I was called by the squad leader as a donkey, sweating profusely and with difficult steps, and I was about to fall to the ground and die.

For me, a Spartan who often trains with weights, these few things would have killed me, but the schoolbag you hung around my neck caused a fatal blow! It's too much! I can't breathe properly! If I am strangled to death by your school bag, I will definitely turn into a demon and come back to haunt you, so that no one else will dare to marry you!

I don't know if I heard the curse in my heart, the squad leader adjusted the schoolbag around my neck to an angle, and I successfully carried Xiaoqin downstairs to the squad leader's house through my anger, and the squad leader avoided the fate of not being able to marry.

It is said that a hundred miles and half ninety, zuihou is not easy to walk, and today it is really right.

Not only did I have to hold Xiaoqin to the 5th floor, but I also met someone who got married, and the corridor was clogged.

I don't know which southern province the groom is from, and there is a custom of holding a wedding at night, which is put in Dongshan City, which was originally the case when the second marriage was made!

Downstairs, a band was invited to blow and play, and a row of black cars behind Lincoln was lengthened, and at the encouragement of relatives, the groom came down the stairs with his bride in his arms. The groom is small and small, and every step is extremely difficult.

Just in time for the head of the squad to open the way in front, I held Xiaoqin and went upstream.

Marriage is a major event in life, the squad leader turned sideways to let the other party go first, and I also tried to lean against the wall, wanting the team to pass first.

The groom holding the bride and me holding Xiaoqin passed by and looked at each other, I don't know what he was thinking, but they contrasted with each other.

She was followed by a bridesmaid with a very lively personality, and she joked to me and Xiaoqin:

"Yo, take a kiss at such a young age? What are you doing upstairs? ”

Before I could answer, Xiaoqin smiled first and said:

"(*^__^*) Of course it's going to the cave room!"

Your sister! In the cave room of the squad leader's house, what a noisy guest you are!

The bridesmaids didn't expect Xiaoqin's answer to be so bold, and they were stunned for a while.

Xiaoqin continued to say happily:

"I will learn from the bride and give Ye Lin a child to the same student as soon as possible!"

Xiaoqin's words can be said to be quite uninteresting, because when passing by just now, everyone saw that the bride's belly was already bulging obviously, obviously because she was married to her son. Although the times are different, it is a little embarrassing to point this out in front of other people's relatives.

After the bridesmaids walked down the stairs in a daze, the squad leader in front sighed.

"Xiaoqin, don't talk nonsense, your feelings for Ye Lin are problematic."

That, refers to Xiaoqin's lie in the past, saying that she originally liked my brother, and then my brother liked me after he went missing, similar to the bridge of "Baseball Heroes", right? Squad leader, do you think Xiaoqin is using me as a substitute for my younger brother, that's why you say that?

Actually, it's not! However, Xiaoqin has a problem with my feelings, so I raise my hands and feet to admit it.

Xiaoqin came over and bit my ear at this time: "Did you hear that?" Female number two is saying bad things about me! Sure enough, it's the bad guy! ”

You're the bad guy, okay! Isn't it all you who broke the squad leader's skateboard shoes, forced the squad leader to show you boobs, and wrote the squad leader's name on the death note!

After the procession no longer passed in front of us, the squad leader said:

"This bride is too careless, since she plans to get married, what can she do with it? I hate it when someone gets the order wrong. ”

It's you who make the mistake! People only plan to get married when they have children, and don't you have feminist ideas on weekdays? Weishenme has become so conservative about this kind of thing again? I heard that some feminists in foreign countries advocate that women should eat, drink, prostitute and gamble like men, and there is a female prisoner who killed her husband, and after being released on medical parole, she has been unanimously praised by feminists! Because—she proved that not only men can kill, but women can kill too!

Wait, what the squad leader said may not have much to do with her aiqing view and marriage view, right? I don't want to get the order wrong, is this obviously a manifestation of obsessive-compulsive disorder? The squad leader seems to have arranged the order of "falling in love→ getting married→ having children" very strictly, just like when stir-frying, you should put oil first, then light the fire, and zuihou put the ingredients...... Do you plan to keep your body like a jade until you get married? Not because of conservatism, but because of obsessive-compulsive disorder?

When I entered the door of the squad leader's house, I didn't have time to change my shoes, and I saw Shu Zhe sitting behind the dining table with an impatient look.

"Sister, why did you come back!" Shu Zhe complained, "We threw the shot put in physical education class today, and I'm starving to death now!" ”

You unfilial brother! Didn't you see that your sister had injuries on her hands and knees! When you were throwing the shot put, how did the "white rose" not slip out of your pant leg and make you the laughing stock of the class!

Seeing me and Xiaoqin also enter the door, Shu Zhe was stunned and stood up from the chair.

"Ah, Brother Ye Lin, why are you here? And...... Sister Xiaoqin, is this a fall? ”

Sister Xiaoqin? Hmph, although he said a lot of bad things about Xiaoqin behind his back, Shu Zhe, you screamed very sweet in person!

The squad leader briefly explained a few words to Shu Zhe, and asked me to carry Xiaoqin to her room and carefully disinfect the wound.

Because the wound was on the knee, I might have to lift my skirt during the treatment, so I was ruthlessly chased away, leaving only the two girls in the house.

The squad leader's hand was still very painful, but when dealing with Xiaoqin's wound, she endured the pain and didn't show it, but Xiaoqin was touched by a cotton swab and often shook and trembled.

I stood in the living room, chatting with Shu Zhe, who came over.

"Brother Ye Lin, it's not the right time for you to come, my sister's hands seem to be broken, and I can't cook for you."

Who expects the squad leader to cook for me! I'm here to help your sister cook! Shut up with gratitude!

"Well, there's nothing wrong with the goods, right?" I asked like a drug dealer.

Shu Zhe looked at the closed door of the squad leader a little embarrassed, "Yesterday, when I was taking a shower, I threw it in the dirty clothes basket, but fortunately, I snatched it back before my sister found out, so ......"

You employee give me a little serious! When you say this, my heart beats wildly, even more than when I was a humanoid vehicle! If your sister finds out that I made you wear women's panties, wouldn't she find out the shotgun and break both of my knees first?

"Hey, if your sister finds out, don't say I made you wear it!" I gave Shu Zhe a vaccination.

"And what do I say?"

"Hmm...... Let's just say, your own hobby? ”

"I don't have that hobby! I did this kind of thing for the sake of money! ”

I don't know weishenme, Shu Zhe blushed a little when he denied it, don't you have no guilt for your money worship? Why blush?

After a while, two girls with medical tape wrapped around their knees came out of the room, talking and laughing.