On Saturday, I went to the film and television city as scheduled to participate in the filming of "Bloody Battle in Jinling".

Director Cao and six other casually dressed staff waited for me outside the freezer of a restaurant attached to the film and television city, where the scene of "Ice Vault Wars" was filmed.

Seeing me, the glasses gaffer called out first:

"It's really like Wu Sheng! You can't be brothers, are you? ”

Forget it, I can't afford such a brother with a melancholy aura, and then I heard that since Wu Sheng went to live in Switzerland, the suicide rate in Switzerland has increased by 4% year-on-year, and I don't know if it has anything to do with Wu Sheng.

Because of the short time of the micro-film, the plot is highly condensed, and my only activity today is to put on the costume of Jinling's evil youth and pretend to fight a few rounds with two "martial arts righteous people" in the ice warehouse (the masked righteous people are cameos by the restaurant owner and the chef, and it is said that Director Cao used the opportunity to appear on camera to pay for the use of the venue).

Director Cao instructed me to start lightly when dealing with righteous people, after all, cold storage is people's territory, I thought to myself that if it was Wu Sheng, he would never agree to this request, Wu Sheng is a good actor who pays great attention to shaping the hearts of the characters, and if the evil young man in Jinling shows mercy to the righteous people who come to assassinate him, wouldn't his character collapse?

But I didn't care too much about what virtue Director Cao's micro-film would make anyway, so I agreed to this request.

In addition, the most important thing is that Director Cao asked me to wear a Rolex gold watch under the sleeve, and asked me to deliberately make a starting gesture similar to Wong Fei Hung before the fight, revealing the gold watch to the camera.

Anyway, the signature at the end of the film will still use Wu Sheng's name, and I agreed to this undisciplined request.

Previously, due to Wu Sheng's strong opposition to the insertion of soft advertisements that did not conform to the times in the play, the filming progress was stagnant, but now everyone sees that I promised all kinds of conditions, which is happier than Yuan Shikai's promise of 21 articles, and I can't help but celebrate, and I am glad that Director Cao has finally found an actor who is as undisciplined as him.

Deeply inspired, everyone cooperated seamlessly, and it only took 15 minutes to successfully complete the filming task of this scene.

Later, I summarized a little that the reason why everyone was highly concentrated and didn't want to rework may be because the temperature in the cold storage was as low as minus 30 °C, and although every staff member put on a down jacket outside, they had to have their teeth chatter after staying for a long time, which was in stark contrast to the hot weather outside.

On that day, someone caught a cold because of the sudden cold and heat, and went to the clinic to hang up the water like Wu Sheng. On the contrary, I was more careful because I had just been sick recently, so I was fine.

My first time I participated in the show went so smoothly, Director Cao's eyes smiled into a slit, patted me on the shoulder and told me that he would pay me according to the contract signed with Wu Sheng, and the amount was definitely not as much as when I played the deaf and dumb evil monk in the American crew, but it is better than nothing, it is better than advertising on the street.

After finishing work early, I changed back into civilian clothes and walked towards the set of "The Legend of Moding", wanting to stop by to see Amy.

Unexpectedly, I met her halfway.

Amy, who is tied in a double ponytail with a red silk ribbon, is holding Obama, who has lost a little weight, and stops in front of a fruit stand on the street.

Amy examined the pears, watermelons, lychees, and mangoes in front of her like an army, and at first she didn't see me walking past me.

Far away, 004 and 005, who were protecting Amy in the shadows, confirmed my presence first.

The fruit stall owner is a middle-aged aunt, she has been setting up a stall near the film and television city for many years, and she is used to foreign tourists, so although Amy does not wear sunglasses, her blonde hair and blue eyes clearly show her foreigner status, and the aunt is not frightened, let alone the slightest preferential treatment of foreign guests, but just said weakly:

"Look at what, put it in a plastic bag yourself, will you speak Chinese? Words that won't be spoken, #@#%*&###¥#¥#@! #￥#￥&%……”

Nima, what is this! With my miserable English listening level, this seems to be English! The aunt who set up a stall to sell fruits speaks better English than me! I'm just going to crash headfirst on the watermelon!

Amy was not very satisfied with her aunt's strange English, she raised a small brow, "I can speak Chinese, do you sell Coke here?" ”

Buy Coke at a fruit stand? What a way to beg for fish! And even if Auntie really has Coke and is spying on your 004 and 005, she won't allow you to drink it!

found that the blonde little Lori on the opposite side was actually Mandarin standard to such an extent, even the well-informed aunt was taken aback, and couldn't help asking:

"Hey, little girl, what nationality are you? Aren't you a tourist? ”

As if she hadn't heard, Amy didn't answer her aunt's question, and then she noticed a problem that needed to be dealt with urgently - Obama stuck out his long tongue and was on an apple at the Tian fruit stand!

Obama, you're crazy hungry, aren't you? Switching to a vegetarian diet? Do you even want to eat apples?

"Hey! Feed! The aunt made a driving gesture, "Don't let your dog Tian my red Fuji!" It shouldn't be sold! ”

"Do you hear that?" Amy said to Obama in a stern tone, "You're not allowed to be Tian anymore!" These heavenly apples are full of pesticides! You have to go back to gastric lavage! ”

Then Amy lowered her voice, as if asking about drugs, and asked again, "Do you have any Coke for sale here?" ”

The aunt who was staring at Obama with resentful eyes was baffled, and she shook her head, "I don't have Coke here, Coke is all coloring, and my fruit is much better than Coke!" ”

Hearing that there was nothing she wanted here, Amy suddenly lost interest, and she pouted:

"I don't even have Coke, what kind of fruit stand!"

Then he put aside the aunt who was said to be stunned, and turned his head to leave.

As soon as she turned around, she saw me.

"Huh? Valet? Are you stalking me? ”

It's just a chance encounter! You have blonde hair and a big dog, and it's not easy not to notice you on a street with few pedestrians!

"There's nothing to be ashamed of stalking me," said Amy, smugly, "after all, you're a lowly manservant who loves me, and a slave I love!" ”

"Oh, you can hold the leash for a while."

Amy handed over control of Obama to me, and the two of us walked down the empty street with a dog, the afternoon sun still strong.

I was chatting with Amy, but suddenly I found that she was gone, and after a closer look, it turned out that she hid behind me and used my shadow to protect her delicate skin that was vulnerable to ultraviolet rays.

"Manservant, when will you grow as big as Penthos? Then your shadow will cover me completely! ”

Amy seemed unhappy that my shadow could only cover a small part of her.

I'm so sorry! I'll never grow into a giant like Pentheus! He's almost catching up with the Hulk, okay! Is it just because you have convenient shade that you want to expose your brother to gamma radiation and then mutate!

"By the way, Kyle, he's been playing a snap game lately."

Amy said suddenly.

Syllable...... Bang Bang Bang!? Isn't that another name for going to bed, also written OOXX! Kyle, you're an American and you're over eighteen years old, I don't care who you are with or not, but don't cause a bad influence on my Lori sister!

"He just played on the set when he had nothing to do, and he was fascinated by it."

I can understand that I am fascinated by playing, but what does it mean to play on set? Live OOXX? The openness of the Americans has refreshed my view of shijie!

"Kyle not only plays it by himself, but also recommends this stress-relieving game to others everywhere, and yesterday he asked me if I wanted to snap a piece of it......

I'll rely on you to find death! I'll call Xiaoqin right now and ask her to send out the underworld to kidnap you! If you dare to make such a request to my sister, I will castrate you chemically first, and then physically, in short, castrate a hundred times and a thousand times!

"Hmph, that kind of childish game, I won't play with him!" Amy clasped her hands behind her head and said disdainfully, "If you relieve stress, you can also eat potato chips and drink Coke!" ”

Well, worthy of my sister, refuse cleanly! But you think it's more naïve than eating potato chips and drinking Coke, which seems to be the opposite, right? Most people are allowed to eat chips and drink Coke before they are allowed to pop!

"However, when Kyle was gone for a while, I was bored in the RV alone, so I played a little bit and seemed to be quite interesting."

Wait...... Wait a minute! What did you say! What does "play a little" mean? You have to have at least two people together to play the game, right? How the hell did you do it alone?

Could it be, yes, could it be...... Are you DIY in your RV alone! Damn, I'm going to lose my ears! Don't tell me such explosive news!

A teenager like me who is dissatisfied.,It's already a shame to occasionally.,As a result, even you, the idol of Loricon.,Like a beautiful girl in the picture.,Do you have to comfort yourself in bed? Don't make me imagine you putting your hand in your panties and moaning!

What a shameful brother and sister we are! Is it because of genetics......

"Now if I don't snap for a day, I feel so empty......"

It's addictive! Even if you're addicted, don't tell your brother this! I can't help you with that!

"Huh? Waiter, your face is not normal? ”

Amy turned to the side and looked at me curiously.

That's because the topic you're discussing isn't normal in itself! How do you want your brother to talk about this kind of thing!

The more ugly my face became, the more joyful Amy seemed to become, and she hid her mouth and smiled evilly:

"The manservant knows that Kyle and I are playing a game of snapping, and he won't take you to play, so he's jealous, right? Do you want me to take you to play next time? ”

Shut up...... Shut up! Such a taboo topic, can you actually say it with a smile in the shape of a crescent! I don't remember having such a shameless sister!

Amy kicks a pebble on the side of the road.

"Why, manservant, you suddenly became dumb because you ingested too much heavy metal? Or is it that the Celestial Empire's schoolwork is too heavy and the pressure is too great, resulting in the loss of language function? It doesn't matter, just release some stress with pop bang and everything will be back to normal......"

"Oh, by the way, you can't play that game just by saying it and not handing you the tools to you."

With that, Amy reached into the pocket of her skirt and took out something.

Nima, I don't dare to look at it! Since it's a special tool for popping, it must be a condom! Has my sister degraded to the point of carrying a condom with her! Where, when, and which option went wrong?

As a result, what Amy took out was a folded film of shock-absorbing bubbles, and half of the bubbles on it had been pinched by her.

"Oh, this is a very popular pop game on the set recently, every time you press a bubble, it makes a 'pop', 'pop' sound, do you want to try it too?"

Try your sister! Don't mess with the game, okay! This kind of childish game is what we play with in kindergarten! We can also play standing, lying down, and upside down, and have developed a lot of fancy plays!

Back then, Xiaobawang also put the back of my head under the bubble film, rode on my back, and snapped for an afternoon! I still have a headache when I hear that voice!