Niu Shuzhu walked up to the silk man and patted him on the shoulder.

"Brother, girlfriend is good, don't thank me too much."

"Oda, is this your colleague? It's handsome. "The pretty cousin noticed the good skin of the bull bolt.

"No, no, it's a client, renting a house." Xiao Tian hurriedly waved his hand.

"Huh? It just so happens that I'm here to rent a house, how about it, rent my house, the fertilizer water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, see that you look good and give you a 20% discount, two bedrooms and a living room, 90 square meters, monthly rent of 6000, how about it? ”

The beautiful cousin patted Niu Zhuzhu's shoulder with her hand as she spoke, I don't know if she was deliberately taking the opportunity to get stuck in the oil.

"Cousin, don't you live in your house?" Oda was a little surprised.

"Well, I'm going to move to his house, and my house will be vacant." The beautiful cousin dragged the otaku's arm and clinged to her chest, showing her affection without taboo.

Niu Xuanzhu saw that the otaku's arm had received such a five-star treatment, and he raised his eyebrows at the otaku with envy, and smiled evilly, making the otaku's face a little red, but he didn't mean to pull his arm back at all.

Just kidding, it's a man who wouldn't take his arm away in this situation, you've seen a cat stealing because

Are you embarrassed to open the fish in your mouth when you are discovered? This fully shows that this otaku is still a normal man, an absolute carnivore.

"Handsome guy, have you thought about it? My house is definitely great value for money, not every house has lived with a beautiful woman like me. Men must learn to grasp the opportunity, sometimes miss it and regret it for a lifetime, if you wait for my house to go out, it is estimated that the person who is rushing to rent can squeeze the door of this agent, and then you will regret it too late. ”

"This ......," Niu Xuanzhu looked at Oda.

"My sister's house is near here, and the environment is very haode." Oda leaned close to Niu Zhuzhu's ear, "Moreover, there is no intermediary fee for you to rent my sister's house~"

"No intermediary fees? That's it! Niu Shuzhu shouted happily.

"Oda, you let me in!" I don't know when, Humpty Dumpty came out of the office again and said coldly to Oda.

Humpty Dumpty's face stinks, like a mahjong player who has played eight rounds and lit a cannon for eight rounds, like a widow who has been guarding for ten years and suddenly receives a wedding card from another widow, and like an old bustard (Mama San) who finds that his top girl has run away with a wild man.

Talking about renting a house in his intermediary center, he was stunned to skip the intermediary transaction under the mediation of his employees, which is still worth it, what is the difference between this and tearing down his signboard and slapping him in the face.

Oda grimaced at the others, stuck out his tongue, and then walked to Humpty Dumpty's office with his head down like a schoolboy who had done something wrong.

"Is your cousin alright?"

Seeing that Xiao Tian was about to be scolded, Niu Xuanzhu couldn't bear it, and planned to go over and talk to Humpty Dumpty about it, or simply give some intermediary fees.

"It's not like you're shouting, can you shout casually in the intermediary company if you don't pay the intermediary fee? No, in order to compensate my cousin, you have to rent my house. Let's go, show me the house, and pay the money to sign the contract today. The pretty cousin said.

"Why don't you go and say something nice for your cousin? Or I'll just give the agent some money and forget it. Niu Xuanzhu looked at his beautiful cousin in puzzlement, this kind of cousin who gave up his cousin to fulfill his own rented house is really rare.

"It's okay, my cousin I know, any boss is reluctant to fire an employee like her, don't worry, that Humpty Dumpty is just putting on a show for others to see." The beautiful cousin looked full of confidence.

"Oh, that's called killing chickens for monkeys." The otaku spoke for the first time since he came in.

Who knows, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was scolded. As the old saying goes, if you say too much, you must lose, silence is golden, this is the experience of the older generation of otaku.

"You're a chicken, you're a duck, if you can't speak, you won't talk much, will you chat, punish you for going back and kneeling instant noodles, kneel down and kneel hard, otherwise don't want to sleep at night, I'll toss you to death." Pretty cousin said.

Isn't it generally that you don't want to go to bed at night? Why do you don't want to sleep? Still tossing dead otaku? This beautiful cousin's toughness has made her directly upgrade from a royal maid to a queen. It's over, this brother is considered to have been eaten by the queen, and another otaku pioneer fell under the obscenity of the royal maid, but this peony flower died, and it was also romantic to be a ghost. Cow bolt pillar heart road.

Diary of the Ox Bolt Column that night:

man

That's what I hate to hear

Don't make a fuss, I'm tired

man

My favorite words to listen to are the following

Official, I want to

man

That's what I'm most afraid to hear

eng, eng, official, the little slave family is still ~~~ to (wrong!) This answer is outdated, this is the answer of the post-70s)

(The new answer is)

Don't want to sleep at night, I'll toss you to death!

"Sister Beauty, what's your name?" On the way to his beautiful cousin's house, Niu Shuzhu asked.

"Me? My name is Xu Xinyue, and my man's name is Shao Deri. ”

"Sister Xiao Yueyue, Brother Xiao Riri. One day, one month, what a bright future ahead of you. The cow bolt said sweetly.

"Damn, who are you calling Xiao Yueyue, who are you scolding? Brother Huanri, why don't I like to listen to it so much, either call me Xinyue Beauty, call him Brother Ade, or simply call us a charter man and a charter wife. ”

Xu Xinyue kissed Shao Deri's face as she spoke: "Brother Ade, the house is rented out, and you will be a charter public in the future, and the rent will be given to you, and you will have to repay others at night, and you will be clear." ”

"Ming, we must be clear, let's be clear!" Adego assured.

What do you mean? Is this Ade a knock? Cow bolt pillar heart road.

Ming, the sun and the moon, don't you understand this? Howling Dog Road.

Watching an otaku successfully transform into Adege, Niu Xuanzhu's heart was a little sour, looking at the figures of the two people in pairs in front of him, and then thinking that he and several confidantes had not made any substantial progress so far, he was really anxious, and couldn't help but start thinking about when he would find a queen-level girlfriend, and he would try any type of girlfriend in life.

"Sister Xinyue, you just met, right? Staying together so soon? Do you have any female friends like you? Niu Shuzhu asked.

According to the research results of biologists, this thing gathers by like, and people are divided by groups, maybe there are queen-level girls next to Sister Xinyue, then she can get the moon first near the water building, no, the moon has been gone by Adego Day, then I will step on broken shoes and find nowhere to get it.

How? Wrong again? Should it be stepping on iron shoes? You're kidding, I'd rather wear broken shoes, at least she's comfortable, not grinding her feet, if you like, the iron shoes are left for you. I have only just become Chinese, and I used to think that Du Shiniang was Du Fu's tenth wife, and the last time I read the link to the merit book, I knew that Du Shiniang's man was called Li Jia, so I couldn't ask too much for me, and it was almost over.

"Hey, how do you know we just met. In fact, as long as you have tried it, the parts are easy to use, the size is OK, there is no problem, I am also 27 years old this year, and I can still find an original one, why not take it as soon as possible? Let me tell you, we have all received our marriage certificates. Xu Xinyue said proudly.

Niu Xuanzhu didn't expect Xinyue Beauty to speak so violently, and immediately worshiped again.

I secretly said in my heart: No wonder this guy is whiter and thinner than the last time we met, it is estimated that he has been tried a little too much in the past few days, but this kind of effort is always worth it, how to say that sentence: pay hard, harvest happiness, oh yes!

"Alas~" Niu Shuzhu sighed.

"What's the matter, little handsome guy, what are you sighing, it's impossible to look so handsome without a girlfriend, if it weren't for my sister, I'm old, maybe I'll drool when I see you."

"Alas!" Niu Shuzhu sighed deeply.

Sister, sister, where am I sighing that I don't have a girlfriend, I am sighing that I don't have all the parts, how can I let you know that I don't even have the qualifications to talk about size.

In the tangled mood of Niu Xuanzhu, the three of them had already arrived in front of Xu Xinyue's house.

Xu Xinyue took out a key with a panda pendant from her handbag, and with the turn of the key, the door opened.

"Little handsome guy, come in and have a look." Xu Xinyue made a gesture of please.

Niu Xuanzhu knew that he had chosen the right one from the first glance of entering the house, this house was even better than he dreamed of, and it was a woman's house with a high quality of life, simple, bright and comfortable.

Walking into the house, the front is a spacious and tidy living room, nearly 30 square meters of living room only placed a set of leather sofa and a 53-inch LCD TV, directly opposite the square Xiangshang is a row of large floor-to-ceiling windows, you can imagine that the sun will sprinkle the whole living room every morning, for the new day full of positive energy.

To the left of the living room is the 20-square-meter master bedroom, which, like the living room, is simply furnished to make people feel happy.

On the left hand side of the master bedroom is a simple double bed with a high-end soft mattress, and on the other side is a desk and a swivel chair, on which is placed an ultra-thin Apple laptop, and what is even more surprising is that there is a balcony in the master bedroom, on which there is a small table and two wooden back stools, it is conceivable that Sister Xinyue should finish the unfinished work of the day in front of this table every night, and then make a cup of tea or coffee, go to the balcony to enjoy leisure time, and then return to the comfortable bed to sleep.

Coming out of the master bedroom, on the other side of the living room is the second bedroom, because no one lives in it, so it has been arranged as a fitness room, a treadmill, a few rubber dumbbells, and a set of mid-range specifications, and some hiking equipment scattered in one corner, which makes this smallest room seem a little full, but it is well organized and not crowded.

"How? Can't wait to rent it? I can leave you everything in this house, but you must promise not to break it for me, and tell you that if you are not handsome, I would not want to rent it to you. Xu Xinyue generously said to the cow bolt.

In fact, from Xu Xinyue's eyes, she can still see her feelings for this house, after all, this was once her home, she arranged it little by little, and she was always a little reluctant to rent it to others, the only thing she could do was to try to keep the house as it was, come back and sit when she was free, and recall the previous time.

"It's so good, although it's not as big as Xiaotao's family, but it's much better than I thought." Niu Zhuzhu nodded.

"Xiaotao? Is it your ex-girlfriend? Listen to what you mean, she is a rich second generation, children, you won't be a special eater of soft rice, right? Xu Xinyue asked.

"No, she's my creditor, and although she's a good person, she's just too stingy and has a slight tendency to violence." Niu Shuzhu commented.

"So you're renting this place to live alone? Or ......"

"Live with my little rain." Niu Xuanzhu said his wish.

"Okay, you, Xiaotao, Xiaoyu, promising, how much more do I don't know?" Xu Xinyue smiled wickedly.

"There are also Rulan, Chang'e, and the Seven Fairies......" Niu Shuzhu pinched his fingers and counted.

"Haha, you're so funny, no wonder you like girls, alas, it's really a sin, I don't know how many girls' innocence is going to be ruined in the hands of your kid, but the innocence of girls will be ruined sooner or later, and it should be worth it if it can be ruined in your hands, come and give you a gift, and you like it." Xu Xinyue interrupted Niu Zhuzhu and pulled him into the bathroom.

"Dangdangdang, I would like to introduce you to my double jacuzzi bathtub, you must not have used it, big enough, cool enough, in this mandarin duck bath is very bourgeoisie, very happy yo, 1.8 meters * 1.8 meters of specifications, two people toss casually, support various posture changes, don't believe you ask him." In order to enhance her persuasiveness, Xu Xinyue also deliberately pointed to the former otaku, the current Adege.

Niu Zhuzhu was already on fire just listening to the introduction, and he still needed to prove it, and he even guessed that the otaku was probably reborn as Adego in this bathtub, and at this time, Adego's pants also bulged a small bag, obviously recalling some shots that made his brother congested.

In the face of such a bathtub, Niu Shuzhu could only look up to the sky again and sigh: Why did such a haode woman fall into the hands of this stupid buddy, why did she do it for someone else, and she vomited on herself when she knew it, such a superb in the world is really hard to find. As the old saying goes, it's true, people are pouting, the sky is fixed, and it's useless to pout.