At the door of No. 3 Middle School, Niu Xuanzhu hummed a song and waited for Xiaoyu and Xiaotao to get out of school, shaking the key to the new house in his hand, and he was in a good mood.

The purpose of Niu Shuzhu's coming today is to find a way to let Xiaoyu move to his own house, he is confident that with his personal charm, he can take Xiaoyu down in a month at most, not to mention that he has spent a lot of money to find someone to install the pinhole camera in the bathroom, for which he also specially bought a laptop with a discrete graphics card.

Can you not be so frightened? I have an ominous premonition that you're so happy. Linglu Road.

Don't worry, Lao Tzu's bad luck has come to an end, and in the future, there will be a bright future in front of me. Lottery money in addition to the donation and distribution to the God of Wealth is left about 4 million,This money is enough for themselves to eat meat buns every day to die,Even if one day their money is spent,This lottery ticket can be bought at any time,Fucai is their own ATM,What else do you have to worry about. Today, as long as you can convince Xiaoyu, wow haha, your future life will definitely be wonderful every day. The bull bolt pillar colored road.

Finally waited until the end of school, Niu Xuanzhu found Xiaoyu and Xiaotao in the crowd, at this moment he really wanted to open his arms and pounce happily, but there was Zheng Xiangri, who was the focus everywhere next to them, which made Niu Xuanzhu can only pull down the cap and slowly come up.

Sunglasses and a cap have become the standard equipment for Niu Zhuzhu to go out now, on the one hand, because he has always been haunting the gate of the third middle school recently, and Xiang Ri has to guard against it, and on the other hand, since he won the lottery, he feels that he is easy to be kidnapped, so it is better to keep a low profile.

"Why are you here again? Have you taken a fancy to our Xiaotao? Or watching our house light rain? Tell you, no play, don't be a toad who wants to eat swan meat. Xiang Ri said impatiently when he saw the cow bolt pillar.

Zheng Xiangri is very depressed, because recently, this legendary ugly man has come to Xiaotao and Xiaoyu almost every day, but the handsome guy who looked for Xiaoyu a while ago never came again, which made her heart nowhere to go, her mood was getting worse day by day, and the endocrine cycle was out of order.

Niu Xuanzhu looked at Xiang Ri with a winc, and found that more and more red beans had recently appeared on Xiang Ri's already ghostly faces, and the first wave of Doudou seniors had been squeezed out, constantly leaving yellow liquid.

Niu Zhuzhu just ate the meat bun, he glanced at Xiang Ri, and almost spit out the vinegar, but fortunately he frowned in time, held his breath, chewed the bun that came up, and swallowed it hard.

This life phenomenon is called rumination in the scientific community, and I don't know if it is the brain of the old cow that brings the special skills of the cow bolt column.

If nature is a great artist, then in Zheng Xiangri's face, he has taken the styles of impressionism and fauvism to the extreme.

Of course, with a rigorous and skeptical attitude, we also made the following two bold guesses about the cause of this face.

One. Guessing from the perspective of rigorous science, all matter has positive and negative aspects, there is a positive charge and there is a negative charge, and there is a positive substance and there is antimatter, then it can be speculated that now with the development and popularization of plastic surgery, the ratio of beautiful women and ugly girls is seriously unbalanced, so nature created Zheng Xiangri to balance those disappearing ugly girls, and it is difficult for Zheng Xiangri to suppress the ugly girl on the scales with his own strength.

Two. No matter how outstanding a painter is, there are times when he is in a bad mood, and an artist's mood is easily reflected in his works, then, according to this emotional line, nature's mood when creating Zheng Xiangri's classmates simply fell to the bottom, and he completely lost his mind.

Looking at this fascination face, Niu Xuanzhu had to marvel at the magic of nature, this unique creativity completely exceeded the limits of his imagination.

He once thought that Xiang Ri's classmates before he didn't grow Doudou had made his ugliness to the extreme, but when Xiang Ri's classmates successfully completed self-transcendence under the support of Doudou, Niu Xuanzhu could only bow and worship at the same time, and he was very glad that he won the lottery.

If Xiao Tao'er sells herself to Xiang Ri at this time, she will really die after the deal to prove that she will never approve of human-animal hybridization and adultery.

"By the way, Xiangri, let me tell you, there is an acne cream that works, and it is in the supermarket on your way home." Xiaoyu saw the embarrassment of the cow bolt pillar and hurriedly said.

"Yes, that thing is said to not only remove acne but also beautify the skin, nourish the yin and kidneys, and make people's complexion ruddy and shiny. Xiao Tao also helped distract Xiang Ri's classmates.

"Huh? Really? Then I'm going to go quickly. Xiaoyu Xiaotao, this guy has bad intentions, you guys are careful, if it doesn't work, call me and see how I clean him up. Xiang Ri glanced at Niu Zhuzhu viciously, waved his fist, and rode away.

"Alas, she's like this, if she goes to a plastic surgery hospital, she can make it difficult for a plastic surgeon to die, what kind of cosmetics do she buy, her only way out now is to die quickly and reincarnate." Niu Shuzhu shook his head.

"Don't say that about Xiang Ri, she is very haode." Xiaoyu blamed Niu for the pillar road.

"I'm also for her good, I'm just too honest, I don't flatter people and tell lies."

Xiao Tao made a retching motion: "Gross, don't talk nonsense, Xiang Ri's hearing is very haode, be careful that she hears it and asks you to reincarnate." ”

"How could it be. I've walked so far that I can't be heard by the wind. ”

As soon as Niu Xuanzhu's words fell, the figure of Xiang Ri appeared in the eyes of the three people again.

"No, two sisters save me!" Niu Xuanzhu suddenly hid behind the two girls, and he was chilled.

"Fortunately, you didn't leave, Xiaotao, lend me five hundred yuan, I'm in a bad mood today, I want to have some fun." Zheng Xiangri whispered.

"Xiangri, you've been in a bad mood every day lately, so you have to pay attention to your body when you're having fun." Xiao Tao handed over the money and said with concern.

"I know, thank you~ Hug it, hug it, hug my brother and I'm going to ask for it~"

In the song and the mournful sound of the bicycle, Xiangru finally went away.

"Is there anyone who takes a job like her for 500? It's a life to make money. After Xiang Ri's classmate left, Niu Xuanzhu was worried about a certain man.

"There should be, anyway, every time she asks me to borrow money, she borrows 500, so I said that if you can't pay me back 500 yuan, I'll sell you to her." Xiao Tao said with a smile.

"You actually give me an estimate for that kind of man's price!" Niu Xuanzhu looked at Xiaoyu with complaining eyes.

"Do you think you're worth more than anyone else?" Xiaotao responded disdainfully.

Xiao Yu didn't understand that Xiao Taoweishenme, who rarely spoke, was always against Niu Shuzhu, but every time he heard them quarrel, he could make Xiao Yu laugh non-stop.

"Alright, alright, stop bickering, Niu Shuzhu, did you come to us today for something?"

Hearing Xiaoyu speak, Niu Xuanzhu's face was immediately filled with smiles.

"Xiaoyu, I have good news for you, I have rented a house in this neighborhood, so you don't have to ride your bicycle to school for more than an hour every day."

Niu Bolt Zhu took out the key and offered the treasure.

"How can this work, you have already helped our family a lot, and our family can no longer live in the house you rented." Xiaoyu hurriedly refused.

Damn, the house I almost rented with all my blood became Xiaoyu's family, which is really dangerous. Cow bolt pillar heart road.

"I knew you must be embarrassed to move the whole family over, I have thought of it for you, let's take a compromise solution, uncle and aunt still live in the original place, you live in a new house with me, how about it?"

"Huh? How can this work? Xiaoyu's face flushed.

Xiao Tao took out his mobile phone from his pocket and began to dial.

"Who are you calling?" The cow bolt pillar said vigilantly.

"Zheng Xiangri, let her teach you a lesson, you stinky rascal."

Niu Xuanzhu reached out to grab Xiao Tao's mobile phone, but was dodged by Xiao Tao, who had been prepared, and hid the mobile phone behind him.

"You listen to me, I'm a Dan heart of the sun and the moon, that dead fat man's ambition for Xiaoyu wolf, we have to guard against it, and Xiaoyu is about to be in the third year of high school, if this college entrance examination sprint is wasted more than two hours every day on the way to and from school, it will be delayed at that time, how much is not worth it." The house I rented, it only takes five minutes to ride over, and I am alone with Xiaoyu, and I usually have a care, isn't that good? The more Niu Zhuzhu spoke, the more righteous his words became.

"What you said makes sense, but it's still not good, I'm going to go back and discuss it with my parents, I guess they won't agree."

Xiaoyu's heart is actually willing, but living with a man, her parents are not easy to pass.

"Xiaoyu, I'll tell my uncle and aunt that let's move to his house together, it's all for the college entrance examination, I believe my uncle and aunt will not object." Xiao Tao said on the side.

"What's the matter with you?" Niu Xuanzhu remembered that he didn't seem to have invited Xiao Tao'er.

"Come over here, I'll tell you something." Xiao Tao grabbed the bull bolt pillar and walked a few steps to the side.

"Don't think I don't know what your idea is, tell you that if it weren't for me Xiaoyu's parents would never agree to Xiaoyu living with you, even if they agree with me, there is a way to make them disagree, do you believe it or not? Besides, let's bet you won, you asked to live with me, and you forgot about it? Men have to count when they speak. ”

"Okay, if you're ruthless, live together, don't regret it."

"Cut, are you afraid that you won't be able to eat me?"

The reason why Niu Xuanzhu agreed so happily is mainly because men will never mind having one more beautiful woman living in the same room as themselves, although Jihua who sneaked into the light rain room at night failed, but the pinhole camera in the bathroom has doubled in value, so it doesn't hurt to lose.

"Okay, that's it, let's go to the house rented by Niu Xuanzhu together, how about it?" Xiao Tao got the cow bolt pillar and came back to confirm with Xiaoyu.

"Of course it's the best, we can study together in the future, and we can cook and eat together when we are free, how good, it would be great if my parents could agree~" Xiaoyu happily hugged Xiaotao.

Hehe, come on, come on, I can't wait, you'd better take a shower together, then I'll love you to death. The cow bolt pillar turned over in the heart.

Seeing the evil smile on Niu Xuanzhu's face, Xiao Tao felt uncomfortable and took out his mobile phone again.

"Are you going to call Xiaoyu's parents? They don't have a phone at home, so let's go and explain the situation. Niu Shuzhu was already sitting on the back seat of Xiaotao's bicycle.

"No, it's not." Xiao Tao looked innocent, "I'm asking Zheng Xiangri if he wants to come and live together!" ”