Chapter 843: The momentum is huge
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"Husband......" Comrade Li Guiying cried at that time and threw herself on her husband, "If you die, how can you live if you leave me alone......
"You can find another person to remarry......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou also cried, in the face of death, no one can handle it calmly.
"Are you telling the truth??" Comrade Li Guiying said with a cry.
"Guess ......," Comrade Nie Shenzhou said cryingly.
"It's not ......" Comrade Li Guiying cried a lot, not to mention the sadness.
"Guessed right......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was heartbroken, and tears flowed down.
"I said......" Sister Bai glanced at the girl, "No wonder your little green snake is so 2??" Dare to love is nurtured by the family environment?? β
"Shut up......" The girl glared at Sister Bai, "...... watching the play"
"Son......" Comrade Li Guiying cried even louder, "Look at what kind of daughter-in-law you are looking for??" Your dad is almost finished, and she's watching the play next to her......"
"What the hell is going on??" Nie Canglong's figure appeared in the gazebo, looking at his parents who were hugging and crying in surprise, "Did they bully you??" β
"Your father drank the water in the ditch, you hurry up and see him and talk to him......" Sister Bai sighed and said.
"What??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened at that time, and he looked at his father with a frightened expression, "Dad, what are you doing...... Why are you so unhygienic?? Do you dare to drink the water in the ditch?? β
"I saw that it was clear and bright, so I drank two sips......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's crying voice was almost hoarse.
"My mother......" Nie Canglong made a move of his hand, and a stream of water fell into his hand, and with a light lick, his face changed at that time, "This liquid aura is a liquid aura, except for the land immortals." So the monster can hold on......"
"Don't worry......" the girl kicked the man, "I've already given him medicine......
"I know......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "If you hadn't given him medicine, I would have cried a long time ago......"
"What??" Comrade Li Guiying's crying stopped at that time, and he glanced at the girl, "You mean, your father won't die??" β
"Why don't I like to hear that??" The girl rolled her eyes, "My dad has made people shuanggui, and he is under strict protection......"
"Seriously......" Comrade Li Guiying glared at the girl. Said.
"Won't die......," the girl pouted, "at most, a few stinky farts, aren't we waiting here to hear the sound??" β
"What??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou jumped up at that time, "You guys...... Hurry up and ......."
"What's going on??" Sister Bai sneered, "We have to listen to whether it is loud or not, if it doesn't sound, maybe it won't be cleaned, and it may be dangerous, causing something to be lifted." It's not that you can't ......."
"You can't go, no one can go, you're all here listening......" Comrade Li Guiying was anxious when he heard that it might cause inaction.
"Mom......" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's head at that time. They're kidding you......"
"It's really hateful...... Comrade Li Guiying's face suddenly turned blue, and he glared at the girl angrily, "You are still my daughter-in-law, I saw your mother being bullied." I'm disappointed that you're just watching the play on the sidelines......"
Knock knock knock......
At this time, Comrade Nie Shenzhou finally let out a fart. The movement was so loud that it was like stepping on a landmine.
"I don't want to......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was stupid at the time, his face was as red as a monkey's ass, "I can't control it......"
"Don't worry......" The girl pinched her nose and hid behind the man, "Sister Bai also let go of the cupola at the beginning, you two are comparable......"
"Qin Xiaoniuniu, I fought with you......" Sister Bai was angry at the time, screaming and rushing towards the girl.
"What do you want to do??" At this time, Nie Xiaoqing and Nie Xiaoqian blocked Sister Bai, "Dare to attack our housewife, you are tired of being crooked, right?" β
"Hmph, hum, hum......" With a burst of sneers, Bai Susu's figure appeared in the gazebo, "Dare to attack my master, you are finished, do you know?" β
"Mom......" Comrade Li Guiying was stupid at the time, "How do I feel that I have suddenly become a landlord's old wealth??" β
"White lady, I saw the white lady......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou saw Bai Susu the moment he saw it, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, his excited eyes lit up, the white lady was the dream lover of all gay men in the eighties and nineties.
"Qin Xiaoniuniu, we won't finish this matter......" Sister Bai glared at the girl angrily and said through gritted teeth.
"What's the big deal??" The girl smiled proudly, "Didn't you just set off a cupola??" With your uncle, you can also exchange experiences with each other......"
"Xiaojun, if you say that again......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou really cried at this moment, "If you say that again, I will jump from here and drown me to get ......"
"Xiaojun, it's over......" Nie Canglong slapped the girl's ass with his backhand, "This is my dad, how can you tease him??" β
"Teasing him......" the girl pouted.
"Girl......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glanced at Sister Bai, "I think the two of us really need to exchange experiences, what do you think?" As he spoke, he winked at Sister Bai.
"I think what Uncle said makes a lot of sense......" Sister Bai gritted her teeth, nodded heavily, and said.
"I know, you two are discussing how to get revenge on me, but I'm not afraid, what means do you have, just use it......" The girl said with a smug smile.
"Xiaojun, don't worry, mom will support you, I see who dares to bully you......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, and then pointed at Bai Susu, "But this person, you have to get her out of here, this is the person I hate the most in my life......"
"Did I provoke you??" Bai Susu was not happy at the time, "Why did you let my master drive me away??" β
"Because you look like a ......goblin," Comrade Li Guiying glared at Bai Susu and said.
"Ahem...... the girl coughed twice. She's your son's woman......"
"Huh??" Comrade Li Guiying was stunned for a moment, and then a smile appeared on his face, and he glared at the girl with disgust, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" This girl is really good, not to mention beautiful, her ass is still big, and she will definitely be able to give birth to a son in the future......"
"You're getting too fast, aren't you??" The girl rolled her eyes.
"My attitude has never changed......," Comrade Li Guiying smiled proudly, "Is she a human or a goblin??" β
"Snake spirit, white snake spirit, beautiful, right??" The girl smirked. Said.
"Well......" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately more satisfied, "Yes, the snake spirit is good, especially the white snake spirit, then it is even better......"
"How can this goblin still have a good haode??" The girl rolled her eyes and said.
"The snake spirit is a beauty, if it is a rabbit spirit, it is an ugly monster, I tell you. I will definitely admit that if the rabbit spirit gives birth to a grandson, I will throw it to the orphanage. I can't afford to lose that person......" Comrade Li Guiying said with a sneer.
"Do you think this is acting on TV??" The girl rolled her eyes, "This person's appearance, it is all destined by God, except for surgery." There's no way an ugly girl becomes a beautiful woman......"
"How could it be??" Comrade Li Guiying gave the girl a blank look, "Don't you read online novels when I do??" It is said in the online novel that you can use true qi to adjust the muscles on your face. Change your physiognomy ......"
"That's ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded, "Canglong played basketball at the beginning, didn't he still give people a broken appearance??" Doesn't that change your appearance?? β
"That's the equivalent of surgery, okay, uncle??" The girl glanced at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "You said that we women are here to discuss beauty matters, what are you a big man talking about??" In this regard, Comrade Little Green Snake has done a good job......"
"You shut up for me......" Comrade Li Guiying glared at her husband, "You can't tell me about her??" Do you need to talk too much?? β
"What the hell do you guys have to do with this??" Sister Bai was watching the play on the side, and she was a little dumbfounded when she looked at it, "Why do I feel that your relationship is so messy??" Is it a mother-in-law or a sister-in-law? β
"What do you think??" The girl glared at Sister Bai and said angrily.
"I wish you two were sisters...... Sister Bai pursed her lips and muttered.
"What do you say??" The girl looked at Sister Bai and sneered.
"I didn't say anything...... Sister Bai rolled her eyes, "I just feel that it's wrong for you to do this, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have to look like mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, you look at me and my ex-mother-in-law, we have never been close to each other......"
"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying was not happy at that time, "I said what are you talking nonsense about this young woman??" You see that our mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are good, you are red-eyed, aren't you?? β
"I warn you, don't call me a young woman again......" Sister Bai glared at Comrade Li Guiying and said through gritted teeth.
"I just called, what do you want??" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly and said.
"Don't think that your son is a land immortal, you just your tail to the sky, let me tell you, I am also a land immortal, and I am also a true qi mutation, the kind that can fight ten at a time, if you annoy me, hum ......" Sister Bai sneered.
"This ......" Comrade Li Guiying's momentum declined at that time, and he peeked at his son and daughter-in-law to see what the reaction of these two people was.
"Don't worry, sister......" The girl sneered, "Sister Bai is a dozen ten, your son is a dozen hundred, ten Sister Bai is like this, none of them are your son's opponents......"
"Hmph......" Comrade Li Guiying's momentum rose to the peak at that time, and looked at Sister Bai with a sneer, "If I annoy you, what can you do to me?" β
"I'll just put up with it......," Sister Bai pouted, "You are my future mother-in-law, can I still beat you??" β
"Who is your future mother-in-law??" Comrade Li Guiying was not happy at that time, "You talk to me to pay attention, you don't look at how old you are, and you still want the old cow to eat tender grass?" β
"Hey......" Sister Bai was angry at the time, "Why am I so old??" Where do you tell I'm old? Is my skin rough or saggy? If you could find a wrinkle on my face, I'd be killed right then ......."
"Temperament ......" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips, "Your temperament tells me that you are already the eldest ......"
"Temperament or something. The most false, can it be taken seriously?? If you say this, you look in the mirror and see what kind of temperament you are......" Sister Bai said with a sneer.
"What's wrong with my temperament??" Comrade Li Guiying was angry at that time, "You made it clear to me......
"What I mean is to say, temperament or something, just look at it, you can't take it seriously, just your temperament, I'll tell you. If you just look at your temperament, no one will think of you as Canglong's mother, you are more naΓ―ve than my daughter, and it's almost ...... to say that you are Canglong's daughter" Sister Bai said with a sneer.
"Son, I'm angry, give me a beating......" Comrade Li Guiying screamed at that time.
Gollum...... Burst......
At this time, Comrade Nie Shenzhou released it again, and there was a roar, just like a diesel engine starting. It's pretty impressive.
"My mother......" Sister Bai screamed, and ran behind Nie Canglong in a puff of smoke, "It's terrible, the sound of the tank engine ......"
"I said Lao Nie......" Comrade Li Guiying on his cheek. Suddenly, a hint of blush appeared, not to mention the embarrassment, "You can't bear it??" β
"I'll put up with a fart...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou's old face turned red, "Can you bear this thing??" That's what I found. It's too dangerous for our son to be here, so let's hurry home......"
"Hmm......" Comrade Li Guiying nodded. It's time to go home......"
"Didn't I get you a planet?? When the time comes, I'll get you some bodyguards, and you can go to live on that planet, and if you miss your old neighbors, you can also let them live with you......" Nie Canglong thought for a while and said.
"That......'s okay," Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded and said.
"What's OK??" Comrade Li Guiying was not happy at the time, "That's our planet, why let others live??" β
"There are more people, and ...... lively" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his daughter-in-law, "What does it mean if it's just the two of us?" β
"Why is it just the two of us?? There's no one on the alien planet?? Comrade Li Guiying said with a sneer.
"No one ......" Nie Canglong smiled embarrassedly, "Not only is there no one, but there is no intelligent life......
"Listen ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou suddenly became proud, "Just the two of us are on it, every day you look at me and I look at yours, what does it mean??" β
"Yes......" The girl nodded vigorously, "Uncle is right, every day you look at me and I look at you, don't you get tired of watching it??" β
"Hmph...... Sister Bai sneered, "I'm afraid that's not what you really think, right??" Are you afraid that the two of you will be idle and have nothing to do, and then create people every day, zuihou will create a lot of younger brothers and sisters for Canglong, and divide the property of your little green snake......"
"You know it in your own heart, why do you have to say it??" The girl glanced at Sister Bai and said angrily.
"You ......" Comrade Li Guiying's head was marked by a black line at that time.
"You guys are so hateful......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's expression was also a little embarrassed, "It's just too ...... to deceive people."
"Mom and Dad, don't worry, no matter if you give birth to my brother or sister, that planet is a gift from me to my younger brother and sister......" Nie Canglong is quite generous, and the gifts are all given to the planet.
"You fart ......" Comrade Li Guiying was angry at that time, "Little rabbit cub, do you believe that the old lady slapped you to death with a brick?? The old lady has been sterilized, and you don't know it......"
"Ahem...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face couldn't hold back at that time, "Who do you say is a dog??" β
"You get the old lady ......" Comrade Li Guiying kicked Comrade Nie Shenzhou hard, and immediately kicked Comrade Nie Shenzhou to the point of urine, of course, the urine flow is a little exaggerated, but the fart is realistic.
"Isn't it just ligation??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "This thing will ......open as soon as you get it," he said, and pointed his finger at his mother.
"Huh??" Comrade Li Guiying was stunned for a moment, and covered her lower abdomen with her hand, "How do I feel, it feels like something is open??" β
"Congratulations to my sister...... the girl immediately said hello to Comrade Li Guiying, "When Canglong's younger brother is full moon, you must invite us to drink wedding wine......
"Son......" Comrade Li Guiying's face changed at that time, and he gritted his teeth when he looked at his son for a while, "You shit, what happened to your mother??" β
"I'm just untying the ligation for you......" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes, "Don't worry, I'm grown up, and I won't fight with my brother for mother'......s love."
"You little rabbit cub......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was angry at the time, "When did I tell your mother that I was going to have a second child??" Do you know how much damage your behavior has caused to our family? β
"Losses??" Nie Canglong was stunned at the time, "What loss??" β
"Do you need to say anything??" Sister Bai was happy in the back, "Of course it's the cost of buying a set......
"Why do you say you're okay with all this nonsense??" Comrade Li Guiying was a little embarrassed, kicked her husband again, and said angrily.
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