"Brother Ye Lin, why did you take such a photo? Delete! Delete it! ”

Once there is no wig, taking pictures of Shu Zhe in women's clothing is like killing him.

"Huh? Aren't you a top student? Can't even figure this out? I sneered, "At that time, I kept this photo of a shy ~ person as a handle, in case you complain to your sister or don't come to be a rope model in the future, I will send this photo to your girlfriend Xiaoli, and even send it to our school's post bar!" ”

Shu Zhe shuddered, and it was clear that my threat had hit him to the point.

"Brother Ye Lin doesn't take you like this!"

After being stunned for a second, Shu Zhe immediately begged me with a pitiful expression.

"It doesn't matter if it's another photo, but ...... I can't see people in a fake photo without a wig! will be recognized! Then I'll lose my face! ”

I held the camera in my hand high and held it up to a height that Shu Zhe couldn't even reach.

"Brother Ye Lin, can you delete that photo? I'll ...... later. I will come to you as a model in the future...... It's still a rope mold, in short, you understand! Otherwise, I'll help you soak my sister! I can go home and tell my sister that I met a gangster on the way and it was Brother Ye Lin who relieved the siege......"

What I hate most about Shu Zhe is that he always betrays his sister's interests at the first opportunity.

So I pushed Shu Zhe, who had become a "Zhengtai maid" because he had no wig, and made him fall the bed, showing his tough refusal.

"Remember, in addition to the words I just told you, you especially can't come into contact with those crooked and evil elements - if I find out that you have a connection again, let alone a pseudo-girl photo, I will hang you dressed as a pseudo-girl under the old banyan tree in the school!"

Shu Zhe, who finally got up from the bed, had blue lips, which was a rather terrifying threat to him with an excellent face.

"Brother Ye Lin, you won't ...... You won't even give me a salary, will you? ”

After sitting on the edge of the bed and thinking for a few minutes, Shu Zhe raised another question that he was concerned about.

He is a calculating little conspirator who knows how to reduce the overall damage. Just like the previous assumption, if Shu Zhe is a girl, if the other party says that she will pay her after being raped, she will not care about 3721 and get the money first, right?

I pointed out from my wallet that I had prepared haode 4 Zhang Mao Grandpa in advance, and I was a little distressed, but I didn't think that during this time, Shu Zhe picked up the wig and put it on his head again.

Do you care so much about being seen in the face of neither men nor women? Now the complete pseudo-girl dress can make you feel at ease!

When I handed my salary to Shu Zhe, who had turned back into a maid, I had the illusion that I was "**" with a female student.

After Shu Zhe got the money in his hand, he looked at the ceiling lamp to see if it was real or not, and then began to complain:

"Why so little? Didn't you say 200 yuan for a set of photos? Nurse outfit is counted as a group, nurse outfit + rope is counted as a group, and nurse outfit + rope + handcuffs are counted as a group...... Even if you don't count my maid outfit now......"

Speaking of this, he looked at himself in a black skirt and white stockings, and his face was slightly feverish.

"Anyway...... Not counting the maid outfits, it should be three groups of 600 yuan! Brother Ye Lin, why are you deducting my salary? And a set of 200 yuan is the price of a hand model, right? How much surplus value have you squeezed out of me! ”

Huh? Marx's theory of capital is not badly studied! But I picked my ears with my little finger and pretended I didn't hear.

"Don't talk to me at length, you're on probation now, do you understand if you're a temporary worker?"

I shook the camera to suggest that he had a handle in my hand, and imitated Director Cao's emphasis and preached loudly:

"We at Happy Valley Adult Products Company aim to make our employees better, purer and more outstanding people! What is a salary in comparison? You should be conscientious, do your best, and die even if you don't get paid! ”

Shu Zhe had the audacity to interrupt me:

"Working without pay, isn't that SB?"

I said, "That's why you have to thank me!" I was the one who gave you the salary to save you from becoming a member of SB, and I saved you! Hurry up and put away your salary with gratitude! ”

Shu Zhe muttered, "It's better than nothing...... he wanted to put 400 yuan in his trouser pocket, but the maid suit on his body didn't have any pockets.

"Brother Ye Lin, go out! I'm going to change my clothes back! ”

Cut, it's only time to be majestic, you know I'm not interested in watching the boy change clothes.

After changing back into the summer school uniform of Twenty-Eight Middle School, Shu Zhe finally adjusted his posture from the pseudo-mother mode. Feeling cheated, he picked up his schoolbag in the living room and prepared to go home in a huff.

"Welcome to your next visit!" I said in a joking tone, "When you are short of money to spend because of pickling girls, come to work with me!" ”

Do you turn yourself into a chick for the sake of picking up chicks? It's strange to think about it.

"What? Brother Ye Lin, you lied to me so much, did you think I would take the initiative to come over again? ”

Shu Zhe hated it so much that his teeth itched, and the action of biting his lower lip was the same as that of his sister.

"So not?" I laughed, "Don't forget that your 'Zhengtai pseudo-mother's photo' is in my hand!" And 400 yuan is so little, as long as you and Xiaoli go to Starbucks twice, it will be spent, right? ”

Shu Zhe muttered in a low voice, "I don't have to make money from you......"

My face sank: "Do you still want to hook up with those people who don't know each other?" I warn you, if I catch the slightest clue about you, you'll be hung under the tallest banyan tree! I do what I say! And I'm going to rent you out to those perverts from our school! Grandpa Cao has been worried about your mouth for a while! Li Erstunned may be interested! ”

Shu Zhe's face turned white all of a sudden, and half of the schoolbag strap slipped off his shoulder.

"Brother Ye Lin...... You're a demon! ”

"Well said!" I clapped my hands on the back, "Did you just find out today?" The students of the second (3rd) class of junior high school have long had this public opinion! ”

"Next time, ......" Shu Zhe turned his words and lifted his schoolbag up, "If I come again next time, Brother Ye Lin, will you give me a salary increase?" ”

Huh? After calmly analyzing my situation, I feel that it is not unacceptable to come to work under me! I earned 400 yuan in 2 hours, and it wasn't a heavy physical job, so I accepted this and started bargaining with me!

"Then it depends on your performance," I said to him, "and maybe you'll be given more benefits after you pass the probationary period." ”

In fact, the application of exclusive rope molds will achieve what results in online store sales, I myself am quite bottomless, in case the effect is not haode, even the 400 yuan sent to Shu Zhe today is also in vain!

And the reason why Shu Zhe thinks that the rope model is not too difficult to do is because I didn't send a heavier torture instrument to deal with him today! I didn't even get on the field, and there was a big gap with my original jihua!

The next time he sees the real shijie of the rope model, even if I am willing to give him a salary increase, he will cry and shout that he doesn't want to come again, right?

Therefore, it is extremely correct to take a photo of Zhengtai pseudo-Niang to threaten, and the more such a handle in the future, the better.

Hearing that his salary might increase in the future, Shu Zhe rolled his eyes like a fox, took a piece of gum and threw it into his mouth and chewed it.

He rightly stretched out a hand to me, palm xiangshang.

"Give me the money for a taxi, I'm going to take a taxi home!"

It's so lazy! Looks like the distance between the two of us is not that far, right? Walking and the bus obviously didn't take long ......"

"Give me the money!"

Seeing that I didn't move, Shu Zhe shouted with a dissatisfied look:

"I've been tossed by you for so long, I don't have the strength to walk home! It's not too much to ask for my taxi! ”

Think about it, a pseudo-mother...... No, it is not necessarily safe for a teenager to walk home at 8 p.m. at night. So I counted twenty dollars out of my wallet and gave it to him.

"The taxi will charge you 15 yuan at most, and you can find 5 yuan for me......"

Before I could finish speaking, Shu Zhe snatched the money from my hand, and put it in his trouser pocket without blushing or heartbeat.

"Hmph, not only this time, every time I come in the future, you will have to reimburse me for the round-trip fare!"

After saying the toughest sentence of the day, Shu Zhe walked into the corridor and slammed on the security door of my house.

Maybe he has too little strength, right? It's not as loud as when the wind blows through the door.

Reimbursement of round-trip fares? Okay, anyway, the wool is out of the sheep, and no matter how you calculate it, this account is much cheaper than hiring a professional rope mold from the outside.

As soon as Shu Zhe left my house on the front foot, I began to process his photos for uploading.

Sure enough, it is close to Zhu Zhe red, close to ink is black, I have watched Cao Gonggong's PS photos too many times, and I have actually mastered some tricks, and when the color of Shu Zhe's pupils in the photo is lightened, it does not appear particularly unnatural.

In order to prevent my peers from stealing pictures, I also put a watermark on each photo, and the watermark reads: Happy Valley Sex Toy Store Special Model.

This time, I took a total of 72 photos in 5 groups, probably because Shu Zhe has rich experience in selfies, and his performance in the photos is remarkable, but I took a few photos because of hand shaking (my old camera does not have anti-shake function).

Zuihou selected 40 photos that were outstanding and uploaded them to the online store, replacing the original boring product display pictures.

Then I got a good night's sleep, and then I just waited for what kind of feedback I would get from the customer the day after tomorrow.

When I took English class the next day, I logged in to the backstage of the online store on my mobile phone, and the first thing I saw was that the customer's message was:

"Dear, can you tell me the mobile phone number of Miss Model? I can buy it with my money. ”