001, dreaming of having a wife
I think I had a dream, a very dream.
I was listening to the math teacher explain the complicated formula in the classroom, but because the scorching summer breath blew in, it made me drowsy, and the math teacher's explanation was like a lullaby, so I began to fall asleep.
I also reminded my table mates to help me pay attention. When someone slapped the desk, I woke up suddenly, but it was not a familiar classroom, but a ...... In the conference room, the people I saw were no longer my familiar classmates, but a group of adult men and women I didn't know at all, dressed in formal professional attire, and the eyes that were cast at me were gloating.
What the hell is this?
It's not April Fool's Day!
Before I could recover, the woman who had slapped the table just now began to lecture me in a stern tone, saying that people like me who entered the company through the back door were the type she hated the most, and had warned me twice, repeatedly putting the company's rules behind her head, challenging her authority, and no matter who stood behind me, she would not give me another chance.
"Yang Ming! You're now! Immediately! Pack up my things and fuck off............"
Her tone and expression are really like my homeroom teacher, they are all the same menopause coming early.
It's really fucking unlucky, I was taught a hard lesson in a dream, I must have been taught a miserable lesson by the head teacher recently, and I have a shadow in my heart, as the saying goes, I think about it every day and dream at night, it must be like this.
I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and began to scold the woman for being an eighth woman, menopausal syndrome, and then jumped on the table, took off her pants, and despised her with her white ass, and swaggered out of the conference room.
Fuck it! In Lao Tzu's own dream, can he still let others be bullied? It's just that why does it feel cold the moment you take off your pants?
I didn't think about it, I would wake up from the dream anyway, and I don't care what the hell the hell the hell the look of the group of people behind me is?
Coming out of the conference room, entering the elevator, going down the floor, walking out of the company gate, standing in the middle of the street, everything around is so unfamiliar, the traffic shuttles, the flow of people is bustling, no one knows one, not a building is familiar, looking up at the sky, the only thing that makes me familiar is that the sun is still so hot.
Why hasn't this dream woken up yet?
I'm getting sunburned!
"Buzz ----"
It was the phone in my pocket that rang, I took out my phone, whose phone is this? My phone is Huawei?
Anyway, it's a dream, I comfort myself so much in my heart, and then I said, as soon as the phone is connected, a slightly familiar avatar appears on the phone screen, which seems to be my father? But it's not right, why do you look a lot older, and your hair seems to be gray.
Oh, yes! It's a dream!
"You rabbit cub, for the sake of Xiaoru and Ziheng, I only helped you one last time, pulled down my face to ask others for help, and found you a formal job, you actually had a meeting to sleep, and when you were woken up, you scolded people for playing hooligans and bastard things...... I'm so by you! I'm telling you...... If you come to me again and ask me for anything, I won't care about you anymore! ”
After saying this, he hung up the phone angrily, leaving me in place and directly confused!
This voice is my father's, it's not fake, he used to teach me the same tone.
But paralyzed, is this a dream or not, even dreaming is constantly scolded, do you want to be so unlucky? And what the hell are Xiaoru and Ziheng?
I carefully studied the phone in my hand and found that the time displayed was June 29, 2022, the same date as the day I went to bed, but the year was really wrong, directly crossed six years, and I was only 2016 at that time.
This dream is getting more and more real!
"Buzz ----"
The phone rang again, and when I looked, the note was actually my wife? Well, it's not enough to dream of my dad in a dream, but now I have another wife, keep picking it up!
"Hey ......"
"Daddy Daddy...... Where are you...... Mom is packing up her things again and saying she is leaving, do you want me and Mom to do it? It sounded like a little Zhengtai's voice, and it was crying, and the tone was very aggrieved.
"Uh...... This, where are you? ”
"At home."
"......" I sweated profusely and continued to ask, "Where is home?" ”
"It's in our house."
"......," I sweated again, "where's the address?" ”
"Dad, are you drunk again? Our home is on the fourth floor of No. 12 Zizhu Road, 403. ”
No. 12 Zizhu Road, No. 403, is it? Okay, I'll be right over! I finally knew an address, and after I remembered it, I hung up the phone and went to stop a taxi, saying that I was going to Zizhu Road. The driver drove, I sat in the co-pilot, I was still very excited, whether he was dreaming or not, since he had a wife, then XXOO was finished, and then woke up.
This dream is so real, and it has been so disturbing, and only now has it finally given a little sweetness, and my wife is leaving? What's that going on? Isn't it circulating on the Internet now, and if you don't dare to be strong, you dare to call it love?
Since Lao Tzu has a wife, why should he not dare? I'm a little excited when I think about it!
I roared in my heart: Let the nightmare become a nightmare!
After about 15 minutes of driving, the driver reminded me that I had arrived, and it was a total of 25 yuan. I took out my wallet and was stunned, there were only five dollars in it, five dollars? The driver also noticed my expression, and his face immediately turned gloomy.
This phone must be more than 25 yuan, for you. I threw my phone to the driver without even pulling out the calling card, and then got out of the taxi, anyway, it's a dream, whatever. I found No. 12 on Zizhu Road, I thought it was a very luxurious community, but I didn't expect it to be just an old house, and after entering, there was not even an elevator.
Not long after I got out of the car, a man in a security uniform at the entrance of the community picked his nostrils and smiled lewdly at me: "Yang Ming, did you quarrel with your wife again?" ”
Who are you? I really wanted to ask, but I didn't bother to bother with this tongue, so I directly raised a middle finger and scolded him: "It's about you!" ”
After scolding, I swaggered directly upstairs, until the fourth floor, and came to the door of room 403, I was about to knock on the door, but the door opened instead, a beautiful young woman stood behind the door, delicate melon seed face, tall figure, amazing temperament, just at the first glance, I gave this beautiful young woman a score of 9, the only point deduction is because her face is very gloomy, as if I owe her 180,000.
Do you still have the face to come back? Why not die? The beautiful young woman scolded angrily.
What?
Know me, huh?
I took a step back and looked at the door number carefully, this is 403, which means that the beautiful young woman in front of me is mine...... Wife?
If it's a wife, it's easy to do!
I took two steps forward and hugged her directly: "Don't talk, kiss me ......"
Just as I was holding her and throwing her on the bed to snap at her, there was a snap on my face, and I screamed in pain and jumped up, and she also sat up straight and broke free from my restraints!
I touched my cheek, touched my lips again, and the grass ...... Bleeding?
It hurts!
That's not right...... Am I not dreaming? How can you feel so much pain?
Yang Ming...... You're not human, you're a jerk! I'm so disappointed in you, I won't have any more thoughts about you in the future......"
The beautiful young woman burst into tears and scolded me. I looked at her painful appearance, and then I looked into the room, and a little Zhengtai who looked a little similar to me was staring at me with a strange expression, his eyes were red, and my heart suddenly felt like it had been pricked by a needle.
How can this be so true? Let me wake up, I don't want to dream anymore, and I don't want to continue to do any more ghost dreams.
That's when I remembered and twisted my thighs...... Pain! It fucking hurts!
But I still couldn't wake up, I still couldn't go back to that familiar classroom, and even I began to miss the lullaby of my math teacher.
"Bang!"
The sound of the door being slammed slammed sounded, and I came to my senses, the beautiful young woman with a hot body had already left with Xiao Zhengtai, and I wanted to chase it out, but I was hesitating again, because I just wanted to wake up quickly.
Finally I sat on the ground holding my head and fell into pain.
Half an hour later, I still couldn't wake up from the dream, I stood up and looked around, the things in the room were very unfamiliar, but they felt very familiar, on the bedside table, there was a family photo, that was what I looked like, I knew, but that immature face had matured a lot, including my eyes, nose, mouth, face, there was no change.
What if it wasn't a dream and became real?
What if it's a dream and I can't wake up?