"That...... Jin Lian, why don't you put the medicine here first, and I'll cool it down before drinking. ”

Seeing Pan Jinlian slowly walking towards him with the decoction, Wu Dalang hurriedly tried to get up.

"No, good medicine is good for disease, the more you drink it while it's hot, the faster it gets better, come, I'll feed you." ”

rejected Wu Dalang's proposal, Pan Jinlian's expression looked a little flustered, as if she was afraid that her husband would find out something.

At this time, no matter how stupid Wu Dalang was, he realized that something was wrong.

When did my mother-in-law treat herself so intimately and feed herself medicine to drink?

Don't throw yourself with a bag of medicine scum, your face is full of kindness!

And just because of the color, there was a lump of white paste floating on the black-brown soup, and anyone who wasn't blind could tell that something was wrong.

Suddenly, Wu Dalang believed ninety percent of Fahai's words.

"I'll come by myself, I'll come by myself!"

If this is fed by her, Wu Dalang struggled to sit up from the bed.

At the same time, within the chat group.

Wu Dalang: "Seniors help, seniors help! That slut really wants me to die!"

Wu Song: "Brother, are you okay?" What did that slut do to you?"

Wu Dalang: "That slut said that she wanted to feed me medicine, when was she so kind? And there is a layer of white paste floating on the top of the medicinal soup, and a few bubbles pop up from time to time, am I really blind?!"

Seeing that Wu Dalang had already believed his words, he pondered for a while, and Fahai came up with an idea.

"Wuda, don't be in a hurry. Wait a minute, if she wants to feed you medicine, remember not to let her succeed in life or death, and hold on first. ”

Wu Dalang: "But...... But I'm no stronger than her......"

Fahai: "......"

Nezha: "......"

Ning Caichen: "......"

Wu Song: "......"

Even Yue Buqun, who was going back and forth with Dongfang Undefeated, was speechless for a while, he couldn't beat others because the other party was already good at martial arts, and he was even the number one powerhouse in the world today.

Hello, a big man, his strength is not as strong as that of a weak woman who does not touch the spring water with ten fingers?

It's a shame, you better quit the group!

It seems that he feels that it is a bit embarrassing to say this, and Wu Dalang is still forcibly explaining.

"I was injured by Ximen Qing's guy this morning, and I couldn't move, otherwise how could I not be her opponent!"

So, does this have to do with the fact that you can't beat Pan Jinlian?

Forcibly holding back not to complain about this embarrassing thing, Fahai pondered for a moment.

"Otherwise, when she feeds you the medicine, you pretend to serve the bowl, and then the whole person pretends to press over inadvertently and knocks over the medicine bowl directly. ”

Wu Dalang gritted his teeth.

"Okay, I'll try first. ”

Back to reality, with a flash of effort, Pan Jinlian had already sat down at the head of Wu Dalang's bed, and a faint fragrance of flowers hit Wu Dalang's nose.

You don't have to think about it to know that the rouge that tastes like it is definitely something he can't afford.

"Da Lang, come, I'll feed you medicine. ”

Pretending to put his head to the edge of the bowl and taste it, Wu Dalang pretended to gasp and retracted his head again.

"Hey, it's hot, why don't you cool it down a little longer?"

Wu Dalang looked tentatively at Pan Jinlian's face.

"Don't play with the child's temper, this medicine has to be drunk while it is hot, and when it is cold, the medicine will be gone. ”

Although Pan Jinlian still looked kind and pleasant, her tone was faintly impatient.

Wu Dalang's heart was cold, he thought that for the sake of the love of a one-day husband and wife, the other party should always have some compassion.

But he never thought that the most poisonous woman's heart, the other party must force him to a dead end.

"Okay, I'll drink, I'll drink!"

pretended to be going to serve the bowl, but at the moment when his hand was on the edge of the bowl, Wu Dalang suddenly seemed to draw strength from his hands and feet, and his body fell violently towards Pan Jinlian.

"Oh, you useless shit! Look what else you can do, I'll knock you out with a bowl of medicine!"

The hot medicinal soup was splashed on his body, although the sun was close to winter, and his clothes were thick and not burned.

But Pan Jinlian, who had a ghost in her heart, was still taken aback, for fear that the medicinal soup mixed with arsenic would stain her skin, so she hurriedly took off her coat.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I suddenly had chills just now, and I couldn't control my hands and feet for a while. ”

finally got over the difficulties in front of him for the time being, but Wu Dalang didn't dare to show joy at all.

"You...... Forget it, I'll make you another bowl!"

Wearing only a shirt, Pan Jinlian walked downstairs with a disgusted face, ignoring Wu Dalang and half of him hanging outside the quilt.

Seeing the figure of the slut disappear around the corner, he breathed a sigh of relief, and Wu Dalang hurriedly asked Fahai to continue to support him.

Wu Dalang: "Thank you seniors for your advice, I have coaxed that slut over for the time being, but what if she still wants to cook medicine for me, if she touches it again, she will definitely be suspicious." ”

Wu Song: "Damn, if only I could be by my brother's side now, take care of him Ximen Qing and Dongmen Qing, I will send that pair of pigs and dogs back to the west with a knife!"

Huh, yes, that's not a good idea?

Originally, he planned to let Dongfang Undefeated or Yue Buqun go to one to help, but after listening to Wu Song's unintentional complaints, Fahai's eyes lit up and he suddenly had an idea.

Fahai: "Listen to me, I have an idea, I don't know if it's feasible or not, but you can try it first." If it really doesn't work, it's never too late to find a way. @武大郎@武松"

Wu Song: "Although the seniors said it, my brother treats me with kindness and reconstruction, if I can save my brother this time, the seniors want Wu Er to go up the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire, if Wu Er's brows are wrinkled, he is not a hero!"

Fahai smiled slightly.

"Actually, it's very simple, I see that there is a function of sending red envelopes in the upper right corner? Wait a minute, you first send yourself to Wu Dalang in the form of red envelopes, and then let him receive it from that end, isn't that it?"

But he didn't say it too much.

"Of course, I'm not sure if this hole can be exploited, so you can try it first. If that doesn't work, let's choose one more person to use the traversal charm to come to your world. ”

Hmm, I send myself, and I can still play like this with red envelopes???

Old group members like Ning Caichen and Nezha, who have been in the chat group for more than half a year, all felt that their eyes were wide open.

I should say that he deserves to be a big guy, he really knows how to play!

And Wu Song is also a neat and neat character, and after thanking Fahai, he hurriedly thought of an excuse to say to the rest of the officers that he would leave for a while.

Then stay in a remote and lonely place, and click on the red envelope function without saying a word.

After a while, Wu Dalang looked at a prompt that popped up on the chat panel with a strange face-

Group member "Wu Song" sent you a red envelope, did you open it?

Wait, that's really it?!

......

Thank you for the 200 starting point coin reward of Xiaoyao Tianyang, the 200 starting point coin reward of the comic book night, and the recommendation tickets of my friends.

With the support of all the guys, the new ones will work harder!