I told Lin Youyang that my teachers at my previous school knew how to fight and taught me one and a half moves, plus I was always naughty when I was in school and often fought with others, so I had more experience in fighting, just like now.

Unexpectedly, Lin Youyang shook his head and said, "No, you lied to me, it's definitely not that simple, even if you have learned sanda, but you can't take the gun?" Honestly, did you ever spend time in the army? ”

I laughed and said I had to be in the army to be able to shoot a spear? Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? Now that the Internet is so developed, you can find a lot of videos about gun-grabbing by just checking the Internet.

"No, Shi Xiaoren, you just lied to me, no matter what so-called videos you watched, without a real gun drill, you can't be so skillful in snatching his gun, if you really haven't studied in the army... Then you... It can't be some kind of outrage, right? "I didn't expect Lin Youyang to be quite smart, and he wasn't simply deceived by me.

"Rogue criminals? Have you ever seen a gangster cross the street as blatantly as I am? Have you ever seen a gangster who is as bold as I am to deal with your police? ”

"But ......"

"What's there? If you ask me, I'll tell you, and if I tell you, you still don't believe it, you're so hard to serve! If you don't believe me, you can go back to the Public Security Bureau to check my file and see if I lied to you. ”

"Hmm... Then I believe that you have no criminal record, so can you teach me your kung fu? ”

This little girl, who was waiting for me here?

"Then how can it be done, I have said it, it is an ancestral kung fu, how can I give it to you casually? Besides, you police officers also learn some fighting skills and self-defense techniques, right? ”

"Those are all fancy fists and embroidered legs, and they are not of much use! Just like today, when I really encounter the most vicious criminals, there is nothing I can do. You just teach me, it's really not good, can I learn art from a teacher? Lin Yuyang's big eyes glanced at her, it was very tempting, I really wanted to kiss her again!

It wasn't impossible to teach her, so I said, "Well... Let me think about it! ”

Ten minutes, the two of us arrived at the substation, I got out of the car and couldn't wait to go to the reception room to find Liu Yixue, she sat elegant and dignified, revealing a charming atmosphere everywhere, I stood at the door, I couldn't bear to disturb this beautiful woman like a painting.

"You like your boss, don't you?" Lin Yuyang whispered beside me.

"Go, don't talk nonsense, if there is someone who is more rude and willful and unreasonable than you, it must be my female boss, Liu Yixue."

"Say it again!?"

"Ahh I was wrong! Let go! ”

Lin Youyang pinched the meat on my waist with his hand, I was itchy and painful and quickly begged for mercy, Liu Yixue turned around when she heard the sound, and the green silk swung with it, like a fairy...

I think I have some ****** phenomenon, because I hate a person, you will hate everything about her, but I don't hate Liu Yixue's appearance at all, and I even feel that when I see her, my mind is calm.

Liu Yixue walked towards us with high heels, but walking was a little unnatural, I remembered, when I was plotted in the parking lot before, I pushed Liu Yixue, and it was estimated that it was that time that my foot was broken.

"Mr. Liu, thank you for lending me your employees, the matter has been satisfactorily resolved." Lin Yuyang said to Liu Yixue.

"I can't think he's still a little useful, if it's okay, then let's go?"

"Let's change our clothes first, and then you can go."

"Well, let's go."

Exercise! Two beauties are talking and laughing, and there is nothing to do with me, right? As everyone knows, I am the one who contributed the most to the whole thing!

After they both changed their clothes, I went out of the police station with Liu Yixue, and I cheekily said, Mr. Liu, it's not early, can you give me a while?

Liu Yixue had the same attitude as I expected, and said coldly: "You are dreaming! ”

"Mr. Liu, I'm for your good, aren't you on your feet? How do you drive with a broken foot? Or I'll help you drive, what if you drive in pain and something happens? You're so young and pretty, you'll be ...... if you're disfigured."

"Crow's beak! You shut up! I don't need you to drive even if I'm in a car accident! Liu Yixue said resolutely, I forgot, this is a tsundere girl, a tsundere woman who will not bow to a man no matter what... Of course, in this way, women generally eat soft rather than hard.

"Mr. Liu, let me help you drive, I used to have a broken foot, and I also think it's okay to go out to play with the pain, but the more you move your foot, the more it hurts, you have a lot of opportunities, you have to go to work tomorrow, you can't limp anymore, right?" This time, my attitude was not as provocative as before, and it was quite sincere.

Liu Yixue said resentfully: "If you hadn't pushed me, my feet wouldn't have been broken, what a nice thing to say, let me run first, what will happen?" Did I run away? ”

"Hehe, I'm sorry, get in the car, I promise to send you home safely."

Liu Yixue glanced at me and got into the co-pilot, I wanted to help her, but she shook my hand away.

When I got in the car, I asked Liu Yixue, did those people try anything wrong today, but Liu Yixue said that there was no way to collect evidence, because there was no sound in the surveillance video, so what they said about collecting money to discount my leg was not recorded, and the content of the video was still my first hand, and the four of them were beaten so badly, and the four of them insisted that it was an ordinary civil dispute, and said that if they didn't arrest me, it was for her sake...

Damn, what is this theory? Because I did it first, and this thing is over? I asked, "Then they ambushed us in vain?" ”

Liu Yixue sneered and said: "Who told you to have such a bad character and provoke people who shouldn't be messed with?" I really want to know who is so ruthless and wants to pay to break your legs. ”

"What's wrong? Mr. Liu, do you feel sorry for me and want to help me take revenge? I laughed.

Liu Yixue snorted coldly and said: "You think too much, people like you should be beaten and killed, I want to ask the gang of thugs that person is looking for, they are not reliable at all, I want to spend more money and find some professional people, you can't take care of yourself if you are beaten!" ”

"The most poisonous woman's heart! Mr. Liu, according to the price of the black market, it is about 8,000 to break a leg without leaving a trace, or if you give me 8,000, I will break my own leg? ”

"Think beautifully! What if you're clever with me? You can choose to break your leg at work, so that not only can you get my 8,000 yuan, but you can also count your work injury, get insurance, and then recuperate at home. Liu Yixue's analysis is the head.

Liu Yixue seems immature in some aspects, such as the Ning Ye wine incident that I still haunt to this day, of course, until now she also thinks that I am reversing right and wrong in that matter, but I have to admit that Liu Yixue is still familiar with her work, for example, in this matter, she can easily draw inferences, which is enough to show that she is excellent at work.

Immediately, Liu Yixue said to me: "By the way, accompany me to Sea Cucumber Island next Sunday to step on it." ”

Hearing her words, I felt as if I had received a holy decree, thinking that my efforts today were not in vain! She jumped to her feet angrily, and finally heard the good news, Liu Yixue thought that she had seized the opportunity to fix me, but she didn't know that she was jumping into the trap I had already dug step by step......

"Sea cucumber island? What are you going to do there? But I have something to do next weekend! "I can't happily agree, otherwise Liu Yixue will see the clues.

"Something? What can you do? I'm telling you, if I tell you to go, you have to go, otherwise, I'll make you absent from work for no reason! Liu Yixue said arrogantly.

"Have you got something fresh? Do you know to scare me with my little salary? I asked, feigning displeasure.

"It's not new, it works! Next Sunday, wait for me to inform! "My heart is very different from my surface, and I have already begun to make up for the blood-spurting picture of Liu Yixue in a bikini.

It seems that I added a new WeChat account to Liu Yixue at that time, and it was really a very correct decision! This WeChat account is definitely a treasure, I can use it to trick this big-chested Liu Yixue...... It's shameless, but I like it!

I sent Liu Yixue downstairs to park the car, and asked her earnestly: "Mr. Liu, it's not early, do you want to buy you something to eat?" ”

"No, I'll do it myself at home." After speaking, I got out of the car with Liu Yixue.

"Mr. Liu, look... I'll send you downstairs, why don't you invite me up for a cup of coffee or something? ”

"Whimsical! There is no coffee, there is crane top red, do you drink it? With that, she turned and went into the building.

I stood in place, watching her disappearing seductive figure and secretly sighed, why can't you be as gentle as Xin Xin? But I immediately shook my head, how could I have any hope for this tsundere boss?

But I still sent him a text message: go home and apply ice to your feet first, then soak in hot water, your sprain this time is not serious, and it will be fine soon.

"Don't worry about it!"

......

In the summer of D City, you can walk around the streets, change a skewer stall a day, and eat a summer without the same; You can also go to the beach to walk on the beach, blow the sea breeze, and feel the gifts of nature.

But either way, I feel like I still need a girlfriend, so that I will get the greatest spiritual satisfaction, Xin Xin... How can I pursue her?

There is also the troublesome Jiang Yanzhu, although her words are very ugly, I should still find a chance to explain to her.

After I got home, I went on WeChat, and Liu Yixue actually took the initiative to send me WeChat, she said: Are you there?

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"This shameless rascal is getting more and more emboldened, and I decided to use the method you said to make him lose face!"

"You've really decided?"

"It's decided! Although the sacrifice is a bit big, he must be treated well! You don't know how brazen he is, and today he's... Peek while I'm changing clothes! ”

Hahaha! Fortunately, I had the courage to take off the cloth strip at that time, not only admired Liu Yixue's graceful figure, but also bought one get one free and took a Lin melodious! The most important thing is to make Liu Yixue angry because of this, and then jump into the trap.

I sent Liu Yixue two crying emojis and said: I envy this rascal so much......

"Die! If you're a hooligan, I'll block you! ”

"Haha, I'm kidding, but it's the weekend, and the two of you are still together on the weekend? It seems that your relationship with this 'hooligan' needs to be investigated! ”