Chapter 45: I, Wu Dalang, am a little panicked right now

Seeing that there were newcomers joining, Yue Buqun suddenly seemed to see a savior, and he couldn't wait to change the topic.

Yue Buqun: "Welcome newcomers to the group, welcome, welcome! @ζ­¦ε€§ιƒŽ@武松"

Ning Caichen: "Welcome to the new ...... Mom, it's another second-order boss, according to this posture, I'm afraid I'm really going to become the only designated rookie in this group. ”

Dongfang is undefeated: "The newcomer has a photo, maybe you are the one that the slave family like@ζ­¦ε€§ιƒŽ@武松s!"

Nezha: "Where is Master Gou? The villain painting that the master wanted, did you forget to bring it to me again@ηΎ€δΈ»ηŽ‹ε­ζ–‡?"

......

For a while, the addition of newcomers really divided everyone's attention a lot.

Finding that Dongfang Undefeated was finally no longer entangled in fat beating himself, Yue Buqun finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

On the other side, in the Water Margin world, Wu Song was entrusted by the county order to escort a group of prisoners to the grassland.

Passing by a small temple on the ruined land, I was going to sit down and rest for a while, but suddenly there was a ding dong in my mind, and a creature that looked like a bird but not a bird jumped out.

Wu Er was startled, subconsciously stood up, and looked around with a pair of tiger eyes.

However, after searching for a long time, he didn't find any clues, his expression was awe-inspiring, Wu Song decisively clasped his fists with both hands, and there was a long bow towards the temple gate.

"I don't know where the master is passing by, fighting Hu Wusong under the next, Mengzhi County is wrong to love, and he is the head of Yanggu County. Today, I escorted a group of exiles to the pasture, and I hope that Your Excellency will not joke with me. ”

And the several servants who escorted the prisoners together were also suddenly startled when they heard Wu Song's words, and they pulled out the Pu knife from their waists in a panic, and several people formed a circle back to back, guarding against possible crises.

Dongfang is undefeated: "There are so many newcomer dramas, here is the Heavens Mythology Chat Group, the basic information is already in your head, you should be able to understand it by taking a look." ”

Hearing this, Wu Song closed his eyes in disbelief, and for a while, he waved his hand to the group of servants behind him without turning his head, signaling to relieve the crisis.

Wu Song: "It's really a fairy family's means, Wu Er, I've seen all of you." ”

Yue Buqun: "The newcomer is too polite, you are a second-order boss, we will count on you to help you more in the future!"

Wu Song: "Small things, small things, you have a place to get me, don't be polite, Wu Er will definitely do his best." ”

Dongfang is undefeated: "Then you should expose a photo first!"

Wu Song: "...... Ignorance...... What is a photo?"

Dongfang Undefeated: "It's just that you imagine what you usually look like, and then upload it to the group, we can see it." ”

Wu Song: "That...... I'll try. ”

After a while, a message suddenly popped up in the group-

Group member "Wu Song" sends a picture to the chat group.

Click on the picture, and a brave and bearded man appeared in front of everyone.

Dongfang is undefeated: "Oops, this damn sweetness, it's the feeling of the slave's heart." ”

Wu Song: "That, thank you girl for the compliment." ”

Yue Buqun: "Newcomer don't pay attention to the upstairs, it's a dead man......"

Suddenly, as if he had reacted to something, Yue Buqun's face turned pale, and he swallowed back the last word "demon" in a daze, but it was useless.

Dongfang is undefeated: "Yue! No! Qun! Give the old lady a !! to die"

Yue Buqun: "Dongfang Sect Master, no, it's the Dongfang Fairy, I was wrong, please have a big ...... Ahh

On that day, there was a red-clothed fluttering flying to the top of Huashan Mountain, and Yue Buqun, the head of the Huashan faction, was defeated by the undefeated and obscene power of the East, and was pierced into a sugar gourd string by 7749 needles in a row.

The fact that poor Master Yue used blood and tears once again proves to us that if you don't die, you won't die.

Seeing that the two of them suddenly hid their voices from the group, Wu Song was a little restless.

Wu Song: "That, Brother Yue Buqun, are you okay?"

Ning Caichen: "It's okay, they are exchanging feelings, and their relationship is better than you think." ”

At this time, Wu Dalang, who has been an invisible man from Jiaqun to now, finally couldn't hold back his mouth.

Wu Dalang: "Is it Erlang? I'm your brother, Wu Da!"

Wu Song: "Hmm, brother, why are you also in the group? No, what do you use to prove that you are my brother." ”

didn't say much, Wu Dalang painted a scoop according to the gourd, and it was also a picture that was transmitted.

Nezha: "Poof, these five short figures...... Ahem, that ...... I mean, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. ”

Halfway through the laugh, he seemed to realize that he was hurting a little by doing this, thinking about how his mother usually taught him, Nezha stuck out his tongue and apologized a little embarrassed.

Fahai's volume of the Heart Sutra has calmed down his anger a lot, and now he is no longer the irascible young master who wants to burn Qiantang Pass if he disagrees.

Wu Dalang smiled innocently, but he didn't care.

"It doesn't matter, it's not a day or two when someone says that about me, I'm used to it. ”

Wu Song: "Brother, it's really you!Wait, who beat you like this, I've only been gone for three days, who dared to hurt my brother!"

It turned out that in the photo, Wu Dalang was leaning miserably on the bed, and his already unbearable black face was so swollen that he could barely see a human appearance.

"It's not a big deal, this is my own cooking cake accidentally fell, small injury, small injury, just raise it for two days, you must not delay the county's errand for my little sesame grain skin, there is your sister-in-law at home, rest assured!"

Afraid that his brother would lose his temper and even abandon his errands and return home directly, Wu Dalang hurriedly comforted.

"That'...... Okay, in the next few days, I will trouble my sister-in-law to recuperate for your brother, and when Wu Er comes back from his errands, I will definitely seek justice for my brother!"

Gritting his teeth, although he was still a little resentful, he also knew in his heart that what his brother said was reasonable, and Wu Song could only hold back the anger in his heart for the time being.

At this time, Fahai, who had been diving and eating melons for a long time, finally came out.

"If you really listen to your brother, and go back when you are done with your errands, I'm afraid you will have to pack up the remains for him. @武松"

was barely persuaded by Wu Dalang, and after listening to Fahai's words, Wu Song's heart was raised again.

"Your Excellency is...... What do you mean by that?"

Ning Caichen: "That's the only designated boss in my group, even the group leader has to call him a brother, you listen to him, it's right!"

But it's a fart with one hand.

Nezha also agreed.

Fahai: "Lord Ning Shi is a false praise, the little monk is just barely able to have some magical powers, and your brother's life is a catastrophe, so he said this." ”

Seeing that the two sailors who had entered the group early respected Fahai so much, Wu Song's ominous premonition became heavier and heavier, and he hurriedly asked for advice.

"Please also ask my seniors to teach me. ”

Fahai: "Wu Dalang, let me ask you, is your injury caused by the fornication between your wife and Ximen Qing's adulterous thief?"

Wu Dalang: "How do you know, senior?!"

Wu Song: "What? That birdman dares to insult my brother like this? I'll come back now, I have to castrate that guy! And your mother-in-law, I have already seen that she is not a good person, and so is you, brother, what are you doing with this kind of person?"

Seeing Wu Song scolding, Wu Dalang hurriedly comforted.

"Erlang, it's okay anymore, your sister-in-law has suddenly woken up and made up her mind not to associate with that guy anymore. Since your sister-in-law already knows that she regrets it, forgive her this time, you see, she has been busy boiling medicine for me since the afternoon until now. ”

Fahai: "Is she determined to live a good life with you? She wants to poison you with arsenic in the medicine, so that she and her lover can live happily ever after!"

At this moment, Pan Jinlian outside the house was carefully holding a bowl of black Chinese medicine in.

Seeing Wu Dalang looking over, he barely squeezed out a smile on his face.

"Da Lang, it's time to take medicine. ”

Wu Dalang: "?!!"

The martial arts family, who had been calmly comforting his younger brother, suddenly felt that he seemed to be starting to panic.

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