On the auspicious clouds covered with vomit, Niu Zhuzhu bowed and kowtowed, and the ancestral curse swore to Rulan to ensure that he had no evil thoughts about Xiaoyu.

Finally, Rulan was amused by the cow bolt pillar.

A woman who is already attracted to a man is always easy to coax.

Rulan just likes the way he desperately explains and finds reasons, and likes that he always looks fake and serious when he speaks, and what he says makes people know that it is a lie as soon as they hear it. She thinks that such a man who can't lie is really cute.

"Rulan's wife, you smiled. You look so good when you smile, do you believe me? ”

I'm so good, I don't blink an eye when I tell lies. The cow bolt pillar is self-absorbed.

"I don't believe in you, I believe you don't have that ability." Such as Landau.

"Huh? I don't have much ability? ”

Sometimes you forget what important abilities you have lost.

Rulan just wanted to say it clearly, but she covered her mouth all of a sudden.

Why are you so careless when you speak, but you're a super invincible innocent beautiful girl, and you don't understand anything, how can you say the frivolous words just now, and I'm different from the Seven Fairies.

"It's nothing, I'm sure you can't make such a cute girl like you."

"Fart, it's okay for me to guard yourself like a jade for you, you just saw it, how enthusiastic the girl is to me, that eye, chua, chua to me, and the girl's mother, made a big table of dishes, I can't wait to marry my daughter to me at that time, oh yes, there is the short-haired one, that girl is called Xiao Tao'er, don't look at her average-looking, oh mom, she is rich, rich second generation, it is estimated that she is richer than Guo Meimei, she is also tired of me every day, and the price for me is getting higher and higher, and the price is sky-high. Real wife, if it weren't for the fact that I only have you in my heart, thinking about you all the time, as well as Ah Pu and Ah Tuan, I would have been taken down by them a long time ago. ”

Niu Xuanzhu's words made Rulan giggle again, this unique non-marginal way of speaking is quite pleasing to girls, he thinks that his mouth is like a river, improvised, in Rulan's eyes has become a deliberate stupid, made of humor.

What is this called? Fools have foolish blessings, and the blind cat has touched the one who throws cat food.

Rulan smiled, Ah Pu and Ah Tuan also laughed, Niu Xuanzhu's eyes widened, and people also smiled.

Of course, Rulan found out the obscene appearance of Niu Shuzhu, if she wanted to put it before, if a man looked at her chest like this, she would definitely gouge out the other party's eyes, but now that she was looked at by Niu Shuzhu, she actually subconsciously straightened her chest.

"Okay, I won't be poor with you, I came this time for a mission." Rulan finally remembered the purpose of her visit this time.

"Huh? You're not going to be knocked out of bounds by that old thing of the Jade Emperor, are you? It must be because of me, in order to let me return to heaven, you must fight with the Jade Emperor every day, and your face is red, right? So he also knocked you out of the realm and made me a bitter mandarin duck, right? I'm so moved, heaven and earth, or you are the best for me, I am your man, and I will die with you when I die! Tell me quickly, what is the mission code name given to you by the Jade Emperor Lao'er? Is it called forever? Or do you want to never give up? Niu Xuanzhu said to himself.

"You're sick. For you to fight against the Jade Emperor? Is it worth it? Never give up, we've given up on you a long time ago. Rulan waved her hand.

"Then you must have missed me and came to see me."

"Look at you? I might as well go to the zoo and see the grass and mud horses. ”

"You don't have to talk so desperately, Rulan's wife."

"This time the Jade Emperor sent me, you won't forget that you still have a job, right?"

"Isn't it just looking for earrings, I remember, but there are no photos for this one, and there is no funding for the other, so how can I find them?"

"It's not looking for earrings, you won't forget that you are still a public virtue immortal monarch and incense messenger who has been suspended from work, right? Give, this is this batch of merit books and incense statistics tables, in fact, you can't understand it, just go through the form, there is no problem to sign, I will go back to my life. ”

Rulan said as she pulled out two ledger-like things from her chest and threw them into Niu Zhuzhu's hand.

"It smells so good." Niu Shuzhu put the ledger in front of his nose and sniffed.

At this time, the bullbolt took advantage of the roaring dog's talent for smell.

Just kidding, this is taken out from the position of Yupu and Yutuan, there must be body fragrance and milk fragrance on it, how can you be worthy of yourself if you don't smell it.

"You're a dead pervert, stinky rascal, you still smell, you still smell ......"

Seeing the obscene appearance of Niu Zhuzhu, Rulan's jade palm kept falling on his head.

Lower bound.

The otaku was amazed by the girl with long hair in front of him, how many times, it was such a girl with long hair who appeared in his fantasy, so that he could smoothly sprinkle the essence of his physical strength on the toilet paper.

In his imagination, the girl's face is always blurred, maybe at that time, the appearance is not his main concern, but he prefers to believe that he is waiting for the girl in his life, and then add the face.

Now, he knows that his YY object is finally complete.

When the otaku was stunned, the girl kept using wet wipes to help him clean the dirt on his head, and she couldn't stop laughing.

"You're unlucky enough, look around here, there's not even a residential building, how can someone splash your head with swill? Have you messed with anyone, or are your friends joking very hard, otherwise how could it be so accurate, this is obviously the one that was buckled on your head when a bicycle passed you. ”

The girl sighed and lowered the otaku's head to help him clean up the hair that was relatively back, and the otaku's gaze happened to be on the neckline of the deep V.

It's so white, you can see that it feels good, although it's only the size between B and C, but the shape is perfect, and more importantly, this is the legendary lace, in the movie, this style of underwear is generally transparent.

Feeling that there was liquid flowing in his nose, the otaku quickly covered his nostrils with his hands, and thanked God from the bottom of his heart, thanked his parents, thanked CCTV, and most importantly, thanked the person who deducted his head of swill.

In the sky, Niu Xuanzhu was flipping through the merit book and the incense statistics table, and Rulan really couldn't stand the smell of vomit on the clouds, and a fairy wind blew all the dirty things to the lower realm.

"Be careful!" The otaku suddenly had an ominous premonition and pushed the girl away.

The next moment, his head, which had just been cleaned up, was filled with vomit again, and this time, the coverage of the vomit was larger, not as concentrated as the first time, so his upper body was not spared.

Who is this TM?,Dude has played too much.,Even if I'm grateful to you for letting me see my beautiful breasts up close up the first time I crossed the barrier of the monitor.,But don't do it again.,This is a new dress that I just bought with 200 yuan from the sale number.。 The otaku said depressedly in his heart.

If it weren't for the Goddess of Dreams, he would have scolded him.

In fact, his hands were already tapping on the virtual keyboard, swearing trash in the unreal chat box.

"Ah, how can this be?" The girl saw that the otaku was drenched again, and at the same time, she was very grateful to the otaku for pushing herself away at a critical time.

"I told you, I'm always unlucky, and I wonder if I'm a star in my last life." Otaku outfits pathetic.

He did this undoubtedly the right choice in his life.

"The house I rented is nearby, come to my house, take off your clothes, and I'll wash it for you." The girl took the otaku's hand.

"This ......," the otaku whimpered.

"This or this, nothing embarrassing and inappropriate, it's all because of me that you are the way you are, and I have to be responsible for you." The girl couldn't help but say.

Goddess, Queen, I didn't mean that, I meant to say that this happiness came too suddenly, but I was ready for it. Brother's panties are also transparent and out of print with lace edges.,Wow haha.。 The otaku was beautiful in his heart, and once again thanked the second swill coming, and regarded the person who splashed the swill as his lucky star and savior.

The otaku and the girl are gone, thinking that his thirty-one year virgin body today is difficult to protect, Niu Xuanzhu and Rulan have inadvertently achieved a pair of happy little beauties.

Heavenly.

"Huh? Rulan's wife, there is suddenly an extra item in your merit book. Niu Zhuzhu pointed to the book of merit.

"Ah, show me." Rulan poked her head in surprise.

"Assist the old man to achieve a human aiqing." Niu Xuanzhu said, "Do you mean you and me?" Then let's hurry up and get to the cave room. ”

"you, I guess there's something wrong with the program, since this merit book is connected to the Internet, there will always be such and such problems, it must be that the immortals of the programming company have eaten kickbacks. But forget it, I didn't suffer anyway. Rulan said happily.

"Ah, I have one more too." Niu Xuanzhu has made a new discovery, "Help the tenth hard-working otaku meet his girlfriend and break the thousand-year-old curse." Wow, there's a five-A sign behind my one. ”

"What? Five A merits? How can it be! Rulan snatched the merit book with one hand.

The problem of this procedure is really getting more and more serious, what is the concept of five A merits, it is a top-level merit, it will be awarded a certificate by the Jade Emperor himself, and he will be given the title of advanced individual of merit. It has been hundreds of years since anyone in the immortal world completed a five-A level merit, how could good luck fall on the head of this idiot.