I don't know if Xiaoqin is executing "I'm more stupid" Jihua again, in short, she behaves very well-behaved and sticky in front of the squad leader, as if she is the squad leader's long-lost little sister, at least more likable than Shu Zhe.

But I know that if Xiaoqin and Shu Zhe are reversed, and Xiaoqin and the squad leader live together every day, the squad leader will definitely shorten his life for some inexplicable reasons.

Because Xiaoqin was also injured, the squad leader was embarrassed to ask Xiaoqin to help cook, so he offered to order takeout.

"Okay!" Shu Zhe raised his hand in approval, "Let's want Pizza Hut's pizza!" ”

If you know Pizza Hut, you know pizza, you're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Xiaoqin shook her head and showed the squad leader her two beautiful little hands.

"It's okay! I'm glad to be able to cook for the class leader, and Ye Lin will also work with me! ”

"That's it......" The squad leader put his hand on his forehead, as if the fatigue of the day hit her heart at this time, and she sat down on the sofa weakly.

"I'm sorry, I'm a little tired all of a sudden, since Xiaoqin is willing to help me, then I'll be cheeky and wait for you to serve the meal?"

"No problem! Leave it to us! ”

Qin seemed to have completely forgotten the pain in her knees, she put on her captain's usual sky blue apron (a slightly larger size for her), took me by the hand and walked to the kitchen.

It seems that it was only at this time that Xiaoqin noticed Shu Zhe, a boy of the same age as herself, standing a few steps away.

I thought that Xiao Qin, who suffers from androphobia, would scream out with an "ah", startling the squad leader who was resting with her forehead, but Xiao Qin tilted her head and studied Shu Zhe with strange eyes.

It's like the last time we went to the movies together, Shu Zhe, who was put on a wig, made Xiaoqin mistake her for a girl, similar to the situation.

Xiaoqin stretched out her hand and pressed her five fingers on Shu Zhe's flat chest.

"Sister Xiaoqin, what are you doing?" Shu Zhe was embarrassed.

Xiaoqin didn't care about Shu Zhe's question, she was close to the other party's height, and reached out to support Shu Zhe's chin again, like a young master who was molesting a woman from a good family.

Shu Zhe wanted to resist, but Xiaoqin immediately pinched Shu Zhe's chin, and held it, forcing Shu Zhe's head to turn left and right, reminiscent of ancient slave auctions, where buyers had to carefully observe the condition of slaves.

After looking up and down, Qin happily patted him on the shoulder.

"Sister Xiaozhe, please take care of me in the future~?"

Shu Zhe's face was so angry that it turned red and white, "Sister Xiaoqin, what are you kidding!" I'm a boy! ”

Xiaoqin continued to pat Shu Zhe's shoulder, with great force, every time she patted it, Shu Zhe was a little shorter, and after a little more pat, it would be Guo Jingming.

"Don't worry about the details! For Sister Xiaozhe, whose breasts are smaller than me, I will protect you strictly in the future! Protect like a panda! Let's join forces to deal with the Gong Cai Cai Xing! ”

The squad leader, who was tired and closed his eyes on the sofa, seemed to be slightly asleep and did not hear the conversation between us.

Shu Zhe tried to get rid of Xiaoqin's play several times, but it didn't work, Xiaoqin pinched Shu Zhe's shoulder well, I don't know if it was used to grab it, in short, Shu Zhe grinned in pain, so he had to beg Xiaoqin for mercy:

"Sister Xiaoqin, you ...... Why do you have so much strength? Aren't you in bad health? Brother Ye Lin, hurry up and let Sister Xiaoqin let go of me......"

"Oh yes~?, I don't have a lot of strength at all!" Xiao Qin smiled and tilted her head, "It's Sister Xiaozhe, you're too weak!" ”

"I ...... I'm not a sister, I'm a boy! ”

"It's a joke, how can there be such a cute boy? Children who lie will be punished! Come on, admit you're a girl! ”

After saying that, he added strength to his hand again.

Shu Zhe had the heart to shout for help, because I was worried that he would wake up the squad leader who had just fallen asleep, so I glared at him.

Shu Zhe, who couldn't stand the torture of Xiaoqin's grappling technique, two big tears rolled down his face, and he admitted aggrievedly:

"I ...... I'm a girl......"

Xiaoqin then spread her hand contentedly and beckoned to me:

"Let's cook together! Sister Xiaozhe is familiar with the situation at home, let her help! ”

I don't think Shu Zhe will know where the pots and pans are placed, and Xiaoqin, you are suddenly not afraid of Shu Zhe! The character attribute of androphobia, you can't say abandon it!

Thinking about it, Xiaoqin said that she would be flustered when she saw the photos of Brother Chun and Brother Zeng, judging from this, Xiaoqin's so-called "androphobia" is mainly caused by vision, and the real gender of the other party is not important, what matters is whether the other party's appearance looks male or female.

Could it be that Shu Zhe has been a rope model for me for a period of time and has become more feminine in appearance and behavior after wearing N pieces of women's clothing? Could it be that she has crossed the line used to judge in Xiaoqin's heart, even if she doesn't wear a wig, she will be regarded as a girl by Xiaoqin?

In addition, I heard that people who wear women's underwear will also be hinted at in their behavior and behave more like girls, at this time, Shu Zhe is wearing "white rose" women's underwear, strictly speaking, she is still in a state of women's clothing!

Well...... This is not bad, if Xiaoqin's androphobia is such a confused existence, I take the pseudo-mother Shu Zhe as an opportunity, maybe I can completely cure Xiaoqin's androphobia - then she doesn't have to be me, right?

was called "Sister Xiaozhe" by Xiaoqin, and Shu Zhe was handed around and handed me a look for help.

I'm not going to save you!" In the past, I stretched out my sister's clothes to open my mouth, and today I let you experience the hard work of cooking!

About ten minutes later, the squad leader woke up on the couch and felt that she was rude because she had fallen asleep while the guests had arrived, so she ran to the kitchen to ask us daoqian and ask if there was anything she could do to help.

"No, no, no!" I pointed to the crowded kitchen, and the squad leader was surprised to find my brother washing mushrooms in front of the sink in a serious manner.

"If Sister Xiaozhe doesn't know how to cook at all, she won't be able to marry in the future!"

Xiaoqin said this when she instructed Shu Zhe to wash mushrooms.

Compared with not being able to get married, Shu Zhe was more afraid of Xiaoqin's grappler, and when he saw his sister coming in, he handed out a look of help to his sister.

"Squad leader, let Shu Zhe do some work and not die." I stopped the squad leader before he could speak, "We won't let him touch the knife, just wash the vegetables, you go back to the sofa and rest!" ”

The squad leader had no choice but to nod, and prepared napkins and small trash boxes from old magazines on the dining table as much as he could, which he would use to hold chicken bones later.

With Xiaoqin in charge, after several splashes of oil, boiling water out of the pot, and flames hitting the ceiling, the chicken stewed mushrooms were actually made by her.

Xiaoqin leaned on the wall tiles of the kitchen, looking like she had exhausted her skills, and her cheeks were blackened by the oil smoke, revealing a bit of clumsy cuteness.