【907】 The sea of stars

Sister Jihua is also going well, and in a month and a half, Xiaoqin's stars have grown by leaps and bounds to 100.

How did these stars come from? Let's briefly recap.

When I was in elementary school, everyone was under the call of the teacher, and carried out the activity of "learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds", and today, when Lei Feng has been gradually forgotten, Xiaoqin found Lei Feng's diary on the Internet, and memorized it from beginning to end, and then painted a scoop according to the gourd, and imitated all the good things he could imitate.

Like picking up money, giving up a seat on the subway or something, Xiaoqin has done a lot of work, and she has even done two times to help the high-risk grandmother cross the road.

The hard work paid off, although there was no major such thing as taking hostages to obtain a large number of stars, Xiao Qin accumulated a lot, and unknowingly saved up to one hundredth of 10,000 stars.

"Hum O(∩_∩)O~ Although I'm still just a childhood sweetheart, my girlfriend's completion has been 1%!"

In addition, Xiaoqin's comic career has also made breakthroughs, not because Aunt Ren bought her a handwriting board, but because she dubbed her comic "Cthulhu is also in love".

There is a demonic comic website,There is a self-service dubbing function,After the comic works turn on this function,Netizens can dub the text in the dialog box,In fact, "Cthulhu is also in love" Although it is very topical,But it is far from the qualification to open the dubbing function。

The reason for the incident is that when "Cthulhu is also in love" was serialized in the eighth episode, Xiaoqin wrote a plot in which the JJ Star Man's spaceship was breached, and Cthulhu and Dagon suddenly fought in the enemy's base camp, and used an extra-long tongue twister to decide the winner.

"A dumb man came from the south with a horn pinned to his waist, and a lama came from the north with a ...... in his hand."

"Si Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi, at 14:40 on April 14, they went to the market, and Si Xiaosi bought 44 catties and 4 taels of tomatoes......"

"Black fertilizer is gray, gray fertilizer is black, black fertilizer is gray and volatile, gray fertilizer is volatile and black, black fertilizer is black and not gray, gray fertilizer is gray and not black......"

The two prehistoric monsters talk about traditional Chinese tongue twisters like the cow Feng Gong, which is not only full of comedy, but also full of disobedience.

However, the readers' complaints focused on "Have you considered the feelings of the voice actors?" "You must have Chinese level 10 to dub it!" "Is Zuihou's 600-plus-word tongue twister trying to murder the voice actor?"

Some readers who oppose "Mr. Shui Cress" commented maliciously:

"How can this kind of rotten comic turn on the dubbing function? Generally, the dubbing function will be turned on for comics that are going to be animated! ”

"That's right, don't waste website resources!"

"Shemale author! Pretending to be a 14-year-old Lori to deceive popularity! The real body must be a foot-picking man like Sun Scum! ”

Xiaoqin saw these comments, and quarreled with them very angrily, arguing and arguing, and the topic turned to whether anyone could pronounce those tongue twisters in one breath, Xiaoqin insisted that there was nothing difficult about tongue twisters, even if it was Zuihou's 600-word tongue twister, she could read it without blushing or panting.

So, the "Anti-Cress Teacher Party" and the "Supporting Cress Teacher Party" made a bet, wondering if Mr. Cress could pronounce the tongue twisters in his comics perfectly, and the losing side of the bet should publicly admit his mistake and admit that he had no eyes before, was the scum of mankind, the moth of society, and the live maggots in the Sardine cheese were more valuable than himself.

In fact, a bigger part of the reason for making this bet between "Teacher Cress Powder" and "Teacher Cress Black" is that I want to determine from the sound whether Teacher Cress is really a 14-year-old Lori. Xiao Qin was angry and didn't realize it.

The topic of the author's personal dubbing is getting hotter and hotter, so, with the efforts of Xiaoqin's editor-in-charge "Divine Grace Cow", he really made an exception to turn on the dubbing function for "Cthulhu is also in love".

"The website doesn't care about anything for the sake of popularity.,Such a naïve painting style and such a mentally retarded plot.,This kind of work can turn on the dubbing function.,I'm tired and don't love it.。

"You have a kind! If you have the ability, just animate this work! Let the Japanese animation industry see how we in China hide the dragon and crouching tiger, Mr. Shui Cress is the Picasso of the comic industry! ”

However, before Xiaoqin dubbed the tongue twister, most readers took a wait-and-see attitude, so as not to be slapped in the face by the other party later.

Xiaoqin spent an afternoon practicing tongue twisters, and then spent 3 minutes saying the 600-word tongue twisters in one breath, and uploaded them to the website to complete the dubbing, "Teacher Cress Powder" and "Teacher Cress Black" were stunned.

Because Xiaoqin's voice is so good! In the process of selecting school flowers, many people voted for Xiaoqin because of her beautiful voice, which is a soft female voice that will make flowers and plants sprout in the spring, with a hint of stubbornness - completely in line with the expectations of otaku for two-dimensional girls, it is simply a voice actor who can speak Chinese from Japanese animation!

"Teacher Cress, I love you! Please take my knees! ”

Xiaoqin is not very perfect when she reads the tongue twister, but there is a trace of flaw, there is a tongue swallowing sound, but this has become a cute point in the eyes of readers, and Xiaoqin's cute appearance of dissatisfaction with the dubbing is brought to everyone's imagination.

"Long live the beautiful girl manga artist Mizurasan Sensei Cress! Every day from today, I will have to fight for Mr. Cress! Whoever doesn't accept it, let's stand and stab! ”

Most of the original "fans" of Mr. Shui Cress are afraid that the world will not be chaotic to see the excitement, but after hearing Xiaoqin's dubbing, some of them immediately became iron fans, and they feel that it doesn't matter if their painting skills are good or not, just because the person who draws the comic is a 14-year-old cute Lori, it is enough for them YY.

"It's not her own voice! It must have been someone she hired! ”

Staunch opponents refuse to admit defeat.

"That's right! Isn't her assistant the 'Pooh'? According to everyone's analysis, Pooh is more likely to be a 14-year-old Lori, right? Maybe it's Pooh's voice! ”

"It's Winnie the Pooh, big brother, have you forgotten that everyone is using the spit box to type the word 'bear' after 'Assistant: Pooh'?"

"Whether it's a bear or not, anyway, I insist that it's not Mr. Shui Cress's voice! Either she hired a professional voice actor or her assistant Pooh dubbed it! ”

"Even if it's the voice dubbed by the assistant, the poor road is also satisfied......"

Because it was suspected that it was not the author's own dubbing, there was a dispute about which side won the bet, and Zuihou Xiaoqin's editor-in-charge "Shen'en Niu" came forward to prove that it was indeed the author's own dubbing, but "Teacher Cress Black" refused to believe it.

After Pooh found out about this, I was very upset for Celery, and she simply worked with Celery to complete the tongue twister duel between Cthulhu and Dagon, and each was responsible for a role to play against each other.

This moment of shock, Pooh's voice is obviously different from Xiaoqin, she is the kind of voice that is full of energy, slightly hoarse when treble, but if you taste it carefully, the aftertaste is very charming.

"Is it actually a comic of two Lori's collaborations? I can't do it, let me crash in front of the monitor! ”

"According to Lao G's kryptonite dog ear analysis, these two people stayed in the same room when they dubbed, and they were quite involved in the dubbing, and when Dagon pushed Cthulhu on his heels, the two seemed to have physical contact......"

"I'll it! Lily Lori! I like it! I'm sure of this comic! ”

The dead house's thinking is really strange, but when they were dubbing, they bumped into each other in imitation of the plot, and I don't know where this person came to the conclusion that Pooh and Celery are a pair of lilies.

Soon, on the inside page of the comic of "Cthulhu is also going to fall in love", readers complained that it had almost nothing to do with the plot and picture, and everyone was discussing who was more beautiful between Mr. Cress and his assistant Pooh, and someone uploaded a fanart of Xiaoqin and Pooh (actually drawing the author's fanjin, not the comic book character fan).

Fueled by the overwhelming "voice actor control" and "beautiful girl author control", "Cthulhu is also going to fall in love" came to the 7th place on the website's complaint list.

However, relying on her own voice rather than her painting skills to win popularity, Xiaoqin seemed disappointed and did not respond to the readers, "Sing a song for everyone!" I'll vote for a monthly ticket when I sing! Pooh sang a song "Cowboy is Busy" in a five-tone incomplete manner, which made some readers with unique hobbies cover their ears and vote for the monthly ticket.

"Cthulhu is also going to fall in love" itself is an improvisation, and Xiaoqin's research on the Cthulhu mythos is not deep enough, and the current plot of the battle against JJ stars has long been unsustainable at the end of the crossbow, plus she found that everyone's attention was only on her own voice and not on the comics, so she decisively ended "Ke Ai" in episode 10.

"So, together with Dagon, Cthulhu embarked on a long journey to conquer the sea of stars......

After defeating the JJ Starmen, Cthulhu and Dagon stand side by side, looking out the window at the infinite universe, and then use the narration to say the common line of the beheaded comics.

"It's over! Teacher Cress don't leave us! ”

"I haven't seen enough! How is 10 words enough! Obviously, after beating the JJ star, you can still beat the egg star! ”

"Is the author really impatient? Or is it that the website can't stand it anymore and forces the author to cut it in half? ”

"Well deserved! It's long overdue! This kind of rotten work ......"

The latter speech was covered by the complaints of countless people, and apparently on the final page of the work, the number of fans was more than ten times more than that of opponents.

However, although the adventures of Cthulhu and Dagon are over, Celery's long journey as a manga artist has just begun.

At Pooh's suggestion, Qin started the idea of a new comic, tentatively named "Detective Li Ergou".

In fact, the originality of this comic is much worse than that of "Cthulhu is also in love", and the criminal methods in it are simply imitation and even plagiarism of "Detective Conan" and "Kanedaichi".

It's just that the background of the story is set in a remote rural China, and the main case is "a rabbit foaming at the mouth and dying, probably a neighbor who fed it bananas and poisoned it!" "And then to get revenge for the frivolity of cutting off the tail of the neighbor's goldfish.

And "I only took a little radish from his family, but they stole half an acre of garlic seedlings from my family!" I'm going to have to give his fish pond to ......."

All in all, it is a Chinese detective comic with a very local flavor that steals vegetables and dogs from neighbors.