[489] Kidnapped
It's almost certain that Amy was deliberately entertaining me by referring to the game of pressing the shock-proof bubble film as "popping".
I really shouldn't have been fooled by this, because the wicked smile that rose from the corners of Amy's mouth when she was doing this prank was familiar.
It's like the evil smile I show when I occasionally play pranks (such as tricking the class leader into learning how to bark).
My father, General Ye Yuanfeng, who was canonized by the HHhH Fan Association, although he is not a boring person, but he rarely has the habit of playing pranks on people, after all, he used to be a teacher, and he should pay attention to the teacher's morality and style.
Reluctantly, I can only guess that the bad smile that Amy and I often show is inherited from our mutual mother, Amy.
It's just that Ai Shuqiao doesn't like pranks anymore, but likes to commit crimes, and our brother and sister often show the same evil smile as this big devil, which is really not a thing to be thankful about.
After walking the dog with Amy for a while, Penthos came over to greet her, saying that the director wanted her, the heroine, to return to the set immediately, and there were some temporary changes to the script that needed to be discussed with her.
Amy reluctantly went back with Penthos, because it was an internal meeting of the crew, and I couldn't sit in on it when I went over, so I stayed outside the studio for the time being, and promised to visit the set later.
Although it is also a good choice to go back with them, spend time in the RV, and taste the afternoon tea meal provided by the French chef, but I feel that I have been too slack lately, and it is precisely because I am not Spartan enough that I catch a cold - I should not always think about pleasure, but treat my body cruelly, so that I can become a man who is not afraid of any challenge!
With this decision, I followed the wide road outside the film and television city and began to do brisk walking training to exercise my leg muscles.
After walking for about a kilometer like a race walker, the scenery in front of you gradually became deserted, and you could often see half-human-high grass on both sides of the road, and even horse-drawn carriages passing by on the road, and the smell of horse manure spread with the dry air.
After all, Dongshan Film and Television City is built on the outskirts of the city, and it will be even more desolate if you go further, maybe you will go to the ravine.
In order not to stay and have nowhere to buy a bottle of water to drink, I turned around and started to return.
Just then, I saw a man squatting in the grass.
Subconsciously, I thought it was Xiaoqin's cousin Ren Peng, His Royal Highness the "Prince of the Grass" who was fascinated by playing lol, and couldn't help but get into it to think about life when he saw the grass.
looked closely, but it was an 8 or 9-year-old boy, he was wearing a green scalp and a larger vest, squatting in the grass, and his posture was the same as Ren Peng's.
I deeply feel that the future flowers and bones of the motherland are addicted to the Internet, and this is a very serious matter.
It is said that there are many primary school students playing lol, and the city's lol first master ID is also called "Red Scarf Hero", but this is the first time I have seen it, there are primary school students so addicted, squatting in the grass like Ren Peng, ready to jump out to passers-by "Demacia"!
Fortunately, I was the first to pass by, this elementary school student may have seen my fierce face, maybe the level is relatively high, so he didn't jump out, if he passed by a person who didn't think that high level, wouldn't it be a tragedy?
I was ashamed that I had the blood of a criminal in my body, and now I felt that I could prevent a misfortune from happening, and that I could guide the young people of my country back to the right path, when my sense of duty suddenly burst out, and I approached the little boy and said to him through the grass:
"Children, do you know that in reality, you can't hide in the grass in Shijie!"
The child looked up at me, and to his surprise, although he was frightened by my fierce appearance, he did not immediately pull out his leg and run away--it was a man, and if an old lady passed by, he might have really taken a stick to the old lady's head.
Although he did not run away, the child lowered his head as if to deny my existence.
Damn, is this a symptom of deep gaming addiction? Once I played Dota with Xiao Dingbao at night, and the next morning when I went out of the Internet café, I felt that the pedestrians on the road had blood bars on their heads.
At such a young age, his ability to distinguish between games and reality is still very weak, does he think that if he doesn't talk to me, I will ignore him like a monster in lol? I have to wake him up and stop indulging! Otherwise, when you grow up, you will be sent by your parents to Yang Yongxin for electrotherapy! 100,000 volts Yang Yongxin is a terrifying existence than any game boss! Haven't you heard that because the voltage used by his ring network is too high, it has even caused a shortage of electricity supply in Shandong Province!
So I cleared my throat and continued in the tone of an old-timer:
"Children, childhood should not only be computer games, computer games, but also good to play more outdoor activities! Of course, your cosplay is not necessary, and you seem to have something in your hand? Is it a stick? If you hurt someone, you have to be taken away by the police uncle! ”
The child still didn't speak, with a distressed expression.
I found that the thing he was holding tightly in his right hand was a roll of newspaper, and I thought it was okay, jumping out and hitting people with newspapers should not hurt people, but it is not good to scare older people out of heart disease.
"Uh-huh, big brother, when I was your age, I went outdoors every day, playing hide and seek with the children, playing slides, and playing with yellow mud, and now I remember it, I still miss it!"
In fact, it's not worth remembering at all! When you are playing hide and seek, if you are caught by the little overlord, you will be beaten! When playing on the slide, if you are seen by the little overlord, you will be beaten! If you pinch the yellow mud better than Xiaobawang, you will be beaten!
What's wrong with you in my childhood! weishenme can't remember any fun, it's all made up of beatings! It's not worth nostalgia at all! Full of blood and tears! If computer games were as developed as they are now, I would have been playing games at home every day!
This appearance and emotional advice moved the child very much, and he finally raised his head in embarrassment and said to me:
"Big brother, I'm not addicted to games, I'm ...... I'm pooping! ”
No wonder Nima smells! I thought it was the smell of horse manure! It turned out to be child dung! In addition, the newspaper you took was not used to beat people, but to wipe your butt! Give me toilet paper! Newspaper printing contains lead, which is very unhealthy for children's chrysanthemums!
Feeling very embarrassed, I handed the handkerchief paper I was carrying with me to the child and asked him to wipe his butt with it, and then turned around and said goodbye.
On the way back to the studio, I met three men in striped suits.
The one on the left was thin, with hair hanging down from his eyes like a dead snake, and a treacherous look; The one on the right is very fat and wears sunglasses, a bit like Sammo Hung .
Walking in the middle, the burliest figure and the most solemn temperament, he wears an eye patch, revealing only one eye.
No, no, no, it's not a makeshift blindfold like the squad leader, but a black leather blindfold like Street Fighter's Muay Thai champion.
I immediately linked him with the "Uncle Dragon" in Xiaoqin's mouth, and I heard that the underworld sent by Xiaoqin's father to protect Xiaoqin was headed by this one-eyed Uncle Dragon.
Aren't you the ones who kidnapped Fu Shijian a few days ago! If I hadn't called and asked you to release him, would you really bury Fu Shijian alive in the barren mountain? What a cold-blooded and ruthless underworld!
Now that you have appeared in front of me, blocking my path and not letting me go, what are you trying to do? It's a shame that I just gave the child a pack of handkerchiefs for him to rub his cheeks! As a result, there is no reward for doing good deeds! So soon the underworld came to me for trouble!
"You're Ye Lin, right?" Uncle Long pointed to a black sedan parked on the side of the street, "Get in the car with us, I have something to talk to you about." ”
I looked in the direction of his finger, the black sedan was closed on the window, and there seemed to be no one inside, but it was not always a comfortable thing to get in the underworld.
If you have the heart to turn around and run away, it will not look manly, and you may not be able to run - after all, people have cars.
So I put my hands in my pockets and pretended to be disdainful: "If you let me get in the car, I will get in the car, then I have no face!" ”
The thin man on the left, through the pocket of his suit, aimed at me with something like a pistol, and threatened:
"Don't talk nonsense, listen to the voice and hear that it's you, get in the car with Brother Long!"
The fat man also made similar movements to the thin man, and Uncle Long looked at me with the kind of eyes of "acquaintance", letting me know how to advance and retreat.
I'm a Spartan, but I'm not a superhero, and I'm not confident enough to beat two pistols.
Even if I don't have a pistol, three adult men in the underworld can't be dealt with.
The heroes didn't suffer the immediate losses, so I pretended not to care and got into the car with them.
Anyway, I don't think they will do anything to me if they listen to Xiaoqin's orders.
Along the way, the fat man was in charge of driving, Uncle Long smoked a cigarette in silence, and the thin man was very talkative.
He sat side by side with me in the passenger seat, looking at me with the same critical eye as he looked at rotten tomatoes, and kept sarcastically mocking me.
"Hmph, looking at your appearance, it's no different from our underworld!"
"Boss's baby daughter, why did she fall in love with you? You really don't know what you are doing to Miss Er, don't think that we don't know anything about what you did to Miss Er! ”
"When the second lady just transferred to another school, you bullied her in all kinds of ways, and the brothers couldn't stand it! If it hadn't been for Second Miss to stop you, you would have been crippled by us a long time ago! ”
"Let's see if you dare to ...... in the future"
I didn't reply, but thought in my heart about what the thin man said.
"Second Miss" definitely refers to Xiaoqin, but weishenme is "Second Miss" not "Big Miss"? Could it be that Xiaoqin still has a brother or sister? I remember that Aunt Ren only has Xiaoqin's only daughter!
As the car drove onto the highway, I wondered where they were going to take me, but instead of answering my questions, they confiscated my phone and blindfolded me with a black cloth.
In the face of the muzzle of the black hole, I didn't take drastic actions, thinking that even if Xiaoqin instructed his subordinates to kidnap me, it would be a prank at most, and I couldn't be buried alive, right?
After about an hour's drive, the black cloth was removed from my eyes, and I was escorted out of the car, surprised to find that we had actually arrived at the foot of a barren mountain in a dilapidated landscape.
I heard that someone was waiting for me at the gazebo at the top of the mountain.