"Your laptop hasn't been turned off yet, has it?" I said to Shu Zhe, who was blocking me, "Lend me to see the weather forecast for tomorrow!" ”

Shu Zhe was still at the door of his bedroom.

"The weather forecast can be read from your phone!"

"Doesn't the mobile phone still cost data?" I flicked it slightly, and Shu Zhe leaned to the side.

Facing the two barrels of soybean oil, the squad leader who was analyzing the barrel that should be opened first did not pay too much attention to the things of me and Shu Zhe, maybe she felt that the behavior of saving traffic was also a kind of saving, which was worth advocating.

Shu Zhe felt that he couldn't avoid this level, so he had to open the bedroom door for me with half a push and lead me in.

I choked my nose, thinking that I would smell the smell of an adolescent after jerking off, but unexpectedly Shu Zhe's room was filled with a fragrant and pleasant smell, which may be the effect of the pot of jasmine on the windowsill.

However, Shu Zhe, who didn't bother to take care of plants, even jasmine was cultivated without soil, and the nutrient solution was soaked in a transparent glass container.

As I've said before, Shu Zhe's bedroom doesn't quite look like a boy's room, and it exudes a neutral and feminine temperament everywhere. Especially the brightly colored bed linen and the floor-to-ceiling mirror next to the wardrobe.

Suddenly, in the middle of the closed wardrobe door, there was a lock of tea-colored hair.

For those who don't know the inside story, they may guess:

(1) Shu Zhe's girlfriend is hidden in the closet (2) The body of a woman who was killed by Shu Zhe is hidden in the closet, but I know that the only possibility is the third option:

(3) Shu Zhe had just used a wig, and when he hid it, he was in such a hurry that his horse's feet were exposed.

No wonder Shu Zhe's hair was a little unkempt when he just walked out of the bedroom! Was it caused by the hasty removal of the wig? If you take advantage of your sister's absence to visit the Huang ** station and, I understand 100%, after all, men have done this kind of thing - the question is what are you doing with a wig! Isn't it since you masturbated to yourself in women's clothes in the mirror in my house, and you can't get out if you don't dress yourself up as a woman?

As soon as I came in, Shu Zhe closed the bedroom door from the back, and I asked Shu Zhe what was the matter with the wig, and he closed the laptop that was still running with an unnatural expression as he walked to the wardrobe.

There must be something greasy! I immediately opened the notebook that Shu Zhe wanted to hide.

Shu Zhe wanted to turn around to stop it, but it was too late.

What catches your eye is a QQ chat window that hasn't been closed yet.

A chat message sent by zuihou was: Are you going to sleep so early? Good night baby.

The user's nickname is: coriander stuffed buns.

Looking further up, there's a line of small orange letters: Your video chat has ended, and it took 30 minutes in total......

Damn, what's this? Are you video chatting with someone else while your sister is not at home! And it's still with the "coriander stuffed bun" that wants to open a room with the red bean sister, and the price is getting higher and higher!? You specially registered a new QQ account called "Red Bean, Love", hiding in the bedroom to do such an unsightly thing!

"Shu Zhe," I asked in a serious tone, "you kid, aren't you talking to people naked?" ”

Seeing that the matter had been revealed, Shu Zhe hurriedly raised a finger in front of his lips and motioned for me to lower my volume so that my sister outside the door would not be heard.

"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you use your brains, what kind of 'naked' will I show to others!"

Think about it, in the illegal behavior of charging for naked chat, others will make a lot of money as soon as they take off their clothes, and Shu Zhe will be exposed as soon as he takes off his clothes, and he will definitely be complained by customers.

"And what are you wearing a wig for? Aren't you pretending to be a woman? ”

"Don't say it so badly! I found out that this 'coriander stuffed bun' is stupid and has a lot of money, as long as I am willing to show my face in the video, he is willing to give me an hourly ...... All in all, it's a good deal! Such easy money to earn weishenme does not earn? ”

I frowned, "Won't your voice be a goof?" ”

Shu Zhe straightened the cuffs of his pajamas and sat down next to me.

"At first, I was afraid of goofs, so I downloaded a voice changing software......"

Is it a must-have voice changer software for pretending to be a pseudo-girl on the Internet? It seems that Grandpa Cao has used it once for the whole person, but it is said that the effect is unnatural and there is noise, so can you fool the coriander stuffed buns!

"As a result, I forgot to open the software when I chatted for the second time, and the other party didn't find out, so I kept messing around......"

Yours is it! Before the voice changed,13-year-old Zhengtai and 13-year-old Lori,The difference between the voices is not very huge.,You even save the "pseudo-voice" that other pseudo-girls are desperately practicing! "Coriander stuffed buns" were really wronged by the money!

"Ye Lin......

Suddenly, I heard the squad leader call me.

is different from usual, the squad leader's call is a little less self-restraint and a little more entangled ambiguity.

I was shocked, and later found out that this call was not coming from outside the door, but Shu Zhe, who was sitting next to me, deliberately imitated it!

Shu Zhe looked at me with a grin, a look of hope for praise.

"How? I listen to my sister every day, and it's not difficult to imitate her voice at all! Many people can't learn the tricks I found on the Internet to teach people to speak, but I can learn them as soon as I learn them! Sure enough, people will be jealous if they are talented......"

I'm not jealous of this kind of pseudo-girl's talent at all! Did you really go find that "false voice" tutorial? Didn't you learn it without hard work? Although if you listen carefully, there are still a lot of differences between your and your sister's vocalizations (the vocal range is low, and there is no such capable domineering as your sister), but it is no longer a problem to disguise yourself as a woman!

Under my sister's nose, pretending to be a woman and video chatting with others for a fee, I asked Shu Zhe not to do this kind of deadly thing, but Shu Zhe didn't think so.

"I only do this when my sister is not at home, and my sister is different from Brother Ye Lin, so you won't come into my bedroom without knocking!"

I insisted on taking the wig and women's clothes away, but Shu Zhe only promised to return the women's clothes to me, and he said that the wig would be used for a while.

He folded his hands and pleaded with me in a voice that was between a boy and a girl:

"Brother Ye Lin~~~Please~~~~ Let me use it for a while! I'll hide my wig like the night god Tsukizo Death Note! ”

Because the squad leader was outside, I couldn't force Shu Zhe too much, so I had to agree to his request.

After a few more words of instruction to Shu Zhe, I heard the squad leader call me through the bedroom door:

"Ye Lin, haven't you written today's homework yet?"

If she checked my schoolbag and found that there was a bug in it, she would definitely think that I was going to install the bugging device in their house, and I would be at a loss for words.

But after thinking about it for a while, I calmed down again: after the end of the duty yesterday, it was raining rain, Xiaoqin proposed to go to the classmate's desk to rummage through the umbrella, but the class leader didn't agree, and she shouldn't have any reason to check my schoolbag without my permission.

But now it's nearly 9 o'clock, and if I don't leave, the squad leader may force me to do my homework on the spot, so I got up and said goodbye, and before leaving, I gave Shu Zhe a fierce look, asking him to pay attention to concealment, don't bother me.

After coming out of the squad leader's house, I deliberately walked home to the south gate of the community, but found that the black car blocking the road was still there, but the man and woman were gone, and in the moonlight, I could see a shocking pool of blood next to the car.

What is the situation with my rub? In the midst of doubt, a hunched old man came over, holding a folding fan in his hand.

He slapped the folding fan on my shoulder and said inscrutablely:

"Young man, you're also here to see the car shock, right?"

I nodded subconsciously, then quickly shook my head again.

"Hehe, don't be embarrassed, the old man also listened to his grandson's information and came down to see the ...... of the Western scenery."

What a filial son your grandson is! But depending on your age, your grandchildren will go to elementary school at most! What an era this is! When I was in elementary school, if I saw a car shaking, my first reaction was that it was a car and it was about to deform, and the second reaction was that the car was out of order!

"I was going to see the Western scenery, but I saw the ...... of the whole martial arts"

"How?"

"Hehe," the old man opened the folding fan in his hand, covered his mouth, and said in the same tone as a storyteller:

"The man and woman who shook the car were not husband and wife but colleagues, and the woman's husband heard the information from somewhere, and rushed here with a kitchen knife, so there was a pool of blood ...... under the car."

Caught raping in bed...... Isn't it, catch the rape in the car! Sure enough, there was a knife on the head of the color word, and he was still enjoying VIP treatment half an hour ago, and he was stabbed on the head half an hour later!

I suddenly remembered the scene when Xiaoqin and I secretly tasted the forbidden fruit, and then were caught and raped in bed by Aunt Ren.

Amitabha, although the taste of the forbidden fruit is very sweet, the punishment after that is also very cool! I must be cautious, it's best not to do it, and if I do, I can't let Aunt Ren find out.

There was only one stop, so I couldn't get in the car, so I ran home, and it was only half past nine when I got home.

I took out the bugging device from my school bag, found a lithium button battery and installed it, and then taped it to the hidden place on the bedside table.

I turned on the radio and put it on the bed, and then went to the big room to try the answering effect, and it was very clear, and the announcer could hear every word clearly.

I flipped out the first MP3 player that my dad bought for me from the cardboard box, it only has a 1.2-inch screen, and four of the six buttons are broken, but it has a recording function, and it can record continuously for 28 hours.

After connecting it to the listening box of the bugging, I have a monitoring and recording system that I can turn on when I am not at home and try to capture the calls between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao.

Having prepared like an intelligence officer, I lay down in bed and slept soundly in anticipation.

A new day has arrived.

Thursday morning's Zuihou class was information class, and in the computer classroom, Xiong Yaoyue sat to my right.

As soon as she started class, she looked uneasy, and she peeled off and pasted a band-aid on her face.

"What's wrong with you?" I asked her that Xiao Qin, who was sitting on my left at this time, was drawing "a shy picture of me and Ye Lin hugging each other" in her exercise book, which was actually just two potatoes stacked on top of each other, except for her painting skills, there was nothing else that made people shy.

Xiong Yaoyue inserted all ten fingers into her wild short hair, "I...... I seem to have forgotten something quite important......"

At this time, the information class teacher was not in place, and the class leader, who was sitting in the front row, suddenly stood up and counted the total number of people in the computer classroom - for the class leader with obsessive-compulsive disorder, if there was a shortage of people in the classroom, her built-in radar would definitely be able to detect it.