[602] fell into the river
"Don't, don't" I quickly waved at Zhou Gorilla and shouted at him, "You're crazy." ”
"No, Little Sixth Brother, really, I feel that the world is too unfair to me. I hope that in the next life, I will be brothers with you again and play together. ”
"Zhou orangutan, you still have parents. You have been raised so big, you have no choice but to take care of them. ”
"I don't have parents, they're not my parents." Zhou Orangutan was anxious for a moment, and then took another step forward, "I don't have such parents. ”
"But you still have a brother."
"Little Sixth Brother. Don't say anything. I hope to be brothers with you again in the next life. After Zhou Gorilla finished speaking, he reached the river with one foot.
"You can't say that, Ang?"
Zhou Orangutan followed and shouted, "Little Sixth Brother." Remember me. ”
"You wait, wait a few minutes before jumping."
Zhou Orangutan paused: "What are you going to do?" ”
"Say something, you'll wait."
"I'm not waiting."
"I'm fucking grass your uncle Zhou orangutan." I shouted, "you, you're going to jump, you're going to jump anyway, can you die?" ”
Zhou Orangutan followed and said, "I can't die, what do I mean, I still dance." ”
"Let the you wait, you wait. I'm so angry, I'm your guardian. You old demon moth who has accidents all the time, you are stupid, and you are angry with me. ”
"Little Sixth Brother, why are you scolding me like this?"
"Give me a jump."
"Then I'll jump."
I looked at the orangutans around me, and I really wanted to jump, so I quickly changed my words, "Then you can jump again later." ”
"What are you doing? You don't need to persuade me, no one can change what I decide. ”
"I didn't ask you to change, just let you wait, no problem."
"I don't want to wait."
"If you treat me as a brother, you'll wait, okay? I won't stop you from jumping, but if you really think of me as a brother, you can jump again, no problem. ”
Zhou Orangutan was silent over there, "Well, I still have a few brothers." At least my brother won't betray me. Then the orangutan stood still, "Wait for you for 5 minutes, and then I'll jump." "When you're done, get your posture ready.
I sighed, "You're ready now, can you hold still for 5 minutes?" ”
Zhou Orangutan thought for a moment, "yes", and then took the posture back again. Standing by the river, looking at the two of us.
I looked at the river carefully, then turned my head to look at Qiao Goulu, and my voice was deliberately lowered "How wide is this river"
"About four meters."
"How did you say he got through?"
"I don't know, there's no place to go around here."
"And how deep is this river?"
"I don't know, Sixth Brother, why did you ask me such a difficult question."
"Grass," I scolded, "you're done, if he jumps, you're really done." ”
This scared Qiao Gou to the point of exposure. Immediately ran to my side, "Sixth brother, sixth brother, what do you mean by this?" “
"It's not interesting, you can think for yourself. I see that no one can stop his posture, and he is really going to jump. ”
"Then he's really going to jump, what should I do?"
I glanced at Qiao Goulu, "Isn't it all because of you, it's also because of your responsibility." ”
"I didn't do anything, why did I do it?"
"Fart, say it yourself, what are you doing again, making such a simple Zhou orangutan jump into the river."
"What didn't I do?"
"Grass, you probably didn't do anything, did you? You must have done something that Zhou Orangutan couldn't accept, or he couldn't jump into the river. I wondered, how could such a simple child as Zhou Orangutan make you jump into the river"
Qiao Goulu himself muttered there, "If he is like you, so complicated, wouldn't he have to jump." ”
I paused for a moment, "What do you say about me, you." ”
"No, no" Qiao Goulu hurriedly shook his head, "I mean I don't feel anything, he can't accept it, and he is going to jump off the building, I really haven't done anything excessive." ”
"Pull it down, don't keep talking to me all the time, you think everyone is like Zhou Orangutan, you don't know what you are like."
"Really, Sixth Brother," then Qiao Gou Lu pulled my arm and stretched out his hand to point to the figure opposite, "Let's talk about what he should do first." Don't really jump, I'm so big, I haven't met a boy who jumped into the river because I'm going to jump. ”
"Because you jumped into the river?"
Qiao Goulu nodded, "Yes." ”
I then scolded, "What the hell do you think everyone is the same as Zhou Orangutan who is stupid and soulless 25." My mind is full of paste. Grass, that's trouble" and I shivered, "It's cold." If you jump down on this day, you will have to freeze to death if you don't drown. ”
"Sixth brother, it's all up to you, don't let him jump."
I shook my head, "I can't help it, I can work hard, I have worked hard, and the rest depends on creation." ”
"Don't, Sixth Brother."
I sighed, "Anyway, you also know the power of their family, this orangutan was also forced by you, you can persuade yourself, if you can't persuade it, I won't persuade it, I'll go back and tell Shen Ping and Zhou Guo about this matter, don't worry, they must believe me very much." You can handle the rest by yourself, not only you, but your mother and father, and finally your evil uncle, and gameoVeR together. That's when I'm happy. ”
After I finished speaking, Qiao Gou took a look at it, "Little Sixth Brother." You scare me. ”
"I scared you?" I smiled along, "What would you think if you raised your own flesh and blood for more than ten years, and someone made you jump into the river and return to the west?" Do you know the seriousness of your matter? ”
"Sixth brother. Don't keep scaring me. ”
"Really, you are behind the old Zhou family. Their family is such a baby bump, I don't believe you don't know, you are like this, you just wait to regret it, really, I vouch for my personality. ”
"You? Personality? ”
I shouted, "What's wrong?" ”
Qiao Goulu shook her head, "It's okay." Sixth brother, you can help me. I'll change it later, can't I?"
I thought for a moment, "There's only one last resort." ”
"What?"
"You said you loved him."
"I just said that."
"If you try harder, the meat you say is numb, you want to be more meaty, and you want to be more disgusting, how disgusting and disgusting, it's no problem."
Qiao Golu looked at me, "It's okay to say this. ”
"So what's the other problem?"
"The problem is, I'm afraid you can't stand it."
"Grass," I scolded, "You scold the street, I can't stand it." ”
Qiao Goulu heard "Oh, that's good" and then turned his head again, "Zhou Zhou, I love you, don't jump, okay." ”
As soon as Zhou Orangutan heard Qiao Goulu say this, "I stood up after a while, don't say you love me, you are not qualified to say that you love me, you are not worthy of saying that you love me." ”
"But I really, really love you. I can't live without you in my world, since I met you, I have understood, what is **, what is called the feeling of heartbeat, since I met you, I have understood, I will be so heartbroken for a man, I have understood, how boring my previous life was, I have understood how important you are to have me. It's only now that I truly understand that I love you. I love you so much. ”
I was a little depressed, and turned my head to look at Qiao Goulu, "You've only known him for a few days, if it's me, I won't believe it." ”
Qiao Goulu glared at me and ignored me.
I followed up and said, "Orangutan Zhou, I feel like what she said is true." ”
I'm done with that. Zhou Orangutan followed and said, "I don't believe it, I don't believe her, she said she loves me, then you ask her, who is the man in her house just now, and she lied to me." In fact, she knew that I loved her, and she played with my feelings. I don't like to be toyed with," Zhou said loudly, "Don't love me anymore, I won't trust her anymore." She's a liar, a liar."
As soon as I heard this, I took a deep breath, turned my head to look at Qiao Goulu, and then smiled.
I laughed, and Qiao Goulu subconsciously took two steps back, "Sixth brother, what's wrong." ”
I shook my head, "It's okay, I'll just say, such a kind and simple Zhou orangutan wouldn't jump into the river for no reason." You're still telling me it's okay? ”
"It's really okay" After Qiao Goulu finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Zhou Orangutan, "Zhou Zhou, do you remember our agreement with Rainbow that day, do you remember our oath, we said it at the beginning, why do you want to leave me alone now." ”
I don't know why, listening to Qiao Goulu talk like this, I got goosebumps. But I held back.
"You still remember our agreement, who is the man who was in your house just now, why didn't you tell me."
"You didn't give me a chance to tell you, that's my cousin."
"Cousin? Cousin is wandering around your house shirtless? Are you a fool of me? ”
Qiao Goulu paused for a moment, "I swear, that's really my cousin, if not, I'll have five thunderstorms every day." ”
As soon as I heard this, my voice was not loud, "I grass, you are really swearing." ”
"The most important thing is to save people." Qiao Goulu followed and said, "Zhou Zhou, I swear so, don't you believe it?" My cousin, just my cousin, we don't have anything, he goes to our house, he just takes the clothes he threw at our house, that's why he is shirtless, what you see is not true. ”
"Then why are you naked, too?"
"I'm taking a shower."
"Do you think I'm a fool?"
"No, I know I can't explain it, you come here, I'll talk to you, okay? I have sworn it all, don't you still believe me? ”
I sighed and looked at Qiao Goulu, "If it rains and thunders in the future, I have to stay away from you to save accidental injury." ”
Qiao Goulu looked at me. As soon as he wanted to speak, the orangutan Zhou on the other side spoke, "How do you make me believe you, you ask the little sixth brother, does he believe it?" ”
As soon as I heard this, I pinched my right hand with my left hand, and then said, "I believe, I believe, Zhou Orangutan, you forgot, she was still a virgin when she was with you, how could she give herself to another man so quickly?" ”
When Qiao Goulu heard this, he said, "Yes, you should believe it." You have to remember our vows. ”
I suddenly felt a little sick to my stomach, I don't know if it was because of the uncomfortable drinking, or because of Qiao Goulu's words, but it was a little nauseous.
Zhou Orangutan was silent for a long time. "Okay, even if I believe you, but I really know how to open myself, I can't think of it." I can't think about it. After Zhou Gorilla finished speaking, he had to jump down again.
This time I was really anxious, "I'll fucking grass your uncle, Zhou orangutan, you jumped today, I'll go down and kill you." Then I took a few steps forward, "You have a father and a mother, and a brother and a daughter-in-law, you jump." Then I took another step forward, "Look at your appearance, I look down on you, you don't have any sunshine, and you jump into the river." Why the don't you buy a machine gun and muttered to yourself" After scolding, I was emotional and wanted to move forward again.
"Sixth brother."
I turned my head to look at Qiao Goulu, "You fucking shut up for me." ”
"No, Sixth Brother."
"Fuck you, uncle." After I finished speaking, I took a step forward, "Zhou orangutan, I'm you" Before the word "orangutan" could be uttered, I suddenly felt that my feet slipped, and then I didn't stand firm and rolled into the river with a "oops".