Rulan looked at Niu Shuzhu with a happy expression, and her heart was already unhappy, and when she saw Xiaoyu's face close to Niu Shuzhu's thief, the flood of vinegar had already flooded to the point that it could not be controlled, Rulan was really like buying a whip in a CD.

Clamping the ox bolt pillar into his arm, a fairy wind, Rulan disappeared into the courtyard, looking for a place to carry out the family law, and the time still technique in the courtyard was immediately unraveled.

"Huh, what about others?" Xiaoyu found that the cow bolt pillar suddenly disappeared, and the expected ambiguity was also lost, and she was both relieved and slightly disappointed.

Xiaoyu's father looked around the yard and scratched his head.

"It's still there...... Go to the toilet, this kid's legs and feet are Lisuo, didn't you see him yesterday when he fought Brother Biao and the three of them, it's such a small yard, the kid didn't let people catch him for half a day, I thought he had practiced Ling Bo Weibu at that time. It's okay, I'm going to go out to buy food anyway, I'll go find the child, don't worry. ”

If Niu Xuanzhu is the amorous Duan Yu, then will he be Duan Yuyan's infatuated Wang Yuyan. Xiaoyu couldn't help but laugh again when she thought of Niu Zhuzhu jumping up and down in the yard yesterday.

"Xiaotao, do you think Niu Xuanzhu is particularly interesting?"

"It's fine. However, if Duan Yu is his virtue, I know that Wang Yuyan was reluctant at the beginning. ”

Xiao Tao casually perfunctory Xiaoyu, but her eyes have been searching around the yard, she feels that the sudden disappearance of Niu Shuzhu does not seem normal, although she subconsciously looked away when Xiaoyu put her face in front of Niu Shuzhu, but it is impossible to lose the kung fu man in the blink of an eye.

Could it be that Niu Shuzhu is also an immortal cultivator? Still is...... The immortal world sent down to catch their own heavenly soldiers and generals? Xiao Tao's heart tightened.

In mid-air, Rulan didn't take the bull bolt pillar far. As soon as the time standstill technique failed, Niu Zhuzhu spit on Rulan's auspicious clouds, and almost vomited Rulan's body.

"Stinky man, don't you have a day to eat? Do you have to eat every meal to your throat? Rub it for me! If you can't wipe it clean, I'll kill you! Rulan threw the bullbolt pillar onto her own clouds.

This auspicious cloud is the treasure of Rulan, generally 30,000 kilometers to the Xiangyun 4S store for a comprehensive maintenance, with a clean once, after each cleaning to sprinkle perfume.

Such a true love car was vomited, how could Rulan not feel distressed, she was even so distressed that she put aside the matter of Niu Bolt Zhu for the time being.

"Rulan, is it you, I want to kill you~" Niu Xuanzhu didn't notice Rulan's anger at all, and threw himself into Rulan's arms with his eyes hooked, and he didn't know if he wanted Rulan or Yupu and Yutuan.

I never thought that Niu Shuzhu was too full and had just vomited, and this activity, the food in the esophagus also refused to line up and went to the stomach, and directly xiangshang, gushing out of his mouth.

"Spit out!"

Rulan saw Niu Zhuzhu vomit, she knew that it was not good, and hurriedly turned around, and pushed Niu Shuzhu to the edge of Xiangyun with both hands while dodging, and almost let Niu Shuzhu directly play the highest jumping machine on Shijie.

And Niu Xuanzhu also spit out a mouthful of food at this time, and the meal crossed the edge of the auspicious clouds and swayed down.

Lower bound.

An otaku in his thirties is anxiously waiting for his netizen to appear, he and she have known each other online for two more days, and they have said a total of twenty sentences, which is the best time to come out and meet.

Two days, on the Internet can already be regarded as an old friend, if a woman is willing to pay attention to you for two consecutive days, it proves that the possibility of coming out to meet is close to the peak, that is, if you know a woman who is unwilling to come out to meet for two days, it is estimated that you will not come out after two years of acquaintance.

After chatting for twenty sentences, they also have a general understanding of each other, but it is not too deep, age constellation, interests and hobbies, these necessary information before meeting are basically mastered.

Therefore, meeting at this time is the most haode choice, which can avoid everyone wasting feelings and time in fantasy, and is also in response to the country's advocacy of improving efficiency and avoiding waste of resources.

This is a summary of the experience of otaku in meeting netizens in the past ten years, starting from the third year of junior high school, because of a "First Close Contact", he began to have a dream-like fantasy about online dating, and let him set an aiqing motto for himself - you must look for your own "light dancing and flying", parentheses, you must be healthy.

It is with this belief and with a spirit of perseverance that the otaku has been in the shijie of online dating for ten years, and the girls he has seen in those years make him feel like he is in "Jurassic Park" for a ten-year "Jurman".

The process can only be described as miserable and miserable, and it is simply sad for those who hear it, and cry for those who see it.

Now he is accustomed to seeing Fengyue (madman and Xiao Yueyue), and he is not surprised by the changes, in his netizen meeting file, the netizens he met were summarized, from the beginning of Dragon Ball (seven dinosaurs and one pig), and gradually developed into nine dragons and one phoenix (nine dinosaurs and one phoenix sister), and later added the thirteen Taibao (thirteen girls who want to vomit when they see it) and eighteen Arhats (can you imagine that kind of figure, right?). ）。

Since he was 26 years old, he felt that his psychological quality had surpassed that of human beings and was as strong as steel, so he increased the speed of meeting netizens.

But when he added Liangshan One Hundred and Eight Heroes to his file that year, he knew how deep the water of online dating was, and he didn't want to break his own record again and again, let alone add three hundred Spartan warriors to the record, so he resolutely entered the game's shijie, which lasted for 4 years.

What woke him up was his old mother's half-white hair and that sigh.

Today is his 31st birthday, and he is ready and has decided to work this day for his mother to reappear and start a family.

And the netizen I want to meet today is his first battle after his comeback!

The years took away his old mother's black hair, and also left vicissitudes on his face, and his 4-year otaku career made him feel like a world away.

He deliberately came an hour earlier than the agreed time, and his previous experience told him that this was a battle, and it was necessary to go to the scene in advance to observe the environment and familiarize himself with the terrain, especially when the meeting place was decided by the woman.

Looking at the time on the phone, the otaku took a deep breath and slowly spit out his breath, this is his habitual action every time he gets off the dungeon, before the big battle, he needs to be calm, calm in order for him to face unexpected situations and super boss crits at any time, and the same goes for netizens.

Two minutes have passed since the agreed time, and there are only two possibilities for this girl not to appear until now, the first is that the other party is simply playing with herself, and she has no intention of coming out to meet, and the second is that the girl is secretly observing herself, testing her patience, and by the way, she will increase her value by being late.

The otaku smiled slightly, he already knew these methods, anyway, his mental preparations were ready, and the escape routes around him were also imprinted in his mind, so it was okay to wait a little longer.

Now he is very relaxed, so relaxed that he can look up slightly and enjoy the beautiful sunset.

At this time, a pile of rice mixed with vegetable leaves and fish bones suddenly fell from the sky and fell on the otaku's head impartially.

"Holy, something." The otaku was startled, and thought that he had been hit by the magic attack of the boss, but he still didn't know much about reality and the game.

"Who threw this TM, I've heard of pies falling from the sky, but I've never seen chowder falling from the sky." The mentality of the otaku, who had adjusted to the best state, was suddenly unbalanced.

Midair.

"Who are you scolding, so haode meals are cheap for you~" Niu Shuzhu scolded back, he really felt sorry for those meals.

"Who are you scolding?" Rulan said angrily.

"Scolding that grandson in the nether realm, didn't you hear him scolding me? Eating steamed buns in white is still too black, this is hunger! Niu Zhuzhu pointed at the otaku in the nether realm and complained.

"What nonsense are you talking about, how can you hear the people below here, you are a clairhand, an ear to the wind, you are stupid to eat." Rulan scolded.

"I really heard it." Niu Zhuzhu said aggrievedly.

But when he looked further into the Nether, he found that he could only see tall buildings, and the people on the ground could not see or hear any sound at all.

Niu Xuanzhu also thought that he had misheard, and his attention immediately turned to Rulan.

"Rulan's wife, you finally came to see me~"

"Who is your wife, isn't it cool that you just hugged left and right? Who's that girl who is going to stick to your face? Look at it is only eighteen or nineteen, you old cow still want to eat tender grass? "Rulan has been nurtured by the CD, and now she is very mature in speaking.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I think about you every day, just now I was learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds." Niu Bolt hurriedly explained.

Lower bound.

The otaku is still cleaning up the hodgepodge on his head, in the process, he feels that his life is very unlucky, very sad, and more importantly, ashamed of his parents, the more he thinks about it, the more aggrieved he becomes, and then he simply squats on the ground, and constantly wipes the tears that come out of his eyes with his sleeves.

"I'm sorry, I'm late, you don't have to cry~" A white handkerchief stretched out in front of the otaku, the hand holding the handkerchief was very white, very tender, and the fingers were very long.