Some people say that women are the most emotional animals, the animals that believe in fate the most, and the animals that are the easiest to fall in love at first sight, but in fact, they are just the animals that are the easiest to see handsome guys in estrus.

If a woman is made to believe that she has a fate with a male colleague who is infinitely close to the orcs in appearance, but infinitely tends to be dwarves in height, and infinitely comparable in stature to the skeleton clan, then even if they are fated to use a pit in the toilet, they will only feel that the other party is perverted, and they will not feel heartbeat at all.

On the contrary, even if you live at both ends of the city, one walks to the left and the other walks to the left every day, and the two of you have not met for two years when they work in the same building, but as long as they are a handsome guy, they will feel that it is fate when they see her once.

This is a woman's sensibility, fate, and love at first sight.

Of course, I don't have any derogatory intentions, I just want to say that men and women are human beings, and don't always scold men for being, because everyone is similar.

is like the complaint in Niu Xuanzhu's diary: Weishenme A man who falls in love with a beautiful woman who meets for the first time is called lustful, and a woman is called love at first sight; As soon as a man says that he is a beast when he opens a house, a woman is called a sacrifice for love; What's even more infuriating is that a man's rejection of a woman in bed is immediately considered to be a psychological or physical problem, while a woman's rejection of a man is called reserved and out of the mud without staining. Are we your tools? We have thoughts, we don't use electricity!

Now, in the heart of the fairy in red, she has decided that she is related to Niu Shuzhu, and she can't wait to show up for love.

In the past, the fairies in red hated Yue Lao and the matchmaker the most, but today she sincerely thanked these two immortals for giving her this wishful cowherd, no, Lang Jun.

It must be that Yue Lao and the matchmaker finally found their own red thread, or that Cupid, who was bare-ass in the West, finally shot the arrow of Eros into his heart. The fairy in red thought to herself.

At this moment, she was almost about to start singing, she was just hesitating whether it was better to sing "Itch" or "Close to Me", or "Give Me Feelings".

These three songs have always been above other songs with their logical coherence (because of itching, so she needs others to get close to her, Zuihou must certainly give her feelings) and rich connotation, and they are an important basis for men to judge whether they can be on the base.

If the girl who sings with you karaoke sings one of them, congratulations, at least you can go to second base, if you sing two, then you should celebrate for you, because there is no suspense in home plate, but if she sings all three, then what you have to worry about is not the problem of how many bases, but whether your physical strength can keep up.

Because of the excitement and the selection of the tracks, the hand of the fairy in red with the sword trembled, and she almost slashed her lover.

Because the process of waiting for death is so terrifying, sometimes people will have some inevitable physiological reactions. At this moment, Niu Xuanzhu watched the trembling sword blade swaying on his neck, and suddenly felt that his bladder was tight, and without a little brother to open the door, he was about to pee on the bed.

You can't pee, or you'll die! Niu Shuzhu tightened his legs, and almost covered the eye that echoed the anus with his hand.

"Beauty, I was wrong, I shouldn't have touched you, spare my life, can you chop your hands?"

Niu Shuzhu decided to give up his hand to save his life, anyway, there are so many onions, there is only one life, the big deal is that he has no hands and finds Rulan to help him install another one.

But the fairy in red was sketching a picture of water and milk in her mind at this time, with a happy and shy face, where could she hear Niu Zhuzhu's begging for mercy.

"Sister, why is it so slow, we are all impatient to wait."

"Yes, sister, did your little Nene be stolen by some admirer and can't be recovered, haha."

There was a sound like a silver bell outside the door, accompanied by the sound of mixed and hurried footsteps.

Oh no, those six goblins are here.

The first reaction of the fairy in red was to hide the cow bolt pillar, and there were some things that sisters could not share.

Niu Zhuzhu should be glad that the fairy in red has such an idea, because the things that have been fought over by the seven fairies since childhood have been divided into at least seven parts.

Imagine that one in seven men will not be good-looking, the fairy in red suddenly has a strong hostility towards her six younger sisters, just like a kindergarten child, no matter how much Haode is related, when ice cream appears, it will instantly become an enemy.

Niu Xuanzhu heard the voices outside, and just wanted to call for help, he was covered by a jade hand.

Niu Shuzhu struggled to open his mouth, wanting to bite the hand of the fairy in red, but the strength of the fairy in red was so strong that Niu Shuzhu's open mouth was only enough to stick out his tongue.

"Ah~" The fairy in red didn't expect Niu Zhuzhu to lick her palm with her tongue, and suddenly her whole body was like electricity, if it wasn't too late, she swore that she would lick it back, a hundred times more licked back.

Now that I think about it, those female monsters who were mistakenly thought to want to eat Tang Seng's meat may have been wronged, maybe they just want to lick Tang Seng's handsome little guy and taste the taste of men.

Time was already very urgent, so tight that there was no time to enjoy the feeling of weakness, the red-clothed fairy used the fairy to freeze the figure of the bull bolt pillar, and by the way, she cast a forbidden spell, and then quickly cut off the two silk scarves that tied the feet of the cow bolt pillar with her sword, and covered it tightly with a red quilt.

Almost as soon as the fairy in red had finished her cover-up, her six younger sisters pushed the door open and walked in.

"Yo, sister, aren't you here to get new panties, why are you playing with a sword in the room?" The second fairy in Tsing Yi deliberately added the word "playing sword" with a super bass.

"No, I just saw dust on the scabbard, took it out and wiped it, and you also know that this sword to ward off evil was given to me by my father, so I can't be sloppy. Okay, okay, I've found Nene, let's go take a shower. The fairy in red hung the sword back on the wall and urged the sisters.

"What else are you going to, none of us entered the bath in order to wait for you, but I didn't expect to be preempted by the two of the Nine Heavens Xuannu and the Bixia Fairy, do you say that we can wash the water they have washed with our identity?" The little seven weaver girl (the fairy in green) said indignantly.

"It's just~" The other sisters chimed in. It can be seen that the enemy of a beautiful woman is always other beautiful women.

"Then let's change the house." The fairy in red only wanted everyone to leave their room as soon as possible.

"Oh, no, no, no, I'm not in the mood at all." The fifth purple-clothed fairy sat on the bed.

"Yes." The fairy in orange also made it to the bed, and even leaned on the red quilt.

"Oops!" The fairy in red was startled, thinking that she was exposed, and cried out loudly.

The orange-clothed fairy sat up straight all of a sudden: "What's wrong?" What's wrong? What a fuss. ”

"Uh...... No, I suddenly thought that I still have a group purchase coupon for the Xianfu Teahouse that is about to expire, why don't we go to the teahouse to drink tea, I'll have a treat, let's have a good chat there, there has been a lot of gossip news in the fairy world recently. "The fairy in red is ready to break the fortune and avoid disaster.

The so-called reluctant wife can't catch the hooligan, reluctant to have money and can't enjoy the lover alone, that's the truth.

"No, we've already figured out what we're going to do, aren't we, sisters." The fairy in Tsing Yi smiled like a pear blossom.

"Yes~" The other five fairies said in unison.

"What are you going to do?" The fairy in red smelled of conspiracy, and the seven sisters usually played very crazy.

"Sisters, give our eldest sister a beautiful baby." The fairy in Tsing Yi greeted.

"Dangdangdang~"

In the soundtrack of the fairy in Tsing Yi, six fairies, including herself, magically appeared in each of their hands a pair of sexy little panties, with T-shaped, transparent, lace and pure leather, all the same.

"Let's have a small Nene conference today, let's see who looks good in Nene, and whose Nene wears it to show off her figure, how about it?" The fairy in green clothes said to the fairy in red with a smile.

In the quilt, Niu Zhuzhu heard the words of the fairy in Tsing Yi, and the fantasy alone had already made his nosebleed gush out.

Seven women, seven beauties, seven beauties who only wear the inner ~

The nosebleed gushes again.

"Not today, let's do it another day."

If the fairy in red usually agreed, after all, his Nene has always been the winning general in the game, but today is really not good.

"Hey, eldest sister, you're very different today, you usually start this kind of activity." The fairy in green looked at the fairy in red strangely.

"Yes, we're going to practice pole dancing that my sister taught us at the same time as underwear." The sixth fairy in yellow said.

Seven beautiful women in only underwear pole dance......

There was already a river of blood flowing under the nose of the cow's bolt column.

"That's right, when it gets dark, we can go to Tianhe to swim naked, how exciting." Weaver Girl Road.

Also swim naked......

Niu Zhuzhu fainted due to excessive blood loss.

"I, I'm inconvenient today." The fairy in red can only use a woman's tricks.

"It's weird, who believes you, it's inconvenient to just say that you went to take a bath?" The orange-clothed fairy said.

It was at this time that the fairy in purple noticed a touch of red on the bed.

"Ah, the eldest sister didn't lie, even the sheets were red." The purple-clothed fairy pointed to the nose of the bull bolt.

Facts speak louder than words, and of course they must be better than women's arguments, and the six female debaters who saw the bloodstains finally believed that the fairy in red was indeed inconvenient now.

But the fairy in red herself was surprised, where did this blood come from, could it be that she had just accidentally cut her lover's neck? Omygod, no.

The thought of this possibility made the fairy in red bloodless with fright, which made the other six sisters even more convinced that she was in a period of blood loss.

"Sister, then you have a good rest, remember to have brown sugar water, let's go first." The fairy in Tsing Yi said.

"Thank you, sisters, next time you drink tea and take a bath, I'll please~" The fairy in red has already begun to wave goodbye to her six younger sisters.

Let's go, I hope the lover is still saved, even if he is not saved, leave a breath for me, at least let me cook a cooked rice and then die. The fairy in red said in her heart.

The fairy in green still thinks that the fairy in red is very strange today, but she can't say what is strange, so she can only attribute the reason to periodic psychological fluctuations.

Because of the suspicion in his heart, the fairy in Tsing Yi walked very slowly, and this delay caused an even more chaotic situation.

A wave of unevenness, wave after wave is not to describe the waves, nor to describe the boba of skipping rope, it is used to describe unlucky things one after another.

Just when the six fairies wanted to leave but didn't leave, the Queen Mother actually took Rulan to the door of the red-clothed fairy.

"Xiaohong, are you there?" The Queen Mother asked outside the door.

"It's the queen mother, why is the queen mother here?" The fairy in yellow happened to be next to the door, and opened the door with her hand.

"What are you all doing hiding in Red's room? Won't you be watching unhealthy movies in the mortal world again? Is it Asian, or is it European-American? ”

While the queen mother sternly questioned her daughters, her eyes kept searching, trying to catch one or two exciting shots.