Chapter 494: An Old Problem
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"It can't be ......," the girl shook her head, "but we grew up together, and she can understand what I say, and I can ......guess what she says."
"Oh, ......I see," Nie Canglong couldn't help but nod, "Dare you two still communicate like this??" ”
"That's ......" the girl became proud, "Xiaoqing told me that as long as it appears, no matter what kind of demon beast it is, it can suppress ......"
"That demon beast is unlucky, it's just a natural guinea pig......" Nie Canglong said nicely, but he didn't think so in his heart, what kind of demon beast can be suppressed, you can try a land fairy-level demon beast? ? It seems that this Xiaoqing is also a braggart. k update
"So......" The girl's big eyes rolled, "The demon beast will have diarrhea when it smells, and you will be fine if you smell it, which shows that the effect of my medicine is basically around the land immortals......"
"What does this mean?? Why is it around the land immortals?? Nie Canglong was puzzled.
"I'm talking about the range of effects...... "The girl said with a blank look at the man.
"I told you, I'm a special person, you asked me to try the medicine, but I couldn't test it......" Nie Canglong said helplessly.
"What's wrong with the special?? Special is not a person?? The girl gave him an angry look, "I tell you, you are also proud, one day I will cure you......"
"It's not possible to cure me with medicine, but if you use other methods, I think it's quite possible,......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"Little green snake, I think you're really itching...... girl's little face darkened, "I found that you have been getting more and more gentlemanly these days......"
"Really??" Nie Canglong was happy at the time, "Am I really a gentleman??" ”
"Well, very gentleman. Very gentleman......" The girl couldn't help but sneer.
"This ......" Nie Canglong gently hugged the girl's waist and kissed her lightly on the cheek, "Can you not scare me so much?" It's not that you don't know. What I'm most afraid of is that you sneered......"
"Let go of me......" the girl said coldly, with a small face.
"Don't let go of ......" Nie Canglong not only didn't let go of the girl, but hugged her tighter, "I just want to hold you like this......"
"I don't like to let you hold ......," the girl pouted. Said.
"If you're not happy, you have to be happy......" Nie Canglong leaned into the girl's ear and whispered.
"You're so domineering...... the girl glanced at the man, "Do you believe it or not, I'll give you a dose of fierce medicine??" ”
"I don't believe it, I know you're reluctant......" Nie Canglong gently licked the girl's earlobe and said.
"I hate ......" girl's earlobe for the man to lick. At that time, it was a trembling, the little hand reached the man's waist, and twisted it fiercely on the soft flesh of his waist, "I'm really angry if you do this again......"
"Yes, yes, I'm not like this......" Nie Canglong smiled, "After eating in a while, I'll go to Kaishan, do you want to follow me to have a look??" ”
"Coming with you to see?? What do you think?? "The girl's eyes lit up." You mean. You're going to take me to heaven?? ”
"Yes...... Nie Canglong nodded with a smile and kissed her on the cheek, "Do you want to go??" ”
"Since you have asked me so sincerely, then I will reluctantly agree to you......" The girl's big eyes rolled and she said with a smile.
"Hey, beauty. If you really give face, let me kiss you, right?? Nie Canglong made a flattered expression on his face. Said. …,
"You've got to get an inch, right??" The girl's little face pulled down.
"I've asked you so sincerely, you can reluctantly agree to me......" Nie Canglong shook the girl's body. Said with a dead face.
"I hate ......" The girl couldn't help but laugh out loud when she saw the stinky virtue of the man's dead face.
"I'll kiss you......" Nie Canglong smiled and leaned to the girl's lips and sucked lightly on her pink lips.
"No......" the girl pretended to refuse, making a pretense of not letting the man succeed.
"What's not to do?? You promised me to propose, we are an unmarried couple, and an unmarried couple is also a husband and wife, what's wrong with a kiss?? "Nie Canglong has to be a relative.
"I can't say no...... just can'" the girl said in a coquettish voice with her little hand over the man's mouth.
"If you can't do it, you have to do it......" Nie Canglong's tongue licked lightly on the girl's palm.
"I hate ......" The girl's little hand retracted violently as if it was electrocuted, "You bully me now, if I really marry you, will I still have a way to live in the future??" I'm going to regret my marriage......"
"No......" Nie Canglong pecked the girl's lips, "As a woman, you have to be three and four virtues, since you have promised to marry me, it will be my daughter-in-law, and it will not be counted if you say it in the future......"
"I haven't married you yet, according to my unmarried father, I have to listen to my father, besides, why do you say that I am your daughter-in-law?? Did my dad say yes? If my dad doesn't agree, even if I nod my head, it's useless......" The girl doesn't mind reasoning with a man about the issue of three obedience and four virtues.
"Your dad will definitely agree......" Nie Canglong was quite confident.
"I'm ......" the girl gave the man a blank look, "My dad told me about you a long time ago, saying that you have too many problems, let me think more about it when dealing with you......"
"Impossible......" Nie Canglong shook his head vigorously, "Your father has long been ...... He ...... long ago"
Nie Canglong felt that he had almost missed his mouth, and confided out what the future father-in-law had said to him, and couldn't help but smile, so he kept silent.
"What did he have a long time ago??" The girl's eyes became fierce.
"It's nothing......" Nie Canglong smiled, and twisted his head to the side, not daring to make eye contact with the girl.
"Do you want to say it?? What the hell did my dad tell you?? The girl immediately opened her aura, and her voice was cold.
"I really didn't say anything...... Nie Canglong lowered his head, his eyes sneaked into the girl's little face, that look, that expression, just like a schoolboy who did something wrong.
"......" The girl didn't say anything more, just stared at the man with a pair of big cold eyes.
"This ......" Nie Canglong swallowed his saliva, "Your dad really didn't say anything......
"......" The girl still didn't speak. The big eyes didn't even blink, this jiashi made everyone who was targeted feel pressure.
"If I did. You can't be in a hurry with me......" Nie Canglong raised his head, the expression on his face was a little gray, and he still didn't resist the girl's pressure in the end.
"Hmph......" The girl snorted coldly, staring at the man's eyes with big eyes.
"Your father warned me......" Nie Canglong said with a slumped head.
"Huh......" the girl snorted again. But I just listened to you, my dad seems to be quite satisfied with you, right? ”
"Are you going to make it when you're done listening to me??" Nie Canglong said with a bitter face.
"Are you gasping for breath??" The girl gave the man a fierce look, "What don't you say quickly??" ”…,
"Your dad said it was better to use Durex. Contraceptive pills must also be read, but it is best to use Durex, if it kills someone, he will fly to Peking University and castrate me...... "Nie Canglong feels that he is very useless, and his father has said that he is on this, how can he still have no results at all? ?
"You ......" the girl's little face turned red at that time, and she was already ashamed of herself, "What did you say?? My dad will tell you this?? You are talking nonsense......"
"I don't know why he suddenly told me this......" Nie Canglong said here. I'm really proud in my heart. After all, the father-in-law has already said all such words, which means that he has already done the old man.
"I don't believe it, it's just that you are talking nonsense......" The girl's little mouth pouted, and her little face was red and was about to burst hot, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will ignore you again in the future......"
"I swear to God. If I fool you about this, I'm going to let me go out and get the car to kill me. Drink water to choke water, and eat to choke to death. Thunder makes thunder hack to death, and when you, you are constipated and die......" Nie Canglong began to swear poison.
"You haven't even relieved yourself, why are you still constipated??" The girl was a little angry, listening to the man's poisonous oath, eighty percent of what he said was really true, and I don't know which string of my father is wrong, and he actually said something like that to this villain, that kind of thing, if it is a mother, it is almost the same, is there a father who said it??
"I just said that I generally don't release my hands, and I didn't say that I won't release my hands for the rest of my life, even if it is digested cleanly, there will be a certain amount of residual ......" Nie Canglong said with a serious face.
"I don't believe it anyway, I just don't believe it......" the girl said viciously, pouting.
"Then how do you believe it??" Nie Canglong asked.
"No matter what you say, anyway, I just don't believe it, I don't believe anything......" The girl's big eyes are already a little moist, and her father is really too angry with her daughter, how can you say that? ?
"Okay, okay, if you don't believe it, you won't believe it......" Nie Canglong saw that the girl was about to cry, and suddenly panicked, "I'm fooling you, okay?" Let's not cry, really, I'm fooling you, how could your dad say something like that?? No way, it's not scientific......"
"Forget it, I just believe you?? I'll clean up my dad when I go back......" The girl saw the man's anxious and panicked look, and her heart was quite warm, but thinking that he had made a poisonous oath just now, her tone was a little soft, and she couldn't let the poisonous oath come true, right? ? In this world, anything is possible, such as an oath or something, but you can't make it randomly.
"Can you please stop saying that I told you?? I'm afraid your dad will beat me......" Nie Canglong said cautiously.
"If I ask him, he doesn't know you told me??" The girl felt that Nie Canglong's IQ might have a problem, so she couldn't help but give him a blank look, you are as brainless as your father and you??
"That's ......" Nie Canglong thought about it, and his face couldn't help but be a little bitter, "If he beats me, remember to stop me......"
"Don't care, let him kill you......" The girl glared at the man, pouted, and said angrily.
"No, I mean. If he beats me, let you stop me, don't let me beat him......" Nie Canglong stole a glance at the girl. Whispering.
"What?? You still want to hit my dad?? The girl's voice was raised at that time, and a pair of beautiful eyebrows were upside down.
"No, it's not ......" Nie Canglong shook his hand in panic, "I didn't mean to hit your father, I was just afraid that he would beat me." I instinctively reacted and beat him ......"...,
"So, when I hit you, you will also have an instinctive reaction, and you may hit me at any time??" The girl's little face pulled down.
"That won't ......," Nie Canglong shook his head violently. I have no reservations about you, but it's different for your father, he is a gentleman after all, and he is a pure gentleman, and when he beats me, I have an instinctive reaction, which is a very normal thing......"
"Then you don't have any reservations about my dad, right??" The girl listened to the man's words, and it was really comfortable, especially when he praised his father. Isn't his father just a pure man??
The girl just thought of the pure masters. I can't help but feel a little depressed, this pure man sometimes does what girls do, now calm down and think about it, maybe he feels that his relationship with the little green snake is a matter of course, and something will happen that modern couples will happen, right? ? He doesn't have a mother, and he also stubbornly did his mother's work. Tell my daughter, it must be unspeakable. I can only warn someone, you can't tell me. Won't you let my sister tell me?? Do you have to tell someone in person, how timid it seems??
"That's not good, on this shijie, I only have no reservations about you......" When Nie Canglong said this, he didn't think about it at all.
"What about your mom and dad??" The corners of the girl's mouth showed a satisfied smile, but in this satisfied smile, there was a bad taste.
"Ga ......" Nie Canglong was stunned.
"You haven't said it yet, what about your parents and your parents??" The girl smiled wickedly.
"You ask this question, you are inhumane......" Nie Canglong protested loudly.
"What's inhuman?? But you just said that, on this shijie, you only have no reservations about me......" the girl said triumphantly.
"My parents don't count, their status in my heart is transcendent......" Nie Canglong said loudly.
"So, you expelled your parents from Shijie?? Let them jump out of the Three Realms and not be in the Five Elements?? What do you think they're monkeys? The girl rolled her eyes and said.
"What monkey??" Nie Canglong's face was a little dark.
"It's no name in the book of life and death, isn't it a monkey??" The girl pursed her lips and said.
"Don't joke with my parents...... Nie Canglong said with a calm face.
"Hmph......" the girl snorted coldly, "no joke, no joke, but I have to ask you a question, and you must answer me honestly......"
"This ......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl's expression and knew that this question was not easy to answer, "It depends on the situation......
"It's an old question, it's been out for years......" the girl glanced at the man, "That is, I fell into the water at the same time as your mother, who do you save first??" ”
"Isn't this question meaningful......" Nie Canglong's face suddenly turned as black as the bottom of the pot, I don't know how many men have been stumped by this question, I didn't expect that I would have such a day.
"How is it pointless?? I think it's meaningful......" the girl said with a smile.
"I'm a big immortal, let alone let you and my mother fall into the water at the same time, even if one of you falls into the water, I have to commit suicide by throwing myself into the water in shame......" Nie Canglong is quite good at playing tricks, since this question is not easy to answer, then let's prove that this question is a false proposition, since it is a false proposition, then there is no need to answer.
"Hmph......" The girl was obviously not very happy with this little trick played by the man, and snorted coldly, "According to your statement, if I fall into the water with your mother one day, not only will you not save us, but you will have to commit suicide by throwing yourself into the water??" ”…,
"How can that??" Nie Canglong's head suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "Aren't I making an analogy?" I'm a land fairy, can I let my daughter-in-law fall into the water with my mother?? It's impossible, you don't know how fast I'm ......."
"People have misses, horses have stumbled, you are too proud......" The girl said with a blank look at the man.
"We just have the capital to be proud......," Nie Canglong said triumphantly.
"And what if I have to know the answer?" The girl is quite persistent.
"Even if you both fall into the water at the same time, at my speed, you won't be able to find out who I save first??" Nie Canglong laughed.
"In this case, I should hurry up and cultivate, otherwise, I won't know the answer to this question for the rest of my life......" The girl sneered.
"If you cultivate, I'll save my mother first, anyway, you can't drown, after saving my mother, I'll take a mandarin duck bath with you......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"I'm ......" the girl snorted and gave the man a fierce look, "So, the answer to this question is impossible for me to know in my life??" ”
"Aren't you ......" Nie Canglong sneered, "Don't you already know?" ”
"I knew you would save your mother first...... the girl glared at the man, "You just said that you have no reservations about me, you dare to lie to me, the man's mouth just can't be trusted......"
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