[217] Screening of team members
At Chen Yingran's suggestion, Zuihou Xiaoqin rinsed her mouth with low-concentration alcohol and milk to remove the orange color on her tongue, and then lay on the bed beautifully and enjoyed the remaining carton of strawberry milk.
I sat across from her and glared at her questioningly. As soon as she met my gaze, she immediately made Sister Lin sickly in Xi Shi's heart, which meant "I'm going to die, and you still treat me like this?" ā
As soon as I softened my gaze a little, she was again sucking the milk without a heart, and less and less milk was stirred up by the straw.
Since the next class was Xiaoqin's most headache physics class, she simply stayed in the infirmary and didn't leave. During the lunch break, the squad leader called Xiaoqin's mobile phone and asked her what she wanted to eat at noon, and later brought Xiaoqin her favorite seafood fried rice with a group of people from the loudspeaker.
I didn't like crowded places, so I didn't join in the excitement and ate a seafood fried rice in the classroom by myself.
You ask me weishenme to buy a seafood fried rice too? I suddenly want to change my taste, can't you? In addition, the two meat buns and grain pancakes were also bought for me to eat! I'm in the critical stage of growing my body, and I need a lot of nutrients, do you know?
When Xiaoqin was resting in the infirmary again under the guise of being "frail and sick", it was my turn to face the boys in my class who had a lot of criticism for me in physical education class.
Since I served as the sports committee, I have done almost nothing except taking everyone to run back and helping Xiong Yaoyue maintain order during daily exercises.
The people who were bewitched by Gonggong Cao to support me as a sports committee now see that I did not help them seize the sports venue (I am against the use of violence against law-abiding people), and they all secretly shout that they are deceived. Not to mention those who were already strongly critical of me in the first place.
The squad leader had high hopes for me, as always.
"Time waits for no one, and it's almost time to select the players who will participate in the basketball game."
When I saw that there was no one outside, I made a bitter gourd face to the squad leader, and at the same time put one palm together and said:
"This female benefactor, what is the joy of life, why is it difficult to die, what is the point of fighting for those victories and disgraces on the basketball court?"
The squad leader half-narrowed his eyes at me, as if I could say such a thing, I was so small that I had to reduce my field of vision to notice.
"Ye Lin, are you planning to become a monk?"
Huh? Even if I'm going to become a monk, it doesn't matter to you, right? You are the class leader, not the abbot, and you are not from my family...... Freedom of belief in China, at least that's what the Constitution says! Can't even the Constitution stop you from interfering in my private life?
"If you become a monk, you're going to be a vegetarian, right?"
"Hmm...... That's right. ā
The class leader smiled when he won, "I originally agreed with you that if you won the championship of the grade group, you can go to my house for dinner, because I know that you are a carnivore, so I specially studied some meat recipes, but I didn't expect you to suddenly see through Hongchen and plan to become a monk...... So even if our class accidentally wins the championship, I can also take cucumbers and white sugar persimmons to entertain you? ā
IāI don't want cucumbers and persimmons! That kind of thing should be given to the big horn as a diet food! When I think of dinner, my eyes are full of tears! I hate going to the market to buy groceries! I hate to go to the market to buy meat! I like meat, but I don't want to touch it! I hate cutting raw meat on the board! And the meat that can barely be made is also very difficult to eat, and the only recipe I can play stably is scrambled eggs with green onions!
Also, people say that "the sea was once difficult to turn into water", and I have a deep understanding! After eating the food cooked by the class leader, a lot of takeout that used to be okay has become difficult to swallow! Squad leader, did you add poppy husks to your secret seasoning! I really don't understand how Shu Zhe can still eat Pizza Hut's dry and oily pizza when he eats his sister's food every day?
"No, I'm not married!" I was so anxious to deny it that I accidentally pronounced the word "home" as the fourth tone.
The squad leader looked at me teasingly, "I'm really not ashamed, who will marry you like you?" ā
"No, I mean I'm not a monk!" I hurriedly changed my words, "I'm very motivated now!" With such a strong fighting spirit, you have to eat meat! By the way, squad leader, I haven't eaten your cooking for a long time, and I've almost forgotten what it feels like, so why don't you let me go and eat one day? ā
"Nope." The squad leader cleanly refused, "You just keep your fighting spirit strong for the sake of the agreed haode dinner." In the "Dog Breeding Manual", it is said that it is not possible to feed them rewards in advance before completing the prescribed actions. ā
Dog...... What's going on with the Dog Breeding Manual! Do you use dog training to deal with me? Because you've read a lot of canine breeding books early, but no dog wants to approach you, so why don't you use me for experiments?
How irresponsible is the experimental data obtained in this way! Even if I were to become an animal one day, I would not be a dog, but a wolf! It's an iron-blooded lone wolf who will tear all the creatures that dare to challenge to shreds!
"I'm going to practice volleyball, so you can organize the boys' basketball team."
After the squad leader explained this, he turned to leave, walked three steps and turned around, and said very seriously:
"Don't want to get something for nothing, if you want to eat something delicious, just get me a grade group champion back!"
Bastard! Squad leader, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk! You don't look at the difference in strength between your opponent and yourself! In my opinion, the out-of-class class is like the first EVA machine with a synchronization rate of 400%, and our class is like Yasuo Nobi without a robot cat!
The top priority is to find the robot cat in the second (3rd) class of junior high school, otherwise he can only use gamma rays to irradiate Nobi Yasuo inhumanely, waiting for him to mutate into a Hulk.
For a moment, I had the unreliable idea of letting Xiaoqin dress up as a man to compete, but I quickly rejected it.
Although I may agree to the words of Xiaoqin as a boyfriend, Xiaoqin may agree, but I think that the motivation to lead the second (3) class to win the year group championship is not pure, and it can be said that competitiveness and appetite account for 50% each. Isn't it too despicable to use Xiaoqin to help me achieve the purpose of going to the squad leader's house to eat?
So I decided to go on my own...... and the other scum in the squad who have less than 5 combat effectiveness.
I asked twenty-one boys to line up in front of me, staring at them with the serious eyes that the class president was staring at me, announcing that the boys' basketball game organized by the school was about to be held, hoping that the students who were willing to win glory for the class would take the initiative to ask for it.
None of them recommended themselves.
I was so angry that I couldn't help but ask aloud, "Don't you have any sense of collective honor?" ā
Someone in the team whispered: "Isn't he talking about himself?" "It seems to be one of the squad leader's secondary loyal dogs.
I was speechless for a while, and I couldn't think of how to refute them, from the first year of junior high school to the present, the class has deducted not 100 but 50 points on me, so I really have no qualifications to talk about the collective sense of honor.
But I can't admit defeat, if a man fails once, he will lose one after another, and my destiny is to keep fighting!
"You Chen, Sun Yu, Xu Lijun," I named the names of a few classmates who often play basketball, "You usually do so many exercises, haven't you ever thought about showing your skills on the real court?" ā
All three of them are not too tall, and as far as I can see, they all position themselves as dribble guards, and although they are not good at scoring, the ball is quite slippery in their hands.
They looked at each other for a while, and recently after a failed haircut, Xu Lijun, who had a blue scalp, whispered:
"We just played casually, we couldn't get on the stage, and we lost badly in the first year of junior high school......
"Yes, yes," You Chen and Sun Yu also echoed, "The inside line of our squad is too weak, and we can't form a guard team alone." After all, you have to be tall to play basketball, but unfortunately Niu Shili doesn't understand what basketball looks like at all......"
After being alerted, I noticed Niu Shili standing on the far left of the line, as serious as a soldier, his gaze through his black-rimmed glasses was clearly competing with me.
I ignored him for a moment, and instead coughed, "Have any of you seen me play practice matches with the school team?" ā
No one was silent down there, and while some people thought I could score from the varsity team players by foul play and the notoriety of the school boss, there were always a few who knew how to do it.
After a long time, Xu Lijun spoke again:
"Sports Committee, even if you are added, how can 4 people play basketball, even if you don't need to substitute the players, you have to get together at least 5 people!"
Compared with the content of Xu Lijun's speech, the first time he publicly called me "Sports Committee" made me feel that it had a greater significance.
Next, I pointed to the seven disobedient and eight disgruntled Niu Shili with my nose.
"Hey, you have such an anti-heaven physique, who am I worthy of if I don't pick you into the team? Listen, you can start training today and get ready to play with me in a double center formation! ā
Even a group of boys, including Niu Shili, were taken aback, and both real and fake experts discussed loudly:
"How's that going to work! If Niu Shili could play basketball, he would have been on it last year! ā
"I want to train a layman in a month, it's too reluctant!"
"The sports committee wants to win, is it crazy? But it's no wonder that the new official took office with three fires......"
"If the master says yes, he will do it! You little people who are going to fight......" Gonggong Cao said half a sentence to me, and as soon as he saw that the public opinion was wrong, he immediately lost his follow-up.
"Silence! Give me silence! I yelled and suppressed all the chaotic voices, and then I aimed my eyes at Niu Shili, who had been silent.
"Loyal Dog...... Ah, no, Niu Shili, it's useless for others to say anything, I just ask you: are you willing to join the team and help the second (3rd) class win a grade group championship back? ā