Because things didn't go well today, I was a little depressed and my face was gloomy.

Walking on the steps back to the teaching building, I yujian Xiong Yaoyue, who came back from volleyball.

"Huh? You seem to be in a bad mood! ”

Xiong Yaoyue asked me with a frown.

"Well, because you can't always meet happy things......"

"Hey! Always have a bitter face, and happy things will avoid you! Be happy, be happy! ”

She patted me on the shoulder without hesitation.

"It's easy to say, but if you can say joy, you will be happy......"

Xiong Yaoyue held her chin very seriously and thought:

"That is, you have to let your bad mood run away first? In that case, it would be better to ......."

"Why don't you beat me up?"

"What!?"

"Beat me up, and your mood will improve! Don't underestimate me, I'm a knife in my brother's ribs! ”

She gave me a thumbs up and said to me, "No problem, just do it!" At the same time, he smiled heartily, and the two small tiger teeth in his mouth reflected the light of the sun.

What a brilliance! It's glaring! I can't look at it anymore! Anyway, you're too brotherly, aren't you? In order to make my "best friend" feel better, do you not hesitate to beat me up?

But even if you don't care, there's no way I'm going to openly hit a girl on the playground! I can't even do Xiaoqin, who has bullied me for many years, let alone you!

So I understand this kindness, you still have to restrain your "man" attributes, learn from Xiaoqin how to sell cuteness, and strive to marry a good family in the future.

When I got back to the classroom, I found that Qin was sneaking around, peeking at what was in the paper bag I was hanging on the side of my desk.

Deliberately hung to the left side of the desk far away from Xiaoqin, and still didn't escape! The squad leader originally promised me the Qingzi School Park school uniform that was mending the buttons.,Now my father is lying in a paper bag regardless of my mother's don't want it! Looks like I'm going to have to go home and work as a sewing myself!

I feigned anger and said, "Didn't you say that if you look at my things, you will be expelled!" ”

Xiaoqin shuddered for a moment, and hurriedly defended:

"I—I didn't go through Ye Lin's bag! Just accidentally took a look! ”

"If you're not careful, you can't do it!" I said with a serious face, "Since I broke the agreement, then I will officially fire you today......"

Xiao Qin, whose face was pale, gritted her teeth, and suddenly reached out and pointed to the open back window.

"If Ye Lin wants to expel me, I'll jump out of the window right away!!"

Huh? This is the second floor! Is it a threat of suicide? Women's three tricks: one crying, two troubles, three hangings, you are perfect in application! I'm sorry for you! Once upon a time, you were a tomboy for many years, and just by reading girl's comics, you had no teacher! It seems that Xiong Yaoyue's top priority is not to find a math teacher to make up for her homework, but to worship you as a teacher, hurry up and tutor the basic skills of girls!

"Teach me! Mr. Cress! ”

Shouldn't Xiong Yaoyue bow down in front of you very sincerely and seriously learn to "de-master"?

Although I thought that with Xiaoqin's skills, jumping from the second floor might not be able to fall to her death, but just in case, I still retracted the words to expel her.

"Ye Lin's school uniform in Qingzi School Park was prepared to sneak into Qingzi School Park to see Amy, right?"

After finally regaining her composure, Xiaoqin asked me.

"yes!" I said angrily, "Now I don't know where the button has fallen, I'm afraid I won't be able to fool the security guard in the future!" ”

"That...... If Ye Lin doesn't dislike it, I'll sew this dress! ”

Xiaoqin lovingly proposed.

"You?" I'm suspicious of her sewing jishu.,And the squad leader said that he usually collects a lot of buttons.,There are similar buttons to Qingzi School Park.,Where does Xiaoqin get that kind of button?

"Leave it to me! Sewing and mending Ye Lin's clothes is one of my top ten wishes in this life! Please be sure to satisfy me! ”

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... By the way, other wishes are to marry Ye Lin, travel to Shijie with Ye Lin, and ......have children with Ye Lin."

That's enough! It is enough to fulfill the wish of sewing clothes! Make the other nine wishes come true in your dreams!

I handed the paper bag to Celery, and she happily accepted it.

"I will definitely use love as a material to completely repair Ye Lin's clothes!"

Xiaoqin swore an oath, and turned her head to Xiangyou's side, and made a grimace at the squad leader who was carefully previewing and didn't pay attention to this side at all.

Do you feel like you've taken back the power to sew and mend my clothes, so you've won? Don't feel good about yourself! Even if I ask the squad leader to sew clothes for me now, the squad leader won't agree!

However, Niu Shili thought that Xiaoqin's grimace was made at him, and he was startled.

"Xiaoqin, you ......"

As soon as Niu Shili asked half a sentence, Xiaoqin had a phobia attack of androphobia, and turned back to read the book seriously in fear, not daring to talk to Niu Shili.

Niu Shili was uncomfortable, and he didn't calm down in half of the class.

At lunchtime, because of the hot weather, everyone was reluctant to run far, so the cafeteria was overcrowded, and inadvertently, Xiaoqin, Xiong Yaoyue, Gong Caicai, Da Horn and PHS squeezed into a table with me.

The class leader was called by Teacher Yu to talk about things, and he hasn't come back yet, but even if he comes back, he may not be willing to eat at the same table with me, right?

It's really a bit awkward to be next to a boy who fantasizes about wearing a thong every day.

What's more, I'm not particularly wronged, because the squad leader's younger brother is really because I wear a thong almost every day!

I ate the beans in worry, it's really unpalatable, it's so salty, did the canteen aunt kill the salt seller!

On my left is Xiaoqin, on my right is PHS, and Gong Caicai is sitting between Xiong Yaoyue and the big speaker.

Gong Caicai was originally reluctant to sit next to Xiong Yaoyue, but first, there was no other place in the cafeteria, and secondly, Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help but pull hard, so she had to sit down silently.

Then he lowered his head and ate in small bites, occasionally raising his eyes to look at me on the other side, and when he noticed that I had noticed her words, he immediately flashed his gaze, as if he had done something wrong.

With so many girls sitting at the same table, it is inevitable to talk about some gossip.

The loudspeaker spoke first:

"Yueyue, do you think we can win the first place in the grade group in this girls' volleyball game? The squad leader is quite serious. ”

"Of course!" Xiong Yaoyue said proudly, "What is the first place in the grade group!" My goal is to be number one in the school! ”

"Huh? That's not easy, is it? I heard that the third (3rd) class is the school flower and their class, and there are excellent students who are very good at volleyball......"

"What's that! Who can defend me and the squad leader's perfect match, as well as the double smash? Hmph, if the squad leader is willing to listen to me and cut her hair short, obviously the speed can be increased by 20%......"

Don't give that advice to the class leader! A girl's long hair is precious! The class leader has been wearing such long hair since elementary school, how can he cut it off at your beheed! As a girl, how about you be a little considerate of your compatriots!

Because the people at the table were all girls except me, Xiaoqin was more relaxed, and she took the opportunity to stick her body to me while talking to PHS on my right.

"Well, I've been picking novels lately, can you introduce me to some good novels? PHS: You must have read a lot of novels! ”

It's very rude to call people by their nicknames...... However, I am not qualified to speak of her, and I don't remember PHS's real name.

PHS said faintly: "I've seen a lot, and I still like Guo Jingming in comparison...... A novel that was pressed under Han Han. ”

Isn't Nima BL! You rotten girl! Don't infect Xiaoqin with strange hobbies!

"I just found out," the loudspeaker said as he pulled a hair out of the rice, "there's only one boy at our table!" Do you have to ask him for a treat? ”

I was not convinced: "Why do I have to have a treat?" ”

The loudspeaker laughed and said, "We have so many girls to accompany you, aren't you secretly happy?" ”

"Hmph, I didn't invite you over!" I continued to look down and pick up the rice, it was unpalatable.

"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly interjected, "That's it, Ye Lin, Gong Caicai's boobs will be touched for you, and then you can invite everyone to drink Yousan Ru, okay?" ”

After saying that, he gave me a look.

Damn, you firmly believe that I'm gay, so I think even if Gong Caicai is touched by me, I won't suffer, so that you can not only rub my sour ru with everyone, but also make me feel better, right? You're funny! There's something wrong with the logic! If I'm gay, I won't be in a mood even if I touch Gong Caicai's boobs!

And when it comes to yosan ru, don't you have a bottle on your hand? Isn't one bottle enough! Even if you want to rub my drink, you should at least change the type!

Hearing Xiong Yaoyue say this, the loudspeaker first started to laugh, and Gong Caicai blushed all of a sudden, lowering her head and not daring to look at me.

Xiong Yaoyue was afraid that the world would not mess up, so she held up Gong Caicai's chin, forced her to raise her head, and unceremoniously patted her pair of breasts.

"It's genuine, Tong Su is not deceived!" Xiong Yaoyue said like a businessman shouting, "And Caicai, don't keep a straight face, smile at the customer!" Everyone's good acid ru depends on you! ”

Xiaoqin suddenly said loudly: "You can't let Ye Lin touch it!" But if I had to touch it, I'd treat everyone to a drink! ”

Huh? What kind of idea are you playing? Do you think that if you touch the giant 'ru' of Gong Caicai, you, a poor ru, will be able to get the light and promote development?

Gong Caicai was like a little rabbit under the mouth of the big bad wolf, and pleaded pitifully:

"No...... Don't touch me, okay? As long as you don't touch me, I'll buy you a yosan ru......"

"Forget it! Caicai, you really don't have a sense of humor! Xiong Yaoyue saw that Gong Caicai took it seriously, so she stopped joking with her.

Xiaoqin still wanted to attack Gong Caicai's chest, so frightened that Gong Caicai almost fell under the table.

After being warned by me, Xiaoqin was a little honest for a while, but soon said unwillingly: "Why don't I tell you a joke!" ”