It's not a smile or anything like that, it's anorexia, so that when you see food in the future, it's like seeing stool, remember, oh, this is permanent, as long as you live, it will always be effective......"
"You, you, you, ......" Yuan Siyu was still angry just now, but when she heard the girl say this, the anger was extinguished at that time, and she sat down with a plop, "I'm talking about playing, who are we going to do with whom??" Just kidding, I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all......" he said, holding chopsticks and eating the dishes on the table, as if nothing had happened just now.
"Hmph......" the girl couldn't help but snort coldly, "Count you as acquaintances......" she said, and began to eat the dishes on the table.
"What's that......" Wang Xueying stuffed the bag of flour into Bai Suyun's hand, "You said you were my aunt, right??" That...... This is a gift from me, and I am not allowed to say that I have not given you a gift in the future......"
"How does this work??" Bai Suyun smiled all over his face, and rejected the flour again, "I didn't understand the rules just now, auntie, how can there be elders who care about the younger generations to meet the gift??" Isn't this a big joke in the world?? When Auntie Bo has assets in the future, she will definitely make up a gift for you......"
"This ......" Wang Xueying pushed the flour bun to Bai Suyun again, "When I gave it away, I didn't take it back, didn't my aunt embarrass me?" Just now my wife said, send it, listen, just these two words, how firm is the information contained?? My wife said to send it, if you don't accept it, won't it be a slap in the face of my wife?? My wife shouldn't be happy......"
"This ......" Bai Suyun listened to Wang Xueying's words, and was beating the drum in her heart at that time, and peeked at the great sister-in-law, "If you say so, then I will accept this bag of flour ......" said that, he took the flour bag into his arms.
"Don't use ......it lightly," the girl glanced at Bai Suyun. Especially don't let them get on your skin, or you're done, you know? ”
"Huh??" When Bai Suyun heard her sister-in-law say this, her eyes lit up at that time, "What does sister-in-law mean......"
"The medicinal powder in there, which is the anorexia powder I just mentioned, gets into people's skin, it will drill into the pores, and then stimulate the brain through the nerves, and then I will think about eating later. Of course, the products I produce are all ineffective for ordinary people, and you say that it is not interesting to clean up one or two ordinary people, right? ? The girl couldn't help but pout, and said.
"Master's ......" Wang Xueying looked at her with resentment at that time, such a haode baby, how can you fool people with flour? ?
"Master, what??" The girl glanced at Wang Xueying, "I'm just looking." You cherished what I gave you, and I was very disappointed in the end......"
"Silly, huh??" Nie Canglong glanced at the unlucky apprentice, "Just your master's physique." How many pounds of stuff can she take in total?? I can't get the medicine yet, you ask her to get a bag of flour?? What do you think of you?? ”
"People know it's wrong, Master, don't talk about it......" Wang Xueying's regretful intestines were blue. Tears are falling down.
"Xiaojun, you are really too much, Xue Ying is your own person. How can you bully her like that? Yuan Siyu began to break out in a cold sweat on her head, fortunately she softened with Wang Xueying just now, otherwise, she and Wang Xueying would have let anorexia disperse to the scourge, thinking that in the future, if you can't eat anything delicious, it's really better to die.
"Master...... "Master's wife" Wang Xueying looked at her wife pitifully, "People know it's wrong, so you can forgive them this time......"
"I'm not angry with you, so how can I forgive or not??" The girl is holding the dishes and eating slowly, not to mention the comfort.
"Master, if you forgive others, you will give them another pack of anorexia sanbei...... " Wang Xueying blinked her eyes and said.
"Can't give it to ......" Yuan Siyu stood up at that time, "Xiaojun, you must not give, if you give it, you unlucky apprentice will not use it, and if you accidentally show it a little, let the wind blow, our table of people, but it will be miserable......"
"Such a vicious medicine, it's better for Xiaojun to keep it, at most, it's not so lethal to her, it's not so ......" Zheng Dongfang also helped on the side, he can't help it, if it's really like what Yuan Siyu said, this anorexia leaks out a little bit, now, if you don't eat, you won't eat, anyway, if you cultivate, you won't starve to death, but when you get to your father-in-law's house, what about after seeing your daughter-in-law and children? ? When the daughter-in-law saw herself, she was happy to treat herself to a large table of dishes, do you say that you eat or not? ? Don't eat it, the daughter-in-law is not happy, eat it, it's like eating stool, this can't be disgusting to death??
"Well......" Zhang Wenge nodded a little solemnly, "I also think Siyu has a point, if we really let us get this kind of medicine, we won't be able to eat in the future......"
"It's not more than that......" Sister Bai pouted, "We won't eat it, and we will definitely not do it, but pity my daughter is going to starve to death at a young age......"
"Mom, I don't want to starve to death......" The little girl heard her mother's words and burst into tears.
"This kind of anorexia is really cruel, Xiaojun, I don't approve of you researching this medicine......" Gu Yunfeng blinked his eyes and said.
"Sister Xiaojun, this medicine is really cruel......" Zhang Xiaohua'er's little face showed a hint of fear.
"Actually......" The corners of the girl's mouth twitched slightly, "I studied this medicine for puppies, and you also know that it is common sense for dogs to eat shit, so this medicine is used to appetize puppies......"
"Hmm......" Nie Canglong nodded, "Reasonable, very reasonable......"
"Hmm......" Bai Susu also nodded, "Reasonable, very reasonable......"
That demeanor and expression are exactly the same as Nie Canglong, just like the two of them have a tacit understanding.
"I think so......" Sister Bai glanced at Nie Canglong and Bai Susu, "Canglong and Su Su are more husband and wife than Xiaojun......
"Look at what you said...... Wang Xueying stopped doing it at that time, and pointed at Sister Bai angrily, "My aunt and Bai Susu look exactly the same, is it possible that my master and my aunt also have husband and wife?" ”
"Sister Bai, you've said this......" Nie Canglong also had fire in his heart, "This is not what you should say......"
"Yes, yes, I was wrong, right??" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said.
"Actually, Sister Bai is not wrong at all...... the girl smiled, "Husband and wife, it's not about looks, but about temperament, Su Su is a snake spirit who has just become a human being, and in terms of personality, it is a small tabula rasa, who has been in contact with someone for the longest time, and whose temperament will be the closest to it, in fact, I am still quite afraid that Su Su will become the same as Canglong2......"
"I'll just say it......" Sister Bai was happy at the time, "Su Su and Su Yun look exactly the same, why does Su Su and Canglong have husband and wife, but Su Yun has a husband and wife with Chuanxi, isn't this scientific, after listening to Xiaojun's words, this is scientific......"
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