17 bargain with the God of Wealth and dance with beautiful women

Niu bolt pillar is sitting Audi A6L rushed to the Yellow Tile God of Wealth Temple, when the car from 80 miles suddenly a sudden brake stopped at the door of the God of Wealth Temple when it was 8:40, the lottery time is 9 o'clock and a half, leaving little time for the cow bolt pillar.

"I said, it's useless for you to burn incense now, and the God of Wealth won't bless you, so I advise you not to bother." Xiao Tao said in the car.

Of course, the car is Xiaotao's, if it weren't for her first-class driving skills, it would be impossible to get here before the lottery, of course, this first-class car skills are exchanged for more than a dozen red lights, dare to take the Audi A6 as a military car, not an ordinary.

"You'll know if it's useless for a while, wait for me here, don't peek." Niu Shuzhu pushed the car door and ran towards the big store.

Three seconds later, Niu Xuanzhu's head poked into the car again: "Also, drive slower in the future, you are much tougher than Brother Biao, so you won't be able to marry in the future." ”

Before Xiao Tao got angry, Niu Shuzhu had already run into the Temple of Wealth.

"God of Wealth, God of Wealth! Can you hear me? I am an incense messenger. The bullbolt shouted at the clay statue of the god of wealth.

The Temple of Wealth has long passed the closing time, and there is only one eldest sister who does sanitation in the main hall, and the eldest sister saw someone breaking in, and she was ready to come over to drive people away, but Niu Zhuzhu called himself an incense messenger with a mouth, which scared the eldest sister.

"God of Wealth, don't regret ignoring me!" Niu Shuzhu took out the incense statistics table.

The eldest sister slowly stepped back, she was sure that she had encountered a neurotic today, and this neurotic might be going to burn down the Temple of Wealth.

"Okay, you ignore me, then I have to change the decimal point of this incense money, what do you say about the first three? It's all ill-gotten gains anyway. Niu Xuanzhu said this, searched around with his eyes, and finally found the eldest sister who was about to retreat to the door.

"Sister, do you have a pen? I smeared the incense money of the God of Wealth. Niu Xuanzhu smiled kindly at the eldest sister.

"Ah~" The eldest sister threw down the broom and ran out to call the police.

"I'm sick." Niu Xuanzhu looked at the figure of the eldest sister and said.

"Okay, I don't have to worry about it without a pen, just tear up this page of yours." The ox bolt climbed to the altar of the god of wealth and stretched the page with the god of wealth as far as possible in front of the eyes of the statue of the god of wealth.

At this moment, the eyes of the statue of the God of Wealth suddenly moved.

"It's torn~" Niu Bolt Pillar threatened again.

"Stop." A voice sounded from the heart of Niu Zhuzhu.

What about your fairy pet nonsense? Niu Shuzhu asked.

"What kind of fairy pet, I am the God of Wealth, this incense statistics table can never be torn, there are many people here, why don't you take a portrait of me from under the altar, how about we talk about it in another place?"

Niu Xuanzhu found that there were not only the God of Wealth in this hall, but also the land, the King of Medicine and Lu Ban, but only the incense in front of the God of Wealth was vigorous, and it was estimated that the other three had already hated him to death, no wonder the old thing didn't dare to speak easily.

"God of Wealth? Are you finally willing to speak? Okay, I'll listen to you. The ox bolted to the table and turned out the portrait of the god of wealth, turned around and went out of the temple gate.

"That's it." Niu Shuzhu unfolded the portrait of the God of Wealth in the bathroom.

"Incense messenger, is there anything to do with Xiaoxian? You must know that the Jade Emperor forbade us to contact you, and I am taking a great risk now. In the portrait, the God of Wealth's small mouth moved, and his eyes rolled wildly.

"Oh, it's a little thing, brother, I've been a little tight in the Nether recently, no, I bought a lottery ticket, and asked Brother Caishen to help, I don't need a lot, and 10 million is almost enough to spend." Niu Shuzhu took out the lottery ticket and showed it to the portrait.

Hearing the request of the cow bolt pillar, the head of the God of Wealth on the portrait shook like a small motor.

"Oh my God, this is a big taboo, big brother of the incense messenger, you are the big brother, I can't help this matter, this manipulation of the lottery is a big crime, let me go, okay?"

"Don't talk so much nonsense, either you help me, or I will directly help you transfer your incense money to the earthquake-stricken area, so that the money can be taken from the people and used for the people, I promise not to go to the Red Cross, even if it is worthy of you!"

"Brother, it's really not good, this thing is very difficult." In order to arouse the sympathy of Niu Zhuzhu, the God of Wealth increased his mana and made the expression of the portrait very pitiful.

"Oh, by the way, I forgot, I still have a book with your merits on it, and I think there is a problem with the statistics on it, why are your merits all for the rich? I'm going to haode investigate it, and temporarily seal your merits for the last hundred years, you don't have an opinion. Niu Xuanzhu took out the merit book from his bosom again.

"If you dare, I'm going to sue you from the Jade Emperor!" The God of Wealth suddenly changed his face and wanted to break the net.

What to do? This guy is simply cunning and cunning. Niu Xuanzhu didn't expect the negotiation to be so smooth, and hurriedly asked the fairy pets for help.

As far as I know about the God of Wealth, he is a person who is unprofitable and can't afford to be early, so you can try to give him some benefits. Linglu Road.

"God of Wealth, you let me win the lottery, and I will share your two percent, how about it?"

"One price, forty percent!" Fortuna counteroffer.

"Twenty into five."

"Thirty percent."

"Two into seven"

"Twenty into eight, no less."

"Twenty into seventy!"

"Are you interesting?" The God of Wealth was so angry that he almost jumped out of the portrait, he had never seen anyone who could bargain more than himself and slam the door, and today was an eye-opener.

"Okay, two into eight is two into eight. The lottery is going to be drawn soon, I'll go back and watch the live broadcast, and if I don't win, I'll burn your portrait along with your merit page and incense page. Niu Shuzhu threw the portrait group bar into the urinal, and then took a refreshing lunch before returning to Xiaotao's Audi.

"Finished praying? Die. Are you mentally prepared to be sold to Xiangri? Xiao Tao said with a smile after the cow bolt got on the car.

"You'd better be mentally prepared, remember what you promised me? I can tell you what I want right now, and I'm going to live with you. Niu Shuzhu said confidently.

"Let's go, there are still 30 minutes, go back and watch the live broadcast, let you die clearly." Xiao Tao stepped on the gas pedal angrily.

β€œyou~too!” Niu bolt pillar hurriedly fastened his seat belt, Xiaotao drove at the Tour de France level, and the haode business car was stunned when the off-road vehicle was driven.

"Okay, the audience friends on the scene and in front of the TV, now that the lottery has finally begun, the lottery machine has rolled, what is the first number to be drawn today? Please hold your ticket in your hand and keep your eyes on the screen. ”

The voice of a poorly spoken host came from the TV, and a pair of men and women who didn't even have time to take off their shoes were coming to the front of the TV at the moment, staring at the lottery machine.

"It's the No. 09 color ball, audience friends, the first number has been generated, did you choose the right one today? Has someone already started tearing up the lottery ticket? Don't worry, there's still a chance, it's okay if you don't win. Okay, so the second number has been generated. ”

"Let's take a look...... The second number is actually 14! Well,Two numbers have been generated.,It's estimated that a lot of fans can only wait to see Zuihou's special numbers.,But it doesn't matter.,Five yuan is also money.,You must insist on watching our show.。 ”

"This host is talking a lot of nonsense." Little Tao Road.

"I think he's quite humorous, I've won both numbers, do you have a lot of pia (afraid) pia (afraid) in your heart?" The cow bolt pillar said proudly.

"I'm afraid you're big!" Little Tao Road.

Soon, 5 numbers have been drawn on TV, and Xiaotao's repetition and alignment are exactly the same as the lottery ticket in Niu Zhuzhu's hand.

"This ...... How is this possible? Xiao Tao finally got a little nervous, but more than that, he couldn't believe it.

"Okay, audience allies, a number of zuihou in the red zone has also been generated, let's cheer for the fans in the red zone, zuihou a number is 31!"

"Bingo! All-in! Ye Ye Ye ~ "Niu Xuanzhu couldn't help but dance a dance of positive energy.

I like to sleep in

Loves to cuddle baby bears

I like to go and clean

Don't like to be disturbed

I love bathing

It's okay to scream loudly

I don't like to think

Just like to blow bubbles

Woo...... A dance of positive energy

Woo...... All the troubles are driven away

Woo...... A dance of positive energy

Woo...... La-la-la-la

From "I'm so smart".

"Don't make a fuss, okay, there's a special number, you haven't hit it yet!" Xiao Tao shouted nervously on the side.

"Okay, audience friends, the special number has been produced, and that is 2! Lottery friends, look at the lottery tickets in your hands, 2? 2 up? 2 out of at least 5 pieces! ”

"yes, yes!" Xiao Tao actually jumped up from the TV and shouted excitedly.

In any case, it is always an exciting thing to be able to win the jackpot, especially since this winning is not something that can be controlled by mana, and her excitement is reasonable.

At this moment, Xiao Tao couldn't care about any bets, and directly joined the positive energy dance team.

The two of them danced higher and higher, although there were only two people in the dance team, but they made a movement of hundreds of people's parties, which made many neighbors call the police.