16 Hangover Lady Couch Laughing Stick Beating

The cow bolt pillar was thrown down by Rulan from a height of more than three meters, and the fall was called a pain, and he didn't know where he provoked Rulan, and he was so angry.

"Dead man, who do you think wants to stay with you, go die." That's what Rulan said when she threw him down.

When the cow bolt got up from the ground, he found that there were only three women left in the courtyard, and they were all motionless, and Rulan used the time still technique again before throwing him down.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but Niu Zhuzhu circled around Xiaoyu three times, looking at Xiaoyu's round chest and red mouth, Zuihou neither dared to start, nor dared to mouth.

On the one hand, it is because he still has some moral bottom lines, and on the other hand, because he always feels that Rulan has not gone far.

He guessed correctly, fortunately he didn't have any oil jamming movements, otherwise the 220V spell in Rulan's hand would never let him go.

After the time stand still spell failed, the three women in the courtyard were surprised to find that the cow bolt pillar suddenly appeared next to the table again.

"You're back, why don't you go out and say hello." Xiaoyu couldn't help but smile when she saw Niu Zhuzhu coming back.

"Auntie's food is so delicious, a little too much, it's convenient to go out." Niu Shuzhu said embarrassedly.

"Manure machine." Xiao Tao said lukewarmly on the side.

"Auntie, do you know that there is a temple of the God of Wealth near here?"

Niu Xuanzhu's biggest concern now is how to contact the God of Wealth, and the Temple of God of Wealth is undoubtedly the first choice.

"Yo, child, you really asked Auntie about this, Auntie really doesn't know." Xiaoyu's mother said.

"I know this, yes." Xiaoyu's father, who bought stir-fried vegetables, roast chicken and liquor from outside, heard the conversation between Niu Zhuzhu and Xiaoyu's mother as soon as he entered the courtyard gate.

"This B city can be said to have a temple of the God of Wealth everywhere, and the God of Wealth is also varied, if you want to say that it is effective, it is necessary to count the Yellow Tile Temple of God of Wealth on the east side of the south entrance of Beiluoguxiang."

It's rare that Xiaoyu's father even said the temple site.

"Thank you, uncle, then we won't bother." Niu Zhuzhu immediately got up to say goodbye, and was about to go straight to the Temple of Wealth.

"Don't be in a hurry to go, Xiaotao hasn't eaten yet, you see, my uncle bought several dishes, as well as roast chicken, and Red Star Erguotou, let's drink some." Xiaoyu's father said politely casually.

"Roast chicken? I think it's okay. The cow bolt was unexpectedly not in a hurry, and pulled the stool and sat down.

What lottery is not a lottery, roast chicken is important. I just vomited a lot of food, and I just need to replenish it.

Xiaoyu's father regretted this in his heart, and he couldn't wait to give himself a mouthful. You said that you were polite and polite, what a.

"That, Xiaoyu's mother, give me another 100, I guess I bought less." Xiaoyu's father reached out to Xiaoyu's mother to ask for money with a bitter face.

And by this time, Niu Shuzhu had already ripped off a chicken thigh and stuffed it into his mouth.

This meal was eaten until more than ten o'clock in the evening, and in the middle, Xiaoyu's father really went out to buy food again, and when Niu Shuzhu came out of Xiaoyu's house, he was already drunk like mud, and his body had begun to emit the pungent smell of onions.

When Niu Shuzhu woke up the next day, he found himself lying on a gorgeous big bed, looked around, and found that the whole room was white, about 70 square meters, and a bedroom was 70 square meters, which was like a palace in Niu Zhuzhu's eyes.

Am I dead? Is this the legendary paradise?

, just like you, you want to go to heaven even if you die? You should be glad that Hell will bottom out on the eighteenth floor. Lion Road.

So what is this?

This is Xiaotao's home, and you are lying on her bed. Linglu Road.

Little Peach? Is she really that rich?

More money than you think, this place is actually in the third ring road, and the price is estimated to be nine figures. Howling Dog Road.

Moreover, I didn't see Xiaotao's parents yesterday, it is estimated that she only lives here alone, and the place where her parents live may not be luxurious. It was rare for the donkey to speak without scolding.

I'm getting more and more fond of Little Peach. Niu Bolt Zhu said heartily.

You just like the rotten life of capitalism! Howling Dog Road.

"Haha, corrupt me to your heart's content, I will never recover in the luxury of capitalism, and I will never be reborn!" Niu Zhuzhu sighed with his arms high.

"When you wake up, you scream, be careful that I knock you unconscious again." Xiao Tao's voice came from behind Niu Shuzhu.

"Little Tao'er, you are really good, you are willing to take me in to live in your house, you can rest assured, from today on, your safety will be handed over to me for protection, and you don't have to worry about cleaning the room."

"Who said they wanted to keep you here? Do you know how annoying you were yesterday with the smell of onions? I turned on all the air conditioners and sprinkled six bottles of perfume to barely breathe in the house, and I can't live while you're here? When you wake up, get out of here. Xiao Tao said in disgust.

"Do I have any? How is it possible, it must be the roast chicken I ate yesterday that had bird flu, which activated the detoxification function in my body, and you should all xiexie me. ”

"Xiexie, didn't you even leave us a chicken butt?"

"Yes, yes, so I'm such a haode person, you have to take me in. Besides, I'm going to win the lottery soon, so it's a big deal if I pay for the house? You think there are many benefits to having multiple people in the family, I can hand it to you if you forget to take a piece of paper when you poop, I can help you eliminate what you can't eat, someone covers you with a quilt when you sleep, someone rubs your back when you take a bath, how nice it is. ”

Xiao Tao magically found a baseball bat from behind the bedroom door, held it with both hands and waved it twice, whirring in the wind, and then raised his chin at the cow bolt pillar, signaling him to continue talking.

Niu Zhuzhu swallowed hard, knowing that it seemed to be a little difficult for him to stay here today.

"Go by yourself, or shall I give you a stinky beating and throw you out?" Xiao Tao came up with an extremely simple multiple-choice question, so simple that even a mentally handicapped person like Niu Xuanzhu could easily get it right.

“baibai。” Niu Zhuzhu walked to the outhouse.

When he was about to go out of the door, Niu Xuanzhu couldn't help but twist his head again, and said cheaply: "You said that you are a little girl, what are you doing with a baseball bat at home, how dangerous it is." ”

Seeing Niu Zhuzhu's jealousy of the baseball bat, Xiao Tao was very proud: "Of course it's for self-defense, specifically to prevent scoundrels like you." ”

"Huh? Are you defending (comforting) with such a big dick? Niu Xuanzhu was so amused that he almost laughed out loud, and continued to lure Xiao Tao'er to speak.

"It's a must, it's the big ones that bring energy." Xiao Tao swung the baseball bat twice, unaware that he had suffered a loss.

This girl pretends to be mature, but in fact she is still too naïve. The Howling Dog sighed.

"Poof~" Niu Shuzhu couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped his leg with laughter.

Xiao Tao realized that something was wrong, as a high school student born in the 90s, she still knew some things, and her little face was flushed when she thought about it a little, and a stick hit the cow bolt on the stigma.

"Okay, you cheap man, see if I don't break your stinky mouth!"

Seeing that the matter was revealed, Niu Shuzhu once again performed his escape magic in the huge house, while Xiao Tao chased closely behind with a baseball bat, and from time to time he picked up the cushions, paper pumps, apples, bananas and threw them indiscriminately on Niu Shuzhu's body as hidden weapons.

The two rivals chased and scolded in the house like a small couple, and inadvertently, Niu Shuzhu opened the large curtains of the floor-to-ceiling window in the living room.

"Pause!" Niu Shuzhu shouted.

"Dang!" A baseball bat is right in the middle of the head.

"Pause your size!" Xiao Tao said when the cow bolt pillar was in pain and burst into tears.

She didn't worry about breaking the bull bolt pillar, the three big men didn't be able to do anything to him that day, where did he get his stick, of course, he was relieved first.

"What time is it?" Niu Zhuzhu found that his crocodile tears did not have a pitiful effect, and he stopped pretending.

"7 o'clock, what's wrong?" Xiao Tao wondered that the cow bolt pillar weishenme suddenly asked such a question.

"Whew, it's okay, it's cloudy, it's in time." Niu Zhuzhu let out a sigh of relief.

Just now he opened the curtains and found that it was a little dark outside, and he thought it was night, but he was going to contact the God of Wealth today, and it would be too late if it was too late.

"It's 7 p.m. Xiaotao added.

"What? 7 p.m.? "Niu Zhuzhu really cried this time.