[997] Zhou orangutan's spare tire

When I got downstairs, I subconsciously looked up at Lin Ran on the smoke floor, and sure enough, she was there, looking at me very quietly and smiling at me.

I sighed and waved at her. Slowly slipped to the door of their community and stopped a taxi.

When I arrived at school, I didn't even delay my morning self-study.

When I returned to work, Brother Xu and the others had already arrived. A few people were eating there. Chen Yang glanced at me, "Liu'er, have you eaten?" ”

"Eat." I stretched. Then returned to his seat.

Brother Xu held a fire in his hand and smiled at me, "Stupid, say, where did you go last night." ”

"Didn't go anywhere."

"Fart, I don't even go home, what are you wandering downstairs, saying, where did you go?"

I took a deep breath and said, "Okay, don't mention it, it's a mess." I took a deep breath, "I was depressed last night, and I had a night with Lin Ran. ”

"Passionate?"

"An infinite number of handfuls, nothing to do."

"Grass, who will believe it."

"I believe it." At this time, Zhou Orangutan walked out and stretched out his hand, "I use my Zhou Xiaoxiao's personality to vouch, I believe that Little Sixth Brother didn't do anything all night." ”

Brother Xu glanced at the orangutan around him, "Except for you." ”

"Why is it that in addition to me, I, Zhou Xiaoxiao, am also a character in our class now, in our grade, and even in our school, why is it other than me?"

"Because you're a diehard loyalist of stupid Liu'er."

"That's my little sixth brother."

I smiled and glanced at Brother Xu, "See." Then I turned my head and gave a thumbs up to the orangutan, "Orangutan, good." ”

"How about it, little sixth brother, do you want to give noodles?"

"Here, it's too face-giving."

Then Zhou Orangutan smiled at me.

I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly something didn't feel right.

Zhou Orangutan sat next to me and continued to smile at me.

I must not be the only one who felt wrong, such as Huixu, who naturally smiled at me and left.

I was depressed in my heart, there must be something wrong with the orangutan, and then I reached out and patted the orangutan on the shoulder, "Brother Orangutan." ”

"Call me Zhou Xiaoxiao."

"Well, little shrimp."

"Little Sixth Brother." Zhou Orangutan grabbed my hand, "You have to help me." ”

I looked at Zhou Orangutan, and then patted my arm very depressedly, "I know." ”

"You know what, little sixth brother."

"It's okay, you say, what are you going to do again."

Zhou Orangutan smiled, and he was very happy, "Little Sixth Brother, let me tell you Ang, I recently fell in love with a woman. ”

"And then."

"I broke up with Qiao Golu."

I was stunned for a moment, looked up, and looked at him, "Really, fake?" ”

"Really."

I looked at Qiao Goulu again, who was laughing and joking over there, "But she didn't show anything there." ”

"It's that she doesn't want me anymore, so naturally she won't show it."

"Why don't you want you anymore?"

"Because she once went to the sun to take a bath, she met a woman when she was in the bath, and then the two of them added QQ, and they chatted a few words about everything, and then they chatted, and then the person who rubbed the bath asked her about the object, and she said me, and then they both talked about it, and then the person who rubbed the bath told her, the plush man, we are familiar with everyone here, and we are all familiar with him, and even the cleaner who sweeps the toilet knows him. And then it came to pass. ”

"And then?"

"Then she couldn't stand it anymore, and then she broke up."

"She's fine, let's take a shower."

"I don't know, you said she would take a bath, how could she still talk to the person who rubbed the bath, it's still two women, both of them say that the same sex is repulsive."

"Aren't you uncomfortable?"

"I don't care anymore, I don't feel it anymore, she doesn't give me a mouth, I can't get an erection."

"So you're not sad either."

"Well, that's divided."

I smiled and said, "Oh, that's it, since it's all divided, then what else do you want me to do, let me help you reconcile, okay?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded "Well, reconcile"

"What?"

"But not with her."

I looked at Zhou Orangutan, "You have a new goal so soon?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded, and then smiled, "That is, when we had a cold war before, I was looking for a spare tire." ”

"Spare tire?"

Zhou Orangutan said "um", and then patted his chest, "I, Zhou Qinglong, am in the bathing and sauna world, and it is also famous." ”

I glanced at him with disdain.

"Really, which big bathing center are you going to now, or KTV, or a small hair salon, ask Zhou Qinglong, really, unless you are just on the road, or you have to know a little bit about it, if you don't know, I Zhou Qinglong has fooled you for so many years."

I listened to Zhou Orangutan's words, and then smiled helplessly, "It seems that you are really not sad at all." ”

"There's no need to be sad, as long as you have money, women have it." Then Zhou Orangutan hugged my neck, "Little Sixth Brother, I have a crush on a woman, I just want to be nice to her, you say, what should I do." ”

"Really not sad at all?"

"I swear, I'm really not sad, who am I Zhou Orangutan, pick it up, put it down. That's not a problem. ”

I glanced at the orangutan around me, "I feel that Qiao Goulu has changed a lot for you, she is the only one who really wants to live with you, girls need to be coaxed, you go and coax, that's it, it's okay." ”

"I'm not going, I'm tired of it, I don't feel it anymore." Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "I don't lack women, I have money." ”

I took a deep breath, then thought about it and smiled, "You dead orangutan, how can you learn this now." ”

Zhou Orangutan touched his head, "Little Sixth Brother, people will change, this is nothing, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, the relationship between our brothers will not change, as for women, it doesn't matter, what do you say?" ”

I shook my head, "I can't do without women in my life, and I can't break women around me." But I feel that there is a woman who wants to live a good life with you, it is really not easy, and you really have to cherish it. ”

"Okay, little sixth brother, I'll just say it, people will change, and you yourself will change unconsciously, you say that you, yourself are actually constantly changing, but you don't notice the same, just like you say I have changed, I don't think I have changed, I just mature. Little Sixth Brother, don't think so much, you can give me a move. ”

I smiled, shook my head vigorously, and then asked Zhou Orangutan "In this way, you tell me first, which woman you fall in love with, where is it, and what are you going to school for?" ”

"I fell in love with the one that came out."

I was stunned for a moment, then looked at Zhou Orangutan and asked in surprise, "What?" ”

"I said I fell in love with a woman."

"Introduced? Big stage? ”

"Uh-huh, or how do you think we met?"

I sighed, "What are you kidding. ”

"What's there to joke about, I just like it, it's love, and now I open my eyes and close my eyes, and my mind is full of her"

"What's her name?"

"Xiaoli."

I turned my head and said, "Who?" ”

"Xiaoli." Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Why are you so excited?" ”

I touched my head, "I sound so familiar with this name. ”

"Yes, last time she was going to leave your stage, but you had something to do, so she left."

"Why did you run with her?"

"She now works at Lin Yifei's."

"Why did she go to work there?"

"Who knows." Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Little Sixth Brother, why are you so excited." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay." I thought for a moment, "Did you confess to her?" ”

"I was rejected, she didn't believe me."

"And then?"

"She just doesn't believe it, and I need a way to make her believe in me."

"What is the origin of this little separation, do you know?"

"It's just one that comes out, but I don't despise her."

"I don't despise it, one person has one way of life, it's not a big deal, as long as you like it."

"Little Sixth Brother is still very wise in this regard."

"Alright, I got it."

Zhou Orangutan was stunned for a moment: "Then what should I do?" ”

"I'll tell you tomorrow"

"Little Sixth Brother is at your level, do you still have to wait until tomorrow?"

"Well, I'll tell you tomorrow."

"So what am I going to do today?"

"Keep courting."

"Okay. Little Sixth Brother. ”

"How to ask for it."

"Kneeling and begging, lying on your stomach begging, running and begging. Hold on to it. Whatever you want, just ask for it anyway. ”

"Little Sixth Brother, I know." Zhou Orangutan nodded firmly, then stood up and returned to his seat.

I also said those words casually, thinking of this woman, I remembered a lot, and I didn't have the heart to pay attention to Zhou Orangutan at all. The class bell quickly came to mind.

I just thought about it for a whole class.

When class was about to end, I fell asleep.

When I waited to open my eyes, it was time for the big recess.

I stood up, stretched, and just in time to see Zhou Orangutan following the lobster, talking happily about something.

I remembered those words of Zhou Orangutan.

picked up the phone and called Fei Ge directly.

The phone went through quickly, "Hey. ”

"What are you doing?"

"Just woke up, let's say, what's wrong."

"Something."

"Speak."

"It's not my business."

"Let you speak," Fei Ge said very frankly.

I took a deep breath, still a little embarrassed, "Lin Ran wants to go to work with you." ”

"Okay." Fei Ge replied quickly, "What class are you going to?" ”

"I want to be a cashier, with Mo Wan."

"Ask her how long she will come."

"More will be appropriate."

"Whatever, just let her come over directly."

"Well, thank you."

"Fuck you" Fei Ge smiled, "I still come to this set with Lao Tzu, is there anything else?" ”

"No, go to school"

"Well, that's it."

"Wait."

"What's wrong?" Fei Ge smiled and said, "You stupid Liu'er, when did you become thin-skinned, and Lao Tzu is still twisting the ink like this, just say anything, it's okay, what else is there to believe." ”

"Of course not," I thought for a moment, and quickly asked, "I just want to know, are you a new girl nicknamed Xiaoli?" ”

"How do you know?" Fei Ge was very surprised.