[214] Mobile phones can also get married
In addition to this customer who sent me a message directly, there were many other messages on the message board of the online store, all of which were related to Shu Zhe's rope model photos.
There is a part that is calmer:
――Why does it look so small? It can't be a minor, right?
――Probably not, now everyone is desperately trying to pretend to be tender, and it is not uncommon to invite a model with a childish face and a "poor" ru.
The other part is more nonsense:
――Did you notice the watermark? It's an exclusive model! How did the shopkeeper deceive this young lady?
――I guess the model lady must be the owner's daughter! In order to help the family's business, I have to be like this, filial piety is commendable!
- Bastard, I'm so impressed! Mr. Manager, please let me call you Father-in-law!
And a few others have apparently fallen into a frenzy:
- Miss Model, I love you! Ask for a call! Ask for a relationship! Ask for copulation!
――Will you come out? How much does it cost to pack a night? Shopkeeper, make a bid.
――I'm going to buy clothes worn by the model lady! I'll pay twice the price!
Since the customer who offered to buy the clothes happened to be online, I replied to him:
"Dear, according to the rules of the industry, the clothes worn by the model can no longer be sold to customers, please understand~"
When I got my answer, the customer named "Popeye" immediately came to his senses, and one wondered if he had eaten three jars of spinach.
"So the clothes that Miss Model wore haven't been washed yet?"
When it came to clothes, I remembered that Shu Zhe took off her nurse's clothes and maid's clothes on the bed casually before leaving, because I didn't have time to clean them up because I was busy. I used the textbook as a cover while typing with one hand:
"Dear, even after washing, I just let the model continue to wear it next time, and I won't sell it to customers with the old and the new......"
Popeye was anxious: "Don't wash it!" Don't wash it! I'm out twice as ...... No, triple the price for those two dresses! ”
Before I could agree, he went to the product page and paid for it, and bought three sets of nurse clothes and three maid suits.
"Shopkeeper, you know what I mean, hurry up and send me the two clothes that Miss Model was wearing! Vacuum packed! Don't let the smell get off! ”
I hesitantly replied, "But if you sell the clothes worn by the model, in case your peers find out......
Popeye sent a message with a barely human-like typing speed:
"I don't care! Anyway, if I don't get those two clothes, I'll give you a bad review! I'm a diamond buyer, and I do what I say! ”
An angry expression was added to the end.
I frowned, did I have to pack the women's clothes that Shu Zhe wore in order not to have bad reviews during the time I was running the online store? I was just going to throw it in the washing machine and wash it and dry it!
Before I could finish this matter, I suddenly had another customer talking to me, and the person whose ID was Blood Drops seemed to be a regular customer of the online store.
As soon as he came up, he said straight to the point:
"I want the underwear that the model lady wears when she takes pictures, how much can I buy?"
I shuddered and replied, "Sorry dear, the model's underwear is not a product of our online store......"
Blooddrop: "yes, it's a shame, the two cosplay costumes she wore ......"
I hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, someone else has already bought it first!" ”
Blood droplets: "Tsk, someone actually got on the first step!" Do you accept reservations, the owner? ”
"Reservations? What to book? ”
Blood droplets: "It's the clothes worn by the model lady!" Lingerie is best, and this cosplay costume is also fine, especially the stockings inside the maid's outfit...... In short, it should be original, and it must not be washed! ”
I replied that I should take a long-term view, and then exited the backstage of the online store, leaning back in my chair.
After doing it for a long time, it didn't increase the sales of related products at all, but it led to a lot of perverts who wanted to buy original underwear!
If this continues, the nature of our Happy Valley sex toy store will completely change! When my dad comes back, he will find that the online store has become a perverted company that sells saliva, which is run by Japanese students!
But, but it's really money to be made! It's so troublesome, what should I do?
At this time, Xiaoqin, who was sitting next to me, poked me with a ruler again.
"What are you doing?" I asked angrily, "I'm bothered!" ”
"That...... Ye Lin, your girlfriend's phone is about to run out of battery! ”
Deserve! If you don't study well in class, you actually play with your mobile phone! And it's not that the battery of the mobile phone is too small, or it has not developed a good habit of charging every night, right?
"Hmm...... Because I opened my phone to see if there was a text message from Ye Lin's classmates, I almost ran out of power when I came and went, what should I do now? ”
Xiaoqin said with a sad face.
You've got your brain in water! I'm sitting next to you, and I'll just open my mouth if I have something to do with you? What kind of guy with a smooth brain can text!
"I'm sorry, but can I borrow a little electricity from Ye Lin?"
Borrowing electricity? How to borrow? Do you think I'm Pikachu or Thor? I don't have a million volts to lend you!
"How could it be...... I remember that Ye Lin seemed to have said that your mobile phone can charge other mobile phones......"
Huh? It seems that there is such a thing, when I bought a mobile phone, the promotional page said "4000 mAh power is at your disposal, it is a mobile phone and a power bank". If you slide the tail cover of the mobile phone open, you can indeed see a variety of charging plugs, which can still be moved and combined.
I thought it wouldn't hurt to try this function, so I handed the phone with the tail cover slid open to Xiaoqin.
Xiaoqin took it with a glint in her eyes.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
Celery docked the two of us' phones together and let out a conspiracy to laugh.
"Ye Lin and I finally tied the knot......"
Ignore your sister! Is it good to add the word "mobile phone"! Just plug my phone charging plug into your phone charging slot, so that you can YY full of red clouds?
But then again, the huge Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone and the tail of Xiaoqin's shell mobile phone are docked together, and with the appearance of Xiaoqin's nymphomaniac, it is indeed easy to make people feel uncomfortable.
"This ...... Although they are combined, Ye Lin's classmate weishenme is motionless? ”
Xiaoqin pouted and thought for a while, and immediately smiled when she thought of a bad idea.
"There it is! Just use my call to give Ye Lin a little motivation! ”
Call? What's the call? I saw Qin press a few times on the phone she was charging, and then my Yellow Wind Monster phone vibrated like crazy.
Does the result be a call to my phone with your phone? How boring do you have to be to waste so much power! Fortunately, I put my phone to vibrate most of the time, otherwise Mr. Yu at the podium table would not have been able to get off the stage!
Since my Yellow Wind Monster phone vibrated very hard (I seriously suspected that it was a vibrator in its previous life), my phone waltzed on the table with Qin's phone, and Qin held her red face in admiration.
"So shy...... Ye Lin is so rude! The action is so big, people will not be able to bear it...... However, since I am Ye Lin's girlfriend, I will endure it and keep calling Ye Lin's name! ”
Bastard, I'm going to vomit blood! You're not charging at all, it's deliberately draining power! And where did you call my name? If you call me in your address book on your phone, is it called by my name?
It wasn't until I threatened to fire her from my girlfriend's position that she stopped making the two phones vibrate together.
However, he took out a lace tissue and put it between the two mobile phones, taking great care to show their "heads".
"That...... Be careful not to catch a cold after strenuous exercise! It's not good for the little baby in the belly either......"
Did Nima cover the quilt for the mobile phone? Is it the plot of the passion in your head that hugs and sleeps? And what's going on with the little one? If you have the ability to make your phone reproduce, I will immediately use your special function to overturn Apple and Foxconn! Who still runs a disgraceful adult product store that sells plain underwear!
When Xiaoqin's mobile phone was half fully charged, the class bell rang, and I asked Xiaoqin to return the phone to me, but Xiaoqin stubbornly said:
"Wait a little longer! Ye Lin is pouring his stuff into it now! ”
That's called electricity, not a thing, it's good! And don't always omit the word "phone"! Do you make a curious sound like "coo dong" when you charge electrical appliances at home?
The big horn, who was eating shrimp crackers, saw the two of us arguing and swung over curiously to see what was going on.
"Huh? Could this be the legendary domestic artifact that can recharge other mobile phones? Lend me to play! ”
Ignoring Xiaoqin's objections, the loudspeaker forcibly separated my mobile phone from Xiaoqin's mobile phone, and took it to study on the mobile phone.
"Don't pull it out!" Xiaoqin wailed, "Didn't you say that you want to fill it all?" ”
"Pour what?" The big horn was full of black lines, and then she found that the squad leader had just put his mobile phone in the pocket of his skirt.
"Don't move! Take it out for me! The loudspeaker stopped the squad leader with a wicked smile on his face, took out the mobile phone in the squad leader's pocket, and after a little study, he aimed my mobile phone at the slot and plugged it in.
"It's really not an excuse!" The loudspeaker exclaimed, and before the squad leader figured out the situation, she took off her phone again and went to find other models of shiyan.
Xiaoqin lay on the desk and whimpered: "Ye Lin's mobile phone is really sweet!" It's already me, and I'm going to find the squad leader......"
Did you finally add the word mobile phone this time? But when will the mobile phone be loyal! Today's mobile phones are not only plugged in by chargers, but also by data cables, and by headphone cables. And before that, the first thing to figure out is: mobile phones don't distinguish between male and female at all!