Chapter 28: My First Kiss!
The two of us walked towards the ATM, and we really saw two middle-aged people in tattered clothes at the door, one of them was standing, the other was squatting, both holding cigarettes in their hands, and their eyes were looking around, with fierceness in their eyes, and they were very aggressive, like two vicious wolves, which was daunting.
When the two of us walked to the position not far from the robber, I suddenly got into trouble and stood still, Lin Youyang turned his head to look at me, and I said, "Wife, I'm hungry, let's go have some dinner first, shall we?" ”
Lin Youyang narrowed his big eyes and said with a smile: "Let's go and get the money first, right?" ”
I whispered in her ear, "You should call me husband..."
"Shi Xiaoren! You want to die! Lin looked at me angrily.
"You have to play a full set of acting... You sweep it with your afterglow... They're staring at us right now..."
"You did it on purpose! Shi Xiaoren! You're messing around! ”
"Hurry up, if you don't call again, our identities will be exposed..."
"Husband, let's go get the money first, shall we?" This "husband" calls me refreshed! I turned around and put my hands under her armpits and put my arms around her back, not to mention, this little waist is so thin.
Lin Youyang didn't dare to make any other moves, for fear of arousing the suspicion of the two criminals, I was about ten centimeters taller than her, so at this angle, I just saw her sexy collarbone.
The collarbone, also known as the "beauty bone", is known by many as the sexiest part of a woman's body. And Lin's melodious collarbone, the depth of the bone socket is moderate, and it looks even more tempting against the background of smooth and smooth skin.
Lin's melodious face was red, her delicate little mouth was smeared with transparent lip gloss, which looked crystal clear and charming, I finally couldn't help it, and lowered my head to kiss her lips.
I think kissing is very sacred, so every time I kiss, I close my eyes, but this time is different, because I conclude that Lin Yuyang will definitely not close his eyes.
Sure enough, Lin Youyang's eyes were round, and she looked at me blankly, her face was flushed, and the temperature on her face rose sharply, which was both shy and angry. I said in my heart that this reflection is too big, right?
If it really is, then I'm making a lot of money! A heat surged up in my heart, and I stuck out my tongue to find out, but helplessly, Lin's melodious teeth were clenched, and no matter how strong I was, I couldn't pry her teeth open with my tongue.
I had an idea, reached out and hit her Zhangmen acupoint, which is commonly known as the "laughing acupoint", Lin Youyang instantly opened her teeth, and I took the opportunity to poke my tongue into her mouth thoroughly, and wrapped it around her slippery tongue with saliva......
Although I don't have enough experience in that area, my kissing skills are okay, but Lin Yuyang didn't give me a chance to show it, and I bit it down in one bite! I was bitten off my tongue, and I burst into tears.
Lin Youyang pushed me away and scolded angrily: "You! You son of a bitch! ”
"Good! You dare to bite me! With that, I turned and walked into the two criminals.
"Big brother, you give me a comment, you say, is it wrong for me to kiss my own daughter-in-law? She actually bit my tongue, isn't this an obliteration of her husband!? "When I spoke, Lin Youyang was already crying without tears, how could she have thought that I really took the initiative to find them?
I continued: "Okay, you Lin Yuyang, since you are unkind, then don't blame me for being unjust!" Big brother, let me tell you, in fact, this woman is a policeman, and she is here to arrest you! ”
Lin Youyang was obviously frightened by my words, and at the same time, criminal A had already pulled out a pistol from behind...
There is no doubt that I have stepped on his tail, they are outlaws, their psychological defense is extremely extreme, they can live one more day in this world is earned, and killing one more person is also earned...
At the same time as he raised his gun, Lin Youyang had already rolled towards the ground, which was a good defensive habit.
But I didn't give the offender a chance, I turned around and slashed down with a very vicious side knife, distorting his ankle, only to hear his painful "ahhhhhhh
I hurriedly kicked the gun away, and the other criminal had already pulled out the gun and pointed it at me, but he was not fast enough for me, and before he could pull the trigger, I had already put my index finger behind the trigger, and he tried to pull it but found that he couldn't press it anyway.
I twisted the momentum and aimed the muzzle of the black hole at his thigh, and then pulled my finger out instantly, "Bang"... The gun rang out, and the bullet was embedded deep in his thigh, and blood flowed down.
I snatched the gun with the simplest of techniques, and at that moment, numerous policemen came running towards us in all directions.
"This guy is too good at it, isn't he? Shoot steadily and accurately! ”
"Which police station is this guy from!?"
"Have we contacted the special forces?"
......
The voices of praise were endless, and I really amazed all of them with my skills, and there were many people who took pictures, so I quickly blocked my face and ran into the car.
I looked out of the car, the two gangsters had been completely subdued, at this time, Lin Youyang also got into the car, I said to her: "I didn't expect these two buddies to really have guns!" ”
Lin Yuyang's face was very ugly, she didn't answer me, her eyes were full of anger when she looked at me, and she raised her hand and hit me in the face.
If I were a different person, I might catch him, but Lin Yuyang in front of me, although he has a man's heart, but after all, he is a woman, so I had to put my hand on my face and was hit by her.
She was so angry that she wouldn't give up, and she threw another punch at me, and I grabbed her hand, pulled her over and pulled her to my lap, holding her hands with both hands.
She tried hard to break free of me, but in vain, and she finally spoke: "Let go!" ”
"Don't let go, let go and you'll hit me again." As I spoke, I was still greedily sniffing the faint body fragrance on her body.
"Shi Xiaoren, you are really a villain! Why are you so shameless!? And, did you know that what you just did was really dangerous? ”
"You care about me, huh?"
"What does it matter to me whether you die or not!? I'm afraid they'll shoot and hurt the crowd! Shi Xiaoren, I admit that you are good at kung fu, but if you are so heroic, you will harm others sooner or later! "I can see that Lin Youyang is really angry with what I did just now, she is a qualified people's policeman.
"I did it with certainty. Well, then I apologize to you for this. ”
"Is that all there is to it!? And what!? ”
I knew she was referring to me kissing her, but I still pretended to be stupid and said, "And? What else? You mean I kiss you."
"You're embarrassed to say it! Let me go! I'm going to beat you to death! ”
"I don't seem to have done anything wrong, you see, first, we just pretended to be boyfriend and girlfriend, then I call you wife, you must be okay to call me husband, right? Second, as you can see, the two of them are outlaws, like frightened birds, extremely vigilant, and it is impossible to approach them easily, so I kissed you, and the result? Am I next to them? And then subdued them? ”
"Don't make excuses! Let me ask you, how many people have you kissed with this broken mouth? ”
"What a broken mouth, that was my first kiss just now!"
"Get out! I don't believe you! ”
Just as the two of us were fighting in the car, the car was surrounded by more and more people, and I clearly heard them say: "This is the car, the master just now got into this car!" ”
"And yes! And the woman got into the car too! They seem to be plainclothes! ”
"It's not just plainclothes! Didn't you see that they kissed just now? They are the Condor Heroes! ”
......
Fortunately, the color of the glass is very dark, and you can't see the inside from the outside, otherwise Lin Youyang and I will definitely make the headlines of tomorrow's newspaper.
"We'll settle our accounts later! You're letting go of me! I let go of Lin Yuyang, she quickly started the car, and shook off the people who were gradually surrounding her.
"Where are we going now?"
"Of course I'm back to the police! Otherwise, stay and wait for the headlines? ”
"It's good to be in the headlines, I'm famous, didn't you hear what everyone called us just now?" The Condor Heroes'Hey! How cool is that! Director Lin's daughter, Lin Youyang, and Shi Xiaoren, an employee of the Northern Travel Agency...... Ay! Officer Lin, I'm kidding, don't take it seriously! Don't make a fuss! Lin Yuyang held the steering wheel with one hand, and took out her matching gun with the other hand and put it against my waist......
"Shi Xiaoren, I warn you, don't mention the matter of the two of us to anyone, otherwise, I will cut your tongue, and then you will know what it means to be 'no way to report to the official'!" Lin Youyang is right, the daughter of the dignified director of the Public Security Bureau, even if she kills me, hehe......
"If you don't mention it, don't mention it, Officer Lin, was it your first kiss just now? My first kiss was reserved for my future wife..."
"How could it not!? Hey, hey, it's like you've lost it! My first kiss actually gave you such a scoundrel! ”
As soon as I heard that it was her first kiss, I was in a surprisingly good mood, leaning back, leisurely crossing Erlang's legs, and Lin Youyang didn't take the initiative to take care of me.
After a while, Lin Youyang answered the phone, it was her who called, listening to her on the phone, it should be discussing today's matter, and she also looked at me from time to time.
After hanging up the phone, she glanced at me meaningfully and said, "Shi Xiaoren, okay, you, you've become a celebrity." ”
"Huh? What do you mean? ”
"What else can you mean? You have been advertised as a people's hero, the media wants to interview you, and the city bureau has agreed, let's go to the branch office first, and then go to the city bureau where they are being detained for an interview. ”
I quickly shook my head and said that I don't accept interviews, she asked me why, I said no why, I just didn't want to be interviewed, after arriving at the substation, I left with Mr. Liu, if someone asks about you, you say I don't want to be interviewed, I just want to be an unsung hero.
"The Unsung Hero... What a nice thing you say! Bah, you're a scoundrel! I don't know if you were photographed by others when you kissed me, and if I was photographed by others, my face would be lost..."
"I said Officer Lin, what are you ashamed of? You're beautiful, but I'm not ugly, right? Hearing me say this, Lin Youyang looked at me again, and then sighed and said, "Alas, under this face, why is there such a dirty soul? But where did you learn that kung fu? It's too hard, isn't it? ”