[906] Raise the prestige of our country
Kamakura's hands were unfingerprinted, and the skin on his palms seemed to have been corroded by some kind of chemical, most likely the same chemical that disfigured him—making his already elusive identity even more mysterious.
However, Ai Shuqiao's subordinates are mostly weirdos, and like Cao Cao, she adheres to the principle of "meritocracy", and recruits many eccentrics who are not allowed to her own country under her command and become her pawns applicable somewhere.
I haven't specifically explored Kamakura's past, so I guess he grew up in a very harsh environment like Penthos, right? Even if they told Professor Haku what they had received about Kamakura (pitifully little), their causal calculations didn't come up with a reason.
Once you get busy, time will fly by, since the school opened for evening self-study, unconsciously, a month and a half has passed, and tomorrow is November 1st, Halloween.
A lot has happened in this short period of time.
The first thing to mention, of course, is the tightly arranged junior high school curriculum, all kinds of high-intensity, high-pressure, and cramming education methods that do not give students a way to live are crammed into our lives, making us feel that the white clouds in the blue sky have been distorted into the two big words "learning", and many people claim to have depression, but compared with the real depression patient Wu Sheng I have seen, their level is not enough to class.
After the old principal retired early, the vice principal finally got his wish and became the first leader of the 28th Middle School, but because his name was Fu Tianan, the students who hated him deliberately pronounced his surname as the fourth tone, and still called him "Vice Principal", so angry that he rolled his eyes.
Despite this, the vice principal still colluded with the director of education of Aunt Owl to formulate more fresh provisions to restrict students, making No. 28 Middle School a sadistic paradise for them, and they took pleasure in punishing students every day.
In this regard, there are many ways to resist, the most recent one is - in an interview with the vice principal in an important media, two boys deliberately hugged and kissed behind the vice principal, and the vice principal who was saying into the microphone "Our students' mental outlook is the best in the city", the next day this video was broadcast on TV, and it was quickly reposted on the Internet, making the vice principal super faceless.
Of course, the rumor that "the boys in the twenty-eighth middle school like to engage in the base" also spread far and wide, which we should have thought of a long time ago.
For the third (3) class of junior high school, not only the principal has changed, but the class teacher has also changed like a marquee, because Teacher Yu's gluteus maximus muscle has been injured and he has been unable to stand on his own for a long time, and he has to give speeches everywhere in a wheelchair, let alone perform the duties of the class teacher, and he can't even teach us English on a daily basis.
It was not difficult to transfer a subject teacher to teach us English, but it was never decided who would be the head teacher of our class, so that Shu Sha often had to go to the class teacher meetings between teachers, which became a scene in the staff office.
We are in the class of the third year of junior high school, compared with the freshmen of junior high school, the students have long become old fritters, plus there are two big magic stars of me and Zhuang Ni, so no teacher is willing to be our substitute class teacher, and no one is willing to take over the temptation of the vice principal to throw out the bonus.
"Even if you get the bonus, you have to have a life to spend!" A certain pedantic teacher said, "The reason why Yu Jianguo was injured is said to be because Ye Lin beat the son of the underworld, so they hired a psychopath to take revenge!" Who knows if that outlaw will come back next time! ”
Teacher Yu's original name was "Yu Jianguo", but everyone jokingly called him "Yu Jinguo", this pedantic teacher pronounced the words so clearly, he already gave Teacher Yu a lot of face.
"That's right, if only Ye Lin was the only one," a female teacher next to him echoed, "Zhuang Ni in their class is not a fuel-efficient lamp, I don't want a student to commit suicide by cutting his wrists below when I am in class!" ”
"Ye Lin and Zhuang Ni are really tricky, but the third (3rd) class of junior high school also has the class leader Shu Sha!" The vice principal persuaded, "You all know Shusha's organizational ability, as long as you hang up the title of class teacher, Shu Sha can help you handle most of the work of the class teacher like assisting Yu Jianguo!" ”
Even when the vice principal said this, the teachers shook their heads.
"No, no, if there is only one Ye Lin or one Zhuang Ni, we can still accept this kind of buy one get one free, and now this kind of buy one get two free...... Not cost-effective, not cost-effective! ”
When everyone was reluctant to be the head teacher of the third (3) class of junior high school, first the physical education teacher Li Dayong drove the ducks to the shelves, and then the school doctor Chen Yingran volunteered to help deal with the daily affairs of the third (3) class of junior high school as a "counselor", but because of her unusual interest in the boys, she was driven back to the infirmary within two days.
However, some boys (such as Gonggong Cao) still miss the days when Chen Yingran appeared on the podium, and he once said to me: As long as there are photos of Chen Yingran wearing a short skirt and bending down to pick up the blackboard in his mobile phone, then he can survive even if the fast broadcast is blocked.
A class in the third year of junior high school did not have a formal class teacher for more than 10 days, which finally aroused the anger of the parents, Gong Caicai's parents said that they had contacted the lawyer to sue the leadership of the 28th middle school in connection with the last mental illness incident, and the vice principal hurriedly called to appease him personally, and let a female intern teacher who had just graduated temporarily take over the position of class teacher.
This trainee female teacher is not much worse than Teacher Yu (because of Shusha's presence), but her psychological endurance is obviously not good, and she has only been a homeroom teacher for two weeks when she has a serious illness, and she is talking nonsense in the hospital, and it seems that one of the causes is that she was stared at by me on the podium.
Who stared at you! When you explain things to everyone, I look at you as a courtesy! I heard that when you had a high fever, you shouted in a reprimanding tone, "Ye Lin, I'm a teacher!" "What the hell are you making up in your head! I've become a super scumbag who doesn't even let go of female teachers in the rumors!
In desperation, Teacher Song, the head teacher of Zuihou Shen Shaoyi and Liu Badshui's class, that is, the third (2) class of junior high school, was ordered to be the substitute head teacher of our class, but only appeared when necessary, and the class leader Shu Sha was "autonomous" at other times.
Although the presence of Teacher Yu was not strong in the past, but suddenly without him, the students actually felt a little lost, and all kinds of naughty phenomena were reined in, which saved the class leader a lot of trouble.
While I was tasting the bitter wine of "junior high school", the blood donation to Ai Shuqiao was not interrupted, and I found out that as long as I continued to provide blood, she would not interfere with my daily life, and would meet my requirements to the greatest extent - even Amy's farewell concert after leaving the entertainment industry was also in preparation.
Amy's thoughts on this are: "I'm finally going to say goodbye to those perverts!" Do you know how hard it is for me to put a smile on their faces on stage? ”
As for the study of extracting my semen to verify whether there is a special effect, I gave up halfway, but I am quite proud to have masturbated a few meaningful tubes for the future of mankind.
In terms of scientific happiness teaching, Ai Shuqiao heard that the causal calculation program was not yet perfect, so she was not in a hurry to let me act, but just asked me to further win Professor Bai's trust and prepare for the goal one day.
Su Qiao, who lives in the dormitory of science and happiness, gradually got rid of the visual interference of static and dynamic macho men under the training of Grandma Su, but when Grandma Su called me and took off her upper clothes and posed for Su Qiao, Su Qiao still had a violent reaction that she couldn't bear to look at, it seems that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.
I was not in a hurry to steal the causal calculation program, and I only needed to donate blood once a week, and I didn't study seriously because I didn't think I was suitable for further education, but at the invitation of Director Cao, I went to participate in the Anti-Japanese War TV series filmed in Dongshan Film and Television City, and played a rival role with "traitor Wang Fugui", one of the "Three Giants of Crooked Melons and Cracked Dates".
For my sake, Director Cao tried his best to schedule the filming time on weekends, so that it would not conflict with my school, and I could also go to the crew of "The Legend of Moding" to see Amy every time I was filming.
The 32-episode anti-Japanese TV series, in fact, I don't have many scenes, but I am the secret killer of the "Anti-Japanese Murder Gang" under Dai Li, who usually uses his identity as a student as a cover to kill Japanese devils and traitors, not a negative role.
Comrade Wang Fugui, an alumnus of No. 28 Middle School who played with me (his real name is not called this, but who made the screen image too famous), was very satisfied with my performance, thinking that if I stopped there, I didn't need to make makeup, and the feeling of a killer would come out, and Director Cao also thought that the filming was very successful and would definitely leave a deep impression on people watching the TV series.
This matter could not be hidden, and the filming progress of the TV series was not yet a quarter of the way through, and it was known by the squad leader and others, and the squad leader was worried that I would have a heart attack when I filmed this, and Xiong Yaoyue and the loudspeaker were deeply curious, and they also entrusted my relationship to play two female students who chanted revolutionary slogans and were then driven away by the military and police with a faucet.
Xiaoqin had already learned that I was filming through Aunt Ren's side, and she was very happy that I could get a positive role, and she also came to the crew to send me a few box lunches, which made the bachelor colleagues in the crew envious of me.
However, Director Cao edited the film into a propaganda film, and after putting it on the Internet, I don't know which netizen started it, and actually misrepresented the "Anti-Japanese Killing Gang" as the "Anti-Japanese Killing Gang", claiming that the members of this organization were ashamed of the Snow Country, and took revenge on the invaders and Japanese devils by raping first and then killing, from the captain of the pig's head squad to the donkey Taijun, so that Yamamoto Fifty-six, Tojo Hideki, and Emperor Hirohito were all spared.
You, your sister! finally played a more positive role, how could "killing the gang" become a "gang of rape"! Although I don't think it's inappropriate for Emperor Hirohito's piece of stuff to be raped and killed, don't add the words "rape and murder group commissioner" and "**little devil" under my stills!
Soon after, a former Japanese prime minister visited the Yasukuni Shrine, causing a large-scale anti-Japanese demonstration to break out in Dongshan City and the whole country.
Fortunately, I have an extra heart, and I used the identity of "Wu Sheng" in the crew from beginning to end, plus the stills have been made up, and I look a little older than my real age, so except for some acquaintances, others don't know that this killer who is very interested in the chrysanthemums of the Japanese emperor is me.
In addition, popularize science: the family crest of the Japanese imperial family is a chrysanthemum......