【504】 My sister's worries
Kangaroo is worthy of being the little boxing king of the animal world, only to see it uppercut, downpercut, left uppercut, right uppercut, so that Xiong Yaoyue parried, tired of coping.
I don't know if it was affected by the match between Tyson and Holyfield that year, Xiong Yaoyue's eyes were red, she was crazy, and she was about to bite the kangaroo's ear when she opened her mouth.
Although the kangaroo has the word "rat" in its name, it does not want to become "one ear", so of course it dodges it nimbly.
Xiong Yaoyue refused to give up, and in the case of a failure in the boxing, she pounced on the kangaroo with her fit, and suddenly grabbed the opponent's neck with both hands!
It's a skill that can only be used in fighting people! Kangaroos' necks are so long, they can't just choke people's breathing pipes! Even biology classes don't talk about the secret of fighting kangaroos!
Sure enough, the kangaroo did not weaken its attack at all because of Xiong Yaoyue's throat choking technique, and still greeted Xiong Yaoyue with a fierce fist! Relying on the tail as a support, he also used a trick to kangaroo shadowless feet!
Fortunately, Xiong Yaoyue reacted quickly and raised her knee to block the attack, but she also grinned in pain and jumped on one foot for a long time, which looked like a common scene in "Cat and Mouse".
The zookeeper, perhaps the kangaroo keeper, yelled at the railing, "Ah Fu! Don't attack tourists! Stop me! ”
The kangaroo named Ah Fu is obviously in the rebellious period, the breeder doesn't say it's okay, as soon as he says it's more energetic, not to mention the "kicking" in boxing, even the "Taizu Long Fist" when Qiao Feng fought Juxianzhuang has to be played.
I stretched out my hand to Xiong Yaoyue through the railing, trying to pull her out.
"Don't mess with kangaroos! If you win, you will abuse animals, and if you lose, you will be a beast! ”
"No way!" Xiong Yaoyue stubbornly shook her hair, "I'm going to take Xiaoqin's hat back!" ”
"How much is a hat worth?" I shouted, "You come out!" I'll buy another hat for Celery! ”
Xiong Yaoyue flashed a sliding punch from the kangaroo, still stubborn, "I hate to do things halfway, and I hate to admit defeat!" ”
"Oh, my little grandmother, come out quickly!"
The keeper who prevented me from climbing over the railing with Penthos climbed over the fence and climbed in to settle the argument between Xiong Yaoyue and the kangaroo.
"Ah Fu, look over here!"
The keeper pulls two peanuts out of his pocket, trying to attract the attention of the kangaroo.
Unexpectedly, this kangaroo was fed by the tourists, and at this time he was not interested in food, and his mind was full of only beating up tourists.
Xiong Yaoyue took a look at the environment of the kangaroo park, and suddenly had an idea, and began to run around the kangaroo park.
The sportsmanlike Kangaroo Ah Fu chased after Xiong Yaoyue, vowing to distinguish the winner from the loser.
The keeper was afraid that the kangaroo would hurt people, so he had to chase the kangaroo from behind, so Xiong Yaoyue was in front, followed by the kangaroo and the keeper, the yellow dust in the park was everywhere, so it was not lively, and the tourists couldn't cry or laugh.
As soon as Pentheus and I were about to act, the situation took a new turn.
Xiong Yaoyue, who tried to get rid of Ah Fu with all her strength, ran to the side of another male kangaroo at this time, this kangaroo was grazing leisurely, and I had no quarrel with the red world, and you and other humans were nothing more than the transcendent style of ants.
Xiong Yaoyue could figure it out, and while she ran quickly, she curled the index finger and middle finger of her right hand, and pointed it towards the back of the kangaroo's head!
You don't want to die! A little kangaroo can't be dealt with, so go and provoke a big kangaroo!
It turns out that Xiong Yaoyue is indeed the kind of person who is under more pressure, the more she will perform extraordinarily.
It doesn't matter if she's in a hurry, or if she hits by mistake, in short, after she played the kangaroo and her brain collapsed, the kangaroo turned her head angrily, Xiong Yaoyue had already run five or six steps away, but it was the kangaroo Ah Fu who was the closest.
"You're the opposite! Dare to hit your dad!? "The kangaroo is a dragon swinging its tail and pumping Ah Fu to lie down.
By the way, I must add that Chinese kangaroos can't speak, and the dialogue above is my dubbing, in fact, I can't be sure that the kangaroo is Ah Fu's father.
"Dagang, Ah Fu, don't fight! These two peanuts, whoever of you stops first, I'll give them to whomever I want! ”
The keeper's powerless dissuasion could not prevent the two kangaroos from holding their heads and cutting each other like the opening of "The World of Animals", but Xiong Yaoyue took this opportunity to take off Xiaoqin's sunhat from the crooked neck tree, and jumped out of the railing in three verticals and two verticals, moving as vigorously as a jaguar, which caused the applause and cheers of onlookers.
At this time, Qin and Amy talked to each other and walked to the kangaroo park with umbrellas.
Xiong Yaoyue, who had a kangaroo scratch on her face and her clothes stained in many places, returned her sunhat to Xiaoqin carelessly, and said proudly:
"The hat didn't fall off the ground, I'm amazing, right?"
Although Xiong Yaoyue has a very good self-healing function and a physique that does not leave scars at all, she can still smile heartlessly and show her tiger teeth when her face is scratched by a girl as a second life, and I have to admire her optimism from the bottom of my heart.
Xiao Qin was also a little surprised that Xiong Yaoyue was so desperate for her own hat, she blinked, bowed her head slightly to Xiong Yaoyue, and said after thinking about it: "Yes, you are really good, you can actually win against kangaroos......"
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue puffed out her biceps and made a bodybuilding move, "From now on, you can call me Sister Winnie, the 'Kangaroo Terminator'!" ”
Amy looked angry and shouted to Xiong Yaoyue, "Who asked you to pick up a hat for a violent woman?" You are my man, and you are not allowed to serve others privately! ”
Xiong Yaoyue was a little unreasonable, she scratched the hair on the back of her head that was upturned because of the battle with the kangaroo, "Miss Amy, I'm sorry!" I was reflexive......"
"How many times have you said it, don't call me Miss!" Amy stepped forward angrily, grabbed Xiong Yaoyue's hand, and dragged her in one direction.
With Amy's strength, Xiong Yaoyue couldn't be dragged at all, because Xiong Yaoyue was worried about dragging Amy down, so she consciously followed her.
"Penthos, come here too!" Amy commanded with anger.
"Because Peng Peng calls you Miss, I'm used to being called!" Xiong Yaoyue explained for herself, "Moreover, where are we going?" ”
"Do you still need to ask? Go to the hospital and go for a full physical check-up! ”
"Huh? Amy, are you sick? This time, Xiong Yaoyue finally didn't add "Miss" to the back.
"It's you who is sick!" Amy roared at her highest volume, "Do you know that kangaroos can spread rabies?" Leave the zoo with me, go to the biggest hospital, or have my medical team vaccinate you against rabies! ”
I thought that Amy would blame Xiong Yaoyue for helping Xiaoqin, but it seems that Amy is more concerned about Xiong Yaoyue's health, although the possibility of kangaroos in the zoo carrying rabies is very small, but my sister began to care about others, which is indeed a good start.
But I have to remind Amy of one very important thing.
"Hey, it's in the wrong direction! You have to go this way out of the zoo! ”
Amy blushed, took Xiong Yaoyue's hand, and turned in the direction of my finger.
"Don't have a valet, you have to talk too much! I'm just looking at the street signs! ”
Amy, who refuses to admit that she is a road idiot, is stubborn.
On the same day, Amy took Xiong Yaoyue back to the VIP building and used various high-tech instruments to conduct a comprehensive examination of Xiong Yaoyue, and of course she did not forget to get the rabies vaccine. Afterwards, Xiong Yaoyue told me that when she wore little clothes and went in and out of the instrument, she always had the illusion that she was about to get out of the pot.
Originally, Xiong Yaoyue planned to go home and stay that night, but Amy was very worried that Xiong Yaoyue would suddenly hang up with rabies, so she forced her to live with her, Xiong Yaoyue had to call and ask Xiaoqin to lie to her parents again, and this time Xiaoqin did it well.
As I said before, room 101 in the VIP building is a luxury residence with two suites, and Amy only uses one of the suites, and the other suite with the exact same format is for the guests, and Xiong Yaoyue sleeps there on Friday night.
But since Xiong Yaoyue was scratched by a kangaroo, Amy became nervous, and she didn't worry about letting Xiong Yaoyue sleep in a room alone, so she had to sleep in the same bed with Xiong Yaoyue, so that once Xiong Yaoyue had any lesions, she could know what happened to her as soon as possible.
Although Penthos said that there was no need for this, Amy was stubborn and didn't listen to anyone, so the two girls rested together in Amy's princess bed.
Afterwards, Xiong Yaoyue said to me: "Although there were many fluffy bear puppets in Amy's bed, in the middle of the night, she kicked the teddy bear in her arms under the bed and slept with me in her arms - as if I was being used as a pillow." ”
Look at my brother and sister! Do you like to sleep with others in your arms so much? Fortunately, Amy and Xiong Yaoyue are both girls, and they are not as awkward as the opposite sex between me and the class leader!
"By the way, Amy was still talking in her dreams when she was holding me, 'You don't want to die' or something......"
Amy is indeed very insecure, because her grandfather and sniper Vasya have hung up, so she always feels that people close to her will die, and sleeping with Xiong Yaoyue in her arms is also a subconscious sign of concern, right?
When Xiong Yaoyue talked to me about it on Monday, the scratches on her face had healed completely, leaving not even the slightest scar - it was clear that Amy was worried.
"Ha Luha, you distant cousin, your hands are very dishonest when you sleep!" Xiong Yaoyue lowered her voice and said to me, "Not only did she sleep with her arms around me, but she also reached out to touch my chest!" ”
As she spoke, she puffed up her chest, as if she didn't remind me so, and I didn't know what she was talking about.
"As for me, I felt that I was the only one who suffered a lot by being touched, so I touched Amy's little ass - not to mention, it was slippery but not greasy, and it felt first-class!"
Slippery but not greasy? You eat pork belly!
Xiong Yaoyue spewed hot air from her nostrils, and her two hands made a grasping motion, looking excited.
Don't talk about Amy's ass in front of me! The two of you are obviously of the same sex, why are you sleeping together much more ambiguous than me and the squad leader! It's just that I unilaterally touched the squad leader on our side! As a result, you are still courteous and grasp each other's sensitive parts!
With a lingering strange feeling, I took Shu Zhe out of the classroom in the first (4th) class and told him that I had a task assigned to him.
"Blowing up balloons again?" Shu Zhe looked uninterested, he always thought that the profit of blowing up balloons was too small.
Hmph, I have a more profitable blowing TT here and haven't let you try it yet! And the task I'm going to give you today is even more difficult than the previous ones - you have to travel in women's clothes and pretend to be someone else's girlfriend!