"Year group winner?"

Compared with my invitation to join the team, the strategic goal of the second (3rd) class I proposed surprised Niu Shili even more.

"Ye Lin," Niu Shili still called me by name, as if he didn't want to admit that I was a qualified sports committee, "We didn't win a single intramural basketball tournament in the first year of junior high school, do you remember?" ”

"Remember!" I replied locally.

"The worst game we lost, the girls started cheering for the three-point shooters in the out-of-class class, you won't forget it, right?"

"I haven't forgotten! Isn't it Shen Shaoyi, a handsome three-point guy who is loved by everyone and blooms? ”

"This Shen Shaoyi is in Class 2, and according to the school's regulations, Liu Ming, a member of the school team who is also in Class 2, can also play - if our class wants to win the grade group championship, we must defeat Class 2 with two school team members!"

Who is Liu Ming? Ah, if you think about it carefully, isn't it point guard Liu Badshui! Niu Shili, why don't you call others by nicknames like class presidents? Did you know that this adds a lot of computation to my brain out of thin air?

"Niu Shili, why are you trying to destroy your prestige?" I laughed, "Don't you like to compete with me, and you have to worry about who has more and who has less to do a pull-up?" ”

Someone in the team whispered, "It's not like you've lost!" ”

I didn't get angry, but picked up his words:

"That's right, I lost the pull-up xiangshang, but I didn't lose to the people on the job either? Niu Shili, if you really like to compete, the sky is wide on the basketball court, let's compete with the outside class, okay? ”

I secretly applaud my eloquence.,Recently, I don't think I'm good at martial arts.,It's the ability of the mouth cannon to get higher and higher day by day.,If I'm the hero of the comics.,Does this mean that I'm about to cross over or have superpowers?

Unexpectedly, Niu Shili did not have the consciousness of being a supporting actor at all, and listened to my speech full of overlordship, not only did he not kneel on the ground and was convinced, but he also hugged his hands in front of his chest, chewed twice in his mouth, and then said with a hint of anger:

"If you play on the same team, how can you lose and win?"

The boys are basically afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and when they heard that Niu Shili and I were going to make a bet, they were all in high spirits and put forward their valuable opinions:

"Whoever scores more wins!"

"No! That's so unfair to Brother Niu! How long do you think Ye Lin has been playing basketball? ”

"So what do you say?"

"Hmm...... If we get the first place in our class, Ye Lin wins, and if we don't get the first place, even if Brother Niu wins! ”

"Phew! It's a shame that you came up with such a bad idea! ”

"Quietly—all quietly!"

In the heated discussion, Gonggong Cao screamed in a weird way, causing everyone to look at him.

After becoming the focus of attention, Gonggong Cao proudly stroked his stomach and said slowly:

"Since my master and Niu Shili are going to make a bet in public, I am not talented, please listen to an idea, don't laugh."

"That...... Because my master has outstanding ball skills, is wise and martial, and is a talent (everyone hears a black line here), it is only fair to take a certain concession to Brother Niu. ”

"What do you think? As long as Niu Shili is on the field, then the scores of the other four people except my master are all added together, and Zuihou uses this total score to compare with my master's personal score, which side is higher and which side wins? ”

Father-in-law Cao's words made everyone nod their heads, feeling that it was very fair to Niu Shili, of course, it was a bit of pressure on me: one person's score is compared with four people combined, when I am Jordan!

Someone else asked, "Since it's a bet, you have to bet something, right?" What do you do with the loser? ”

I just wanted to say according to the original jihua: "The loser invites all the players to eat Kim Hans barbecue!" Unexpectedly, Gonggong Cao took the first step and said:

"Do you need to ask? Those who lose drink women's hot clean! ”

Woman...... Woman, your mother is hot! Is that a human drinker? I organized a basketball team to eat delicious food at the class leader's house, why didn't I get a bite of food, do I have to taste the taste of women's Yanjie first? God knows if it's sweet or sour, bitter or salty!

As soon as they heard the prestigious name of "Women's Yanjie", and this thing was actually associated with the mouth, the majority of boys didn't feel a cold war.

"Wow, that's a big bet! How much do losers have to drink? ”

"A bottle, of course! If you drink less, you won't be addicted, and if you drink too much, you should die! ”

There was also a skinny monkey-like slut who raised his hand and reported:

"I sponsor it! I have a bottle of unopened and almost expired women's Yanjie at home! ”

"Okay, that's it! Let's just wait for Ye Lin to drink the women's Yanjie! ”

"Women's Yanjie! Women's hot and clean! Women's hot and clean! ”

The sound of the boys coaxing came from afar, and the squad leader, who was practicing serving with Xiong Yaoyue, looked at us and frowned.

Niu Shili's brows furrowed into a mess.

"Ye Lin, are you sure you can exceed the total score of four people?"

"No," I told Niu Shili half the truth, "but I always feel that even with such conditions, you may not have the courage to participate." ”

Niu Shili smiled and said loudly: "What's the big deal!" Participate, participate! I'll start training today, and you're ready to drink it! ”

Everyone immediately thundered with joy, since I became the sports committee, the atmosphere of physical education class has not been so warm: Sure enough, do you still have high expectations for me to drink women's Yanjie?

Xu Lijun, You Chen, and Sun Yu also said that they would help Niu Shili train hard and do their best to let me drink women's Yanjie...... No, it was a historic breakthrough for the second (3rd) class of junior high school.

The three of them, plus Niu Shili, ran under the basketball hoop as soon as they heard the command to move freely, as if they were full of inexhaustible energy.

Gu Long's novel once taught me that if a person loses the courage to live, there are only two liliang that can cheer him up, and that is love and hate.

Am I making the most of "hate"? But I really don't understand what I've done to make people so hated!

In any case, the five basic players are all together, and two more substitutes will be brought out another day, and the basketball game can be on track normally.

Anyway, I don't want to be too relaxed, and I have to practice my skills from time to time, and the sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.

When I got home that night, I didn't care about eating, so I packed the two cosplay costumes that Shu Zhe took off on the bed in the big bedroom, and called a courier to send them away.

Bad reviews are terrible for anyone who runs an online store, and I don't dare to offend this perverted customer called "Popeye".

As for whether the clothes Shu Zhe wore met his "original" needs, please judge by his nose, anyway, I don't have the courage to even smell it.

In addition to "Blood Drops", who were still ordering "Miss Model's underwear" from me, a few normal customers were attracted by Shu Zhe's photos and bought a few ordinary SM props.

It seems that Director Cao's suggestion is quite reliable! It doesn't seem to be a loss to hire Shu Zhe to be a rope model, if I lose my temperance and sell "original underwear" to people like Blood Drops, can I make more money......

Oh, sure enough, in the face of 400% profits, businessmen dare to trample on all human laws! No matter how you say it, Blooddrop can be regarded as a regular customer of the online store, so I better not be so tricky and persuade him to give up this boring hobby.

While eating the takeaway fish-flavored shredded pork rice, while staring at the flashing text on the computer screen, another buyer called "coriander stuffed buns" came to me, this ID is unfamiliar to me, it should be new.

Coriander stuffed buns: "Miss Model is very beautiful, which school is it?" ”

Me: "I'm sorry dear, I can't reveal personal privacy drops (sticking out my tongue)"

Coriander stuffed buns: "(Dissatisfied) Lord is rich!" You tell me the phone number of the model lady! Or you ask her to go to room 1107 at the base hotel on Saturday morning......"

Huh? Is Base Hotel near Dongshan Film City? You're a buyer who thinks of our full-time models as call girls!

Coriander stuffed buns: "(Dissatisfied) Let her stop pretending to be pure, how many models don't sell?" Tell her that as long as she is satisfied, her benefits will be indispensable......"

The more I listened, the more angry I became—you're pimping the owner of my dignified Happy Valley sex shop!

Like this kind of disrespectful buyer, who am I not pitting you?

So I sent a sweaty smile and replied:

"Miss Model is very shy, and it is not realistic to go to the hotel with your relatives for the first time, but you can book Miss Model's underwear!"

Coriander stuffed buns: "Underwear, what underwear?" Panty? ”

Me: "yes! If you fall in love with the pants in our online store, you can designate the model lady to wear them, and then you can take the pants full of girlish body fragrance in your hand and play with it! ”

Coriander stuffed buns: "You mean...... Plain panties? Can I specify? It seems to be a lot of fun......"

I then flattered: "Yes! The model lady is assigned which pair of underwear to wear every day, which is so fulfilling! ”

Coriander stuffed buns: "That model lady can't just wear it for one day, I want her to wear it for at least three days!" ”

I'm sweating profusely, and now there are more and more people in this society who have a heavy taste.

Me: "No problem, no problem, even if you want the model lady to wear it for a week, it's fine, as long as the price is adjusted slightly......"

Coriander stuffed buns: "Let me think about it, suddenly something happened, I'll look for you another day." ”

He went offline after he finished speaking.

Hmph, it turns out that he just brags and says cruel things, but in fact, he has very little guts, and was he scared away by me?

But I also sweated in my heart, if he really ordered the original panties, should I take the women's panties and let Shu Zhe wear them for a week, and then send those things by courier? Just thinking about it makes my hair stand on end!