[503] Man-rat war

"Me and Xiaoqin...... It's just because she lost the bet that I accompanied her to the zoo to play! ”

This answer is not a lie, after all, this is a date on the condition that Xiaoqin plays volleyball.

"Huh? You're stupid! Xiong Yaoyue easily believed it, "What kind of bet are you making?" ”

"I'm betting on ...... Yesterday the math teacher didn't accept homework! ”

At the same time, I hinted at Xiaoqin with my eyes and asked her to follow my words.

Xiaoqin lowered her head a little dejectedly, and pulled the brim of her sunhat, "Anyway, classmate Ye Lin lost to me......"

"Then you miscalculated," Xiong Yaoyue said with a smile, "The math teacher found out that her husband was hiding private money, and she was so angry, she must not be so kind not to accept homework!" ”

Amy was very unhappy with the fact that I accompanied Xiaoqin to the zoo, and squinted at me as if I had hidden my private money.

In order to divert the topic, I hurriedly asked, "Are pandas good-looking?" ”

Amy was a little interested, "It's good-looking, but the zoo won't sell me pandas......"

Nonsense! Private ownership of pandas is illegal in China! And how can a national treasure be sold to foreigners! As President Clinton of the United States, the last time he exercised presidential privileges before leaving office was just to take his daughter to see the pandas before the zoo opened!

"Hmph, what's the big deal! Next time, I'll let my mom find a way to get me a panda! It doesn't matter if you buy it from the black market, such a round and fluffy thing should belong to me! ”

Xiaoqin interjected: "Actually, pandas are very dangerous, Sister Amy, you better not raise them......"

Amy glared at Qin, "Whose sister do you call?" ”

Xiaoqin smiled slyly, and then said solemnly: "In short, the panda is a bear after all, when my mother made a martial arts finger for "Panda Magnum", there was a scene where a real panda was used, and as a result, the panda attacked her mother twice, if it was replaced by someone who didn't know kung fu, he might die!" ”

Amy disagreed, "It's your mother who has an evil heart, that's why the panda attacked her!" I heard that the Yellow Emperor of the Celestial Dynasty was the first to raise pandas, called 'black and white bears', who could distinguish loyalty and traitors, and put them on the way to the court, and ate them when they saw traitors! ”

Where did you learn history? At that time, Emperor Yan and Yellow Emperor lived in a thatched house at all, and there was no Jinluan Treasure Hall to go to court! And whether the panda will eat the minister or not has nothing to do with whether the other party is loyal or treacherous, it only depends on whether the keeper feeds the panda or not! During the Yellow Emperor era, China was controlled by a breeder, which was worse than the later eunuch dictatorship and the dictatorship of foreign relatives!

"Miss, as I said just now, pandas are indeed not suitable for personal breeding." "Pandas use bamboo as their staple food because they are too stupid to catch their prey, but in fact, if they catch bamboo rats, they will be very happy to use them to improve their lives......"

"I don't care! I want pandas anyway! Amy lost her temper with Penthos and said, "Next time you go back to the United States, remember to ask your mother for a panda for me!" Otherwise, I won't work! ”

Peng Tou Snono said yes, and exchanged glances with me, I guess he wanted to be perfunctory, anyway, Amy was hot for three minutes, and he should have forgotten about the panda after a while.

"By the way, Xiaoqin, thank you for covering for me last night, so I can live with Miss Amy!"

Xiong Yaoyue thanked Xiaoqin, and heard that Xiong Yaoyue's parents just received a call from Xiaoqin, claiming that Xiong Yaoyue lived in their own home, so they believed it, didn't ask any further, and didn't even mention the request to let Xiong Yaoyue answer the phone - how big are the hearts of these two people! Carelessness can be inherited!

"No thanks, students should help each other!" Xiaoqin smiled brightly, with a harmless expression on her face.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew from behind, Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were wearing shorts, only Xiaoqin was wearing a skirt, which may be the reason for the lighter texture of the gauze skirt.

If it was just me, I guess Xiaoqin would think that this was a godsend, but in front of everyone, her shame was not so great, and she hurriedly covered it with her hands - although the danger of walking away was gone, the sunhat on her head was blown away by the gust of wind and floated high above the steps.

"My hat!!" Qin looked at me eagerly, as if she wanted me to help her chase her hat.

With your reaction speed, the moment the hat is blown away, you should split your hand and pull the hat back, right? You did it on purpose, right? I don't know which girl's manga I learned from the bridge and asked my boyfriend to chase hats to create memories?

What's even more infuriating is Peng Thos, who actually watched the hat fly over his shoulder, and didn't mean to stop it at all...... You don't even need to grab your hat or your wort feet! It's a no-brainer! Why are you still wincing at me! Do you know Xiaoqin's girlish heart like this!

Originally, I thought that it would be okay to let Xiaoqin's hat be blown away like this, and she would play such a little trick in front of me in the future, but Amy gloated and said, "You deserve it!" If you go against Miss Ben, even God will punish you, right? The manservant won't chase a broken hat for you! ”

Seeing that I really didn't have the posture to move my feet, Xiaoqin's own plan failed and was ridiculed by Amy, and she lowered her head aggrievedly, with a pitiful look in her eyes.

I can't help it, I hate to see those eyes! Anyway, running is also a kind of exercise, so let me chase your hat back by the way!

Unexpectedly, I was just about to start, but Xiong Yaoyue stuffed the parasol into my hand and said, "Help Miss Amy block the sun for me!" Then he tensed his feet and chased after Xiaoqin's hat like a rocket.

This...... Is it to show gratitude to Celery? Or is it pure old road hot sausage? Anyway, I stood there, holding the parasol at a loss, Peng Thos shook her head and sighed because Xiong Yaoyue had no eyesight, and Amy said to me dissatisfied: "The parasol is this way!" The sun got to my shoulder! ”

Since the umbrella bearer was replaced by me, Qin has squeezed into the shadows, and she and Amy have taken up about half of the position.

"You go away!" Amy ordered, "This is my parasol!" ”

"But Ye Lin's classmate is mine." Xiao Qin is right.

"Nonsense!" Amy corrected, "The valet is mine, whether it is past, present, or future!" ”

"Ye Lin does like you," Xiao Qin said with a meaningful smile on the corner of her mouth, "but his liking for you is different from his liking for me......

"Of course it's different!" Amy didn't understand what Xiaoqin meant, and interpreted it to herself, "The manmaid's affection for me is the servant's love for his master!" Just as angels are faithful to God and demons are faithful to Satan! ”

"If it's just loyalty, don't you already have Penthos?" Qin pointed out.

"That'...... That's different! Amy stammered suddenly, her snow-white little face was obviously not exposed to the sun, but it showed a different heat from the surrounding skin, "Penthos is so old, maybe he will hang up one day!" I need a servant who will stay with me longer! ”

Penthos is only around 40, okay! How sad it is to say this about him in front of others! Thankfully, Penthos doesn't care!

"Ye Lin won't be with you all the time!" Xiaoqin smiled secretly, "Not only that, but he won't even be your manservant in the future......"

"What did you say!?" Amy was completely enraged, she reached out and ordered Penthos, "Throw the violent girl into the cage and feed the pandas!" ”

Seeing that Penthos didn't move, Amy turned her face to me again and asked viciously, "Manservant, why don't you speak for me?" Do you admit that what the violent woman said is true? ”

I couldn't help but scratch my head.

To a large extent, Xiaoqin is right, since the brother-sister relationship between me and Amy will be exposed sooner or later, I will never claim to be a valet again, but at this time, it is still mainly to regulate the relationship between the two, and it is not appropriate to add new contradictions.

So I flashed my words and perfunctory, and at the same time asked them to pay attention to where Xiong Yaoyue, who was chasing the hat, went.

I don't know if I don't know the road, I was startled when I saw it, Xiaoqin's sunhat was blown by the wind and fell into the kangaroo exhibition area! Hanging from the branch of a crooked-necked tree! And Xiong Yaoyue was about to climb over the railing to snatch the hat back!

Don't go! Don't you see the warning sign that says "Animals are in heat, trespassing is dangerous"? Don't work so hard for Xiaoqin's hat!

I handed the parasol to Celery and ran towards the kangaroo exhibit with Penthos, but it was too late.

Xiong Yaoyue easily and happily crossed the railing, tiptoeing to take off the hat from the branch! There's a medium-sized kangaroo eating food under the tree! You're bound to be discovered!

Sure enough, the kangaroo found that there was an intruder behind him, and immediately stood up and put on a boxing posture against Xiong Yaoyue - the kangaroo is a very fierce boxer in nature! The thing about them is that they can use their tails as supports, and then they all get out on all fours! At the same weight, the strength of wild animals is seven times that of ordinary humans, even if this kangaroo is not an adult kangaroo, it is not something that Xiong Yaoyue can deal with!

The crowd of onlookers immediately rioted, and there was a ** shouting "Girl, come out quickly!" "Some people rushed to contact the zookeepers, but many children were overjoyed to imitate kangaroo boxing positions.

Xiong Yaoyue saw that this kangaroo was not big, and the kangaroos around him did not want to come over to fight in groups, so she was a little light, and stretched out her hand and said:

"Get out of the way, all I need is the hat behind you......"

Before he finished speaking, the kangaroo punched a left hook and knocked Xiong Yaoyue's surprised face to the side!

Of course Xiong Yaoyue is gone! When have you ever suffered such a loss! I forgot about the hat all of a sudden, and I got into a fight with the kangaroo in a rage! Girls vs. Kangaroos! It's a hundred times better than the scene where the fake Wu Song fights the fake tiger! Many people raised their mobile phones to take photos and videos, Xiong Yaoyue is definitely on the local news tonight!

"Come out, stop fighting!" A kind uncle shouted, "This classmate, you can't beat the kangaroo!" ”

A young man next to him said disdainfully: "How can you destroy the prestige of human beings, the ambition of a long kangaroo!" It's obviously the female students who have the upper hand! ”

Penthos and I tried to climb over the railing to help, but were stopped by the zookeeper who arrived.

"Don't go in, or the other kangaroos may be disturbed, they are very powerful!"

The administrator looked as if he had been beaten by a kangaroo himself, and he had a palpitating expression.