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"What's there to pity about this??" Nie Canglong began to pout, "Poor people must have something to hate, didn't you hear how she scolded me??" ”

"Beauty, there are always some privileges...... "The girl said with a smile.

"I know that ethnic minorities get extra points in the college entrance examination, and I haven't heard of beautiful women also getting extra points......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes and said.

"You say you're a big man, what do you have to do with a woman??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said.

"Although I gave birth to a boy, I don't have a rule that I can't have a heart that is more careful than a woman. I'll be careful......" Nie Canglong muttered.

"Look at you, how can you look like a child who hasn't grown up?? Do you sleep on the kang at night?? The girl listened to the man's words, she was really angry and funny, but she also felt that it made sense, and no one stipulated that men should not be careful.

"Cut ......" Nie Canglong sneered disdainfully, "Since I was fifteen years old, I haven't urinated on the kang again......"

"Puff......" The girl couldn't hold back for a while, so she laughed, and looked at Nie Canglong with a pair of beautiful big eyes, "You really dare to say it, your mother told me a long time ago, you didn't urinate on the kang until you were seventeen years old, and for this, you haven't lived in high school ......."

"This ......" Nie Canglong's face turned red at that time, "My mother said that it was fun, I really haven't peed on the kang when I was fifteen years old, and I know my own affairs best......"

"But your mother knows your mattress better than you do, and she said that you wanted to study geology because you were gifted with maps...... " the girl said with a smile.

"Slander, naked slander...... Nie Canglong said with a bare face.

"Wouldn't it??" Wang Xueying's little brain poked in through the crack in the door, and looked at the master and his wife with some surprise, "Master is seventeen years old and still urinating on the kang??" It's incredible......"

"You prove it to me......" Nie Canglong's face couldn't help but turn even redder when he saw the unlucky apprentice coming in, glared at Qin Xiaojun, and said.

"Who made you deliberately weird?? Do you depend on me?? The girl pouted. Said.

"Anyway, you have to prove it to me, otherwise I'll tell me about your urine, anyway, your sister would have told me a long time ago......" Nie Canglong was a bit of a scoundrel. In fact, it's not that he's a scoundrel, but that he is justifying himself now, and he has no strength at all, and people will definitely not believe it.

"Threaten me, don't you??" The girl's little face immediately turned red. Glaring at the man, he said.

"When did I threaten you?? I'm just asking you to be realistic, and if you don't, I'll be realistic, by the way. When I was seventeen years old, I was in junior high school, not yet in high school, and I was eighteen years old in high school......," Nie Canglong said.

"Can my sister tell you about me?? Don't you dream......" Although the girl's tone was quite disdainful, no matter how she listened to it, she felt a sense of weakness.

"You don't believe it??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl with a smile and said.

"I ...... I don't believe it...... I don't believe my sister can be so boring......" The girl said this, obviously lacking confidence, what kind of person her sister is. She knew it all too well. Don't look at them on the surface, they all seem to be gentle and virtuous girls, but in fact, they are all black and fatal, and they are born to the same father, even if there is a difference, it is not much bigger.

"Then I'm really going to say it......" Nie Canglong's eyes narrowed.

"Ahem......" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Wang Xueying and coughed twice. Actually, your master didn't urinate when he was eight years old. This is what your grandmother told me personally......"...,

"Oh......" Wang Xueying nodded stupidly, "Grandma said it." That must be the truth......" After that, Ma Yu'er retracted her brain again, and it seemed that Master and Master were going to talk about some private things, and if you didn't evacuate quickly, maybe you would have to be killed.

"Yes, yes, it's respectful of the facts......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded, "Since you have already told the truth, then the facts I know will not be said......"

"Little Green Snake, I remember you, you wait for me......" The girl hasn't suffered such a big loss, so she was unwilling to say cruel words to Nie Canglong.

"You're not trying to tell me the truth, are you??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows proudly and said.

"No ......" the girl hurriedly shook her head, "I just asked you to wait, don't you want to wait for me??" ”

"Waiting for you?? Of course I don't want to, do I have to wait?? Accompanying you is my main task, as long as you say a word, even if you, I will accompany you......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"I'm ......" The girl's little face suddenly turned red, and she pointed at the man's nose angrily, "You shameless thing, you are shameless, can you not get involved with me??" ”

"Of course not, the two of us are winged birds, and even Li Zhi can't be separated in this life...... Nie Canglong said triumphantly.

"The flesh is numb...... the girl made a goosebump look.

"For you, no matter how you die, it's worth ......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl affectionately and said.

"Vomit ......" the girl pretended to vomit, "can you not disgust me so much??" I can't stand it......"

"I'm telling the truth, how can you say I'm disgusting to you?? You broke my heart, you know? I'm going to tell the truth, I'm going to tell the truth......" Nie Canglong immediately pretended to be dissatisfied.

"Can you stop using this trick?? Do you think my mouth is not as sharp as yours?? The girl's little face suddenly darkened.

"Your mouth is not ......as sharp as mine," Nie Canglong said as a matter of course.

"Okay, that's what you said," ...... girl's little face showed a hideous smile, "Someone's nineteen years old......"

"Okay, good......" Nie Canglong panicked when he heard the girl say that she was nineteen years old, and hurriedly covered the girl's mouth, "None of us will say it, no one will say it, okay?" ”

"Weishenme don't say it?? I remember someone once wrote a love letter to a chubby girl in his class when he was nineteen, right? Then I read it on the school radio......" The girl pulled the man's hand away and said with a sneer.

"That doesn't count, I lost a bet with my buddy, that's why I wrote it, what kind of vision do I have?? Can you look at a chubby girl like that?? Nie Canglong hurriedly said.

"Do you have a high vision??" The girl raised an eyebrow. Asked.

"Whether I have a high vision or not, it depends on your ......," Nie Canglong said.

"It's really quite high......" The girl pondered for a moment, and couldn't help but nod her head seriously. However, you don't feel a little ashamed of yourself?? Feel like a toad and want to eat swan meat?? ”

"No......" Nie Canglong shook his head vigorously.

"Really??" The girl raised an eyebrow and turned her head to look in the direction of the window. "Someone ...... Sixteen"

"Yes, yes, yes......" As soon as Nie Canglong heard the girl say that she was sixteen years old, his face suddenly changed greatly, and he covered the girl's mouth again, "Grandma, just spare me." Why does my mom tell you everything?? ”

"No way, I didn't want to hear it, who knew that your mother was too enthusiastic, so she had to tell me about you, from the time you were bare-bottomed, to the time you were admitted to college, as if I was afraid that I didn't understand you, and I picked up the fun and said......" The girl pulled the man's hand again. Said triumphantly. …,

"Grandma. You just spare me, let's not say anyone, in the middle or not?? Nie Canglong pleaded.

"This ......," the girl pretended to mutter, "everything must be said to others, and I haven't done anything unpleasant, what's not to say??" ”

"I'm doing all the wrong thing. Just tell me about it, you haven't done anything wrong. Then talk about yours......" Nie Canglong said.

"Didn't you just say you wanted to stay with me?? Why are you leaving me alone now?? Even if you believe that there are ghosts in this world, you can't believe the man's mouth......" The girl shook her head in disappointment.

"There are ghosts in this world. We've all seen several of them......" Nie Canglong said.

"Anyway, I don't believe your mouth......" The girl glanced at the man and said angrily.

"Xiaojun, the two of us are a family, and the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, let's talk nonsense here, haven't we let outsiders see the joke??" Nie Canglong said.

"Who's with your family??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said.

"You are my daughter-in-law, of course you and I are a family......" Nie Canglong said as a matter of course.

"Your surname is Nie, my surname is Qin, can I get it with your family??" The girl pursed her lips and said.

"In the past, it was not allowed to intermarry with the same surname, and if the two of us had the same surname, it would not be a family...... Nie Canglong said.

"When will I become your daughter-in-law?? Do you have a marriage certificate? The girl gave the man a blank look and said disdainfully.

"This ......" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, and a trace of surprise appeared on his face, "I'll take this with you when we go back to Beijing......"

"Who's going to get a certificate with you??" The girl was a little embarrassed, "Warn you, if you talk nonsense, I'll let you test the medicine for me......"

"Don't dare, don't dare......" Nie Canglong's face changed at that time, although the laxative just now didn't work for himself, who could guarantee that Qin Xiaojun didn't have a more powerful medicine in his hand? ? Today, Qin Xiaojun can make a laxative that can make Yuan Da Immortal get hit, and tomorrow he may be able to make a laxative that can make him get hit.

"Hmph......" the girl snorted coldly, "Actually, I have long found out that this era of great liberation is simply my paradise, do you know??" Stopping and stopping along the way, Xiaoqing has already brought me a variety of legendary medicinal herbs......"

"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "Really??" Congratulations on that......"

"Thank you......" The girl smiled faintly, "The medicine I gave you is a Chinese patent medicine called Tongtiansan, this medicine is in powder form, exposed to the air for a certain time, it will volatilize into the air, colorless and odorless, its main function is to make the intestines spasm, in order to achieve the purpose of cleansing the intestines......"

"Uh......" Nie Canglong felt big drops of sweat beads coming out of his pores, "This medicine should be regarded as a health care medicine......

"You're right, it's a health medicine, I also have a medicine called sniff ointment, the effect is similar to Tongtiansan, and the inhalation method is very simple, do you want to try it......" The girl said.

"This ......" Nie Canglong's face instantly turned pale, and his body swayed at that time. No, no, no, I can't, I'm special. will waste your medicine ......"

"Then you say, who will test the medicine for me?? The medicine I dispensed, I can't just use it indiscriminately without knowing the efficacy, right?? This irresponsible approach. It's going to kill you......" the girl said with a smile.

"This ......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, and the corner of his eye glanced at Yuan Siyu who was lying on the bed, "Otherwise, let Sister Yuan try, Sister Yuan is also a land immortal." The physical fitness is good, and she is not as special as me, so let her try the medicine, just enough to give Shiyan the effect of the drug. ”…,

"You're still not a man, are you?? I really misjudged you when there is danger to push it on the woman's head......" The girl glared at the man and said.

"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment and glanced at Yuan Siyu, "I have never treated her as a woman." This should have nothing to do with whether I'm a man or not, right?? ”

"Why doesn't it matter?? I said it mattered. It's a ......," the girl said angrily.

"Yes, yes, I listen to your ......" Nie Canglong nodded busily.

"Now, I'll give you a task...... the girl's face softened, and she took out a small paper bag from her arms, "This is the olfactory cream I prepared, and it is also a laxative." Just put it under your nose and sniff it to stimulate intestinal spasms. Get rid of all the toxins in the intestines, feces, etc., ......"

"Jun. You're so amazing...... "Nie Canglong felt a little dizzy, such a beautiful girl, why do you like to study laxatives so much??

"Sensei pat the sycophant...... the girl rolled her eyes, "With that sycophant kung fu, it's better to quickly test the medicine for me, and give me the effect of the medicine, it's more effective than your sycophant for ten days and half a month......"

"This ......" Nie Canglong felt a little numb in his scalp, "What's wrong with clinical shiyan, there is also a voluntary principle, right?" Aren't you chasing ducks to the shelves? ”

"You've been a duck??" The girl glanced at the man, but the words she said were quite fierce.

"I ......" Nie Canglong's face darkened and glared at the girl angrily, "How can you insult me like this??" Do you know how much you hurt my fragile mind when you say something like this? ”

"Sensei give me this set of ......" The girl rolled her eyes, "You just say you don't want to try the medicine, give me a happy word, if you don't want to try, I'll find someone else to ......"

"This ......" Nie Canglong was a little embarrassed, "Then who do you want to find??" ”

"Who am I looking for, what does it matter to you?? Are the two of us related? The girl said indifferently.

"You're going to use this trick to bully me......" Nie Canglong muttered and took the paper bag from the girl's hand, and in the girl's satisfied smile, he opened the paper bag, revealing a small piece of pale yellow ointment, put it to his nose and sniffed it.

"How?? How does it feel? The girl asked in a low voice with a pair of big eyes and staring straight at the man.

"Do you feel it??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and felt his body carefully, "There is a smell of jasmine, it feels quite refreshing......"

"I know it's jasmine, I'm asking you what it feels like in your stomach......" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.

"I don't feel it......" Nie Canglong shook his head and said.

"Impossible?? I let the demon beast try this medicine, and I pulled it for a long time......" The girl frowned and took the paper bag from the man's hand.

"Your level of nonsense is getting higher and higher, and you have let the demon beast try it?? You've been under my nose all the time, why don't I know when you let the monster test the medicine?? Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes, feeling that there might be some mental problems with his daughter-in-law.

"Do you know everything??" The girl gave the man a blank look, "I won't let Xiaoqing go to find a demon beast to experiment??" ”

"Xiaoqing?? Can you let Xiaoqing test the medicine......" As soon as the girl mentioned Xiaoqing, Nie Canglong's eyes lit up, Xiaoqing's strength was still quite good, and it was also a dragon body, which was much stronger than the human physique, so using it to test the medicine was the best choice.

"You didn't think of it?? But Xiaoqing is a dragon, and no matter what kind of medicine it is, it won't work on it......" The girl rolled her eyes and said.

"Nothing works?? I saw it eating the Dragon Balls, if the Dragon Balls don't work for it, can it rush to eat them?? "Nie Canglong's first feeling is that he doesn't believe it, when did Xiaoqing become so powerful? ?

"The dragon ball is from the dragon, so it will work on it, we have so many Neidan, when have you seen it eat??" The girl gave the man a vicious look and said.

"That's ......" Nie Canglong thought about it, and couldn't help but nodded, "But Xiaoqing can't speak, how do you know how the demon beast will react after it is eaten by the demon beast?" ”

"This is too simple...... the girl pursed her lips, "The way I communicate with Xiaoqing is something you can't imagine......"

"Can you two still communicate with your minds??" Nie Canglong felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, as if he couldn't communicate with her with his thoughts.

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