"Ahh Who are you? ”

A Taoist boy was attracted by the sound of a fart, and when he saw that there was someone in the Dan room, he immediately asked.

The next moment, Dao Tong felt that he was nauseous, the lack of oxygen in the brain was very serious, and when he opened his mouth, he was inevitably harmed by poisonous gas.

Dao Tong frowned and waved his arm, trying to use the wide Dao robe to drive away the stench that rushed to the sky, but after only three or two waves, he found that there was already yellow condensing on the sleeves of the Dao robe.

Where has Dao Tong seen such a god's fart, and in his surprise he thought that there must have been in his mouth when he was talking just now, and he immediately held on to the door of the Danfang and vomited a mess.

"Run!" Six voices sounded in Niu Zhu's mind at the same time, this is the most haode escape opportunity, but also Zuihou's chance.

Sure enough, the instinct to survive can stimulate the greatest potential of human beings, and the Niu Zhuzhu actually jumped directly from the ground, running all the way and disappearing into the crime scene, and its speed can completely compete with the immortals who ride the clouds.

When Dao Tong reacted, he only saw a white back and a round and upturned ass.

Dao Tong knew that he would not be able to catch up with this stinky fart naked immortal with his own Taoism, so he decided to check the situation in the Danfang first.

However, before checking, he didn't forget the lesson of the just now, and after opening the door of the Danfang, he hid far away, he didn't want to damage his Taoism because of the fight against the gods, and he would talk about everything first.

Ten minutes later, Dao Tong dared to try to approach the Danfang again, and the situation in the Danfang made him want to be smoked to death by the stinky fart just now.

Almost all the pills were looted, the pill bottles were scattered all over the ground, and there was a yellow precipitate on the ground, so you don't have to think about it to know what that yellow means.

Dao Tong knew that he couldn't afford this black cauldron, and when such a thing happened during his shift, he not only didn't catch the thief, but he didn't even see the thief's face clearly, if he waited for Taishang Laojun to come back, his immortal root would not be able to be saved, and he might even be brutally lynched.

Dao Tong hid his face and cried, he knew that from now on he would embark on a career of fugitive.

When I returned to my room, I quickly packed my things and carried them on my shoulders.

Farewell, I go gently, just as I come gently, I go gently, without taking a cloud.

Dao Tong waved his hand at the immortal mansion and resolutely went to the human world, he has been inspired to hide in the world from now on, live some ordinary days without fighting with the world, and when the case is solved, it is not too late for Taishang Laojun's anger to disappear and come back.

"Dare to ask where the road is, the road is at your feet~" Dao Tong sang and disappeared into the distance of Tushi Palace.

There are two Taoist children in the Tushi Palace, and the two of them are on duty in turn during the absence of Taishang Laojun.

After a Taoist boy bravely walked on the path of becoming a demon in the lower realm, another Taoist boy also discovered the abnormality of the Danfang when he took over.

Like his predecessors, he is also very unmanly, and he decided to run away, the difference is that he is calmer than his predecessors, and before leaving, he packed the remaining pills and took them away, if the pills eaten by Niu Zhuzhu will make Taishang Laojun vomit blood, then this Taoist boy's practice of cutting grass and eradicating the roots really almost killed Taishang Laojun.

However, he didn't know what the yellow things on the ground were, and he didn't know that the pills scattered on the ground were regurgitated from the belly of the cow bolt pillar, so he didn't let go of any of the pills on the ground, and he was really an ignorant child who was very happy.

Fortunately, the two of them ran fast, because Taishang Laojun really came back.

Taishang Laojun was originally happy in the foot-washing city in the world, but when he was helping the massage sister tell his fortune, he suddenly had an ominous premonition, so he hurriedly gave himself a divination.

The hexagram is like a murderer, there is no fish in the dry flood, and the fortune collapses!

Looking at the hexagram showing that Taishang Laojun's blood pressure went up all of a sudden, and he almost got cerebral congestion, and he was able to be the main culprit because of the ruined wealth, which shows how completely his wealth was ruined this time.

This hexagram made Taishang Laojun almost show his original form, before he turned from a middle-aged rich merchant to a dead old man, he hid in the toilet with the technique of urine escape, and then recited the magic trick to return to heaven.

"I'm a god~Nima, is this swollen~" When Taishang Laojun pushed open the door of the Danfang, he felt that his sky was about to fall.

An old immortal who has lived for tens of thousands of years, lying in a yellow and crying in the dark, if it weren't for his deep mana, I don't know how many times he would have cried and fainted.

It is said that immortals can't escape the catastrophe, but Taishang Laojun thought that his immortal catastrophe had already been over, and this time the catastrophe was something he had not calculated for tens of thousands of years.

It can really be said that people are not as good as God, God is not as good as heaven, and it is in vain!

Extreme sadness was followed by a surge of anger, and Taishang Laojun's eyes quickly changed from a desperate victim to a cruel murderer.

"I swear by Taishang Laojun that I will not kill the thief who stole my elixir, I swear not to be an immortal, and I am willing to destroy my immortal roots and suffer from the six reincarnations!" Taishang Laojun swore by the sky and rushed to the crown angrily.

After the poisonous oath, Lao Jun immediately felt that his anger was released, and his mood suddenly improved a lot, and after calming down a little, he suddenly felt that the poisonous oath he had just made was a little inappropriate, in case it was done by a relative of the Jade Emperor or an immortal with a higher mana than himself, would he really want to destroy the immortal root and start with pigs and dogs.

I don't know if it's too late to regret it now, or go to the heavenly official who recorded the oath and delete the oath I just now, I don't know if it's okay, alas, impulse is the devil. Lao Jun muttered in his heart.

Taishang Laojun is a Sanqing Great Immortal, his mana is naturally boundless, and he wants to track down such a small thing as a drug thief who can reproduce the scene by pinching his fingers, but there are heavenly rules in this sky, and those who are immortals have the helplessness to be immortals, just like the Zixia Fairy can only be counted to the beginning of the colorful auspicious clouds, and cannot count the tragic ending of the eternal separation between heaven and man, the immortals cannot fully calculate what happened to the fairy world and the immortals themselves.

However, not being able to count all is not impossible, and it is not a problem to find a trace of clues in the hexagram.

In order to investigate the cause of the theft of the Danfang, this hexagram is too careful for Laojun, which is a key hexagram related to whether he can take revenge or quickly find a way to cover up his oath.

He even wanted to bathe and change his clothes and fast for three days to show his piety, but due to the urgency of time, he only took out the three magic weapons copper coins that he had not used for many years, in order to improve the success rate and accuracy of divination.

"Amitayus Buddha, Amitabha Buddha, my Amen, go you!" Taishang Laojun muttered some vague prayer spells in his mouth, and threw the three copper coins of divination on the ground.

The three copper coins kept rolling and spinning on the ground, but they refused to stop, which made Taishang Laojun's mood extremely nervous, which showed that this matter was very tortuous and implicated.

Zuihou a copper coin finally lay flat on the ground, because the three copper coins were extremely far away, Taishang Laojun had to lie on the ground to identify one by one.

Oh, my God! Taishang Laojun, who had identified all the copper coins, was shocked by the hexagram and broke out in a cold sweat.

Hey, this hexagram is chaotic, there are many organs, confusing, the identity of this criminal can't even be counted as a human, an immortal, a demon or a beast, and from the hexagram, there are at least eight or nine people involved in the crime, this is a criminal gang~ The fairy world is about to usher in a 10,000-year catastrophe, and the criminal group has shown its hideous claws!