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[601] Jumping into the river

I picked up the phone and said lightly, "Hey, what's wrong?" ”

"Sixth brother. It's me."

I pretended not to know, "Who?" ”

"Qiao Goulu."

I smiled and said, "You, it's so late, what's the matter?" ”

"It's something." Qiao Goulu said embarrassedly, "I have to trouble you." ”

I'm a little impatient, in fact, to be honest, I don't have a good impression of Qiao Goulu at all. But I can't just say it and hang up, so I naturally took a deep breath and asked politely, "Well, what's wrong?" You say, it's okay. ”

When Qiao Goulu heard this, he was really happy, "Yes." That's good, sixth brother, I'm really sorry to disturb you, I knew your situation, and now my body is not very comfortable. There are still injuries on my hands, and I should let you rest, but I really can't do anything else. I don't know who to turn to for help, I"

"Just say what you're going to do." I interrupted her directly, "Why are you calling me?" Just say it, you don't have to play with the corner."

Qiao Goulu paused, "But I don't know how to speak. ”

I smiled and said, "How simple to say, how to say directly, the less the better, to express the central idea directly, the most appropriate." ”

"Oh, that's good." Qiao Goulu said: "Zhou Zhou is about to jump into the river." ”

I paused for a moment and felt a little funny, "Jumping into the river?" Why the isn't he going to hit the train. Damn, "I was so angry that I hung up the phone.

After I hung up the phone, I felt very tired, and still a little nauseous, and my body was very unwell, so I lay down and wanted to sleep. In the past two days, there has been no less tossing.

Chen Yang turned his head around, "Liu'er, Liu'er." ”

I glanced at him, "Dry calf." ”

"Who was it just now?"

"Leave it alone." Then I turned around. I closed my eyes and said, "I'm so tired and not feeling well, I want to sleep now, I don't want to care about anything." ”

"What's the matter, you're still scolding the street."

"I'm angry,. I've had enough anyway, I'm uncomfortable right now and just want to sleep. ”

Chen Yang smiled next to me, "As for you, you are still so angry." What should I do if I scare someone's little girl?"

I paused, "How do you know it's a little girl?" ”

"It must be, at this time, it can't be Huixu, Lin Yifei. Why did you say that you were so angry with a woman, next time you will call me, and I will talk to others."

I sighed, "It's not that I'm hot, I'm really helpless." You say that I provoke someone every day. Why are you looking for me for so many things, and besides, I'm really not feeling well now, I want to sleep"

"What's wrong? Who the hell is it" Chen Yang sat up as he followed, "What can't you say." Didn't you just answer the phone?"

I glanced at Chenyang, and then thought for a while, "Guess who made this call just now?" ”

Chen Yang looked at me, "How do I know." Don't you talk nonsense? ”

"It's a woman."

Chen Yang followed and scolded, "Don't talk nonsense." I don't know how to drop it if it's a woman? As soon as Chen Yang finished saying this, he scratched his head, "No, it's not in line with your personality." It stands to reason that it's a woman, you should be a yin love, you're so prodigal, you can't be so angry with a woman. ”

"I don't want to see her."

"Yo hey, who, I heard you just now, you still let people hit the train. You still have humanity, you, it's hard to call people over. I comforted and comforted her."

I glanced at him, "You, this is Mrs. Shi, and I'm not next to you." Right. You're a cow again, not when Shitai was there in the afternoon, that turtle grandson looked."

"Uncle Cao, you are a turtle grandson."

"Silly Bi."

"You're stupid."

Chen Yang nodded, "I won't quarrel with you" and then laughed again, "But to be honest, you are interesting enough, I am feeling that I am in the hospital every night, it's boring, you just come in and accompany me, it's too buddy." I know buddies are boring, but you want to come and accompany buddies, and you don't have to come in this way, you say yes. It's better now, it seems that I can find a few girls to accompany my buddies, so it's even better. “

"," I scolded, "Qiao Goulu called me." ”

"She," Chen Yang suddenly refreshed, "I'm grass." ”

I paused for a moment, "I said it's her, why are you so excited?" ”

"Nonsense, if I'm not excited, why do you say the school chicken is calling you at this time, hurry up and call her over. Hurry, hurry. I'll go and let her hit the train after tonight. ”

"Why did you call her over?"

Chen Yang smiled very much, "Two men, one woman, one is very comfortable, only Japanese action movies can see the environment, do you say you can do it." ”

I thought for a moment, "It used to work, but not now." ”

"Why?" Chen Yang asked suspiciously.

"It's very simple, "I'll spread my hands together" The most direct question, do you want our artist Zhou Orangutan to kill you? ”

Chen Yang then patted his head, "I grass, if you don't say that I forgot, how could Zhou Orangutan get along with Qiao Goulu, I really can't stand it, you said this big living treasure, why do you make these fresh ones every day, and even tell us that Qiao Goulu is a virgin." ”

"Well, do you believe it?"

"Grass, I'd rather believe that Lin Yifei is a virgin."

I paused for a moment and laughed, "Did you say that?" ”

Chen Yang nodded, "At that time, after he told us very solemnly, I told him that Lin Yifei is also a virgin." You know no. Guess what this big living treasure said?"

"I don't know." I glanced at Chenyang, "It's nonsense." ”

Chen Yang smiled, "He nodded and said he knew, I asked him who told him, and he didn't say whether he was alive or dead." He said that he couldn't betray his friends, and I said that this is not called betrayal, so he didn't say it either. I'm very curious, who can talk so much, even these words can come with me."

I looked at Chenyang and smiled, "You know who told him no." ”

"I don't know."

"I said it."

Then Chenyang laughed, and I laughed with Chenyang.

Chenyang interrupted me, "Liu'er, Qiao Goulu called you just now, what are you going to do?" Let's get down to business."

"Damn," I scolded, "I have a headache when I think about the two of them, Qiao Goulu told me that Zhou Orangutan is going to jump into the river." ”

"Really, fake."

"Then who knows." I sighed, "Even if it's about jumping into the river, what do you mean by telling me?" It's not because I drank too much and was hospitalized that he was going to jump into the river, don't you say? ”

Chen Yang nodded, "Well, that's right, I found that Zhou Orangutan has a lot of things every day than anyone else." More than a few of us."

I "en" a sigh "It's too stupid, he always has an accident, but when something happens, he has to toss me at every turn, he and Qiao Goulu skip school, the two of them go to open a house, I have to go to find it, I have to take care of what they do, I have become Zhou Guofa "I thought about it" No, I am more Zhou Guofa than Zhou Guofa, and I have become his guardian. I'm so uncomfortable that I'm going to die right now, and I'm still thinking about their. ”

Chen Yang lit a cigarette, "You say, he won't really want to jump." ”

I didn't even think about it and said, "Love to jump or not, anyway, Lao Tzu doesn't go, Lao Tzu is uncomfortable to death, even if he hits a train or bombs a plane, it's nothing to do." ”

"I guess Qiao Goulu can't tell lies to tease us, she definitely wouldn't dare. Everyone knows your physical condition now, she must have no choice, so she called you, plus Zhou Orangutan's character, these are really not possible. ”

"Love is possible."

"I'll take care of him."

"What if you say he actually jumps?"

After listening to Chenyang's words, I felt that my head was a little messy, and patted my head, "I'm grass, I can't really jump." ”

"To be honest, I don't think so."

I thought for a moment, "I thought he wouldn't be able to jump, but let you just say these words to me." It's also a little depressed. ”

"I'm grass." Chen Yang sat up gently, "Then according to this statement, he doesn't really want to jump." ”

As soon as I heard it, I felt that something was wrong, and then patted my head, "I'm old and uncomfortable, I don't want to say these things, you said this, I just remembered that Zhou Orangutan is that sex, don't really jump." ”

"You hurry up and call Qiao Goulu back, don't really jump at that time, it's more troublesome."

"I'm uncomfortable, I'm going to you. I don't care. Then I turned around again.

"Then you can do whatever you want, you didn't call me anyway." Chen Yang also lay down, "Poor Zhou orangutan, I don't know, the orangutan can swim." But it's like a four-legged animal can swim, just don't drown. Ay. What a good boy. You say how simple people are, how real a person, every day the little sixth brother, the little sixth brother screams, and the back of your ass is like a follower, and gives you cigarettes, and does this and that. Hey, poor thing. Chen Yang's tone was very strange, it looked like he was talking to himself, but in fact, fools understand. That's what he said to me.

"Grass, you uncle, you stupid than Chenyang" After finishing speaking, I sat up, then took out the phone, and scolded at the phone, "Zhou orangutan, you stinky stupid, Lao Tzu cursed your ancestors for 18 generations." Oops, it's so uncomfortable for me to die, I'm going to him. After finishing speaking, I picked up the phone and called Qiao Goulu back, and the phone rang as soon as I said, "Sixth brother." Sixth brother. Qiao Goulu's eager voice came.

I paused for a moment, feeling a little bad, "Where are you now?" ”

"We were on the river side of the suburbs, and Zhou Zhou didn't let me get close to him, saying that I was going to take one more step, and he jumped down."

I sighed, "What's wrong with you, or how did you irritate him?" He's about to jump off the building. ”

"I didn't mean to, either." Then Qiao Goulu said, "What should I do, Sixth Brother." Help, I know it's wrong, he can't do anything. What if he did jump. ”

"Damn, you're more than anything. Grass, you two are a pair of children, one next to the other, everything. I'm" and then I said, "Wait for me there, don't go near him, soothe him, don't let him really jump" After saying that, I hung up the phone.

I hung up the phone, and Chen Yang looked at me, "What's the situation?" ”

I got dressed lightly on the ground, and scolded, "That stupid person I grass his uncle is better than Qiao Goulu, maybe how to stimulate Zhou Orangutan, or he can't jump into the river." ”

When Chen Yang heard it, "It's so serious, it's really jumping?" ”

"I guess it's real this time."

"Why are you so angry?"

I glanced at Chenyang, "It's more than 10 o'clock, I'm not feeling well anywhere now, both eyelids are fighting, I just want to have a good rest, sleep, but now not only can't I sleep, it's still so cold outside, I have to go to them, you said if it was you, would you be angry?" ”

Chen Yang smiled: "You deserve it." Okay, don't complain, but I still can't figure it out, he won't really jump. “

"What do you think," I said, "I'm going to leave you at that, I'm going out now, and I'll see what they want." ”

"Are you okay?"

"What can't I do?"

Chen Yang glanced at me, "Your hand is connected to your physical condition." No problem? ”

I nodded, "That's not a problem." ”

"I'll go with you."

"Pull you down, I'll do it myself. You lie on your stomach, don't make something out of it, I'll have a more uneasy conscience" After finishing speaking, I turned my head to look at Chen Yang, smiled at him, and got off the ground, casually put on a coat and put on shoes, "I'm out, I'll come back later." You're taking care of it here."

"Well, be serious, if you can't handle it yourself, remember to call."

"I'm Zhou Orangutan and his father, if I can't handle it, I won't deal with it."

"If it's really his father, he really can't handle it." Chen Yang followed.

I turned my head to look at Chen Yang at the door again, "Roll the calf." Then he opened the door.

When I got out of the hospital, I suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing, shivering, a little depressed, it was so cold. He said to himself, "This week orangutan, can't you jump into the river on a warmer day?" Even if you jump, you can't find a time to jump at noon, the temperature is so low now. If you jump, you'll be able to swim, and you'll have to freeze to death. How can there be a river jump in this season, I'm really convinced" I scolded while stopping a taxi.

Then I got in the car, "Master, go to the suburbs." ”

"The suburbs."

"It's by the river. When you get there, just stop me by the river."

The driver paused for a moment and turned his head to look at me, "Young man, it's so late, what are you doing there?" ”

"Naturally, something is wrong."

"No, we're not going to run there."

I was a little helpless, "Why don't you run there, it's not that I don't give money." ”

"It's too quiet at night, and the social security has not been good lately, so we don't go there. It's too remote over there. ”

I looked at the master, "No, don't you think I'm a bad person?" When I was done, I smiled and took out the cigarette and handed it to the master, "Come, master, smoke a cigarette." ”

The driver smiled, "The bad guy doesn't have the word bad guy written on his face anymore." Then he reached out and took my cigarette, and I lit it for him again.

"Young man, how did you get this hand?"

"I accidentally touched it."

"Oh, that's it," the driver said, taking a puff of his cigarette and smiling, "what did you touch?" ”

"I just accidentally touched it."

"You can be like this by accident?"

I was really depressed, and this driver master was too ink, so I said very directly, "Master, hurry up and drive, human life is at stake." ”

When the driver heard what I said, he looked at me very vigilantly, "I can't go, young man, you change cars, I'm going to get off work." It's time to go home with my wife and children. He was still smoking my cigarette as he spoke.

"Don't be like this, master, I'll go back after sending it off."

The driver shook his head vigorously, "I really can't go, I can't go, kid." ”

I was a little annoyed, "Love is not going, it's not just you a taxi" and I got out of his car.

Then I got into another taxi next to the hospital. As a result, the driver master is the same as this master, but he doesn't go over there. It's useless to say anything, this time this master is also happy, the smoke is not good, I don't want anything, I just don't go.

I was kicked out of the car again, changed to a different car, and still didn't go.

In the end, when I got into the car in a very depressed mood, the driver asked for fifty yuan, and under normal circumstances, it was a little more than ten yuan, because it was a suburb, and it turned out to be night. It's expensive. Because no one went, he went, 50 was not less, I cut half a sky, and finally cut it to 40. When he wanted to continue slashing, the driver turned around and was about to leave, which meant obviously, he was going not to go. Anyway, now you can't find anyone else to go to.

Then I gritted my teeth and scolded fiercely, "Grass your uncle's Zhou orangutan, you stinky stupid." After scolding, I shuddered, and then shouted at the master, "Master, let's drive." ”

The master was also very happy, and as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he went to the suburbs. And he also chatted with me along the way, saying that he wanted forty, which was less, or something, that I was a child, and that he didn't want me, or something. I still have to cooperate with him. It's vicious.

I have to say that there is still a long way to go to the suburbs. When I arrived at the small river in the suburbs, the driver stopped. I got out of the car and gave the money. Then I looked around, it was so fucking desolate, there was no one. It was quite dark, and it was quite cold, so I started to wander around the river again, and for a while I didn't see anyone.

Then I took out the phone, and just as I wanted to call, Qiao Goulu called me. I picked up the phone and said, "Hey, where are you?" ”

"Sixth brother, I saw you, you keep moving forward now."

"Why didn't I see you?"

"You walk 50 meters, go around the big rock in front of you and see me, you move smaller. And don't talk when you come over, now Zhou Zhou is quite emotional."

"Yes, that's right." I sighed, and walked on, quite dark. I took a look at this small river, it is not particularly muddy, not very dirty, but it is not clean, I heard that a long time ago, this place was crystal clear, that is, when Brother Xu and they were young, there were often people bathing here. Wash clothes. Not anymore, it's far from it. Only fishing.

I walked around the big rock and vaguely saw a man in a skirt. And both arms are still bare. I fluttered for a moment, wear a skirt in this weather? Sure enough, it's Qiao Goulu, powerful enough. This dress is really coquettish, and then I also wore a slipper, which is enough, barefoot, and the cape is scattered, I looked at it fiercely, and it was really a little scary. And, looking at her dress, I feel a little cold. Then I shivered to myself.

My head hurt a little, and I shook my head vigorously.

I walked over to her, "Where's the orangutan?" ”

Qiao Goulu smiled embarrassedly, "Sixth brother, I'm sorry." I really can't help but find you like this. ”

"Where's the orangutan?" I repeated

Qiao Goulu looked at me, then stretched out her hand and pointed across the river.

The river is not very wide, only 5 meters, I looked around the river and found a very serious problem, although the river is only 4 or 5 meters, but it is really not crossable. There are no bridges. I always thought that Zhou Orangutan was on this side of the river, so when I arrived here, I kept looking in front of us, but I didn't see Zhou Orangutan, and I didn't look at the other side, but Qiao Gou showed this point, and I saw it.

This made me depressed, and it also made me a little surprised, "How did he pass?" ”

Qiao Goulu shook his head, "I don't know, then he ran in front, I chased behind, and then he got into a taxi, I followed and took a taxi, and then I was thrown off by him, and then I took a taxi around the city, and called him again, and after a long time, the phone was connected, and then I learned that he was here, and then I ran over, I just ran over, looked for him for a long time, and then saw him, he said he was going to jump into the river." No matter how much I tried to persuade me, it was useless. ”

"Because of what?"

Qiao Golu looked at me, "It's actually quite complicated. ”

"Then you said it simply and clearly, and express the central idea in one sentence, can't you?"

Qiao Goulu thought for a while, "This sentence is really unclear, mainly because there is a misunderstanding in it." ”

"What misunderstanding?"

Qiao Goulu shook his head, "Sixth brother, let's get down to business first." I'll talk about that later. After saying that, I saw her shivering, and then the two hands were together, moving back and forth, and I could see that she was quite cold.

I wrapped myself very tightly, and although I didn't want to see her, I still politely asked her, "Are you cold?" Wear so much? ”

Qiao Goulu hugged his arm, "It's cold." It's cold, it's cold. I can't take it anymore. ”

"If you wear more, won't it be cold?" I thought about it and said.

"Let's look at Zhou Zhou first, sixth brother, what to do. Don't really jump. ”

I sighed, a little helpless, although I didn't like Qiao Goulu very much, but in this case, I still took off my coat and handed it to her, "Put it on." He didn't turn his head to look at her.

Qiao Goulu took the clothes by herself and did not shirk it.

I gave my coat to Qiao Goulu, and it was only then that I suddenly felt that it was so cold this night. Then I looked to the other side, and I saw Zhou Orangutan, and I was sitting by the river, and I could vaguely see a figure, still under the moonlight, and I couldn't see anything else. Just looking at the shape, it looks a lot like him.

I sighed, thought for a moment, and shouted "Zhou orangutan." ”

"Sixth brother, your voice is too small for him to hear."

I paused for a moment, glanced at Qiao Goulu, and then I began to shout loudly, "Zhou orangutan, Zhou orangutan, I'm Wang Yue, did you hear me?" ”

I shouted for a long time, and the person on the other side stood up, and I saw Zhou Orangutan patting his buttocks and shouting at me, "Little Sixth Brother." Why are you here, it's so late, aren't you feeling unwell?"

As soon as I heard it, you uncle, you still know that Lao Tzu is not feeling well, but I definitely can't say that, "I just heard that you are in a bad mood, so I came to see you." What are you doing over there? ”

"Little Sixth Brother, it's better for you, I don't believe in women anymore in the future, I just want you, and I'm still a brother. I don't want to fall in love anymore and have a partner. ”

As soon as I heard this, I suddenly understood a lot, and turned my head and glanced at Qiao Goulu, "What have you done, you can't express the central idea in one sentence, can you?" I think I get it. ”

Qiao Goulu smiled embarrassedly and didn't speak.

But now is not the time to blame her, or ask her what is going on, because Zhou Orangutan seems to be only one step away from the river, what if she really jumps.

I sighed and shouted at the orangutan, "Well, well, it must be us, then why are you running over there." Come here, let's play."

"Little Sixth Brother, I'm not going. I don't want to live anymore. ”

"Why?"

"I'm not going anywhere."

"Fuck your fart, I'm like this, I haven't said anything is going well. You talk. ”

"My daughter-in-law betrayed me."

As soon as I heard Zhou Orangutan say this, I thought for a while, "Nonsense, it's not normal if I don't betray you." But I can't say this directly, what I said was, "Well, what's the matter, you come over and let's talk about it, it's a bit of a misunderstanding now." ”

"I'm not going over, little sixth brother, goodbye."

"Zhou orangutan, give face, don't jump, come here, I'm not feeling well, follow me first."

"I'm not leaving, little sixth brother, bye-bye."

"Good, good orangutan, obedient."

"I'm not going, little sixth brother. Farewell. With that, he took another step forward.

I froze for a moment, and then scolded Zhou Orangutan, "I'm fucking your uncle, Zhou Orangutan, I don't give you face, I'm so uncomfortable at night and I came to look for you, you come over to me now." It's okay, or I'll find a lobster to kill you. ”

After listening to my words, Zhou Orangutan hesitated for a while, and then said very firmly, "I won't go, little sixth brother, we will be brothers again in the next life." Then the orangutan was about to jump into the river.