"Smack".

Loud bang.

I put it in the paper bag, and the bikini thong that I forgot to take out was thrown out by the squad leader and smashed hard in my face.

The class leader left the paper bag and school uniform under the tree, and turned away without looking back.

"Whoever likes to wear that kind of shameless clothes, you can find someone to help you mend the buttons!"

Ah, miserable...... It's all Xiaoqin's trouble, I forgot to take out such a discordant thing!

And I thought that the squad leader was talking about taekwondo gym experience coupons, and Balabala said a bunch of things, making the squad leader mistakenly think that I really wanted to send a thong for her to wear!

Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me when I have a chance to show it in the future!

What a cheat! The misunderstanding of the dead father! Although this thong is really for your brother, he will never give me buttons!

The prestige of the squad leader has dropped again! weishenme I want to brush the prestige the most, but I can't always brush it!

In any case, the bikini thong is a hot potato in your hand, and it is better to give it to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.

Unfortunately, the recess was over quickly, and in biology class, Qin chirped jokes to me.

"Ye Lin, I have recently collected a lot of materials for drawing comics, and there are very funny jokes among them!"

"For example, the following one is very ridiculous, let me tell you! Be careful not to laugh out loud in class! ”

It doesn't matter if I want to hear it or not, I preach to myself:

"There was a hunter who went hunting in the forest, and suddenly he saw a black bear!"

He raised his gun and fired a shot at the bear, but it missed! Instead, I was caught by a bear! ”

As soon as Xiaoqin said two sentences, she covered her stomach and laughed to herself.

"Hahahaha, that...... The bear said, 'I will give you two ways, the first way is to be eaten by me, and the second way is to blow the trumpet to me.' ’”

"The hunter thought: stay in the green mountains, and don't be afraid of running out of firewood. So he blew the horn for the bear......"

Nima, don't talk about it! What a joke! The green girl told this kind of joke innocently, and Aunt Ren's face was lost by her daughter! Do you still have a lower limit, do you still have a temperament!

Behind the joke, it is nothing more than saying that the hunter changes to stronger firepower every time, and every time he is defeated by the bear and forced to blow the trumpet, Zuihou Xiong asked in wonder:

"Are you here to hunt, or are you here to blow the trumpet?"

After telling the joke, Xiaoqin laughed so hard that if she hadn't blocked it with a book, she would have been warned by the teacher.

I looked serious and didn't understand that Xiao Qin Weishenme thought the joke was so ridiculous.

“haha…… Why don't Ye Lin laugh! It's such a funny joke......"

"Where's the laugh?"

"Laugh...... The joke is ...... The hunter is obviously going to hunt, and Weishenme will carry a horn with him every time! The black bear can talk, it's not even a music lover...... People who make up jokes are so lacking in common sense! ”

No way! After a long time, don't you understand what "blowing the trumpet" means? I thought that you went to the infirmary every day to learn from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of yellow information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go to the road of crime, so it turns out that you mainly ask for breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one sentence in the east and one sentence in the west, but sometimes it is not clear what everyone understands!

After class, Xiaoqin told the joke to the class leader again, and the class leader hurriedly covered Xiaoqin's mouth halfway through the lecture, and looked at me angrily, as if I had taught Xiaoqin badly.

This creature named Celery may have existed to distract me from doing something wrong, and this time, I can't forget to give away the thong.

Next to the flower bed, Shu Zhe, who was called out by me, put away his thong, and complained that I was procrastinating and delaying him to make money.

"Less nonsense!" I said, "Don't let your sister see these panties, or we'll die!" ”

Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any pair of underwear!" ”

This one is different! I can also say that other underwear is Shu Zhe's personal hobby, if this thong has been seen by the squad leader, the squad leader immediately knows that I sent it!

My sister doesn't accept sexy underwear, so she transfers it to her younger brother, and the squad leader will definitely think I'm a super pervert and shoot me in the head with one shot!

The panty matter came to an end, and I remembered the business of blowing up balloons that Uncle Fireball had suggested.

I bought the balloon and the lipstick, it should be said that everything is ready, and I only owe Shu Zhe.

So I wanted Shu Zhe to come to my house to blow up balloons, but I hadn't thought about how Zuihou's income would be distributed, so I hesitated.

At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:

"Recently, I have seen the two of you together, and you two have a good relationship!"

Shu Zhe immediately changed to the pre-adult good baby mode, and patted his ass:

"It's Sister Yuhong! Sister Yuhong seems to have lost weight recently! ”

The big horn didn't take Shu Zhe's sycophants seriously, and Haha walked away with a smile.

I thought to myself: You are so affectionate in person, but you don't call people "big horns" behind your back?

Because of this episode, coupled with the joke Xiaoqin told earlier, I was going to say, "After school, come to my house and blow up balloons for me!" ”

It turned out to be a mistake and said, "After school, come to my house and blow the trumpet for me!" ”

Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an extremely shocked and frightened expression, and the gum in his mouth almost didn't swallow.

"Brother Ye, Brother Ye Lin, what did you say?"

The sun at the zenith was dizzy, and I didn't realize for a moment that I was wrong.

"Just blowing the trumpet, don't you want to make money?"

"Just、Even if it is to give me money......"

"You don't want to? It's really strange......" I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee!" ”

"Could it be that Ye Linge's employees ...... Do I have to do this kind of thing for you! ”

"Isn't that hard? Elementary school students will! ”

Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.

"Brother Ye Lin, how do you know that elementary school students will be able to ...... Don't...... You let them blow it to you? ”

"I've seen it anyway!" I said generously, "It's just that they didn't blow it for me, they blew it themselves!" ”

"Blowing and playing?" Even the young Shu Zhe felt that he couldn't keep up with the times, he pulled his legs and wanted to escape, but I held down his shoulders and left without listening, which was quite rude to my boss.

"Brother Ye Lin, let me go! I'm not going to do this kind of thing anyway! ”

"Weishenme doesn't do it? Isn't it easy? ”

"It's not easy at all! And it's so perverted! ”

"Huh? Are you, the person who wears a bikini thong to school, qualified to say the word 'perverted'? Listen, blow it for 50 yuan at a time, it's easy to earn! ”

"What? It's only 50 bucks!? ”

You can earn 50 yuan by blowing up a balloon, and Shu Zhe is actually too little.

"By the way, it costs 50 yuan to put on lipstick and blow it, otherwise it's 20 ......"

“20？ Brother Ye Lin, you look down on me too much! ”

"Anyway, if you want to get 50 yuan, you must leave a lip print to count!"

"In ...... Leave a lip print on that thing!? ”

Shu Zhe tried harder to break free from me, of course, under the control of my Sparta, but in vain.

"I'm not going to your house! I don't do that kind of thing! Don't do it even if you die! ”

"Huh? Do you have a psychological shadow on my family? In that case, let's find a place in the school where no one is around, and you can blow it to me secretly! ”

"In ...... At school? Shu Zhe looked frightened, as if he had just escaped from the sinking Titanic.

Seeing that he couldn't escape my clutches, Shu Zhe's eyes turned red, and the way he bit his lower lip was quite like his sister.

"Brother Ye Lin, can you spare me...... That kind of thing, let's let my sister do it for you in the future......"

I scoffed, "How is that possible?" There's no way your sister would agree! ”

"Hmm...... Generally speaking, it is really impossible, so you have to confirm the relationship with your sister first......"

Huh? Why blow up a balloon to determine the relationship? I mean, it's impossible to get the squad leader to put on lipstick and blow up balloons!

"Then don't mention this kind of thing, listen to my sister in everything, and show that you think about her everywhere......"

It's just a balloon, is it really that troublesome? And also after the relationship is determined?

"When my sister thinks you deserve a reward, ask you what you want to eat and what you want, and you deliberately pretend to be distressed, waiting for her to take the initiative to talk to you......"

It's so complicated! Is this the method you have come up with over the years to deal with your sister?

"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time very aggrieved, your buddy's girlfriends, all blow to them......"

Yes? Speaking of my buddies, the school basketball team has the most, is it possible that their family is in the adult products business?

"My sister must be very angry when she hears you say this, but don't quarrel with her, you must criticize yourself fiercely, saying that you are perverted, and your friends are also perverts, and you must break off friends with them in the future."

"Not only do you have to criticize yourself, but you also have to show your loyalty to your sister, saying that you are in a daze, and you have not been able to resist the invasion of this depraved society, and you feel unfair when you see others like this...... Be sure to emphasize the word 'fairness', the trick is to pretend to be a wronged child, and it works better with tears! ”

"In short, although there is no guarantee that the success rate is 100%, as long as the motherhood of my sister is aroused, there is still such a possibility......"

What is the possibility? Blowing up a balloon is more troublesome than marrying a daughter-in-law! If it's not for the unwillingness to deceive customers, I can blow it myself!

"Hey, you've said a lot, and you've confused me! If you don't blow it, the customer will be dissatisfied! ”

"Gu ...... Customer!? Shu Zhe's eyes, which were already wide to the limit, continued to widen, "Do you actually want me to blow it to customers?" And it only costs 50!? ”

"I—I'm not going to agree to such a thing!" Coriander stuffed buns said to give me 4,000 yuan to let me go to open a room with him, but I didn't agree! ”

Nonsense! What kind of capital do you use to open a house with someone! Then it's time for you to be as you are!

"Brother Ye Lin, you are too bad for me...... I've said so many good things about you to my sister......"

Shu Zhe didn't know Weishenme, and cried profusely.

"Hey, what the hell is wrong with you? Is it necessary to be so sad just to blow up a balloon to sell? ”

"Blowing up balloons?" Shu Zhe raised his teary eyes, "Isn't it blowing a trumpet?" ”

"Huh? Did I just tell you to blow the trumpet? ”

"This balloon is a real balloon, isn't it another name for something?"

"A real balloon, of course! ...... for a few cents a stationery store"

"Brother Ye Lin, you're angry with me!"

Shu Zhe punched me hard in the chest, biting my lip and running away.

Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but am I not doing anything today...... Why do you do everything so badly?