What do you mean by that? Fools have stupid blessings - Rulan forgot to lock the door when she finished taking the pill.

When Niu Shuzhu winced and stretched out a finger to touch the door gently, the gate opened with a bang, which frightened Niu Shuzhu and the other five immortal pets.

"There must be something wrong with the quality of this door, it must be a polymerized compression board, not solid wood, and the door shaft is not qualified." Niu Zhuzhu looked at such a thick gate and opened it so easily, and asserted.

"Damn, it's developed this time, don't hurry up and get in!" The other five urged the bull bolt in unison.

"There are a lot of medicine bottles, this Taishang Laojun must have a lot of diseases." Niu Xuanzhu looked at the whole cabinet of pill bottles and couldn't help but worry about Taishang Laojun.

His father used to fill the bedside with medicine bottles, and he left not long after.

"Big brother, don't you know don't talk nonsense? That's all elixir. "Howling Dog felt like he was really defeated.

"Salted eggs? You can't eat it dry, you have to find some flatbread, otherwise you will die. ”

"It's not easy for you to live so big, and your parents must be worried about it." The donkey has always been synonymous with stupidity, but it has found self-confidence in the face of Niu Zhuzhu's brain.

When you bury someone, the most frustrating situation is not that the other party scolds back, but that the other party doesn't know that you are burying him.

When the donkey laughed at the ox bolt pillar, the cow bolt pillar acted as if he didn't hear it at all, but took a pill bottle in his hand, which made the donkey depressed.

"Six Turns Soul Rejuvenation Pill." Niu Xuanzhu read the label on the Dan bottle, and proved that he was not illiterate.

The five immortal pets thought that this time the eldest brother must have understood that he was holding an elixir and not a salted egg, and they all waited to see Niu Xuanzhu's expression of sudden realization.

Half a day.

"What's that?"

The reflection of the Niu Bolt Pillar made the five immortal pets rush blood, if they had the body to rush blood.

"Whatever."

When his stomach protested again, Niu Xuanzhu couldn't wait for the answers of the immortal pets, and poured the whole bottle of pill into his mouth.

"Well, it's a bit like Mai Lisu, but it's not as thick as Mai Lisu's chocolate, I'll find out if there is a White Rabbit toffee flavor." The cow bolt slammed into his mouth.

It's been a long, long time.

"Uh, finally half-full." The cow bolt burped contentedly.

"Half full? If you can sit up now, I'll be your grandson. The donkey couldn't help but curse.

At this time, Niu Zhuzhu was lying flat on the ground rubbing his stomach desperately, in fact, he just lay down and ate a few bottles of pills from Zuihou so that he didn't let the swallowed things burp out.

"For a whole stick of incense, Marshal Tianpeng, the god of food, has broken the record of eating for tens of thousands of years, this is really a moment of historical significance." Linglu exclaimed.

The Antarctic Immortal Weng made a Tiangong Guinness Book of Records in the sky, and Linglu clearly remembered that the holder of the record of uninterrupted eating was Zhu Bajie, and the time was seven-eighths of the time of the pillar of incense.

Although the advantage of the Niu Bolt Pillar was very weak, this record was once known as the limit of immortals, but I didn't expect it to be broken by a mortal today.

"Evil, look at the empty bottles in this place, you are asking for the life of the old king." The green cow smashed it, smashed it, and mouthed it, reminiscing about the delicious taste of the elixir, and at the same time saying cool words.

"You guys are still talking nonsense here, don't you run quickly, let Taishang Laojun catch us and train us to become a Dan!" The Howling Dog is one of the more brilliant ones, at least after committing the crime, he still knows how to escape from the crime scene.

"With my understanding of Taishang Laojun, it is more likely that we will eat it raw." The lion was even more pessimistic.

The lion's tone was eerie and terrifying, and a bloody picture suddenly appeared in Niu Shuzhu's mind: an old man with a white beard was tearing his internal organs with his dry hands, and sometimes he raised his head and smiled cruelly at himself with his blood-soaked teeth.

Niu Xuanzhu was so frightened by the scene he imagined that he hit a spirit, and almost went incontinent under the effect of the spirit.

Finally realizing that this place is not suitable for a long time, Niu Xuanzhu decided to flee the crime scene, and the first thing he had to do before escaping was to sit up, which was really not easy for him who was now difficult to even turn over.

"One...... Two...... Three! "-Fail!

"One...... Two...... Three! —Failed after three millimeters of getting up.

"One...... Two...... Three~~~"—Gets up five millimeters, and after three seconds, it fails.

Three attempts in a row all failed, and the only thing Niu Bolt had to gain was to keep rolling his eyes while lying on the ground, except for two rolls on the spot.

"Damn, are you still okay? Why do you say you eat so much, I don't have a day to eat you! The howling dog barked.

"I'm so full!" The stupid cow accidentally scolded the actual situation.

"What should I do?" Niu Shuzhu said decadently, "If you don't wait for the death to be over, you really can't sit up." ”

Then the bull's mind was filled with the invective of the beasts around him.

Fortunately, at this time, Linglu came up with a good idea.

"Pick." Linglu Road.

“QQ？” The cow bolt pillar was puzzled.

"Let you pick your throat with your hands and spit something out." Linglu explained helplessly.

Niu Zhuzhu has never spit out what he has eaten in his life, and even when he was deceived by the big children to eat when he was a child, he tenaciously maintained this good character of hard work, simplicity, diligence and thrift, but this time in order to avoid being caught red-handed and losing his life, after experiencing a fierce ideological struggle, he still put his Qianqian middle finger into his mouth and hooked it fiercely in his throat.

Ordinary people pick their throats with their index fingers and pick their throats with their middle fingers, such a picture is quite evil, and it can be seen that the cow bolt pillar is definitely the best among the sluts.

Those pills were already tangled in the throat of Niu Zhuzhu, and with the seduction of the middle finger, they immediately poured out a thousand miles.

"You can really do it, these pills are exactly the same as when you eat them, you kid has no teeth, why don't you chew it." The Howling Sky Dog looked at the elixir that was rolling with saliva all over the ground and said with disdain.

And Niu Xuanzhu no longer had the energy to reply, and under the continuous thrusting of his middle finger, he vomited vigorously, and his eyes were full of stars.

Anyway, Niu Zhuzhu, who had vomited three rounds, finally felt a little more relaxed, and then he finally sat up in a hurry amid the cheers of the other five immortal pets.

"Yay~" The five fairy pets can't wait to high-five each other.

Niu Zhuzhu also cracked his mouth, and wanted to boast fiercely, but at this time, from the lower part of his body, the part that was in contact with the ground, there was a sound of a tractor starting.

That's due to excessive force that allows harmful gases to burst out of the chrysanthemum of the cow bolt column.

What's even worse is that this fart is out of control, and there is a tendency to get more and more intense, the sound quickly passed from the tractor to the battlefield, and the battle scene was very intense, and the entire alchemy room was like a fog, and the visibility dropped sharply.

Could it be that these elixirs are made of soybeans? Niu Zhuzhu couldn't help but think about it while farting, because he recalled that the last time he farted so heartily was after eating five catties of soybeans.