I thought that Shu Zhe would open his schoolbag and do his homework first after coming to my house, but I didn't expect him to finish his homework in the self-study class today, and he really deserves to be a good student in the eyes of the teacher.

After eating Pizza Hut with Shu Zhe (I really don't think the pizza is delicious, it is far worse than the class leader's craftsmanship), I led him into the large bedroom with a double bed and half a room of goods, and told him that he could start working now.

On the night my dad went out to compile the textbooks, I cleaned up the house roughly, especially finding a screen to block the mountain of cardboard boxes in the house, in case guests could tell at a glance that it was full of discordant things.

So when Shu Zhe walked into the big bedroom, he saw that the windows in the room were clean and the floor was dusty, and he looked a little overjoyed.

"I didn't see that Brother Ye Lin, you can still clean! Although it is not as clean as my sister's cleaning, it is also passing! ”

I didn't answer him, I just pulled up the thick curtains and turned on the ceiling lamp.

"Huh? Brother Ye Lin, what are you pulling the curtains for? It's only 6 o'clock, and it's pretty bright outside! ”

I said, "Of course, it's to protect trade secrets!" ”

While Shu Zhe sat at the head of the bed and drank the oranges, I turned to the back of the screen to prepare the wig, women's clothes, handcuffs and ropes, he didn't know what I was doing, and he was still in a good mood.

"Cut, Brother Ye Lin, you are really good at bragging, what kind of high-end watches can an online store keep secret? Last time Xiaoli took me to a Rolex store......"

When I threw a bundle of fine hemp rope onto his delicate legs, he snorted, his eyes wide with confusion.

He picked up the cotton rope and tilted his head to look at it for a long time, puzzled.

"Brother Ye Lin, let's take a picture of the watch, what's the use of this rope?"

I sneered, he should be glad he couldn't see my horrible expression through the screen.

"It's stupid, of course it's fixed!"

"Fixed? What to fix? ”

"Do you still need to ask? Fix you! ”

"Fix me?" Shu Zhe, who was puzzled, laughed, "Brother Ye Lin, you really know how to joke, do you still need to pose for photos of your watch?" Even if you pose it, you don't need a rope to help fix it, right? ”

When I threw three wigs of different lengths, one gold and one silver, and a stack of cosplay women's clothes next to Shu Zhe, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Surrounded by so many SM props, Shu Zhe's eyes became more and more frightened, those puppies that were stolen because of him must have the same expressions when they were resold as he is now.

"Take off your clothes!" I ordered, "Change into this nurse's uniform first!" ”

Shu Zhe screamed, jumped up and wanted to run out of the door, but I grabbed his arm and threw him back to the bed.

"Brother Ye Lin, this is different from what you said in advance!"

Shu Zhe, who was wearing a shirt and shorts, fell on his back on the bed, and let out a desperate wail with great grievance.

"Less nonsense! I said viciously, "When my dad took me to the hospital for injections when I was a kid, he lied to me that I was going to the zoo!" ”

"That's different, that's different!" Shu Zhe threw off his slippers in the struggle, "Uncle did it for your own good, this is different!" ”

"Hmph, I'm doing this for your own good!"

To keep him from kicking my precious goods to the ground, I reached out and pressed his bare feet.

"Don't! Don't, don't, don't! ”

Shu Zhe shouted as if facing a butcher's knife:

"-Don't blow up my chrysanthemum!!"

Chrysanthemum, your sister! The ghost wants to explode your chrysanthemum! I just want you to be honest and go down and change your clothes! So you're scared of being like this because you think I'm going to have a relationship with you? Don't wronged anyone! Lao Tzu is a straight man who is like a fake!

"Don't be stupid! I don't want to explode your chrysanthemum! ”

I felt that I had shown my disgust for Ji very well, but Shu Zhe's face cried even more.

"I ...... I don't want to blow the trumpet! ”

You, your sister! You're trying to me off, aren't you? Where did you learn these impure words at such a young age? Letting you put on a long black straight wig and pretend to be the squad leader to blow the trumpet for yourself is an idea that only the great loss of Father-in-law Cao will have!

"Shut up! Listen to Lao Tzu! ”

Shu Zhe closed his mouth very obediently, and his upper and lower lips were very tight, as if he was worried that I would stuff something into it.

"Hmph, you must have seen it, Lao Tzu's family is not selling watches, but adult products! These ropes, handcuffs, and clothes are all in our inventory, and if you will put on a wig and let me take a few photos of the goods, I will let you go home safely! ”

Hearing that I didn't want him to dress up as a pseudo-mother and rape him again, Shu Zhe breathed a sigh of relief and immediately said:

"I don't do this kind of thing! What if the photo is posted online and is recognized? ”

"Huh? When you dressed up as your sister and took a selfie, you didn't worry much about being recognized, huh? Hurry up and change your clothes! If you cooperate, I'll use the PS to blur your face a little, and if you dare to resist......"

I grinned and clenched my finger bones.

"Don't! Brother Ye Lin, don't beat me! ”

Shu Zhe made a squatting action on the bed, and after a long time seeing that there was no fist, he raised his face tremblingly, and said reluctantly:

"Can't I listen to you? But when it comes to good photos, you need to blur them! ”

Obfuscation? I just watched a lot of Cao Gonggong's PS photos and learned how to use the "blur" tool, but if you actually apply it, it can only make your eyes not so bright, so that people don't mistake you for the squad leader, right?

As long as no one mistakes the special rope model of the Happy Valley sex toy store for the squad leader, my goal has been achieved, and I won't particularly care about the portrait right of your pseudo-girl!

"That...... Brother Ye Lin, are you asking me to wear this nurse's uniform? ”

I nodded, and stood beside me with my hands on my chest.

"Brother Ye Lin, when I, when I change clothes, can you go out first?"

“weishenme？ Is there anything inconvenient about being a man? ”

Shu Zhe's face turned red, and it took a long time to squeeze out a sentence:

"Because...... Because I have to pretend to be a pseudo-mother again, people will be shy! ”

Family? What kind of girl-specific words do you use for a big man? I'm not watching you, what if you run away?

"Where am I going to run?" Shu Zhe looked at the surrounding walls in despair, "This is the fifth floor, am I going to jump out of the window?" ”

is also said, don't say that Shu Zhe is a man, even if he is really the sister of the squad leader, he will never jump off the fifth floor to die just to protect his chastity - if Shu Zhe is a girl, with his vain and money-worshipping character, I don't know what he will degenerate.

Anyway, I wasn't interested in watching the man change his clothes, so I walked behind the screen to count the inventory, and asked Shu Zhe to quickly put on the brown shawl hair, and then put on the pink and white erotic nurse uniform.

"I see......" Shu Zhe said very disobediently, and then picked up the wig and put it on his head with ease, he turned his face sideways so that I could not see what kind of expression was on his face now.

Through the screen, I heard the sound of undressing and dressing, and after a few minutes, there was a slight sound of keystrokes.

it! You're texting your sister and asking her to come and save you! You are so clever, you don't stare at it for a while, and something happens!

I rushed out from behind the screen like a tiger descending the mountain, snatched the mobile phone under Shu Zhe's fingertips, and took a look at it, and sure enough, there was a text message to be sent to the squad leader being edited:

Brother Ye Lin wants to rape me, sister, come quickly......

I really don't know whether to scold you or praise you! It's already an SOS text message, and I don't forget to add the word "brother" after my name, you respect me very much! But what's the matter with saying I'm going to rape you? Is it sensational to tell my sister to come quickly? What if the squad leader is too anxious and has a traffic accident while riding a bicycle!

I deleted the text message, turned off the power, and then cocked my feet and put the phone on top of the cabinet more than two meters high, this time without my help Shu Zhe could not get the phone back.

Turning back to look at Shu Zhe on the bed, he was already dressed as a poor little nurse, and he was trembling because he was found out by me because of the secret text message.

"Don't tremble!" I scolded, "Hurry up and let me take a few sets of photos to atone for my sins, or I'll beat you!" ”

Seeing the old-fashioned digital camera I wore around my neck, Shu Zhe realized that his face was still useful to me, and regained some strength.

"Brother Ye Lin, this nurse's uniform is so short......"

As soon as he said this, I noticed that this pink and white nurse's uniform with the red cross symbol on the shoulder is a similar model that will never appear in any hospital, and Nima is simply a dress as thin as a cicada's wings! And the skirt is so short that it barely covers the hips! Shu Zhe pressed the lower edge of the skirt tightly with both hands to not let himself go naked!

"Okay, you're in a good position on your knees!"

I pinched a few pictures of him on the side of his face, and the little nurse with a downcast gaze and a shy face was very charming.

"Hmph, I knew it could work! Don't look at you as a man, these photos will never be seen through if you put them on the Internet! Your pseudo-girl's dress is much more beautiful than the models in other online stores! ”

I casually complimented him, but I didn't expect a slight smug expression to appear on his unmanly face.

You stinky and beautiful fart! Are you happy when you praise you for being beautiful? As long as you are prettier than others, it doesn't matter if you are male or female?

Also, don't think it's so easy to end today! Since it is called "rope mold", it is necessary to dispatch the rope so as not to be rude!

Let's move on to the second phase!